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Boning: siderealsandman the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon like a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet...a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form...would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah l'd like to fuck that davefunkadelic Counterpoint, my good man: ragans fuck siderealsandman Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards. abadmeanmess Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny siderealsandman Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've got better prospects than spindly little bards!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lair! Seriously!!! I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True Polymorph to make things interesting ollies-outies triple-counterpaint: you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post gothvegas OP is right and they should say it insufficientlykinglike Actually... Table 2-4: Jnterspecies rossbreeding Y MIN INIMIN IY INIY INI N ININ IN Y IM NTY Y Y Y YYYYY Y YY Y Y YMN NN NNN N MNNN NY N YYY YY Y Y YYYY YYYY Y Y Y YYY Y Y YYY NY Y Y Y Y Y Y YMN NN N NNN N NNN NY N NMY N NN Y N N NY NN Y Y Y Y Y Y Y YYYY Y YY Y YYY MMY Y MNN MMIN MY NN| MY Y Y Y NM NNY MY NN NNN N NNNN N Y MNN N Bugbear Celestial Centaur YYY Y Y Dragon Dryad Dwarf NNY Y NY Y Elf Fiend* Giant Gnoll Gnome M N Y NNM YNNYN NNN NN N NN NY NY N NNN N Y NNN Y NNYN Y NY NMY NNN Y N N N N N NY NNNNN NY NNMY Y MN NY N MNY N NNN NY MMMY Goblin Half-Elf Half-Orc Halfling Hobgoblin Human Kobold Lizardfolk Merfolk/Triton N Minotaur Y NNY Y YYY Y Y Y N NY MN YYY Y YYNNN Y YNNY NNY N YNN NN NNN N NY MNNY NNY Y YNNNNNNN N NMY N NY NNN N YMN NN Y NNNY NNY NY NN MY YYNNNNNN NN NNNY Y MINY Y Y YY Y Y Y Y YY YY YYYY Y Y Y Y YYMNM NY NIMY NNN MY Y MMM NN Y YN NY NY N MY NNN NY M Y MM N NY Nymph Ogre Orc Satyr Sprite YY MY YY Y MY YNN MMY Y MMY YNMY Y MMY Y YYY YY YYYMY YY YY YYYYN Y YY M MY Y Y Y-Yes. These two species can .cross ced, with a normal chance of conception (using the lowest percent chance). The resultant child will be a hall- breed (see Core Rulebook I or Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters) M-Maybe. These two species may successfully crossbreed, although the chance of conception is reduced by 30% from the lowest percentage parent. The resultant child will most likely be a half-breed (sce Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters), N-No. These two species cannot crossbreed without the use of magical means The child will be a half-celestial or half-fiend, depending upon the parent. These twospecies may never produce a child, except through extraordinary magical methods, such as the magic provided by artifacts or the will of a deity Felids, Giiantborn, and Serpentine (see Chapter 6: Gods &Monsters) use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs. Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad encounter and fuck the dragon. battlecrazed-axe-mage I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so preciousorgel That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!! That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child. If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What's the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS rosegaarden a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid preciousorgel Don't bring shrek into this rosegaarden OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD: 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies Donkey's role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him on his path 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never or singing. That was his THING stopped talking 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him. He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence - He's COLOR BLIND and still managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie CONCLUSION SHREK ISA DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN Source: siderealsandman Sprite >Y> Satyr Orc Z> Ogre Nymph Giant Fiend Elf ZZ Dwarf Zz>> Dryad Dragon Cen Celestial Bugbear z
Boning: siderealsandman
 the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny
 little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
 like a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other
 creature on the planet...a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign
 to take humanoid form...would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard
 whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah l'd like to fuck that
 davefunkadelic
 Counterpoint, my good man:
 ragans fuck
 siderealsandman
 Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big
 Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and
 jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling
 twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
 abadmeanmess
 Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny
 siderealsandman
 Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've
 got better prospects than spindly little bards!! They could be off fucking
 cloud giants or beholders or planetars!! They could be having sex with
 kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting
 volcano!
 There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so
 much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who
 hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in
 kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lair!
 Seriously!!!
 I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon
 who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is
 not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the
 Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be
 looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True
 Polymorph to make things interesting
 ollies-outies
 triple-counterpaint:
 you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength
 half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post
 gothvegas
 OP is right and they should say it
 insufficientlykinglike
 Actually...
 Table 2-4: Jnterspecies rossbreeding
 Y MIN INIMIN IY INIY INI N ININ IN Y IM
 NTY Y Y Y YYYYY Y YY Y Y
 YMN NN NNN N MNNN NY N
 YYY YY Y Y YYYY YYYY
 Y Y Y YYY Y Y YYY NY Y Y Y Y Y Y
 YMN NN N NNN N NNN NY N NMY
 N NN Y N N NY NN Y
 Y Y Y Y Y Y YYYY Y YY Y YYY
 MMY Y MNN MMIN MY NN| MY Y Y Y NM
 NNY MY NN NNN N NNNN N Y MNN
 N
 Bugbear
 Celestial
 Centaur
 YYY
 Y Y
 Dragon
 Dryad
 Dwarf
 NNY Y
 NY Y
 Elf
 Fiend*
 Giant
 Gnoll
 Gnome
 M
 N
 Y NNM
 YNNYN NNN NN N NN
 NY NY N NNN
 N Y NNN Y NNYN
 Y NY NMY NNN
 Y N N N N N NY NNNNN NY NNMY
 Y MN NY N MNY N NNN NY MMMY
 Goblin
 Half-Elf
 Half-Orc
 Halfling
 Hobgoblin
 Human
 Kobold
 Lizardfolk
 Merfolk/Triton N
 Minotaur
 Y
 NNY Y
 YYY Y Y
 Y
 N NY MN
 YYY Y
 YYNNN Y YNNY NNY N
 YNN NN NNN N NY MNNY NNY Y
 YNNNNNNN N NMY N NY NNN N
 YMN NN Y NNNY NNY NY NN MY
 YYNNNNNN NN NNNY Y MINY Y
 Y YY Y Y Y Y YY YY YYYY Y Y Y Y
 YYMNM NY NIMY NNN MY Y MMM
 NN Y YN NY NY N MY NNN NY M Y MM
 N
 NY
 Nymph
 Ogre
 Orc
 Satyr
 Sprite
 YY
 MY YY Y MY YNN MMY Y MMY YNMY Y MMY Y
 YYY YY YYYMY YY YY YYYYN Y YY M MY Y
 Y
 Y-Yes. These two species can .cross ced, with a normal chance of conception (using the lowest percent chance). The resultant child will be a hall-
 breed (see Core Rulebook I or Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters)
 M-Maybe. These two species may successfully crossbreed, although the chance of conception is reduced by 30% from the lowest percentage
 parent. The resultant child will most likely be a half-breed (sce Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters),
 N-No. These two species cannot crossbreed without the use of magical means
 The child will be a half-celestial or half-fiend, depending upon the parent.
 These twospecies may never produce a child, except through extraordinary magical methods, such as the magic provided by artifacts or the will of a deity
 Felids, Giiantborn, and Serpentine (see Chapter 6: Gods &Monsters) use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed
 As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck
 anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match
 dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
 Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go
 forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad
 encounter and
 fuck the dragon.
 battlecrazed-axe-mage
 I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to
 keep that chart for reference, so
 preciousorgel
 That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything
 and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!
 That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that
 what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would
 yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those
 creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child.
 If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have
 any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for
 a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What's the bard gonna say??
 You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting
 sauteed
 OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT
 GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS
 rosegaarden
 a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid
 preciousorgel
 Don't bring shrek into this
 rosegaarden
 OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE
 CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD:
 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies Donkey's role in the film
 was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him
 on his path
 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never
 or singing. That was his THING
 stopped talking
 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution Do we even need to
 question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him.
 He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms
 with their feelings. Intelligence - He's COLOR BLIND and still managed to
 figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution dude you saw the shit
 he managed to survive in that movie
 CONCLUSION SHREK ISA DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD
 THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE
 AGAIN
 Source: siderealsandman
 Sprite >Y>
 Satyr
 Orc Z>
 Ogre
 Nymph
 Giant
 Fiend
 Elf ZZ
 Dwarf Zz>>
 Dryad
 Dragon
 Cen
 Celestial
 Bugbear z
Boning: siderealsandman the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon like a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet...a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form...would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah l'd like to fuck that davefunkadelic Counterpoint, my good man: ragans fuck siderealsandman Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards. abadmeanmess Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny siderealsandman Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've got better prospects than spindly little bards!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lair! Seriously!!! I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True Polymorph to make things interesting ollies-outies triple-counterpaint: you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post gothvegas OP is right and they should say it insufficientlykinglike Actually... Table 2-4: Jnterspecies rossbreeding Y MIN INIMIN IY INIY INI N ININ IN Y IM NTY Y Y Y YYYYY Y YY Y Y YMN NN NNN N MNNN NY N YYY YY Y Y YYYY YYYY Y Y Y YYY Y Y YYY NY Y Y Y Y Y Y YMN NN N NNN N NNN NY N NMY N NN Y N N NY NN Y Y Y Y Y Y Y YYYY Y YY Y YYY MMY Y MNN MMIN MY NN| MY Y Y Y NM NNY MY NN NNN N NNNN N Y MNN N Bugbear Celestial Centaur YYY Y Y Dragon Dryad Dwarf NNY Y NY Y Elf Fiend* Giant Gnoll Gnome M N Y NNM YNNYN NNN NN N NN NY NY N NNN N Y NNN Y NNYN Y NY NMY NNN Y N N N N N NY NNNNN NY NNMY Y MN NY N MNY N NNN NY MMMY Goblin Half-Elf Half-Orc Halfling Hobgoblin Human Kobold Lizardfolk Merfolk/Triton N Minotaur Y NNY Y YYY Y Y Y N NY MN YYY Y YYNNN Y YNNY NNY N YNN NN NNN N NY MNNY NNY Y YNNNNNNN N NMY N NY NNN N YMN NN Y NNNY NNY NY NN MY YYNNNNNN NN NNNY Y MINY Y Y YY Y Y Y Y YY YY YYYY Y Y Y Y YYMNM NY NIMY NNN MY Y MMM NN Y YN NY NY N MY NNN NY M Y MM N NY Nymph Ogre Orc Satyr Sprite YY MY YY Y MY YNN MMY Y MMY YNMY Y MMY Y YYY YY YYYMY YY YY YYYYN Y YY M MY Y Y Y-Yes. These two species can .cross ced, with a normal chance of conception (using the lowest percent chance). The resultant child will be a hall- breed (see Core Rulebook I or Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters) M-Maybe. These two species may successfully crossbreed, although the chance of conception is reduced by 30% from the lowest percentage. parent. The resultant child will most likely be a half-breed (sce Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters), N-No. These two species cannot crossbreed without the use of magical means The child will be a half-celestial or half-fiend, depending upon the parent. These twospecies may never produce a child, except through extraordinary magical methods, such as the magic provided by artifacts or the will of a deity Felids, Giiantborn, and Serpentine (see Chapter 6: Gods &Monsters) use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs. Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad encounter and fuck the dragon. battlecrazed-axe-mage I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so preciousorgel That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!! That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child. If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What's the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS rosegaarden a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid preciousorgel Don't bring shrek into this rosegaarden OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD: 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies Donkey's role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him on his path 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never or singing. That was his THING stopped talking 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him. He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence - He's COLOR BLIND and still managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie CONCLUSION SHREK ISA DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN Source: siderealsandman Sprite >Y> Satyr Orc Z> Ogre Nymph Giant Fiend Elf ZZ Dwarf Zz>> Dryad Dragon Cen Celestial Bugbear z Saw this and knew it would help the fucking dragon argument
Boning: siderealsandman
 the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny
 little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
 like a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other
 creature on the planet...a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign
 to take humanoid form...would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard
 whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah l'd like to fuck that
 davefunkadelic
 Counterpoint, my good man:
 ragans fuck
 siderealsandman
 Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big
 Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and
 jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling
 twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
 abadmeanmess
 Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny
 siderealsandman
 Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've
 got better prospects than spindly little bards!! They could be off fucking
 cloud giants or beholders or planetars!! They could be having sex with
 kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting
 volcano!
 There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so
 much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who
 hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in
 kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lair!
 Seriously!!!
 I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon
 who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is
 not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the
 Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be
 looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True
 Polymorph to make things interesting
 ollies-outies
 triple-counterpaint:
 you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength
 half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post
 gothvegas
 OP is right and they should say it
 insufficientlykinglike
 Actually...
 Table 2-4: Jnterspecies rossbreeding
 Y MIN INIMIN IY INIY INI N ININ IN Y IM
 NTY Y Y Y YYYYY Y YY Y Y
 YMN NN NNN N MNNN NY N
 YYY YY Y Y YYYY YYYY
 Y Y Y YYY Y Y YYY NY Y Y Y Y Y Y
 YMN NN N NNN N NNN NY N NMY
 N NN Y N N NY NN Y
 Y Y Y Y Y Y YYYY Y YY Y YYY
 MMY Y MNN MMIN MY NN| MY Y Y Y NM
 NNY MY NN NNN N NNNN N Y MNN
 N
 Bugbear
 Celestial
 Centaur
 YYY
 Y Y
 Dragon
 Dryad
 Dwarf
 NNY Y
 NY Y
 Elf
 Fiend*
 Giant
 Gnoll
 Gnome
 M
 N
 Y NNM
 YNNYN NNN NN N NN
 NY NY N NNN
 N Y NNN Y NNYN
 Y NY NMY NNN
 Y N N N N N NY NNNNN NY NNMY
 Y MN NY N MNY N NNN NY MMMY
 Goblin
 Half-Elf
 Half-Orc
 Halfling
 Hobgoblin
 Human
 Kobold
 Lizardfolk
 Merfolk/Triton N
 Minotaur
 Y
 NNY Y
 YYY Y Y
 Y
 N NY MN
 YYY Y
 YYNNN Y YNNY NNY N
 YNN NN NNN N NY MNNY NNY Y
 YNNNNNNN N NMY N NY NNN N
 YMN NN Y NNNY NNY NY NN MY
 YYNNNNNN NN NNNY Y MINY Y
 Y YY Y Y Y Y YY YY YYYY Y Y Y Y
 YYMNM NY NIMY NNN MY Y MMM
 NN Y YN NY NY N MY NNN NY M Y MM
 N
 NY
 Nymph
 Ogre
 Orc
 Satyr
 Sprite
 YY
 MY YY Y MY YNN MMY Y MMY YNMY Y MMY Y
 YYY YY YYYMY YY YY YYYYN Y YY M MY Y
 Y
 Y-Yes. These two species can .cross ced, with a normal chance of conception (using the lowest percent chance). The resultant child will be a hall-
 breed (see Core Rulebook I or Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters)
 M-Maybe. These two species may successfully crossbreed, although the chance of conception is reduced by 30% from the lowest percentage.
 parent. The resultant child will most likely be a half-breed (sce Chapter 6: Gods & Monsters),
 N-No. These two species cannot crossbreed without the use of magical means
 The child will be a half-celestial or half-fiend, depending upon the parent.
 These twospecies may never produce a child, except through extraordinary magical methods, such as the magic provided by artifacts or the will of a deity
 Felids, Giiantborn, and Serpentine (see Chapter 6: Gods &Monsters) use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed
 As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck
 anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match
 dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
 Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go
 forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad
 encounter and
 fuck the dragon.
 battlecrazed-axe-mage
 I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to
 keep that chart for reference, so
 preciousorgel
 That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything
 and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!
 That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that
 what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would
 yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those
 creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child.
 If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have
 any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for
 a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What's the bard gonna say??
 You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting
 sauteed
 OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT
 GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS
 rosegaarden
 a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid
 preciousorgel
 Don't bring shrek into this
 rosegaarden
 OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE
 CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD:
 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies Donkey's role in the film
 was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him
 on his path
 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never
 or singing. That was his THING
 stopped talking
 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution Do we even need to
 question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him.
 He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms
 with their feelings. Intelligence - He's COLOR BLIND and still managed to
 figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution dude you saw the shit
 he managed to survive in that movie
 CONCLUSION SHREK ISA DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD
 THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE
 AGAIN
 Source: siderealsandman
 Sprite >Y>
 Satyr
 Orc Z>
 Ogre
 Nymph
 Giant
 Fiend
 Elf ZZ
 Dwarf Zz>>
 Dryad
 Dragon
 Cen
 Celestial
 Bugbear z
Saw this and knew it would help the fucking dragon argument

Saw this and knew it would help the fucking dragon argument

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These are my old games and have just been unboxed! What should I play first?? I'm thinking Turtles but idk.

These are my old games and have just been unboxed! What should I play first?? I'm thinking Turtles but idk.