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Tumblr, Blog, and How: THE EYE OF ANSWERS I AM ETERNAL T KNOW ALL AND SEe A {You MAY ASk ONE QUESTION BUT IF SOMEONE HAS ASKED IT BEFORE, I WIu DESTROY You UH, HOw ARE You? IT'S JUST SO LONELY DOWN HERE, You KNOW? THAT SUCKS MAN. TREDLOCITY.TUMBLR.COM awesomacious: The eye of answers

awesomacious: The eye of answers

Tumblr, Blog, and How: THE EYE OF ANSWERS I AM ETERNAL T KNOW ALL AND SEe A {You MAY ASk ONE QUESTION BUT IF SOMEONE HAS ASKED IT BEFORE, I WIu DESTROY You UH, HOw ARE You? IT'S JUST SO LONELY DOWN HERE, You KNOW? THAT SUCKS MAN. TREDLOCITY.TUMBLR.COM awesomacious: The eye of answers

awesomacious: The eye of answers

Single, Thing, and You: Because I could tell yoiu a million things I hate about myself before I could tell you a single thing I like.

Mean, Skull, and Dilbert: DILBERT BY SCOTT ADAMS FIRST OF ALL WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? ILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR REQUIREMENTS BEFORE I START TO DESIGN THE SOFTWARE I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THE SOFTWARE? IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU DESIGN MY SOFTWARE TRY TO GET THIS CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL: THE SOFTWARE CAN DO WHATEVER I DESIGN IT TO DO I WON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN ACCOMPLISH UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT THE SOFTWARE CAN DO CAN YOU DESIGN IT TO TELL YOU MY REQUIREMENTS? COTTADAMS www.dilbert.com 2006 Scott Adams, Inc.t by UfS. Demands…

Demands…

Dancing, Life, and Shower: "Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone carn invade the smallest parts of your life, you won't even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped."

Fake, Family, and Blog: thoughtsofdog i'm the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family fake this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it lovely-sapphic thoughtsofdog confusing people who don't read urls one-time-i dreamt

Grandma, Tumblr, and Blog: awesomacious: My grandma with clinical depression just got a newborn pup and called him gizmo. I have never seen her this happy before. I thought I’d share this moment with the world

awesomacious: My grandma with clinical depression just got a newborn pup and called him gizmo. I have never seen her this happy before. I t...

Bad, Shower, and Tumblr: Ally @TragicAllyHere Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy hydro-homies: Body water.

hydro-homies: Body water.

Grandma, Depression, and Happy: My grandma with clinical depression just got a newborn pup and called him gizmo. I have never seen her this happy before. I thought I’d share this moment with the world

My grandma with clinical depression just got a newborn pup and called him gizmo. I have never seen her this happy before. I thought I’d shar...

Lol, Target, and Tumblr: NiRAeU AlyaiA Ko ...haku? artofalynn.tumblr.com artofalynn: Been a while! Work has been crazzzy but thought I’d stop by and drop these sketches I did some months ago before I embarked on doing redraws for fun and watching bits and pieces of the series again. I just can’t seem to get away from this show lol. I have a Sango redraw in the works atm… not as gloomy as the sketch up top though AHHH that moment is heavy in my heart, though. Feel free to suggest a moment from the show you’d like to see redrawn! Or if there are any other animes you guys would like to see me draw, what are they? Throw me an ask. Can’t promise anything bbbbut I have watched a ton in my lifetime and am easily swayed lol.

artofalynn: Been a while! Work has been crazzzy but thought I’d stop by and drop these sketches I did some months ago before I embarked on d...

Lol, Weird, and Only One: HO @drakesbrother Weird Confessions: lets hear them ThoroughbrED @eohthr33 Sometimes I'll restart a song I'm already listening to before I pull up somewhere just so whoever can hear know I'm listening to a SLAP I ain’t the only one lol

I ain’t the only one lol

Drinking, Love, and Massage: WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Poetic justice

Poetic justice

Work, Cool, and Today: I had to work overnight last night and while taking a nap today I was vandalized. I have a picture and have detained the two suspects, but one is not cooperating. The only one who can speak blames it on the four legged suspect who has no hands to pull off such a stunt. Thanks to my neighbor for pointing out that I have marker all over my face when I took the four legged suspect for a walk before I realized that I was vandalized. TE Dads, who keep their cool, are Wholesome.

Dads, who keep their cool, are Wholesome.

Bad, News, and Mind: Scones Mortensen gvana@ThingsJackDigs im not PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds Photo

Photo

Fucking, Good, and Kiss: carnival-phantasm Yall better be going to bed at reasonable time, don't make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight wyrmmaster don't threaten me with a good time carnival-phantasm Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker I'mma fucking kiss you goodnight

I'mma fucking kiss you goodnight

Drunk, Homeless, and Life: Saw this in the trash today which means, i'm assuming they reached their goal. Been homeless tor lInonths hod to say Tve inally landed ajobat hredMeyers startns today at 1.301 Before I start In reired togeta pairof Slip tesistant shoes Trying to raise30todo s0 Please help me one last tine Thank u! PROGRESS 0 195 24 10WK In nota drunk ordrug addict Just fighting to get my life back on tk He did it

He did it

Mine, Anyone, and Ever: 1 am mine. before i am ever anyone else's. -in

Tumblr, Weird, and Blog: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: sirartwork: reblog for noises siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape. Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they? Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: sirartwork: reblog for noises siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-a...

Racism, Troll, and Cool: madilynn_mae Why is like every celeb against Trump? Is it the cool thing to do or is there a reason? 4h 295 likes Reply View previous replies (19) lizzobeeating @madilynn_mae before I was considered a "celebrity" I was always against racism. 3h 12,967 likes Reply 100% the wrong person to troll

100% the wrong person to troll

Crazy, Doctor, and Facebook: Messages Doctor Strange Contacts Do I have your address right? 117A Bleecker St? Yes, that's it. Really? "A"??? There's a 117B attached to the Sanctum Santorum??? Yeah, I guess. What's in there? Now that you mention it I have no idea. The Ancient One died before I got a tour. I'll go check. Cool. This is gonna be crazy. Storage closet. Oh. Full of demons. Nice! EXTS SUPER HERDES FROM thesuperheroesnetwork: Texts From Superheroes Facebook | Twitter | Patreon

thesuperheroesnetwork: Texts From Superheroes Facebook | Twitter | Patreon

Beautiful, Christmas, and Fire: Isee no GOD up here... NO-GODS-NO-MASTERS.COM prolifeproliberty: metalcatholic: danthesantana: metalcatholic: atheist-freethinker: https://www.no-gods-no-masters.com/anti-religion-atheist-shirts-C84733/ Apollo 11 Astronaut Buzz Aldrin took communion on the moon Apollo 8 astronauts read from Genesis when in orbit Roger B. Chaffee (Died in Apollo 1 fire) is quoted as saying “The world itself looks cleaner and so much more beautiful. Maybe we can make it that way—the way God intended it to be—by giving everybody that new perspective from out in space” James Irwin (Apollo 15) wrote “Being on the moon had a profound spiritual impact upon my life. Before I entered space with the Apollo 15 mission in July of 1971, I was a lukewarm Christian, to say the least! I was even a silent Christian, but I feel the Lord sent me to the moon so I could return to the earth and share his Son, Jesus Christ.” John Glenn the first American to orbit the Earth told reporters “To look out at this kind of creation and not believe in God is to me impossible. It just strengthens my faith.” These are just a few examples of astronauts that had faith in God. I’m not here to start a debate. Just to say I feel it’s a bit disingenuous to tie in scientific discoveries with a lack of faith when some of the key people in those discoveries clearly had strong beliefs in some form of a higher power. Also the quote is attributed to yuri gagarin the first man in space, however, wether he actually said that0 he saw no god in space is highly disputed, and he may have even been a convinced Christian. Well I don’t think the soviet union took to kindly to any religion so that info doesn’t surprise me. I was trying to figure out if op had a source but couldn’t. Also even if he did say that, I don’t know any Christian who would expect to see God just kind of hanging out in orbit around the earth… Everyone knows God floats about in space like Princess Leia in The Last Jedi

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Time, Been, and Mine: ALWAYS You were you, and I was I; we were two before our time. I was yours before I knew and you have always been mine too.

Phone, Addicted, and Best: hollyjpaulsen My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you're not supposed to. Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we'd talk on my husband's last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to "Signal Guy Fred." So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to "Signal Guy Fred" every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank "Signal Guy Fred" for his time and wish him farewell So, before I disconnect the call, I wish "Fred" the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, "My name's Jason." You'll get addicted to FUNSubstance.com Wholesome Eavesdropper via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2ZmJSQ4

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Phone, Addicted, and Best: hollyjpaulsen My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you're not supposed to. Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we'd talk on my husband's last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to "Signal Guy Fred." So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to "Signal Guy Fred" every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank "Signal Guy Fred" for his time and wish him farewell So, before I disconnect the call, I wish "Fred" the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, "My name's Jason." You'll get addicted to FUNSubstance.com Wholesome Eavesdropper

Wholesome Eavesdropper

Dad, Driving, and Girls: N ll 97% 09:01 X r/AskReddit u/vaultmaira12h Garbagemen of reddit, what's the most memorable thing you've found in the trash? Discussion 10.5k 1.7k Share Award BEST COMMENTS 7h My dad was doing some work at a mall and noticed e... JigglyPumpkin 3 PS3. Their kid must have dummied the CatV jack, becaus... NotShannon 11h MemeDeli 11h A corpse that turned out to be a Halloween prop. It scared... billbapapa 10h My friend works at the recycling and garbage Center. He s... deanjarois 5 5h Not a garbage man, but my dad was before I was born. He's found old fishing lures, a Bulova watch, but most importantly... girl's garbage route, My dad was the driver who had this one and every time the girl would hear the truck she'd get all the last minute garbage from the house and take it out so she could get a good look at all the garbage men. And she was interested in my dad. She even scheduled her radiography classes AROUND trash collection day, just so she'd be home. When my dad noticed the trend, he'd often switch roles with one of the guys on the back of the truck so he could take the girl's last minute garbage from her and toss it in. This went on for months. One day, the girl's father locked her out of the house and said he wouldn't let her back in until she gave her phone number to one of the garbage men. Coincidentally this was one day my dad was driving. She took the trash up to the guy on the back and she asked him, "Hey, is your driver seeing anyone?" The guy yelled to my dad "Hey Keith, are you seeing anyone?!?!" And this is how my dad found his most valuable treasure, my mom, in the garbage. They've been happily married for almost 26 years. Reply 8.7k 88 more replies On Ask Reddit

On Ask Reddit

Crazy, Hello, and Love: Aries @sighbrattt Dudes be tryna bend you all crazy during sex, like calm down before I fart Like Share Comment DO 6K 9,341 shares Most Relevant Nancy Collins Hello granddaughter love you

Shower, Struggle, and Hair: My hair at every other time My hair right before I get in the shower Am i the only one with this struggle?

Am i the only one with this struggle?

Shower, True, and Inch: Shower before I touch Shower after I move the handle the handle 1/34 of an inch FROSTBITE Only true 69 i.q. gamers will understand

Only true 69 i.q. gamers will understand

Go to Sleep, God, and Love: ""You can't love someone unless you love yourself first" Bullshit. I have never loved myself. But you Oh god, I loved you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like." 25 My thoughts before I go to sleep. (via swxrn- in)

Laundry, Music, and Omg: Omg. Omg. Omg. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMMMGGGG!!! Before I can start. I need to do some laundry. Then I have to sort my sock drawer, organize my music collection, and clean up my desk soI have room to work! IM DOO000MED!!! oo The Panicker The Cleaner These Web Comics About Procrastination Will Help You Focus, After Youre Done Reading This List

These Web Comics About Procrastination Will Help You Focus, After Youre Done Reading This List

Disney, Lol, and Meme: ironmanstan when i say "movies used to be better before" i dont mean it like "wow im so special and quirky i think yall are stupid for enjoying modern non vintage shit im only 14 and i was jason born in the wrong generation" i mean "90% of the movies these days are just money grabbers force fed to you by every ad and meme ever cause disney probably owns half the oxygen supply at this point and i miss when movies used to be made for the art acting meaning of them and not just copyright renewals idk lol" that’s the truth

that’s the truth

Dumb, Facebook, and Gif: 11:47 Sam I was going to use one as an opener then thought about how many you probably had gotten already. How was your day? Today 10:57 PM Wait wtf Are you the person with the id Today 11:19 PM Yes Sam I'm dead I would say this is some elaborate scheme I came up with to get you to go on an ice cream date but...I'm really just dumb and lost my ID Hahahaha I love it so much. I actually have another date at noon but are you free after that? Lol yes I am. + Sent Type a message Send GIF I matched with her before I lost my student ID. She messaged me on Facebook to give it back. She has just now made the connection.

I matched with her before I lost my student ID. She messaged me on Facebook to give it back. She has just now made the connection.

Fucking, God, and Clowns: uberfluss I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must've been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible uberfluss the breeder told me he's been operational for 8 years now and difjhd the new morphs he's working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he's working with something that gives. them a blue tone they're gorgeous greenbaconsmoothie I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish Clowning around

Clowning around

Karma, Hope, and Face: I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. l@Noteforself

Mine, Anyone, and Ever: 1 am mine. before i am ever anyone else's ー-in

Fucking, God, and Clowns: uberfluss I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must've been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible uberfluss the breeder told me he's been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he's amazing with the regular working with are white orange and snowflakes he's working with something that gives. them a blue tone they're gorgeous greenbaconsmoothie I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish 7,349 notes CL O W N

CL O W N

Alive, Love, and World: lii that it's hin his faulk char Tm c before I met him. But I'm alive now,and do hmIR at love opens you up to the world. are not the same thing

Click, Hello, and Morgan Freeman: awkward @howtobeprada imagine if you called the wrong number and it ended up being a celebrity "mom?" "no this is Morgan freeman" Reply tRetweet Favorite prismatic-bell: HERE'S THE THING THOUGH Tused to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you'd get connected to them, so I just launch right into my "Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah" thing and then there's this long pause and I thnink the person's hung up even though I didn't hear a click And then I hear 'you shouldn't be able to call this number So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren't selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number. and I need to know how you got it I explain that it's randomly generated and I'm very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear "Ma'am, this is a matter of national security I accidentally called the director of the FB! My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon Wow

Wow

Fake, Family, and Blog: thoughtsofdog i'm the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family fake this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted lovely-sapphic thoughtsofdog confusing people who don't read urls one-time-i dreamt Terrifying

Terrifying

Fake, Family, and Funny: thoughtsofdog i'm the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family fake this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted lovely-sapphic thoughtsofdog confusing people who don't read urls one-time-i dreamt 21+ Next Level Tumblr Posts That Are Must Watch #funny #lol #humor #haha #awesome #trending #memes #tumblr

21+ Next Level Tumblr Posts That Are Must Watch #funny #lol #humor #haha #awesome #trending #memes #tumblr

Bitch, Stfu, and Board: not dig her up BITCH I just choked IRB$I @wavvy co "oN mY DeAD gRaNnY yOu ThE OnLy BiTcH fW" First Off.. Stfu before i dig her up and ask her 8/30/17, 10:40 PM 1,189 Retweets 1,257 Likes If you like what you see follow me.! PIN: @kiddneann✨GIVE ME MORE BOARD IDEAS FMOIG: @yg._t @yg._t @yg._t

If you like what you see follow me.! PIN: @kiddneann✨GIVE ME MORE BOARD IDEAS FMOIG: @yg._t @yg._t @yg._t

Disappointed, Easter, and Fail: confessionsofadirectioner gemancer confessionsofadirectioner On Easter, we had this tradition where an old man down the road would paint little 'bunny' prints along the sidewalk, as well as up to the door of every house where a child lives...and he's done this every year, without fail, since before I was bom Over the summer, that old man passed away, so no one in their right mind expected to see the tracks this year. However, when I woke up- there they were! Tums out that his eighteen year old grandson (who happens to be known as the badass of our school) got up at three this morning and spent four hours-by himself -painting the prints just to make sure that the neighborhood kids wouldn't be disappointed My faith in our generation = restored 1 love stuff like this Reblogging again even though this is forever old lol Wholesome 101

Wholesome 101

Tinder, Work, and Today: Today 10:35 T had to work a little bit. how was yours? So, I'm not going to reply right now because my boys told me waiting a while before I reply makes me more attractive Is it working? I think I’ve got this tinder thing down.

I think I’ve got this tinder thing down.

Shut Up, Brain, and Suicide: My last two brain cells just before I tell my mum to shut up This is a suicide mission ok

Crying, Memes, and My House: "I'm still here" "I came home pretty late one night and my roommates bedroom was shut and I assumed she was sleeping already but I saw something out of the corner of my eye in the kitchen, I said her name but she didn't answer. I didn't think anything of it so I walked into my room and before I turn the light on something whispered "I'm still here." I turned on the light in my room but nothing was there so I turned on every light in my house and knocked on my roommate's door and eventually opened it but she wasn't there so I left her light on too and slept with all the lights morning I asked her if she was messing with me and she started crying and said she left because something was in the house messing with her and she had to get out." - charmaine369 on. When she came back the next I’m still here https://t.co/GjexElBz1w

I’m still here https://t.co/GjexElBz1w

Crying, Bear, and Moon: My bartender asked me if I was in a wedding with midgets mbiesue thesideoftheotters desmond-the-moon-bear the real-derpina I stared at that for 5 minutes before I realized they were sitting I am literally crying right now OH THEYRE SITTING ON THE GUYS KNEES OKI SEE IT NOW

Fucking, Life, and American: lacey @laceyhetsko male cashier cracked a joke & followed with "you should smile more" & before i could say anything the older african american woman behind me goes "PFFT hunny contrary to popular belief you don't gotta smile for a fucking clown" & i hope her life has nothing but happiness & peace

Af, Fire, and Food: 59% 10 :16 PM Yus Less than a kilometer away... What word should I yell out on my deck to see if In a place where you can hear outside? you can hear me? Yep! Omg I really wanna try this that would be funny af 3 Yusss. C'mon give me a good word 2 Quick before I change my mind 1 Oh man ur making me think.. Omg I kinda heard that hahaha it's so late Hahaha Favourite food, or favourite shaped food We did it! You got this That's so dam funny Just one word Nice work! Yell fire na jokes Why thank you Yell out I love pizza then! Excellent yelling material DONE I now feel like pizza And so true Omg me too Are you ready Shit Yus IL When your match is less than 1Km from you 😂😂

When your match is less than 1Km from you 😂😂

Memes, Spider, and Grandpa: Jerry @Jerrypleasure my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say "at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman" https://t.co/Oq1VOAppku

https://t.co/Oq1VOAppku

Crazy, Drunk, and Lol: Is that a tongue ring I see in one of your pics? Yes it is lol Haha nice. I've never dated a girl with one before I was pretty drunk when I got it done haha Haha. Do you do a lot of crazy stuff when drunk? Very much yes. Lol Lol what kind of stuff got kids Multiple oofs

Multiple oofs

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