🐣 25+ Best Memes About Bible

Bible: lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L. get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0 This is one of the best things I have ever read.

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Bible: galexion: absolxguardian: dkpsyhog: biscuit-tornado: I think people forget that most satanic churches are mostly just focused on being nice in all the ways that Christians aren’t Yeah. The Church of Satan proper (which doesn’t let minors join) is actually an atheist-ish activist group mainly about defending the establishment clause. By creating a formal church and borrowing satanic imagery, they get around the “atheism is just a lack of religion” rebuttal. Whenever the government is showing favor to Christianity (it’s always Christianity) by allowing bibles to be distributed at public schools or erecting a 10 commandments display on public land, the Church of Satan roles up. To avoiding violating the constitution, they’d have to allow the satanists to do something similar to the Christians, to show the government isn’t favoring Christianity over other religions. So a satanic bible is passed out with the christian ones. A statue of Bapmophet joins the 10 commandments. The Christian group or church advocating for their displays are usually so afraid of satanism that they back down. 👀

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Bible: The bible designed for tinder

The bible designed for tinder

Bible: kafkaesque-meat: yesterdaysprint: LIFE magazine, 1915 virgin bible vs chad fashion magazine

kafkaesque-meat: yesterdaysprint: LIFE magazine, 1915 virgin bible vs chad fashion magazine

Bible: campfireharvest: deadonarrival: deliciouskaek: c-lov3r: likeafieldmouse: Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006) i csn’t brteath wat When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

campfireharvest: deadonarrival: deliciouskaek: c-lov3r: likeafieldmouse: Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006) i csn’t brteath...

Bible: Bible camp is rougher than I remember.

Bible camp is rougher than I remember.

Bible: the-memedaddy: Meirl Demon: UuuuuwaaaaahMe:SCREEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGLGLGLGLGDemon: STOLAS GET THE BIBLE

the-memedaddy: Meirl Demon: UuuuuwaaaaahMe:SCREEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGLGLGLGLGDemon: STOLAS GET THE BIBLE

Bible: (? r/AskReddit A u/S-Eleni • 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion 1 4.5k 1 Share 2.0k Y BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree · 11h 否1Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. + Reply 1.4k jeremy1015 · 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called "events" and the value is an unsorted array. 217 JuniorSenior Trainee · 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now. 159 Ar4n · 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested. That’s a lot of data

That’s a lot of data

Bible: Mo. @TheMofeoluwa Me wondering. why I can't sleep Me remembering the Bible says VS. there's no rest for the wicked. at 2am. Big Mike @fepz_ · 6d Bomboclaat 7:03 · 05 Oct 19 · Twitter for iPhone 6,666 Retweets 18.2K Likes

Bible: How do you expect to be a good mother when you can't even overcome my Heart Laser? Please give me my baby back! They left this part out of the Bible

They left this part out of the Bible

Bible: @lukeisamazing I think about the Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal way too often US Justice Dept Iraq Um...whatcha got there? HOBBY LOBBY 100s of ancient artifacts and cuneiform tablets stolen from Iraq between 2009-2017 and illegally smuggled into America for display in an evangelical Bible museum run by Hobby Lobby's owners A smoothie. .

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Bible: keitho @KeetPotato priest: "does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?" me: "SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS" priest: [slowly closes bible] Get a break from your family

Get a break from your family

Bible: princess-stabbity so i'm at the doctor's again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever? finally, i think, finally i'm at the start of a vampire novel. i don't actually want to live forever, but i'm not about to turn down a call to adventure like that. i try to flip the card over as inconspicuously as possible. the other side contains a bible verse about keeping jesus in your heart. i hate living in the south. tahthetrickster ah yes the age-old struggle of "is this vampires or jesus" Really depends on who’s drinking whose blood

Really depends on who’s drinking whose blood

Bible: KREM.COM Brunswick family loses everything in a fire, except a Bible 88 Shares Like Share Comment 00631 Harry Crase Seems a little passive aggressive if your god allows your house to burn down and he leaves his business card. Boomer logic best logic

Boomer logic best logic

Bible: The Holy Bible says that a woman can be sold to her rapist after he violates her. The Quran says that a woman must always be sexually submissive to men. The Satanic Bible says to not make sexual advances unless they are reciprocated. Satanism: The only religion that values consent.

Satanism: The only religion that values consent.

Bible: 10:00 YOU MATCHED WIT N 03/12/2019. Is that a bible in the background of the second pic? Today 8:20 pm Yessss Lol Today 10:00 pm I like a girl that can go down on her knees for men she's never met Sent Type a message.. Send GIF Yeah Неy R T ОР W E YU Н К A J L X С V NM 123 return space LL N Fingers crossed for that one.

Fingers crossed for that one.

Bible: Franklin Graham @Franklin Graham The Bible instructs us to pray for our leaders & @realDonaldTrump needs our prayers. We have t-shirts that are a reminder to "PRAY for 45"-my daughter @CissieGLynch is wearing one. PRAY FOR 45 PRAY FOR Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan You never made "PRAY for 44" tshirts. Did the Bible not instruct you to pray for the POTUS during the 8 years the BLACK guy was in office? Did white Jesus mean, "pray for white leaders only?" Another example that white evangelicalism is nothing but white supremacy in drag. 44 didnt need our prayers though. Perks of being a good pres

44 didnt need our prayers though. Perks of being a good pres

Bible: canon-typical violence but like... with smiting, ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “canon-typical violence but like… with smiting"] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Bible fanfic

ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “canon-typical violence but like… with smiting"] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Bible fanfic

Bible: If you remove the first letter of Empty, it's pronounced the same way, if you remove the last letter, it's still the same and even if you go on to remove the the first, third and last last letters, You'll still be left with 'MT And if you remove every letter it still empty. Ig pun bible Mind blown

Mind blown

Bible: if you found this just by typing "sex with a snake" i'm kinkshaming ao3tagoftheday: qualitymoonsuit: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “if you found this just by typing ‘sex with a snake’ I’m kinkshaming”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: You wrote it, dude This could be for Good Omens, Harry Potter or The Bible. [Image Description: Tweet edited to read “the nature of literature is just that every so often someone accidentally invents snake-fucking again”]

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