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Donald Trump, Future, and White House: CHINA ECHOES PRESIDENT TRUMP'S
OPTIMISM OVER BILATERAL TRADE TALKS.
"Chinese officials have begun preparing to restart imports of U.S
soybeans and liquefied natural gas, the first sign confirming the claims of
President Donald Trump and the White House that China had agreed to start
buying some U.S. products 'immediately."
SOURCE: Bloomberg
I believe President Xi meant every word of what he said at our long and hopefully historic meeting. Ultimately, I believe, we will be making a deal - either now or into the future.
I believe President Xi meant every word of what he said at our long and hopefully historic meeting. Ultimately, I believe, we will be making...
![Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
MUN
ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
FOR A SECURITY GUARD
ㄧㄋ
EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
WRONG GUESS.
Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR
OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?
CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
REALLY BAD FOR You
THEN WHO ARE You?
[INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
WHEWE
JUST A FLY IN THE
OINTMENT, HANS.
ER
PSHUU
THE MONKEY
KLIK
TTER
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT THE MOON?
JUST SAY THE WORD AND
I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
T AND PULL IT DOWN
HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
I'LL TAKE IT.
THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
SNIFE
WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta
HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!](https://pics.awwmemes.com/helis-kitchen-movme-cub-xmas-special-mun-ou-are-most-38364752.png)
Children, George W. Bush, and Memes: He was a genuinelv
optimistic man,
and that optimism
uided his children
and made each
of us believe
that anything
Was possible
Former President
George W. Bush
FOX
NEWS
channel
AP Photo/Alex Brandon, Pool
During an emotional tribute to his father at the Washington National Cathedral, former President George W. Bush spoke about former President George H.W. Bush's optimism.
During an emotional tribute to his father at the Washington National Cathedral, former President George W. Bush spoke about former President...
Being Alone, Bad, and Internet: We're all forgetting the real
caragh:
wonderytho:
Me irl
I can’t believe that this post clocked me.
I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.
Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone.
caragh: wonderytho: Me irl I can’t believe that this post clocked me. I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things,...
Memes, California, and Happy: l can't believe he fell
for this...
putre
CALIFORNIA
enice
ARRON
Not happy about it 😂 Credit: @tanishacoetzee w- @ryan_coetzee
Not happy about it 😂 Credit: @tanishacoetzee w- @ryan_coetzee
Bad, Friends, and Love: SURE IS!
SOME REALLY BAD PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO SCARE
AND INTIMIDATE THEM, S0 I
THOUGHT WE COULD SHOW
OUR LOVE BY PUTTING
THIS IN OUR WINDOW!
IS THAT AI BOUGHT IT
MENORAH?TO SHOW
SUPPORT FOR
OUR JEWISH
FRIENDS.
NO ONE SHOULD FEEL
DEHUMANIZED BECAUSE
SO ARE WE
GETTING
HANUKKAH
PUSH
YOUR LUCK
OF THEIR RACE OR WHAT
THEY BELIEVE, ESPECIALLYGIETS THIS
DURING THE HOLIDAYS
YEAR, TOO?! GET 8 LUMPS
OF COAL
FowlLanguage Comics.com
Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. So I'm decorating (and posting this cartoon) in solidarity.
☮️💟
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/PcLFqR
Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue sh...
God, Life, and Mike Tyson: .D
Faith
Today 5:23 PM
So how often do people do
wordplay with your name?
A lot
Lmaaoo I knew it
What's like the top 3? I wanna
try to beat it
Oh God let me look hang on
1. I think I need a little faith in
my life
2. I didnt believe in faith till
now
3. Will you be my faith? I dont
have any
Today 5:53 PM
Mike Tyson Voice*
Will you let me rub my balls
across your Faith?
Type shit
Type shit
Guns, Shit, and Tfw: Kimberly
@Kimberly_747
Follow
Lets be clear. People from low income areas
are usually not educated enough to find
jobs/make a living and shouldn't have guns.
Why should they have to protect their
families if they don't possess things that
people might want to steal? Or are they in a
war zone and need guns?
Kyle KashuvKyleKashuv
Replying to @davidhogg111
David, please realize that this penalizes people from low income areas that are just
trying to protect their families and will now be unable to because of this unnecessary
tax.
7:25 PM- 28 Nov 2018
18 Retweets 20 likes
rainbowloliredux:
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
redbloodedamerica:
This is what the liberal elites really do believe.
Wat
tfw you try to be pro gun control but end up being classist instead
Holy shit look at ignorance on that one
rainbowloliredux: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: redbloodedamerica: This is what the liberal elites really do believe. Wat tfw you try...
![Girlfriend, Got, and Her: cory
@_coryrichardson
girlfriend: he's too immature i'm
dumping him
her friend: ya remember when he got
excited that he could drink 2 capri
suns at once?
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe
you're not gonna believe this](https://pics.awwmemes.com/cory-coryrichardson-girlfriend-hes-too-immature-im-dumping-him-her-38058962.png)
![Dank, Girlfriend, and 🤖: cory
@_coryrichardson
girlfriend: he's too immature i'm
dumping him
her friend: ya remember when he got
excited that he could drink 2 capri
suns at once?
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe
you're not gonna believe this
11/26/18, 12:32 PM
155 Retweets 1,088 Likes](https://pics.awwmemes.com/cory-coryrichardson-girlfriend-hes-too-immature-im-dumping-him-her-38022056.png)
Alive, Bad, and Boo: CDC: "Romaine lettuce is dangerous!
Throw it all out!
People: "YOU GOT IT. In the garbage
and SCRUBBING MY FRIDGE."
CDC: "Vaccinate your kids, we like to
keep them alive."
People: "Mmmmmm try again with
that one, boo. I know my kid. Essential
oils will do the trick."
I think that everyone has their
own right to what they choose for their
children. I don't vaccinate not because I wanna
hurt anyone but because I don't believe it's
safe. So it makes me a bad parent for not
wanting to hurt my children?? I don't
understand how people can judge others just
cause they do things differently.
I'm not out here telling anyone
else how stupid they are for vaccinating. I don't
deserve to be treated like l'm stupid because l
don't. I don't vaccinate because I'm educated
not because I'm stupid
h Reply
“I don’t vaccinate my kids because I’m educated”
“I don’t vaccinate my kids because I’m educated”
Black Friday, Frick, and Friday: sarah kirby
@sarahgkirby
why don't grocery stores participate in
black friday?? i don't need 20% off a
flatscreen - give me half price tide pods
and $1 coffee creamers and then you
better believe i'll be at the doors at 3am
sign me the frick up. i'll go get get my tent
sign me the frick up. i'll go get get my tent
Barbra Streisand, Memes, and News: "A lot of
women vote
the way their
husbands
vote; they
don't believe
enough in
their own
thoughts."
Barbra Streisand
FOX
NEWS
cha n ne I
Charles Sykes/Invision/AP
In a recent interview, Barbra Streisand bashed women who voted for President Trump, saying they “don’t believe enough in their own thoughts” to vote against their husbands.
In a recent interview, Barbra Streisand bashed women who voted for President Trump, saying they “don’t believe enough in their own thoughts”...
Memes, How To, and 🤖: I can't believe he taught him
how to sing like that...
He’s actually in tune 😂 Credit: @nnegm
He’s actually in tune 😂 Credit: @nnegm
