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Bright Light: fuckingflying
 I hate linguistic anthropology. Why?
 One of the most influential experiments
 in linguistic anthropology involved
 teaching a chimp asl. One of the most
 influential linguistics is named Noam
 Chomsky. You know what the chimp's
 name was?
 Nim Chimpsky
 Fucking monkey purn
 And this is in textbooks, in
 documentaries, everywhere. And
 everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD
 AWFUL PUN cause of how important
 the experiment was. But
 BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM
 CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.
 dendritic-trees
 Its not just the linguistic
 anthropologists.
 There's a group of very important
 genes that determine if your body
 develops in the right shape/
 organization... they are called the
 hedgehog genes, because fruit fly
 geneticists are all ridiculous. The
 different hedgehog genes are all named
 after different hedgehogs. And then
 someone decided to get clever and
 name one "sonic hedgehog" because
 this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.
 Well sonic hedgehog controls brain
 development, and now actual doctors
 are stuck in the position of explaining to
 grieving parents that their child's lethal
 birth defects or life-threatening tumors
 are caused by a "sonic hedgehog
 mutation".
 And this is why no one will invite the
 fruit fly people to parties
 error-404-fuck-not-found
 Biogeochemical scientists, upon
 discovering the complex mechanisms
 that govern the storage and use of
 molecular iron on our planet, decided to
 call this cycle "the ferrous wheel" We
 groaned about that for at least five solid
 minutes.
 callmegallifreya
 The phenomenon of sneezing when
 exposed to sudden bright light is called
 an Autosomal-dominant Compelling
 Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO
 Half a byte of data is a nibble.
 theactualcluegirl
 An unidentified, repetitive computer
 error is called a Bug, because the first
 one of those they discovered to be the
 fault of a moth fluttering against the
 vacuum tubes
 I think we need to admit that academics
 and engineers are lonely, stressed
 people whose brains go funny places
 when deprived of sleep and fed too
 much coffee instead
sonic hedgehog

sonic hedgehog

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Bright Light: HOW TO
 RAISE A Cooperative
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 in (5) simple steps
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 friendly, bright,
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 gentle, tender
 busy, persistent,
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 unreliable
 shy, wimpy
 hypersensitivethy, demanding,
 loud
 know-it-all
 INTERPRET THE TANTRUM
 (or fight or rebellion
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 Your child is telling you something, even if they don't know how to say it.
 Ask yourself...
 TYPE 1
 TYPE 2
 TYPE 3
 Does my child
 feel overly
 Does my child
 feel unheard
 or
 Does my child
 Does my child
 need to feel
 more respected?
 Has my child
 had too much
 lone time?
 Have my child's
 plans been
 Has my child
 been told "No
 too often lately?reflect and focus?
 Does my child
 need some time to
 Is something in
 my child's life
 too serious?
 Is something in
 my child's life
 too intense?
 my child's life
 my child's life
 too
 Time to make some changes...
 4BE INTUITIVE, NOT REACTIVE
 TYPE 1
 TYPE 2
 TYPE 3
 TYPE 4
 Surprise your child.Reassure your child.
 Facilitate friendship. Give time to relax.
 Have fun with themConneet with them.
 Encourage your child.
 Let them move fast.
 Allow adventure
 Respect their authority.
 Support structure.
 Focus when listening
 5
 ENJOY THE JOY!
<p>How To Raise A Happy Kid</p>

<p>How To Raise A Happy Kid</p>

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Los Angeles during a blackout in the 90’s. People called 911 reporting a “mysterious bright light in the sky”.omg-humor.tumblr.com

Los Angeles during a blackout in the 90’s. People called 911 reporting a “mysterious bright light in the sky”.omg-humor.tumblr.com