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Being Alone, Bad, and Fall: Same thing as yous Theseus. ARIADNE! What are YOU deing here? We're in THE UNDERWORLD. T got MURDERED raugh got thrown Oh, yeah, yikes. Me too, L+was was in though exile. ght off this It was cliff. Pretty bad. Hang on- Enough about ME Croy what have YOU been up to? I havent seen you in YEARS! didnt that keep in touch after that But okay here's what nappened: we after You mean, you lett me on Naxos to die? And you Said me, bt then I took oud marry You remember how we left Crete, after that sword gaveyu and golo thread, and killed the minotaur Jou and a nap you LEFT ME BEHIND I mean you can't REALLY blame me. You betrayed yar /family, How could you after THAT? My family fed people He didn't worry about my past We fell in love to a monster! and got married, But I forgive you guess because while I was on Naxos I met the most handsome Great glad you happy had a ife. Too bad all man I'd ever seen thngs an end, and Come to And ever since then, we've been so and so in love, and hapry now we're both stuck here in everything the Underworld... is Together just like the good old days... and alone for now... ARI ADNE WHERE ARE YOU Diony sus? Ft ARIADNE! Was so wonried! Babe! You... you married The God of Wine? God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat weren't immortal. We need to fix that Theatre, and Ritual Madness, is the official ttle, I +hink. you Well decide laterSounds ike Plan And, hey Theseus? what do be the goddes thinkin passion NIce job with the minotaur. want to a let's now out Just get of here. For Yes? ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne. Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it. (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this) Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur. She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices. Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help. Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping. Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife? She had betrayed her family. While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by. He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love. Dionysus marries Ariadne. Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was. Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades. Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back. Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion. Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes. Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great. this is good shit.

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Titanic, Antarctica, and Set: Titanic II Is Preparing to Set Sail in 2022 TITANIC II 315 billion-tonne iceberg breaks off Antarctica .

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Money, Titanic, and Tumblr: Titanic Il Is Preparing to Set Sail in 2022 timm m TITANIC II 315 billion-tonne iceberg breaks off Antarctica 2019-09-20 2019-09-25 Oh, yeah. It's all coming together. There's always money in the banana stand Uber Humor failnation: Are you ready for round 2?

failnation: Are you ready for round 2?

Money, Titanic, and Tumblr: Titanic Il Is Preparing to Set Sail in 2022 timm m TITANIC II 315 billion-tonne iceberg breaks off Antarctica 2019-09-20 2019-09-25 Oh, yeah. It's all coming together. There's always money in the banana stand Uber Humor failnation: Are you ready for round 2?

failnation: Are you ready for round 2?

Family, Taxes, and Work: maura quint @behindyourback 21h bUt ThE cEoS DoNaTe To cHaRiTy!! KEY FINDINGS: At the 50 publicly traded U.S. corporations with the widest pay gaps in 2018, the typical employee would have to work at least 1,000 years to earn what their CEO made in just one.. Among S&P 500 firms, nearly 80 percent paid their CEO more than 100 times their median worker pay in 2018, and nearly 10 percent had median pay below the poverty line for a family of four. S&P 500 corporations as a whole would have owed as much as $17.2 billion more in 2018 federal taxes if they were subject to tax penalties ranging from 0.5 percentage points on pay ratios over 100:1 to 5 percentage points ratios above 500:1 on t256 8 692

Titanic, Yeah, and Antarctica: Titanic II Is Preparing to Set Sail in 2022 ΤΙTAΝIC I 315 billion-tonne iceberg breaks off Antarctica ,2019-09-20 2019-09-25 Ioe eo Oh, yeah. It's all coming together. Are you ready for round 2?

Are you ready for round 2?

Brain, Power, and Hero: Me wheneverlenter the server room 0330 Just one out of 100 billion brain cells Power buttons on the production sérvers The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

Android, McDonalds, and Twitter: The 60 Billion Dollar Man @PushupSensei A nigga born in 1902 would instantly die if he ate mcdonalds in 2019 4:17 26 Sep 19 Twitter for Android Evolution baby

Evolution baby

Fbi, Mean, and World: t-a-k-i 33m If each one of us has an FBI agent does that mean that half of the world are FBl agents or that there are 7 more billion people hiding t 30 Reply the fbi: ifunny.co

Android, McDonalds, and Twitter: The 60 Billion Dollar Man @PushupSensei A nigga born in 1902 would instantly die if he ate mcdonalds in 2019 4:17 26 Sep 19 Twitter for Android Evolution baby

Evolution baby

Android, Dank, and McDonalds: The 60 Billion Dollar Man @PushupSensei A nigga born in 1902 would instantly die if he ate mcdonalds in 2019 4:17 26 Sep 19 Twitter for Android Evolution baby by PrisciCa69 MORE MEMES

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Facebook, Mlb, and Philadelphia Phillies: THIS MLB TEAM SPENT ELEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS ON BRYCE HARPER TO GET THEM OUT OF 3RD PLACE, WHICH HE HAS...THEY'RE NOW IN 4TH PLACE @JeopardySports facebook.com/JeopardySports “Who are: the Philadelphia Phillies?” #JeopardySports #Phillies https://t.co/EUxOJy1qZR

“Who are: the Philadelphia Phillies?” #JeopardySports #Phillies https://t.co/EUxOJy1qZR

Tumblr, Blog, and Dog: YOU GET 1 BILLION DOLLARS CASH YOU HAVE TO EAT YOUR PET but You guys are getting paid? awesomesthesia: Eaat dog

awesomesthesia: Eaat dog

Google, News, and Target: Search the web usillg es of your P'm feeling lucky re them in es list and Coogle Search More Google Cogright 1999 Google Inc. Bom oogle (www.google.com) is a pure search engine- no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. B or later ear 5 Billion look like a The place in friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: programmerhumour: Once upon a time…

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: programmerhumour: Once upon a time…

College, Help, and Kids: Chuck Feeney (former) Billionaire Chuck Feeney has given away over 99% of his 6.3 Billion dollars to help under privileged kids go to college. He is now worth $2 million dollars. I hope it’s not already here

I hope it’s not already here

Google, News, and google.com: Search the web usillg es of your P'm feeling lucky re them in es list and Coogle Search More Google Cogright 1999 Google Inc. Bom oogle (www.google.com) is a pure search engine- no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. B or later ear 5 Billion look like a The place in Once upon a time…

Once upon a time…

Women, Strong, and Haha: WHO WOULD WIN? sck WELL BEHN WOME RAKELYM EEGAUT 3.5 BILLION STRONG ONE FLAPPY BOY INDEPENDENT WOMEN Haha I laugh haha rolf

Haha I laugh haha rolf

Dildo, Asshole, and Universe: heartbreaker-horan thequeenchris... Source: fancymen Some atoms have gone 13.8 billion years only to learn that their purpose in this universe is to be manufactured into a dildo to be shoved up someone's asshole. Dil-igence

Dil-igence

Dank, Meme, and Memes: Morgz @MorgzHudson WE HIT 1 BILLION VIEWS!! Wow that's over 1/3 of the entire world population, thank you so much The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent small iq meme here by ifdip999 MORE MEMES

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Meme, Wow, and Thank You: Morgz @MorgzHudson WE HIT 1 BILLION VIEWS!! Wow that's over 1/3 of the entire world population, thank you so much The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent small iq meme here

small iq meme here

Africa, America, and Life: A Swiss billionaire has donated $1 billion to save the Earth. ladbible.com/news/inspirati.. @a.valid username that was very cash money of vou why-yes-i-am-an-adult: squirreltastic: skeepeep: This is what billionaires can do with their unlawful amount of money “ Hansjörg Wyss, a billionaire and conservationist, wrote Wednesday in a New York Times op-ed that he will donate the money over the next 10 years through his Wyss Foundation. Lands and waters are best conserved when they become public national parks, wildlife refuges, or marine reserves, Wyss wrote. He aims to help conserve 30% of the Earth in a natural state by 2030.” “ Wyss previously helped protect wild species on roughly 40 million acres of land and ocean after donating more than $450 million across Africa, South America, North America, and Europe. Wyss is also one of several billionaires to sign the Giving Pledge, a commitment to give away at least half of one’s wealth to charity. “ it just boggles my mind that so many people have ungodly amounts of money and absolutely none of them think of doing things like this, it should be the obvious choice. Imagine having the power in your hands to literally save the world like a real-life superhero and instead just deciding to buy a mansion made of gold or some other useless nonsense.

why-yes-i-am-an-adult: squirreltastic: skeepeep: This is what billionaires can do with their unlawful amount of money “ Hansjörg Wyss, a b...

Tumblr, Blog, and Mom: Would you slap your mom for 1 Billion $? My mother would slap me if didn't slap her for 1 billion $ Like Reply O651 9 hrs awesomesthesia: $

awesomesthesia: $

Tumblr, Blog, and Dog: YOU GET 1 BILLION DOLLARS CASH YOU HAVE TO EAT YOUR PET but You guys are getting paid? awesomesthesia: Eaat dog

awesomesthesia: Eaat dog

Tumblr, Blog, and Mom: Would you slap your mom for 1 Billion $? My mother would slap me if didn't slap her for 1 billion $ Like Reply O651 9 hrs awesomesthesia: $

awesomesthesia: $

Fucking, Instagram, and Mark Zuckerberg: if u ever feel like a fucking idiot just remember mark zuckerberg bought instagram for 1 billion dollars when on the play store it was completely free Everyone is stupid except me

Shopping, Never, and Company: Customer saying they're never shopping here again Billion-dollar company that serves millions of people a day

Best, Congratulations, and Game: ? u/AtomExp 13h r/AskReddit So your whole neighborhood is under house arrest and whoever stays inside the longest gets $3,000,000,000. What's your game plan? Share 964 607 BEST COMMENTS HomeOfFire And Rock 7h I get a knock on my door a few months later. "Congratulations sir, you won the 3 billion dollar house arrest challenge!" "What challenge?" catchymemes

catchymemes

Tumblr, Blog, and Mom: Would you slap your mom for 1 Billion $? My mother would slap me if didn't slap her for 1 billion $ Like Reply O651 9 hrs awesomesthesia: $

awesomesthesia: $

Arizona, University of Arizona, and University: PO 21 University of Arizona 854 miles away l am one in a billion (No seriously, have a genetic condition that only six other people have) one in a billion

one in a billion

Obama, Sorry, and Target: Ashley Lutz @AshleyLutz Trump's "wall" would cost $25 billion and take 16 years to build businessinsider.com/mexican- design... 1/25/17, 9:01 AM AZ @ab3rd 37m @AshleyLutz if the ancient Chinese can do it, then we can do it. You are using an Obama-era mentality in a Trump-era world. Sorry 4 Ashley Lutz @AshleyLutz 36m @ab3rd it took them 200 years to build weavemama: the only good thing about trump supporters is how easy it is to drag them with the simplest fact

weavemama: the only good thing about trump supporters is how easy it is to drag them with the simplest fact

Amazon, Food, and Blue: Catherine Clifford @CatClifford @JeffBezos on spending his $131 billion: "The only way that I can see to deploy this much financial resource is by converting my @amazon winnings into space travel. That is basically it." BLUE ORIGIN THINKPROGRESS A large number of Amazon workers rely on food stamps for assistance LUKE BARNES 2 weeks ago YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY,AND YOU'RE USING TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS7 BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.

Movies, Book, and Good: Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRunAgain Raschenbe We have three Pitch Perfect movies, eleventy billion Fast and the Furious, 14 remakes of Spiderman, and not one gotdann Robert Smalls movie. I would watch the HELL out of that. Meet Robert Smalls Born into slavery in 1839 Steals a Confederate military ship in 1861 Disguises himself as the captain -Uses the secret code book and hand signals to pass Confederate guard ships - Rescues more slaves and their families - Escapes to freedom Works as military advisor to the Union until war ends -Buys a house Runs for Congress -Wins -Lives happily ever after Pruc Firo Good idea!

Good idea!

Amazon, Food, and Blue: Catherine Clifford @CatClifford @JeffBezos on spending his $131 billion: "The only way that I can see to deploy this much financial resource is by converting my @amazon winnings into space travel. That is basically it." BLUE ORIGIN THINKPROGRESS A large number of Amazon workers rely on food stamps for assistance LUKE BARNES 2 weeks ago YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY,AND YOU'RE USING TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS7 BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.

College, Free, and Israel: Laboring Under a Mistake @BeSpleen If I was a Democratic candidate for POTUS, I would mention repeatedly that the U.S. gives $3 billion a year to Israel which has a strong economy, provides universal health care, and free college. Let Republicans explain why we subsidize socialism. Occupy Democrats

Occupy Democrats

Fedora, Gif, and Instagram: 3:38 Instagram < Fedora YOU MATCHED WITH FEDORA ON 8/25/19 M'lady *tips fedora* Sent you had 6 billion different things you could have said Type a message Send GIF R OP WE T YU | S D F G К A H J L C V ZX B NM return 123 space Sacrifices must be made

Sacrifices must be made

Dank, Hungry, and Tbh: sam @Ports_Sam You get £10 billion if you can eat this in one hour! Which friend are you calling? Sweet gabbie @gabbiejarvis this just looks like my normal order tbh rqages inos I'll still be hungry after this

I'll still be hungry after this

Amazon, Animals, and Tumblr: Follow @littlewmen notre dame burned and it got so much press and a billion in donations but when the amazon, one of the most important rainforests in the world, has been burning for 16 days and destroyed it's literally quiet and people don't know about it 7:52 PM - 19 Aug 2019 32,323 Retweets 56,428 Likes Q PERU BRASIL BOLIVIA PARAGUAN gahdamnpunk:The Amazon jungle is the world’s largest tropical rain forest and is home to the greatest variety of plants and animals on our PLANET

gahdamnpunk:The Amazon jungle is the world’s largest tropical rain forest and is home to the greatest variety of plants and animals on our P...

Date, Happy, and Today: HAPPY NOTE date: tO: note: Seven billion people experienced today in a different way.

Church, Fire, and Notre Dame: wWF UK @wwf_uk wWF There was worldwide outcry when the Notre Dame cathedral was on fire. Why is there not the same level of outrage for the fires destroying the #AmazonRainforest? 0:09 $1 billion for a church

$1 billion for a church

Amazon, Animals, and Tumblr: Follow @littlewmen notre dame burned and it got so much press and a billion in donations but when the amazon, one of the most important rainforests in the world, has been burning for 16 days and destroyed it's literally quiet and people don't know about it 7:52 PM - 19 Aug 2019 32,323 Retweets 56,428 Likes Q PERU BRASIL BOLIVIA PARAGUAN gahdamnpunk: The Amazon jungle is the world’s largest tropical rain forest and is home to the greatest variety of plants and animals on our PLANET

gahdamnpunk: The Amazon jungle is the world’s largest tropical rain forest and is home to the greatest variety of plants and animals on our ...

World, One, and Ppl: Me: There is 7.7 billion ppl in the world and one must like me The 7.7 billion ppl: There Handsome

There Handsome

Cards Against Humanity, Driving, and Funny: Dan Primack @danprimack 3h Automattic paid peanuts for Tumblr. Source familiar puts it well south of $20 million. Reminder: Yahoo paid $1.1 billion for it. t Tumblr Verizon agrees to sell Tumblr to owner of Wordpress Yahoo acquired the company in 2013 for $1.1 billion. &axios.com 84 t1.1K 1.9K Dan Primack @danprimack 2h Again, just to be clear... emphasis on the "well below" $20 million... t39 448 Dan Primack @danprimack 3/Story updated: Price less than $3 million. 6:16 PM Aug 12, 2019 TweetDeck 12000wheelsofseductivecheese: cutie-quinn: optometrictzedek: thewebcomicsreview: What’s funny is when you read articles about what happened, they never mention how Yahoo promised no ads only to put in ads anyway, pissing off and alienating users. They never mention that Verizon’s idea of “no adult content” was to implement poorly trained bots to clear the site of anything that looked like a tittie, which utterly failed at clearing the site of adult content or spam bots and instead forced millions of SFW users, especially artists, off the site. Instead they just say “Verizon’s decision to ban adult content upset and alienated many users.” Like no, that’s not even remotely what happened. I get new porn/spam bot follows daily even now, the problem is the worst its ever been, Verizon failed spectacularly at doing what they said they’d do (including protecting artists etc. from being targeted by their algorithms). The news wants the public to believe that we all threw a hissy fit and left en masse like a crowd of depraved neckbeards when tumblr banned adult content, driving the site into the ground as we left. Not a single article I’ve seen has discussed how Verizon/Yahoo is at fault. Not one. How cheap do you think we could buy it back for so we can put it back to normal? If we keep going at this rate then the Cards Against Humanity peeps probably COULD buy Tumblr.

12000wheelsofseductivecheese: cutie-quinn: optometrictzedek: thewebcomicsreview: What’s funny is when you read articles about what happ...

Dumb, God, and Iphone: 23:59 Tweet Pennsylvania Treasury @PATreasury WAMLIMI ESTABL ISHED Jeff Bezos is gonna spend like $100 billion blasting his dumb rockets into the sun so he can feel like a god, and we're all gonna have to pretend like that's cool and normal for an economy 06:10 8/16/19 Twitter for iPhone TREASURY PENN Me🚀irl

Me🚀irl

Dank, Dumb, and God: 23:59 Tweet Pennsylvania Treasury @PATreasury WAMLIMI ESTABL ISHED Jeff Bezos is gonna spend like $100 billion blasting his dumb rockets into the sun so he can feel like a god, and we're all gonna have to pretend like that's cool and normal for an economy 06:10 8/16/19 Twitter for iPhone TREASURY PENN Me🚀irl by probablyuntrue MORE MEMES

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Fake, Yeah, and Work: Episode 10-Job WEB TOON by Fudgeler just got promoted to CEO! (Oh yeah? MAKE MURICA FAT AGAIN I work for a multi-billion dollar business, one of the most famous in the world, doing transactions and helping to contribute millions of dollars to the U.S. economy. Fake it till ya make it [OC]

Fake it till ya make it [OC]

Money, Billion, and Will: WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? 1 billion You become depressed for 10 but dollars years You guys are gettingHpaid? Where is my money?

Where is my money?

Tbh, MeIRL, and Can: You get £10 billion if you can eat this in one hour! Which friend are you calling? A 7 SWeet gabbie @gabbiejarvis this just looks like my normal order tbh STACK FEM ar meirl

meirl

Dank, Memes, and Target: You get £10 billion if you can eat this in one hour! Which friend are you calling? A 7 SWeet gabbie @gabbiejarvis this just looks like my normal order tbh STACK FEM ar meirl by HaseebM1 MORE MEMES

meirl by HaseebM1 MORE MEMES

Wikipedia, Private, and Jet: |Having a mansion, private jet, and a billion dollars Donating 3$ to Wikipedia Its worth it

Its worth it

Be Like, Children, and Definitely: 48% 6:32 4G Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 8:45 pm Ok ok. Valid point about the nudes but think about this... As you said 84 years later the movie titanic was made, it pulled an amazing $2.187 billion in the box office, won 11 Oscars and was the real birth of the great actor, Leonardo DiCaprio. A movie like that is remembered, not for the nudes but the love story that these nudes helped blossem into the romance of the century, envied by many. Not only could these nudes be the start of your own great romance but think about the royalties your own film could bring in another 84 years... Catherine, 24 Yes yes I hear you "but I won't be around for the royalties in 84 years" but Catherine.... Your children will reap the Australian Catholic University 11 km away benefits for years, so Catherine dont do it for me, don't do it for you... But do it for our children! Why won't I send you nudes? Let me remind you of this little movie called Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 11:46 pm Titanic... a girl in 1912 has her naked body drawn in a sketchbook by a random dude that no one This is far and away the best opener has ever heard of... have ever heard in my 23 years on this Locks the drawing in a safe in a boat and THAT BOAT SINKS. And somehow 84 years later, the planet, I read it to my mum. Not even kidding. And she briefly discussed with me the idea of sending you a nude still ends up on television. No one is safe. nude purely for the comedic value of this message! What would it be like to date me? Ever ordered You've just clocked tinder, well done 10 nuggets and gotten 11 70O sir And the thought of setting our children up for life, now that's definitely tempting :p E42 Do it for the kids!!

Do it for the kids!!

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