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    Brilliant: inquisitorhotpants:

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back the fuck up


Thereโ€™s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the cityโ€™s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had โ€œMASSIVE FUCKING TRAPโ€ written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man iโ€™m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yiโ€ฆ OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponentโ€™s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, yโ€™know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like โ€œshit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.โ€ Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And thatโ€™s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes heโ€™s all like โ€œyo come on in broโ€
and Sima Yi is like โ€œyeah heโ€™s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluffโ€ and heโ€™s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think heโ€™s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like โ€œhe know that I know that he knows that etc.โ€), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan wasย based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, thereโ€™s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.ย 
and thatโ€™s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely justย to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his sideโ€™s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.ย 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then heโ€™s like, โ€Ok guys thatโ€™s enough.โ€ They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemyโ€™s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; itโ€™s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: inquisitorhotpants:

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sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

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back the fuck up


Thereโ€™s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the cityโ€™s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had โ€œMASSIVE FUCKING TRAPโ€ written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man iโ€™m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yiโ€ฆ OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponentโ€™s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, yโ€™know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like โ€œshit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.โ€ Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And thatโ€™s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes heโ€™s all like โ€œyo come on in broโ€
and Sima Yi is like โ€œyeah heโ€™s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluffโ€ and heโ€™s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think heโ€™s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like โ€œhe know that I know that he knows that etc.โ€), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan wasย based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, thereโ€™s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.ย 
and thatโ€™s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely justย to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his sideโ€™s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.ย 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then heโ€™s like, โ€Ok guys thatโ€™s enough.โ€ They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemyโ€™s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; itโ€™s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

                
            

            
            
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(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos theyโ€™re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. itโ€™s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliantย 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90โ€™s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and thatโ€™s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isnโ€™t prone to wandering, itโ€™s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: gallusrostromegalus:

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elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos theyโ€™re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. itโ€™s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliantย 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90โ€™s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and thatโ€™s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isnโ€™t prone to wandering, itโ€™s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
                
            

            
            
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    Brilliant: That was brilliant tbh
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Brilliant: ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead:

ayalaatreides:
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stuckinremission:

โ€œSweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?โ€œ


Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

The brilliant thing about this isnโ€™t just the CGI, itโ€™s the clever little touches of humorโ€“ mussing the boyโ€™s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You donโ€™t need to know who he is or who heโ€™s saving or why. Thereโ€™s a guy who runs real fast and heโ€™s saving people from an explosion, and heโ€™s having a blast with it, and thatโ€™s all you need to know. Itโ€™s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. Thatโ€™s damn good filmmaking.



@theproblemkyd  @blackkatmagic  My favorite Live Action Quicksilver! I love Evan Peters!


I just,,,, the fact that itโ€™s fast until he shows up, then it slows down, then speeds up as soon as he leaves? And the fact that nothing actually stops moving, you can see everything still going on around him, rather than being so slow any movement is imperceptible so it just kind of looks like heโ€™s frozen time or whatever? The fact that it shows how he can manipulate physics and stuff when heโ€™s going so fast, like using floorboards that are being blown apart as stepping stones to a girl in the stairs? All of it is just so good I love this scene so goddamn much
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead:

ayalaatreides:
professor-maple-mod:

phoenix-phoenix:

stuckinremission:

โ€œSweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?โ€œ


Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

The brilliant thing about this isnโ€™t just the CGI, itโ€™s the clever little touches of humorโ€“ mussing the boyโ€™s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You donโ€™t need to know who he is or who heโ€™s saving or why. Thereโ€™s a guy who runs real fast and heโ€™s saving people from an explosion, and heโ€™s having a blast with it, and thatโ€™s all you need to know. Itโ€™s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. Thatโ€™s damn good filmmaking.



@theproblemkyd  @blackkatmagic  My favorite Live Action Quicksilver! I love Evan Peters!


I just,,,, the fact that itโ€™s fast until he shows up, then it slows down, then speeds up as soon as he leaves? And the fact that nothing actually stops moving, you can see everything still going on around him, rather than being so slow any movement is imperceptible so it just kind of looks like heโ€™s frozen time or whatever? The fact that it shows how he can manipulate physics and stuff when heโ€™s going so fast, like using floorboards that are being blown apart as stepping stones to a girl in the stairs? All of it is just so good I love this scene so goddamn much
                
                

                
            

            
            
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โ€œSweet dreams are made of this. W...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Brilliant: cheeseanonioncrisps:

roseverdict:

roseverdict:


jus-tea:

Daddyโ€™s at the food store, Mummyโ€™s out of town,
Sheโ€™s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaโ€™s come to town,
Hide away, hide away, sheโ€™s come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaโ€™s at the doorstep, Iโ€™ll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, Iโ€™ll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaโ€™s come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we canโ€™t come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, Iโ€™ll take her some today,
And hereโ€™s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.






[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, โ€œI thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die theyโ€™re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like โ€˜Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirtโ€™.โ€ End ID.]
HI DONโ€™T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THATโ€™S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT



Itโ€™s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until itโ€™s got an eery childrensโ€™ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated โ€˜Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhonaโ€™ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kidsโ€” think Blind Manโ€™s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for โ€˜Rhonaโ€™ to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another โ€˜Rhonaโ€™ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other โ€œdo you know what thatโ€™s inspired by?โ€

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: cheeseanonioncrisps:

roseverdict:

roseverdict:


jus-tea:

Daddyโ€™s at the food store, Mummyโ€™s out of town,
Sheโ€™s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaโ€™s come to town,
Hide away, hide away, sheโ€™s come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaโ€™s at the doorstep, Iโ€™ll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, Iโ€™ll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaโ€™s come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we canโ€™t come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, Iโ€™ll take her some today,
And hereโ€™s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.






[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, โ€œI thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die theyโ€™re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like โ€˜Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirtโ€™.โ€ End ID.]
HI DONโ€™T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THATโ€™S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT



Itโ€™s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until itโ€™s got an eery childrensโ€™ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated โ€˜Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhonaโ€™ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kidsโ€” think Blind Manโ€™s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for โ€˜Rhonaโ€™ to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another โ€˜Rhonaโ€™ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other โ€œdo you know what thatโ€™s inspired by?โ€

                
            

            
            
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roseverdict:

roseverdict:


jus-tea:

Daddyโ€™s at the food store, Mummyโ€™s out of town,
Sheโ€™s working at the hospita...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Brilliant: Brilliant answer.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Brilliant: Brilliant answer. by mijuzz7
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    Brilliant: Brilliant. #Memes #ToiletPaper #Entertainment
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: Brilliant. #Memes #ToiletPaper #Entertainment
                
            

            
            
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    Brilliant: Truly brilliant, engaging, witty conversation.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: Truly brilliant, engaging, witty conversation.
                
            

            
            
Truly brilliant, engaging, witty conversation.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Brilliant: epicjohndoe:

More Brilliant Shower Thoughts
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Brilliant: meara-eldestofthemall:

girlactionfigure:

Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creating a fake epidemic that kept the Germans away from their town.
Eugene received his medical degree before the war started. After Germany invaded Poland in 1939, he became a military doctor with the Polish resistance. He was imprisoned in a German POW camp for his anti-Nazi activities. After his release in 1942, Eugene moved to a small town, Rozwadow, with his wife and young daughter. There he reunited with a friend from medical school, Stanislaw Matulewicz.Stanislaw made a medical discovery that seemed minor but proved monumental. He found that healthy people could be injected with a typhoid vaccine that would make them test positive for the deadly disease without actually contracting it.Eugene hatched a brilliant plan. He knew that Germans tended to be germaphobes and were terrified of typhus, a contagious bacterial disease. When a Polish town was found to be infected with typhus, the German occupiers would quarantine the entire area. Eugene also knew that by implementing his plan, he risked the death penalty, which applied to Poles who helped Jews. Undeterred by the risk, Eugene injected thousands of people with typhus and sent blood samples to the Germans to report the โ€œepidemic.โ€ He made sure to inject non-Jews as well as Jews, so the Nazis wouldnโ€™t just come in and massacre all the Jews in town. Because it appeared to be a widespread epidemic, the Nazis stayed clear of Rozwadow. By late 1943, the Gestapo was suspicious. The entire town was supposedly infested with typhus, yet nobody was dying. Eugene learned a German medical team was being sent to the quarantined area. He frantically approached the oldest and sickest-looking people in town and asked them to wait in a squalid shack. When the visitors arrived, the villagers welcomed them with a party - featuring large quantities of vodka. After the celebration, the German doctors were taken to the โ€œpatients.โ€ Eugene said, โ€œI told them to be my guest and examine the patients, but to be careful because the Polish are dirty and full of lice, which transfer typhus.โ€The doctors quickly took blood samples without conducting full examinations of the patients. When the samples tested positive for typhus, the German health authorities were satisfied the epidemic was still raging. They never came back.After the war, Eugene didnโ€™t tell anybody of his heroic acts, not even his wife. It wasnโ€™t until a documentary was produced in 2000 about the fake epidemic that Eugene received the accolades he deserved. He passed away in 2006 at age 92.For risking his his life to save the Jews of Rozwadow, Poland, we honor Dr. Eugene Lazowski as this weekโ€™s Thursday Hero. Accidental Talmudist

Itโ€™s important to remember that not all heroes wear tights and a cape.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: meara-eldestofthemall:

girlactionfigure:

Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creating a fake epidemic that kept the Germans away from their town.
Eugene received his medical degree before the war started. After Germany invaded Poland in 1939, he became a military doctor with the Polish resistance. He was imprisoned in a German POW camp for his anti-Nazi activities. After his release in 1942, Eugene moved to a small town, Rozwadow, with his wife and young daughter. There he reunited with a friend from medical school, Stanislaw Matulewicz.Stanislaw made a medical discovery that seemed minor but proved monumental. He found that healthy people could be injected with a typhoid vaccine that would make them test positive for the deadly disease without actually contracting it.Eugene hatched a brilliant plan. He knew that Germans tended to be germaphobes and were terrified of typhus, a contagious bacterial disease. When a Polish town was found to be infected with typhus, the German occupiers would quarantine the entire area. Eugene also knew that by implementing his plan, he risked the death penalty, which applied to Poles who helped Jews. Undeterred by the risk, Eugene injected thousands of people with typhus and sent blood samples to the Germans to report the โ€œepidemic.โ€ He made sure to inject non-Jews as well as Jews, so the Nazis wouldnโ€™t just come in and massacre all the Jews in town. Because it appeared to be a widespread epidemic, the Nazis stayed clear of Rozwadow. By late 1943, the Gestapo was suspicious. The entire town was supposedly infested with typhus, yet nobody was dying. Eugene learned a German medical team was being sent to the quarantined area. He frantically approached the oldest and sickest-looking people in town and asked them to wait in a squalid shack. When the visitors arrived, the villagers welcomed them with a party - featuring large quantities of vodka. After the celebration, the German doctors were taken to the โ€œpatients.โ€ Eugene said, โ€œI told them to be my guest and examine the patients, but to be careful because the Polish are dirty and full of lice, which transfer typhus.โ€The doctors quickly took blood samples without conducting full examinations of the patients. When the samples tested positive for typhus, the German health authorities were satisfied the epidemic was still raging. They never came back.After the war, Eugene didnโ€™t tell anybody of his heroic acts, not even his wife. It wasnโ€™t until a documentary was produced in 2000 about the fake epidemic that Eugene received the accolades he deserved. He passed away in 2006 at age 92.For risking his his life to save the Jews of Rozwadow, Poland, we honor Dr. Eugene Lazowski as this weekโ€™s Thursday Hero. Accidental Talmudist

Itโ€™s important to remember that not all heroes wear tights and a cape.

                
            

            
            
meara-eldestofthemall:

girlactionfigure:

Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creati...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Brilliant: ruffboijuliaburnsides:
ayalaatreides:

professor-maple-mod:

phoenix-phoenix:

stuckinremission:

โ€œSweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?โ€œ


Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

The brilliant thing about this isnโ€™t just the CGI, itโ€™s the clever little touches of humorโ€“ mussing the boyโ€™s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You donโ€™t need to know who he is or who heโ€™s saving or why. Thereโ€™s a guy who runs real fast and heโ€™s saving people from an explosion, and heโ€™s having a blast with it, and thatโ€™s all you need to know. Itโ€™s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. Thatโ€™s damn good filmmaking.

I have absolutely ZERO interest in ever watching this movie, and I never have had any. 
But ever since this clip first made it onto tumblr, I have watched it EVERY SINGLE TIME itโ€™s come around, because it is just absolutely fantastic work not only cinematographically but also to show characterization.  Heโ€™s gonna save all these people, but heโ€™s also gonna have a little fun.  Heโ€™s a good person but a mischievous one, who probably has a lot of opinions and who doesnโ€™t take things too seriously. Plus the music choice is just ON POINT.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: ruffboijuliaburnsides:
ayalaatreides:

professor-maple-mod:

phoenix-phoenix:

stuckinremission:

โ€œSweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?โ€œ


Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

The brilliant thing about this isnโ€™t just the CGI, itโ€™s the clever little touches of humorโ€“ mussing the boyโ€™s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You donโ€™t need to know who he is or who heโ€™s saving or why. Thereโ€™s a guy who runs real fast and heโ€™s saving people from an explosion, and heโ€™s having a blast with it, and thatโ€™s all you need to know. Itโ€™s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. Thatโ€™s damn good filmmaking.

I have absolutely ZERO interest in ever watching this movie, and I never have had any. 
But ever since this clip first made it onto tumblr, I have watched it EVERY SINGLE TIME itโ€™s come around, because it is just absolutely fantastic work not only cinematographically but also to show characterization.  Heโ€™s gonna save all these people, but heโ€™s also gonna have a little fun.  Heโ€™s a good person but a mischievous one, who probably has a lot of opinions and who doesnโ€™t take things too seriously. Plus the music choice is just ON POINT.

                
                

                
            

            
            
ruffboijuliaburnsides:
ayalaatreides:

professor-maple-mod:

phoenix-phoenix:

stuckinremission:

โ€œSweet dreams are made of this. Who am...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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    Brilliant: imbrium-mare:
hating-alison-ashley:

girlwhowantedtobegod:

salad-chan:

dizzymoods:

Chaplin metย Lita MacMurray when she was 12yrs old. He got her pregnant during the filming of The Gold Rushย when she was 15. He fired her from the set and tried forcing her to have an abortion.ย Years after covering that disgusting situation up, at the age of 54 he married Oona Oโ€™Neil, who had just turned 18.ย 
Itโ€™s absolutely disgusting how these men use their money, fame, and influence to silence their victims. & we can only guess at the number of young girls we will never know about who have been targeted by these demons.ย ย 


This whole โ€œseperate the art from the artistโ€ bs has kept such criminals protected from the scrutiny of law. We need to accept that art cannot cover up crimes and that in want of better art, we cannot let criminals do better crimes.



and people brush this off and pretend itโ€™s not reality all the time. people are fucking spineless. itโ€™s pathetic but even more than that, itโ€™s disgusting. stop letting pedophiles be โ€œnormalโ€, stop letting pedophiles be โ€œgreat.โ€ childrenโ€™s safety matters. 

Every โ€˜brilliantโ€™ pedophile who is punished and removed from society allows someone else more worthy to take his place. It also gives his victims a chance to do great things instead.We would have more brilliant artists and creators not fewer if the pedophiles werenโ€™t allowed to flourish. Theyโ€™d be a different demographic - one that men canโ€™t use to give tacit approval to their own misdeeds.

Unpopular opinion but the life and dignity of children is more important than your favorite movie or singer or whatever. Sure, the idea that getting rid of a pedophileย โ€œallows someone else more worthy to take his placeโ€ is really reassuring to the masses, but that should not be your priority. You shouldnโ€™t have to gain something from putting a child molester behind bars to put a child molester behind bars.
The very idea that we are making society a safer, better place for our kids andย modeling correct behavior should be enough. It needs to be enough, or else men like this will never be brought to justice.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brilliant: imbrium-mare:
hating-alison-ashley:

girlwhowantedtobegod:

salad-chan:

dizzymoods:

Chaplin metย Lita MacMurray when she was 12yrs old. He got her pregnant during the filming of The Gold Rushย when she was 15. He fired her from the set and tried forcing her to have an abortion.ย Years after covering that disgusting situation up, at the age of 54 he married Oona Oโ€™Neil, who had just turned 18.ย 
Itโ€™s absolutely disgusting how these men use their money, fame, and influence to silence their victims. & we can only guess at the number of young girls we will never know about who have been targeted by these demons.ย ย 


This whole โ€œseperate the art from the artistโ€ bs has kept such criminals protected from the scrutiny of law. We need to accept that art cannot cover up crimes and that in want of better art, we cannot let criminals do better crimes.



and people brush this off and pretend itโ€™s not reality all the time. people are fucking spineless. itโ€™s pathetic but even more than that, itโ€™s disgusting. stop letting pedophiles be โ€œnormalโ€, stop letting pedophiles be โ€œgreat.โ€ childrenโ€™s safety matters. 

Every โ€˜brilliantโ€™ pedophile who is punished and removed from society allows someone else more worthy to take his place. It also gives his victims a chance to do great things instead.We would have more brilliant artists and creators not fewer if the pedophiles werenโ€™t allowed to flourish. Theyโ€™d be a different demographic - one that men canโ€™t use to give tacit approval to their own misdeeds.

Unpopular opinion but the life and dignity of children is more important than your favorite movie or singer or whatever. Sure, the idea that getting rid of a pedophileย โ€œallows someone else more worthy to take his placeโ€ is really reassuring to the masses, but that should not be your priority. You shouldnโ€™t have to gain something from putting a child molester behind bars to put a child molester behind bars.
The very idea that we are making society a safer, better place for our kids andย modeling correct behavior should be enough. It needs to be enough, or else men like this will never be brought to justice.

                
            

            
            
imbrium-mare:
hating-alison-ashley:

girlwhowantedtobegod:

salad-chan:

dizzymoods:

Chaplin metย Lita MacMurray when she was 12yrs old....

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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