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Before I: lotrlocked: weaselle: There was an arrest across the street from my place in Oakland one day – three cop cars with a bullhorn and guns out – and before I could even get out the gate there were a couple people posted up and one of them was filming and another one was narrating in a calm but very loud voice, just “HE IS COOPERATING! HIS HANDS ARE EMPTY! HE IS DOING WHAT HE IS TOLD TO DO! HE IS HOLDING STILL! HIS HANDS ARE EMPTY! HE IS NOT BEING THREATENING! HE HAS PUT HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS HEAD AS ASKED! HE IS NOT RESISTING!” and that was something I hadn’t thought to do before. It certainly let the cops know what the narrative of eye witnesses was going to be. I especially liked “his hands are empty” because this statement would still be true and a witnessed reason the police should not become violent even if it turned out he had a weapon on his person somewhere. I see people in NYC stop and record a lot. Even if they are just being nosey, that’s still witnesses if shit goes down.

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Before I: I made this meme before I even fixed the problem I messed up in the first place by BringBackTheKaiser MORE MEMES

I made this meme before I even fixed the problem I messed up in the first place by BringBackTheKaiser MORE MEMES

Before I: I made this meme before I even fixed the problem I messed up in the first place

I made this meme before I even fixed the problem I messed up in the first place

Before I: thesassyducks: I had attitude before I even had feathers 💁‍♀️ (via)

thesassyducks: I had attitude before I even had feathers 💁‍♀️ (via)

Before I: I must watch the whole saga before I die.

I must watch the whole saga before I die.

Before I: I must watch the whole saga before I die.

I must watch the whole saga before I die.

Before I: omgcheckplease: Comic 4.26 - “Check, Please!” 🥧 When I first found this comic, I had just been given a secondhand macbook, and I distinctly remember going into settings so that I could tap to click, and therefore no one would hear as I binge read during the night. It’s been a journey, and some part of me is glad to see Bitty finish college, happy and whole, right before I head off to university in september. I love this comic. Thank you.

omgcheckplease: Comic 4.26 - “Check, Please!” 🥧 When I first found this comic, I had just been given a secondhand macbook, and I dis...

Before I: woo-sustainability:this is here bc i thought it was a shitpost before i realized tumblr was telling me “hey, you follow the sustainability tag, how’s this?”

woo-sustainability:this is here bc i thought it was a shitpost before i realized tumblr was telling me “hey, you follow the sustainabilit...

Before I: Why didn’t she tell me before I started chugging the soup

Why didn’t she tell me before I started chugging the soup

Before I: It's time for a new, sporadically updated feature, "2 Second Videos Before I Changed Setting To Photo." Let's take it back to 2015 w @hollis_jane... https://t.co/E8P6pNR2zA

It's time for a new, sporadically updated feature, "2 Second Videos Before I Changed Setting To Photo." Let's take it back to 2015 w @hol...

Before I: katy-l-wood: gallusrostromegalus: katy-l-wood: gallusrostromegalus: katy-l-wood: Awww yes, it’s skijoring season in Colorado. I hope I get to go watch this year. How the chicken-fried FUCK did I not know about this before? I am delighted. It is DELIGHTFUL fun. Apparently it’s a Scandinavian thing and some cultures over in that part of the world use reindeer. Not sure who brought it over to Colorado or when, but it sure is popular. Ok but if we really want to make this Peak Colorado: We gotta. I 100% agree with this line of reasoning.

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Before I: I knew he was black before I saw the picture 🤦🏽‍♂️

I knew he was black before I saw the picture 🤦🏽‍♂️

Before I: I really liked my life before I saw this

I really liked my life before I saw this

Before I: avenginginsanity: diamondclustahusla: quiteliterallyhotsauce: I’ve watched this 10 times I can’t breathe!😂😂😂😂 (All of this is said in a auto-tuned, sing-song voice. Audio originally from tik tok user @mikethornwell.) So when I was 16, I used to work in a grocery store. And we had one customer who always came in who was always very obviously mentally ill. And one day I was bagging her groceries, and she said to me, “don’t you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?” And I was like, “hmm,” And she was like, “don’t you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?” And I was like, “as in slavery?” And she was like, “yes.” And I was like, “why the fuck would you ask me that?” And my manager was like, “what’s going on?” And I was like, “I’m gonna have to step away before I throw a punch at an elderly woman.” And she was like, “okay go in to the break room.” A week later we found out the old woman had a heart attack and died. And I’m not saying she deserved it. But I’m saying ~･ﾟ:*God’s timing is always right!*:･ﾟ✧ ~

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Before I: non-suspiciousname: libertarirynn: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: unpopularly-opinionated: invenblocker: huumesateenvarjo: ruinedchildhood: 💯 This post is fennophobic Stop slandering our precious licorice! Black licorice is awesome so long as it isn’t that salty shit. Are you insulting my salty licorice? Yes. I’ve had salty black licorice before and it’s basically just a large chunk of salt you suck on. It’s good for all of 2-3 seconds before I have to spit it out. And don’t even get me started on black licorice soda. Licorice Soda is icky, but salty black licorice is the perfect snack. I guess I just prefer my sodium intake to come from the tears of my enemies……or that other salty liquid. Once I got an international snack box from like Sweden or something with salted licorice and that shit was the spawn of the devil. It was in my mouth for about three seconds before every part of my body rejected it. You Northern European folks are on some shit. What the fuck is salted licorice Exactly what it sounds like: black licorice caked in salt. it’s a popular treat in Sweden.

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This post is fennophobic

Stop slandering our precious licorice!

Black licorice is awesome so long as it isn’t that salty shit.

Are you insulting my salty licorice?

Yes. I’ve had salty black licorice before and it’s basically just a large chunk of salt you suck on. It’s good for all of 2-3 seconds before I have to spit it out.
And don’t even get me started on black licorice soda.

Licorice Soda is icky, but salty black licorice is the perfect snack.

I guess I just prefer my sodium intake to come from the tears of my enemies……or that other salty liquid.

Once I got an international snack box from like Sweden or something with salted licorice and that shit was the spawn of the devil. It was in my mouth for about three seconds before every part of my body rejected it. You Northern European folks are on some shit.

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Before I: woo-sustainability: this is here bc i thought it was a shitpost before i realized tumblr was telling me “hey, you follow the sustainability tag, how’s this?”

woo-sustainability: this is here bc i thought it was a shitpost before i realized tumblr was telling me “hey, you follow the sustainabili...

Before I: Always just before I’m going to stop for the day

Always just before I’m going to stop for the day

Before I: feniczoroark: praeca: mautlyn: brainstatic: brainstatic: It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing white nationalist talking points. important to note that this isn’t even being disguised as anti-illegal immigration. the white house is taking a stance against LEGAL immigration here. their infographic says “admitted to the US”. it’s blatant racism. Wtf I’ve said it before I’ll say it againWhite house needs to be burnt again Call in a A10 on that Bitch

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Before I: 8:13 1 « Search Maggie YOU MATCHED WITH MAGGIE ON 1/6/20 Want to sit on my face before l get drafted to fight in WWIII ? Today 8:03 PM And cause a neck injury? You got it bro Want to *squat above my face* before I get drafted to fight in WI? That's not nearly as romantic Want to *squat above my face* **with a candle on the nightstand** before I get drafted to fight in WWIII ? Sent Type a message Send GIF (0 With WWIII on the horizon..

With WWIII on the horizon..

Before I: No fighting. No fucking fighting. No fighting. NO FUCKING FIGHTING! Enjoying my last day of memes before I start my second full time job tomorrow.

Enjoying my last day of memes before I start my second full time job tomorrow.

Before I: spit-casually wait before i go does anyone have the photoset of the frog that looks like this monsterousarte frogs are lowkey pretty cool

frogs are lowkey pretty cool

Before I: Today 9:30 PM You're so cute to match with me, was it an accident? Just checking before I get all happy and excited That's the saddest thing I've read all day and I went to the Anne Frank museum. Sent Not me… Asking for a friend

Not me… Asking for a friend

Before I: © MARK ANDERSON, WWW.ANDERTOONS.COM ANDERSYN "Before I write my name on the board, I'll need to know how you're planning to use that data." Privacy 😝

Privacy 😝

Before I: Me, blessing your meme with a "HaHa' before I steal it. @ALL MEMES

Before I: O 22% 9:32 & A. Today 9:30 PM You're so cute to match with me, was it an accident? Just checking before I get all happy and excited That's the saddest thing I've read all day and I went to the Anne Frank museum. Sent Type a message... GIF On vacation in Amsterdam.

On vacation in Amsterdam.

Before I: iMessage Today 6:21 PM Hey bro Yo Can you send the photos They're* Aight their sending How the fuck did you correct me before I said it I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you. meirl

meirl

Before I: 9:32 & 22% A. Today 9:30 PM You're so cute to match with me, was it an accident? Just checking before I get all happy and excited That's the saddest thing I've read all day and I went to the Anne Frank museum. Sent Type a message... GIF On vacation in Amsterdam.

On vacation in Amsterdam.

Before I: BUT NOT BEFORE I TAKE ONE LICK AT THESE MONKEYS ANYWAY! Captain Marvel licks monkeys…

Captain Marvel licks monkeys…

Before I: 82% 11:45 Aly 23 o This account is run by Aly's current boyfriend. I want to find her a replacement before I break up with her So thoughtful!

So thoughtful!

Before I: cheezyBABYY @_chettaBug I'm in Family Dollar on Bankhead and the cashier is apparently taking too long.. this dude just seriously blurted out "they need to hurry up before i start stealing i been tryna be good" i am dead O 19:00 · 27 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone Only on the west side 😂

Only on the west side 😂

Before I: "I always think of you before I fall asleep. The words you said, the way you looked. The things we laughed about, the silent moments we shared. And when I dream, I'll dream of you. Because it's about you, it's always about you." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Before I: "I always think of you before I fall asleep. The words you said, the way you looked. The things we laughed about, the silent moments we shared. And when I dream, I'll dream of you. Because it's about you, it's always about you." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Before I: luisa @666bitchcraft Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up Me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway I'm HORNY and SUICIDAL meirl

meirl

Before I: luisa @666bitchcraft Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up Me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway I'm HORNY and SUICIDAL meirl by VitalSpace MORE MEMES

meirl by VitalSpace MORE MEMES

Before I: spit-casually wait before i go does anyone have the photoset of the frog that looks like this monsterousarte Wait, before I go

Wait, before I go

Before I: iMessage Today 6:21 PM Hey bro Yo Can you send the photos They're* Aight their sending How the fuck did you correct me before I said it I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you. awesomesthesia: What and how

awesomesthesia: What and how

Before I: iMessage Today 6:21 PM Hey bro Yo Can you send the photos They're* Aight their sending How the fuck did you correct me before I said it I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you. awesomesthesia: What and how

awesomesthesia: What and how

Before I: just-shower-thoughts Blind people must save a lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, "WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!" before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I'm sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn't previously considered. hotmolasses Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn't know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said "Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too." She stared at him for a long time and then said "How do you know l'm from Brooklyn?" And he said "You have a Brooklyn accent." She said "I do?" and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said "I had no idea! The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn. I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it." Realising perspectives!

Realising perspectives!

Before I: lil uzi hurt @LameAsChris u bring ur girlfriend around ur homies once and they start telling the best jokes of their lives... like bro stfuu before i leave her for your funny ass 9:36 PM · 12/7/19 · Twitter for iPhone 12.2K Retweets 94.6K Likes better chill out by Jentrins MORE MEMES

better chill out by Jentrins MORE MEMES

Before I: TWANT ONE LAST ParT tr THE CIAMBIE WARNING #NORING AT ALL iC Before I die I want to Before I die i want to Before I die i want to Before I die I want to Before I die l want to Before I die I want lo, BE Before I die I want to, Before I die I want t BEFORE die 19. My bar really upped its graffiti game

My bar really upped its graffiti game

Before I: iMessage Today 6:21 PM Hey bro Yo Can you send the photos They're* Aight their sending How the fuck did you correct me before I said it I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you. awesomesthesia: What and how

awesomesthesia: What and how

Before I: r/theydidthemath Posted by u/JJsWorkshop • 3h • i.redd.it [Self] My Last Christmas Before Graduation. This is my last Christmas with my family before I graduate. For Christmas, I'm planning to give my brother 15 Gigabytes-worth of memes. I did the math, and a Gigabyte is made up of roughly 595 images. 595 images times 15 gigabytes equates to roughly 8,925 memes. Please help me achieve this goal by December 24th. Get this man some memes A Call to Action has been sent!

A Call to Action has been sent!

Before I: Yes, I was infatuated with yeu: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you eut because I couldn't stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my bedy, I must give ny theughts, my mind, my dreans. And you weren' t having any of those. -Sylvia Plath https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Before I: ALWAYS You were you, and I was I; we were two before our time. I was yours before I knew, and you have always been mine too. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Before I: Boy | Girl I saw her today I saw him today It seems likes its been førever I wonder if he still cares She looks better than before I couldn't stop staring at him I asked how things are going I asked about his new girlfriend I bet he's happy now I'd pick her over any girl I can't look at her without crying He wouldn't even look at me I told her I missed her I meant it I love her I held her for the last time He didn't mean it He doesn't mean it He loves his new girlfriend He gave me a friendly hug Then I went home and cried I love him Then I went home and cried I lost her https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Before I: DYCKN Real talk, my dad came to the @arsnova gala to hear @joshgroban sing, then went home before I got onstage 🤣 https://t.co/PPV5i7BZWO

Real talk, my dad came to the @arsnova gala to hear @joshgroban sing, then went home before I got onstage 🤣 https://t.co/PPV5i7BZWO

Before I: I have a Kadabra doll Nice! Send me a picture That's an Alakazam? Well, it was a Kadabra before I sent it to you... I’m going through changes

I’m going through changes

Before I: Cause nowl can talk to you without her worrying Lol that's a little shady Is that why you didn't message me last month No I was waiting for the pregnancy to be over before I left her the WHAT Yeah her dog was pregnant and I wanted to see if I could get a puppy before we broke up Not the pregnancy I was expecting Plot twist

Plot twist

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