🐣 25+ Best Memes About Bios

bios: We will never not love these doggo personality bios!#dogs #funnydogs #dogbios #cutedogs #dogsoninstagram

We will never not love these doggo personality bios!#dogs #funnydogs #dogbios #cutedogs #dogsoninstagram

bios: Is it really BIOS ?

Is it really BIOS ?

bios: Trying to get into BIOS…

Trying to get into BIOS…

bios: I’ve started looking in peoples bios to personalize train facts. She said in her bio that she’s a weeb.

I’ve started looking in peoples bios to personalize train facts. She said in her bio that she’s a weeb.

bios: How I started the decade A problen has been detect and Windous has been shut doun to prevent damage to your computer. THREAD_STUCK_IN_DEVICE_DRIVER If this is the first time you' ve seen this Stop error screen, restart your conputer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps: Check to make sure any neu hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a neu installation, ask your hardware or software nanufacturer for any Windous updates you night eed. If problens continue, disable or renove any neuly installed hardware or softuare. Disable BIOS nenory options such as caching or shadouing If you need to use Safe Mode to renove or disable components, restar your conputer, press F8 to select Aduanced Startup options, and then select Safe Mode. Technical infornation: *** STOP: 0X000000EA (0x00000000, Ox00000000) How I am finishing the decade :( Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you. 0% complete For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit http://windows.com/stopcode If vou call a support person. aive them this info: Stop code: MANUALLY INITIATED CRASH Somethings never change :(

Somethings never change :(

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Real programmer use Linux

bios: Luke 21 Bouncer at Lucky's Bar University of Wisconsin-Madison 2 miles away Find me at a bar and use promo code: TINDER for a free drink! *limit one drink per match, valid only to current matches, non-transferrable, limited time offer, not valid while drinking at Lucky's 1313"a. Warning: drinking with Luke may cause severe intoxication, loss of balance, nausea, and possibly death, please consult your bestfriend before making the switch to Luke** One of the best bios I’ve seen in a while

One of the best bios I’ve seen in a while

bios: CHAD PS/2 Virgin USB Has to wait his turn to get the CPU's attention Always works, doesn't stop until the power goes down Literally interrupts the CPU, tells it to work on it's input before anything else Comes in boring black and depressing grey Politely asks the CPU to accept the new input Has it's own dedicated port, system General purpose port, has to identify himself as a keyboard before the system Comes in slayer-green and pussy-destroyer purple knows who he is before even the BIOS is loaded know what to do with him Many designs and revisions, none of them perfect Literally impossible to kill besides completely unplugging it Hot swappable and okay with that Not hot swappable, when unplugged he crashes the entire system like a true alpha peripheral System will refuese to boot without him Gets blocked when a virus kills all access to USB devices PS/2

PS/2

bios: Caffeinozide @VaderSan Saw this last night and thought "BIOS? Those must be some real IT nerds up there" and then realized it SO18 12:11 PM 01 Jan 18 Is it really BIOS?

Is it really BIOS?

bios: Task Manager X File Options View Processes Performance App history Startup Users Details Services Last BIOS time: 6.2 seconds Publisher Startup impact Name Status Enabled Not measured Program ¡CUE Corsair Memory, Inc. High Enabled LMMStartUpApp TODO: <Company name> Enabled Medium BakkesMod Enabled Medium Microsoft Corporation Microsoft OneDrive Enabled High Realtek HD Audio Universal... Realtek Semiconductor Enabled Low Enabled Logitech Download Assistant Logitech, Inc. High Windows Security notificatio... Microsoft Corporation Medium Enabled Spotify Spotify AB Disabled None Microsoft Teams Microsoft Corporation Disabled None EEpicGamesLauncher Disabled Epic Games, Inc. None Discord Discord Inc. Disabled None Valve Corporation Steam Client Bootstrapper Disabled None Disable Fewer details Ah yes… them

Ah yes… them

bios: 3:56 PM Verizon 77% Jonathan 24 University of Central Florida 36 miles away How do you feel about great parking spaces? Sweet a th at X The bio of all bios

The bio of all bios

bios: USB 3.0UASP Shape Sorter sehoomeuee- naturals Rectangle Hangle arde Square Mode in Wenent, USA SPO OU DVI USB BIOS Flashback US8 3.0ASP IF YOU CAN DO THIS ub NE OUT LINE IN THEN YOU CAN DO THIS D Some more helpdesk memes

Some more helpdesk memes

bios: Tape over mouse sensor Unplugging mouse Disable mouse in BIOS Physically disable mouse internals Replace mouse internals with an actual live mouse April Fools for Senior Developers

April Fools for Senior Developers

bios: 18 27 miles away Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to take a cute girl on a date. Intel confirms she loves coffee and mexican food. Infiltrate her dms with something interesting, and await a reply (3-4 business days srry i never check my tinder) This message will self-destruct if you swipe left. Good luck, agent. CS Major One of the best bios I’ve seen on this app

One of the best bios I’ve seen on this app

bios: Lex @AlexaParraM People from HS join a pyramid scheme and put "entrepreneur" in their bios Imaooo “All I need is 20 minutes”

“All I need is 20 minutes”

bios: Sammy @itssamalvares Y'all used to put your friends name in your Instagram bios - then you took them off when you were mad at them to throw shade.I AINT FORGET 2018-10-28, 10:47 PM Did y’all do this?! 🤷‍♂️😂 https://t.co/13xHAdzE0v

Did y’all do this?! 🤷‍♂️😂 https://t.co/13xHAdzE0v

bios: YA'LL MY FRIEND BOUGHT ME ONE OF THOSE BLUETOOTH WATERPROOF SPEAKERS THAT YOU CAN STICK TO THE WALL IN YOUR SHOWER IM SO HYPE link in bio or visit @dreamroom.co to buy this speaker 😍 they’re on sale AND shipping is free right now 😉 shop now at www.dreamroom.co or click the link in either of our bios 🛍

link in bio or visit @dreamroom.co to buy this speaker 😍 they’re on sale AND shipping is free right now 😉 shop now at www.dreamroom.co or...

bios: erin white @erin_white97 dating apps are dumb because people put things like "like to have fun" in their bio. you like to have fun, george? as opposed to what? being miserable? thank you so much for the insight into your soggy-crouton of a personality Tinder bios are awesome though.

Tinder bios are awesome though.

bios: Caffeinozide aVaderSan Saw this last night and thought "BIOS? Those must be some real IT nerds up there" and then realized it ros 12:11 PM 01 Jan 18 Is it really BIOS ?

Is it really BIOS ?

bios: 11:25 1 Music TAP Manager VS Northern Virginia Community College 37 miles away Most people ask boring questions like "what's up" and "how are you". I'm different, l'Il ask interesting questions like: "what street did you grow up on?" "what's your mother's maiden name?". and "what was the name of your first pet?" 93 I don't use IG My Anthem Psycho, Pt. 2 Russ SHARE MAGGIE'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS EPORT MAGGIF One of the best bios Ive ever fucking seen

One of the best bios Ive ever fucking seen

bios: Sam @nosammh YouTube 2005: Broadcast yourself! YouTube 2018: Free Twittter Bios @FreeTwittterBio Stop being yourself and submit your mind to Google me irl

me irl

bios: CENSORED Don't @ me unless you're at least 3'6" 22 Insta Phot I’m so sick and tired of the unrealistic standard that girls have in their bios

I’m so sick and tired of the unrealistic standard that girls have in their bios

bios: I would literally die if a guy did this to mea A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SPCMDCON. SYs PAGE FAULT IN NONPAGED AREA If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps: check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. f this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any windows updates you might need. If problems cont inue, disable or remove any newly instal1ed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced startup options, and then select Safe Mode. echnical information: STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2, 0x00000001, 0xFBFE7617, 0x00000000) SPCMDCON. SYS Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, Datestamp 3d6dd67c ask-oncies-jizz: the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

ask-oncies-jizz: the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

bios: 41 adal 31% 2:09 PM f- SUN AT 9:21 PM You are now connected on Messenger. Hiii Heyo How is chu fluffy?~ Okay, you? 10:47 AM Okay as well *hugs* 1:06 PM Good uqu *snuggles up to you* 1:19 PM Uh what? I really like you *rubs your side up and down* NE ..all 31% 2:09 PM f- I'm gay *blushes* oh *hides my face in your sideI apologize for not noticing, miss. blushes embarassed* Please stop roleplaying it's weirding me out Oh... I am sorry v.v I hope we can be good friends. Maybe if you don't pull the creepy stuff Imao I am sorry. It's fine You just need to check peoples bios and about page before doing this I am sorry.. but in all honesty I do find err... bigger ladies attractive *blushes* but I respect you for who you are may I hug chu? :3 Like as a friend?:3 0, Aa ,411 31 % 0 2:10 PM It's fine You just need to check peoples bios and about page before doing this I am sorry... but in all honesty I do find err... bigger ladies attractive *blushes* but I respect you for who you are may I hug chu? :3 Like as a friend?:3 1:50 PM GIF Tenor GIF Keyboard Bot Yeah no from me dawg REPLY INSTANTLY 0, Aa This is what I get for adding a furry

This is what I get for adding a furry

bios: Top 5 hoe bios I0: @thegainz 1. Living my best life 2. Venmo me $5 and see what happens 4. Not here for a hookup 5. VSCO 🐸☕️

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bios: 19 less tran a mileawav I know what you're thinking, and yes, it's all real. 100% genuine smile baby This is one of my favorite bios ever

This is one of my favorite bios ever

bios: alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax Installing a BIOS update while there's some icy storm across the province and have been numerous power outages No mans land

No mans land

bios: 0 Lauren, 21 I arms dealer 6 miles away hands down the best catch on tinder face 10/10 body 9/10 personality 20/10 arms 1/2 im really important and famous so please message me accordingly comment the best bios you have read

comment the best bios you have read

bios: 11:221 Professional Women Respector 2302 miles away I see taken in a lot of girls bios lol I like that movie too My future wife is probably taking a depression nap right now sweet dreams you sad beautiful bitch I'm 6 ft and 19 years old Professional Women Respector

Professional Women Respector

bios: alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax Installing a BIOS update while there's some icy storm across the province and have been numerous power outages What’s an extreme sport?

What’s an extreme sport?

bios: EVERY TIME YOU'RE TRYING TO OPEN BIOS STARECAT.COM Every time you are trying to open the BIOS

Every time you are trying to open the BIOS

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bios: Jordan, 19 89 miles away Tinder needs a filter no ugly guys not too short -sexy voice - tan strong and muscles and abs not too much of a douche And if you're uglier then your tinder profile, I'm gonna stop talking to you Hate girls and bios like this

Hate girls and bios like this

bios: Sadie, 21 UMass Amherst 12 miles away Just a girl looking for someone to drive me around while I stick my head out the window and demolish mailboxes with my fucking head RECOMMEND SADIE TO A FRIEND REPORT SADIE tinderfinds: One of the funniest bios I’ve seen in a while.

tinderfinds: One of the funniest bios I’ve seen in a while.

bios: Sierra, 18 66 miles away I'm on tinder to make friends the same way I'm on pornhub to see the plumber repair the sink RECOMMEND SIERRA TO A FRIEND REPORT SIERRA Some bios just make you smile

Some bios just make you smile

bios: 9:331 Nikki YOU MATCHED WITH NIKKI ON 2/13/18 Hiya Today 9:30 PM Your bio is sort of standoffish Good thing bios don't mean shit and you clearly swiped me for a reason and maybe you should open your mind a minute and look past 20 words of bullshit And being 6'1 doesn't make me like you more Okay, let me correct myself You are sort of standoffish. Sent Type a message Send tindershwinder: Her bio was, “you need two recommendations for me to waste my fucking time on you”

tindershwinder: Her bio was, “you need two recommendations for me to waste my fucking time on you”

bios: 9:331 Nikki YOU MATCHED WITH NIKKI ON 2/13/18 Hiya Today 9:30 PM Your bio is sort of standoffish Good thing bios don't mean shit and you clearly swiped me for a reason and maybe you should open your mind a minute and look past 20 words of bullshit And being 6'1 doesn't make me like you more Okay, let me correct myself You are sort of standoffish. Sent Type a message Send Her bio was, “you need two recommendations for me to waste my fucking time on you”

Her bio was, “you need two recommendations for me to waste my fucking time on you”

bios: I would literally die if a guy did this to mea A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SPCMDCON. SYs PAGE FAULT IN NONPAGED AREA If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps: check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. f this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any windows updates you might need. If problems cont inue, disable or remove any newly instal1ed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced startup options, and then select Safe Mode. echnical information: STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2, 0x00000001, 0xFBFE7617, 0x00000000) SPCMDCON. SYS Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, Datestamp 3d6dd67c ask-oncies-jizz:the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

ask-oncies-jizz:the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

bios: cyberfeels @cyberfeels When Drake said " only love my bed and my mama I'm sorry " ..he knew DAMN WELL every fuck boy would take that shit and run with it lol we about to see it on their bios, their selfies, them lip syncing on snap.smh the year just started too 1/24/18, 1:29 PM 39.3K Retweets 143K Likes I haven't even heard the song is it good

I haven't even heard the song is it good

bios: My pullout game is better than the last guy Sent GIF Type a message Send 29 miles away W E RT Y UOP God first adventurist but also lazy I love coffee (I need it to survive) Still in school My best friend is a 3-year-old (my daughte S D F G H J K L Bios are important to me space return Sex is overrated anyway

Sex is overrated anyway

bios: <a href="https://feanorus-rex.tumblr.com/post/162267664014/libertarirynn-so-im-going-to-take-my-crack-at" class="tumblr_blog">feanorus-rex</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162267492114/so-im-going-to-take-my-crack-at-some-bios-for" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:<blockquote> So I’m going to take my crack at some bios for these new Ken dolls. First there’s Jayveon. His friends call him Jay. He’s a star forward on the high school basketball team and has a new girlfriend every week but there are rumors that he might be lowkey gay. Then there’s Mark. Huge Bernie Bro. He frequents the local artisan free trade coffee shop and drinks French press while blogging on his MacBook Pro. Next up is Carlos. His talents include playing soccer and picking up girls. He loves to say dumb things in Spanish because most girls think it’s the sexiest thing they’ve ever heard. Then we have Justin, lifeguard at the local pool. Major tool but he does have a girlfriend named Stephanie and he likes to hang out at her dad’s Lakehouse. Dontaveous is a real enterprising type. Wears dress shirts and ties to class and sometimes glasses even though people say he doesn’t really need them. He dates a white girl. And finally, Chad. He’s the essence of the basic white boy. His dad’s a lawyer and his mom is a socialite. His parents frequently leave for the weekend and he throws parties at his house that are absolutely the place to be. He doesn’t hold his liquor as well as he thinks. </blockquote> tag yourself i’m Jayveon </blockquote>

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bios: Sadie, 21 UMass Amherst 12 miles away Just a girl looking for someone to drive me around while I stick my head out the window and demolish mailboxes with my fucking head RECOMMEND SADIE TO A FRIEND REPORT SADIE One of the funniest bios Ive seen in a while.

One of the funniest bios Ive seen in a while.

bios: Supermarket aisles are like Tinder bios now Plump, sweet and begging for cream Bruh...🍓😳😂 https://t.co/L1ux6EdoFQ

Bruh...🍓😳😂 https://t.co/L1ux6EdoFQ

bios: Supermarket aisles are like Tinder bios now Plump, sweet and begging for cream Bruh...🍓😳😂 https://t.co/L1ux6EdoFQ

Bruh...🍓😳😂 https://t.co/L1ux6EdoFQ

bios: Supermarket aisles are like Tinder bios now Plump, sweet and begging for cream Bruh...🍓😳😂 WSHH

Bruh...🍓😳😂 WSHH

bios: Supermarket aisles are like Tinder bios now Plump, sweet and begging for cream goodnighteth

goodnighteth

bios: 69 kilometers away I've learnt that men have two emotions; horny and hungry. If I see you without an erection, I'll make you a sandwich. I enjoy taking hot showers because I like to practice burning in hel I know men only think with their penises but I'm not afraid to blow your mind. They call me Gillette cause l'm the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you. I'm the good thing small packages come in. If you're looking for a girl with personality, you're in luck! I have multiple. 90 Instagram Photos 1 Short W Big ti Looks like she read a gallery of “best tinder bios” and decided to pick all of them

Looks like she read a gallery of “best tinder bios” and decided to pick all of them

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bios: C. @_calliehobson my phone just glitched and swapped their bios somehow and im screaming Suggested Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump @FentyBeauty is out now!! ri-hanna.io/ fentybeauty Follow Rihanna @rihanna 45th President of the United States of America Follow In a perfect world these are accurate

In a perfect world these are accurate

bios: C. @_calliehobson my phone just glitched and swapped their bios somehow and im screaming Suggested Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump @FentyBeauty is out now!! ri-hanna.io/ fentybeauty Follow Rihanna e @rihanna 45th President of the United States of America Follow 11/20/17, 4:52 PM 3,956 Retweets 9,663 Likes captainofthegenderflood: fandomsandfeminism: ithelpstodream: nothing but respect for my president 😍 The blessed timeline all offered skin tones would be orange

captainofthegenderflood: fandomsandfeminism: ithelpstodream: nothing but respect for my president 😍 The blessed timeline all offered...

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