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Bridesmaids: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂
Bridesmaids: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it
 I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his
 name is Smudge
 @DrSmashlove
Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂

Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a t...

Bridesmaids: Bridesmaids Hold Rescue Puppies Instead of Flowers By Caitlin Jill Anders Sep. 19,2016 SHARE Now I be seeing a lot of u fancy kids in them convertible jeeps, that shit low key like a secret fraternity straight up. Now what differentiates the members of this fraternity is the wheel cover on the back spare tire because that cover always gon say what school they went to which is 83% of they identity 😂. Without further delay, how to decode what the wheel cover says: (1) Red W. This say "hey my name is Jeff. I attended the University of Wisconsin and have a degree in business. I currently work for Deloitte and it's a lot of hours but my team is AWESOME lol. We should take a trip to Madison some time - best college town in America - we can spend on time on the lake and u can meet some of my old college buddies ☺️." (2) Big yellow M. This say "my name is Joshua. I attended the University of Michigan. I know a lot of baseball statistics but I'm not super nerdy about it just a little nerdy. I work in private equity. You should marry the fuck out of me, our kids will attend the premier Jewish preschool in the city because my mom is the principal there 🤗." (3) "red IU". "MY NAME IS TED FUCKING SMITH. I WENT TO INDIANA UNIVERSITY BLOOMINGTON. DON'T ASK ME HOW THE FUCK IT WAS, IT WAS FUCKING MARVELOUS. WHEN PLAYBOY RANKED THE TOP PARTY SCHOOLS IN THE UNITED STATES THEY DIDN'T EVEN INCLUDE US BECAUSE THEY SAID WE'RE IN OUR OWN LEAGUE LMAO ANYWAY YEAH SO WYD AFTER THIS LET'S HAVE A BEER IN MY JEEP MY UNCLE JIM IS A COP SO WE'RE GOOD." (4) "YALE". Cool Asian kid who always has good weed and lots of white friends GoodNight 😂😂😂
Bridesmaids: Bridesmaids Hold Rescue
 Puppies Instead of Flowers
 By Caitlin Jill Anders
 Sep. 19,2016
 SHARE
Now I be seeing a lot of u fancy kids in them convertible jeeps, that shit low key like a secret fraternity straight up. Now what differentiates the members of this fraternity is the wheel cover on the back spare tire because that cover always gon say what school they went to which is 83% of they identity 😂. Without further delay, how to decode what the wheel cover says: (1) Red W. This say "hey my name is Jeff. I attended the University of Wisconsin and have a degree in business. I currently work for Deloitte and it's a lot of hours but my team is AWESOME lol. We should take a trip to Madison some time - best college town in America - we can spend on time on the lake and u can meet some of my old college buddies ☺️." (2) Big yellow M. This say "my name is Joshua. I attended the University of Michigan. I know a lot of baseball statistics but I'm not super nerdy about it just a little nerdy. I work in private equity. You should marry the fuck out of me, our kids will attend the premier Jewish preschool in the city because my mom is the principal there 🤗." (3) "red IU". "MY NAME IS TED FUCKING SMITH. I WENT TO INDIANA UNIVERSITY BLOOMINGTON. DON'T ASK ME HOW THE FUCK IT WAS, IT WAS FUCKING MARVELOUS. WHEN PLAYBOY RANKED THE TOP PARTY SCHOOLS IN THE UNITED STATES THEY DIDN'T EVEN INCLUDE US BECAUSE THEY SAID WE'RE IN OUR OWN LEAGUE LMAO ANYWAY YEAH SO WYD AFTER THIS LET'S HAVE A BEER IN MY JEEP MY UNCLE JIM IS A COP SO WE'RE GOOD." (4) "YALE". Cool Asian kid who always has good weed and lots of white friends GoodNight 😂😂😂

Now I be seeing a lot of u fancy kids in them convertible jeeps, that shit low key like a secret fraternity straight up. Now what differe...

Bridesmaids: The "best man" at a wedding wasn't originally the groom's "best friend". Rather, he was the best swordsman the groom could afford to hire. Back in the day most marriages were arranged. There was a great danger of the bride's actual sweetie crashing the party & kidnapping the bride and slicing up a bunch of people. So the groom hired a swordman to watch his back the entire night so he could party without worrying. As time went on, it became harder to find swordsmen to hire that would risk their life for your money, so it started to move towards "the friend you have who is best with a sword and would sacrifice himself should the need arise". But lucky for them, things calmed down and the role of the best man eventually evolved into cutting out the swordsmanship part entirely. Ultrafacts.turmblr.com Bridesmaids at weddings were to confuse evil spirits so they can't tell who the real bride is. Ultrafacts.tmblr.com theboneylibrarian: imaginarykangaroohorns: francesvhale: lordticklefish: 23devil: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts marriage is fucked up Evil Spirit: FUCK, THERE’S 8 WOMEN ALL WEARING THE SAME COLORED DRESS AND ONE IN WHITE, FUCKING WHICH ONE IS THE DAMN BRIDE?! DAMN IT, FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT OF HERE actually originally the bride and all the bridesmaids wore the exact same dress and veiled their faces heavily. Which one was exactly the bride wasn’t revealed until the very last minute. I love this so much Groom’s bff: bro id die for u and ur wifeBride’s bff: lets confuse the fuck out of these spirits “If anyone should have any reason why these two should not be wed they must first defeat the Best Man in single combat.”
Bridesmaids: The "best man" at a wedding wasn't originally
 the groom's "best friend". Rather, he was the
 best swordsman the groom could afford to
 hire.
 Back in the day most marriages were
 arranged. There was a great danger of the
 bride's actual sweetie crashing the party &
 kidnapping the bride and slicing up a bunch
 of people. So the groom hired a swordman
 to watch his back the entire night so he could
 party without worrying.
 As time went on, it became harder to find
 swordsmen to hire that would risk their life for
 your money, so it started to move towards
 "the friend you have who is best with a sword
 and would sacrifice himself should the need
 arise". But lucky for them, things calmed
 down and the role of the best man eventually
 evolved into cutting out the swordsmanship
 part entirely.
 Ultrafacts.turmblr.com

 Bridesmaids at weddings were to
 confuse evil spirits so they can't tell
 who the real bride is.
 Ultrafacts.tmblr.com
theboneylibrarian:
imaginarykangaroohorns:

francesvhale:

lordticklefish:

23devil:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

marriage is fucked up

Evil Spirit: FUCK, THERE’S 8 WOMEN ALL WEARING THE SAME COLORED DRESS AND ONE IN WHITE, FUCKING WHICH ONE IS THE DAMN BRIDE?! DAMN IT, FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT OF HERE

actually originally the bride and all the bridesmaids wore the exact same dress and veiled their faces heavily. Which one was exactly the bride wasn’t revealed until the very last minute.


I love this so much Groom’s bff: bro id die for u and ur wifeBride’s bff: lets confuse the fuck out of these spirits


“If anyone should have any reason why these two should not be wed they must first defeat the Best Man in single combat.”

theboneylibrarian: imaginarykangaroohorns: francesvhale: lordticklefish: 23devil: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, fo...

Bridesmaids: Omarosa Called "Trump's Whore" While Shopping With Bridesmaids @balleralert Omarosa Called “Trump’s Whore” While Shopping With Bridesmaids - blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Omarosa has been taking a lot of flack for working with DonaldTrump. She’s already admitted that friends and family have shunned her, now as she preps for her wedding, she’s being harassed by the public. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Saturday, Omarosa and five of her bridesmaids went to the high-end Tysons Corner Center in Virginia, where the group stopped by the makeup section of Nordstrom. Reportedly, two female shoppers spotted Omarosa and according to a witness, “They were letting her have it.” The group of women even resulted to name calling, referring to the White House director of communications for the Office of Public Liaison as “Trump’s Whore.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A witness says Omarosa, who was wearing an orthopedic boot and walking with a cane due to a foot injury she’d sustained during Trump’s inauguration, appeared shaken by the incident and could be heard saying, “These fat ladies won’t stop following me.” By the time Nordstrom security arrived, the former reality star was surrounded by gawkers. Security was able to eventually escort her to her car. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The incident falls just days after both Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus dropped Ivanka Trump’s clothing line. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In semi-related news, OmarosaManigault is set to appear on TLC’s Say Yes to the Dress. I won’t be watching but you guys let me know if anything interesting happens on there.
Bridesmaids: Omarosa Called "Trump's Whore"
 While Shopping With Bridesmaids
 @balleralert
Omarosa Called “Trump’s Whore” While Shopping With Bridesmaids - blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Omarosa has been taking a lot of flack for working with DonaldTrump. She’s already admitted that friends and family have shunned her, now as she preps for her wedding, she’s being harassed by the public. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Saturday, Omarosa and five of her bridesmaids went to the high-end Tysons Corner Center in Virginia, where the group stopped by the makeup section of Nordstrom. Reportedly, two female shoppers spotted Omarosa and according to a witness, “They were letting her have it.” The group of women even resulted to name calling, referring to the White House director of communications for the Office of Public Liaison as “Trump’s Whore.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A witness says Omarosa, who was wearing an orthopedic boot and walking with a cane due to a foot injury she’d sustained during Trump’s inauguration, appeared shaken by the incident and could be heard saying, “These fat ladies won’t stop following me.” By the time Nordstrom security arrived, the former reality star was surrounded by gawkers. Security was able to eventually escort her to her car. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The incident falls just days after both Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus dropped Ivanka Trump’s clothing line. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In semi-related news, OmarosaManigault is set to appear on TLC’s Say Yes to the Dress. I won’t be watching but you guys let me know if anything interesting happens on there.

Omarosa Called “Trump’s Whore” While Shopping With Bridesmaids - blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Omarosa has been taking a lot o...

Bridesmaids: GAY BARS IN 2006 GAY BARS IN 2016 Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by a gaggle of drunk bridesmaids 🙋🏽‍♂️
Bridesmaids: GAY BARS IN 2006
 GAY BARS IN 2016
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by a gaggle of drunk bridesmaids 🙋🏽‍♂️

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by a gaggle of drunk bridesmaids 🙋🏽‍♂️