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Best, Purple, and Old: My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?" Wholesome "Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!" I've never been so proud 6.8k Share 100 BEST COMMENTS poolmyfinger . 2h You're raisin her right Reply 316 It’s all about grapes

It’s all about grapes

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lolzandtrollz: The Real Heroes You Don’t Hear About

Crying, Love, and Happy: "If he loved you, you wouldn't have had to question whether he did love you. You wouldn't be up night after night crying over how he treats you. If he loved you, you would've been happy." 35 abuse is not love

America, Ass, and Bitch: oyal HighnesS Follow @FlawdazFinest86 Really @DunkinDonuts? 2:45 PM - 18 Nov 2017 from Dunkin' Donuts 543 Retweets 2,626 Likes Raphael Follow @iam_raph Do you think this woman would prefer to carry around her child at work if she had another choice? You have no clue what the back story is behind this pic but here you are, snitching on what could probably be a single mother dedicated to making sure her son can eat. Wild Royal Highness@FlawdazFinest86 Really @DunkinDonuts? 11:25 AM 20 Nov 2017 149,586 Retweets 366,288 Likes captain-snark: lonely-vault-boy: lord-kitschener: leggo-my-steggo: agirlwithachakram: labellabrianna: gahdamnpunk: women just can’t win.. I’ve had to bring my daughter into work with me a couple times. 🤷🏽‍♀️ How about: Really, Dunkin’ Donuts? You don’t pay enough for this woman to get childcare or paid maternity leave? How about: Really, America? You don’t have childcare and maternity leave covered as a standard right? but also fuck Dunkin’ Donuts too I hope that bitch-ass snitch never has another good day again for a long time Okay, yeah, sure, maternity leave and shit is understandable, but what I believe what the picture (correct me if I’m wrong) is implying is that it’s unsanitary as fuck to have a child behind the counter where the food is. (At least, at all the Dunkin’ Donuts I’ve been to, they openly display the donuts.) Listen, I’ve gone to dunkin donuts where the men’s bathroom looked like the toilet threw up and watched several employees and a manager USE the bathroom and just leave without giving a fuck.Been to a dunkin donuts where a friend asked an employee to make sure her drink was half ice and the woman put something in her drink.Is it sanitary? No, obviously not. Do you think employees at Dunkin Donuts and other places get paid enough to give a shit about health and safety when they don’t make enough to take care about their own health and safety?No, probably not.I’d rather get this kid’s cold on my donut than go to fucking Chipotle and get e coli because i ate some lettuce.I’d also rather the kid give people his sickness than him getting accidentally scalded by hot water. Lets also talk about the times where people of color have had to leave their kids in mall food courts and the like in order to either go to work/job interview whatever and have been arrested for child abandonment.Capitalism is a fucking joke.

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Sports, Ric Flair, and Been: Ric Flair has been hospitalized after a medical emergency; situation is reportedly "very serious," per TMZ Sports

Ric Flair has been hospitalized after a medical emergency; situation is reportedly "very serious," per TMZ Sports

youtube.com, Home, and Been: When you've been home for 3 hours watching youtube and you notice the "4G" symbol

Dank, Memes, and Nostalgia: WHEN YOU THINK YOUBEEN FOR4 HOURS WORKING 2009 AND IT'SONLY BEEN 17 MINUTES. memes memes now Nostalgia 100 by Ant-nation MORE MEMES

Nostalgia 100 by Ant-nation MORE MEMES

Best, Http, and Purple: My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?" Wholesome "Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!" I've never been so proud 6.8k Share 100 BEST COMMENTS poolmyfinger . 2h You're raisin her right Reply 316 It’s all about grapes via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2HujdWn

It’s all about grapes via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2HujdWn

Heart, Poetry, and Been: I long to exist in the spaces of your heart where no one else has ever been. perry poetry

Been, Different, and Illusion: let go of the illusion that it could have been any different.

cnn.com, Crime, and Doctor: CNN Breaking News CNN BREAKING@cnnbrk NEWS Judge sentences ex-USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar to up to 175 years in prison in sexual abuse trial: "I just signed your death warrant." cnn.it/ 2n7jqFy 1/24/18, 12:57 PM CNN CNN @CNN Judge to Larry Nassar: "t is my honor and privilege to sentence you Because sir, you do not deserve to walk outside of a prison ever again." Judge tells Larry Nassar cnn.it/ 2DCJSBq Nassar Sentencing Lansing, Michigan 12:33 PMET BREAKING NEWS EX-USA GYMNASTICS DOCTOR BEING SENTENCED FOR SEX ASSAULTS NN Voice of Judge Rosemarie AguilinaIngham County Circuit Court0 CAN County 50.95 0:22 |" 120K views 트 INSIDE POLITICS hxwko: weavemama: weavemama: weavemama: JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES!!! Some of my faith in humanity just got restored

hxwko: weavemama: weavemama: weavemama: JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larr...

Bad, Dank, and Memes: Chapter 1 The story so far In the beginning the Universe was created This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. dunwall: this is my favourite quote ever Me too book me too by P0tat0Exe MORE MEMES

Me too book me too by P0tat0Exe MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you've been home for 3 hours watching youtube and you notice the "4G" symbol meirl by bezkrzewie MORE MEMES

meirl by bezkrzewie MORE MEMES

youtube.com, Home, and MeIRL: When you've been home for 3 hours watching youtube and you notice the "4G" symbol meirl

meirl

Velociraptor, Free, and Been: THIS IS A VELOCIRAPTOR-FREE WORKPLACE IT HAS PROUDLY BEEN DAYS SINCE THE LAST INCIDENTe Miss a Pete Rest in pete

Rest in pete

Reddit, Stan, and Business: R Hollywood Reporter @THR.19h Stan Lee's former business manager charged with elder abuse against the late #Marvel icon. An arrest warrant has been issued. thr.cm/HLeWHj byQuicken Loans COMICAVE STUDIO and MORT Loans activate instant kill Reddit assemble

Reddit assemble

Apparently, Computers, and Tumblr: Your PC ran into a proble some error info, and then 20% complete For more information about 獺 If you call a support person, give Stop code: CRITICAL PROCESS D ll圭 Mareep A Wonder QR Code has been scanned. despazito: andyouwillneverleave: apparently computers do dream of electric sheep I’m glad that my hard drive dying got 79k funnyman points

despazito: andyouwillneverleave: apparently computers do dream of electric sheep I’m glad that my hard drive dying got 79k funnyman point...

Club, Fall, and Tumblr: There I was, in bed, with my daughter, nose-to-nose. To help her fall asleep, I pretended I was sleeping too. With her mini hand, she touches my cheeks, my lips, my hair. I was feeling the most loved human been on earth, when she whispers... Daddy... I opened a little bit of my mouth and also whispered: - What, baby? And she says, like an angel: You are too ugly! laughoutloud-club: Sweet kids

laughoutloud-club: Sweet kids

Gucci, Memes, and Money: Guy: I'm really excited about our date tonight, I've been saving up all week for it Girl: That's so sweet of you but I really don't mind splitting the check Guy: I'm not talking about money @gucci.gameboy The memes are stolen but the dump, that’s mine..Happy Saturday!!!

The memes are stolen but the dump, that’s mine..Happy Saturday!!!

Internet, Been, and How: S0, how long have yol been without internet?" D www.googie.co. 3090639006306 Day 83 without internet

Day 83 without internet

Tumblr, Blog, and Kiss: floweryomi: Are you alright? I looked around and you were goneAre you alright?I feel like there must be something wrongAre you alright?‘Cause it seems like you disappearedAre you alright? ‘Cause I’ve been feeling a little scaredAre you sleeping through the night?Do you have someone to hold you tight?Do you have someone to hang out with?Do you have someone to hug and kiss you,Hug and kiss you, hug and kiss you?Are you alright?- Lucinda Williams, “Are You Alright?”man I feel like I haven’t finished anything in ages. Have some Beta Angst.

floweryomi: Are you alright? I looked around and you were goneAre you alright?I feel like there must be something wrongAre you alright?‘Cau...

Tumblr, Blog, and Today: inkveined: Day 33 of Daily Sketch ChallengeDoom MarineDoom finally came out today! Been looking forward to this one since last years E3. Haven’t got a copy yet but what I’ve seen so far I like a lot.

inkveined: Day 33 of Daily Sketch ChallengeDoom MarineDoom finally came out today! Been looking forward to this one since last years E3. Ha...

Quite, Been, and Big: Kid 1: Spell Icup Kid 2: 1, C, U, P Kid 1: Ew, you see me pee? Kid 2: We ve been tricked, weve been backstabbed and weve been quite possibly, bamboozled. Big oof if this has been done to you

Big oof if this has been done to you

Tumblr, Blog, and Been: FRAGILLE nebulajam: pretty sure this has been done

nebulajam: pretty sure this has been done

Good Morning, At&t, and Good: O AT&T 5:18 AM PHOTO boywithnojob 2d When someone says good morning but you haven't been up long enough to comment on the quality of the morning PLEASEGIVE ME SPACE

Love, Mother's Day, and I Love You: Cole Shinsky acoleshinsky This is incredible... Mother passed away 9 years ago and she mentioned she'd be a yellow butterfly one day. For 9 years l have been mezmorized every time l see one but I have never been close enough to touch one. Today... this happened! Happy Mother's Day Mama People aren’t here forever. I love you mom.

People aren’t here forever. I love you mom.

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: Festivals are so fucking awesome Been searching for so long by King_2131 MORE MEMES

Been searching for so long by King_2131 MORE MEMES

Fucking, Awesome, and Been: Festivals are so fucking awesome Been searching for so long

Been searching for so long

Mean, Been, and They: JUSE BECAUSE THINGS COULD VS BEEN DIFFERENT IT DOESNT MEAN THEY D 8E BETTER

Dad, Date, and Heart: Mel @melissamacxo Told my grandad I was taking him for lunch, my dad just phoned him n he said he's been up n showered since 7am all ready for our lunch date my heart Small things can mean bigger things, especially for your elders.

Small things can mean bigger things, especially for your elders.

Chicago, Confused, and Crime: 05/10/2019, 05:30am Judge gave teen 76 years based on eyewitness he didn't know was legally blind Darien Harris, who was convicted of murder at 18 based on the testimony of an eyewitness who was legally blind. Illinois Department of Correction Keenan @K_ova Imagine getting locked up because a blind dude said he saw you do it CoreDJ MALIK SHABAZZ @DJMAL... . 3d Judge gave teen 76 years based on eyewitness he didn't know was legally blind bit.ly/2LIU2F4 4:03 PM 5/13/19 Twitter for iPhone ll View Tweet activity whyyoustabbedme: Here The guy’s been in jail for 5 years because of four witnesses. One is legally blind, two admits police pressured him into giving false testimony, three was held in police custody for two days until they claimed the defendant was in the car similar to the one involved in the crime, Four reads a bit weird but it sounds like he just happened to know the defendant from somewhere else and was confused. Everyone but the blind guy later recanted their statements. No other evidence ties him to the crime.

whyyoustabbedme: Here The guy’s been in jail for 5 years because of four witnesses. One is legally blind, two admits police pressured him...

Club, Fucking, and Life: Just heard on the news that the #RoyalBaby is 'doing well. 'Well'? He's only been on the planet five minutes, he's already a prince, absolutely loaded and will never have to work a day in his life. I'd say he's fucking smashing it. laughoutloud-club: Don’t worry guys the 5min old baby is doing well

laughoutloud-club: Don’t worry guys the 5min old baby is doing well

Been, You, and Always: it's vou. it's always been you.

Bitch, Bored, and Dank: Michael Tiberi @MichaelJTiberi If I had a stalker they would be so bored. Like bitch, you've been in bed all day. Are you ever going to leave? Do you have any plans? No?

Corgi, Fucking, and Shower: earth angel @veggieboii who is she corgi queen @baz00per she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out df the shower you tiny moron celeste @araslanian asshole to the world but sweetheart to his girl ︶ 오 @cubanvelvet anais she takes so long getting ready healthgoth cleancore @fish_size she grabs my hand and puts it to her face like this

Drake, Love, and Been: maybe love isn't what we've been told. maybe it's not all romance or attraction. maybe love is a friend. someone who understands you. someone who'll be there for you... even at your worst. -r. m. drake

Dank, Proud, and Never: Miles lifts an Atlas Stone and his coach has never been so proud! 👏💪

Miles lifts an Atlas Stone and his coach has never been so proud! 👏💪

America, Time, and Back: Captain America when he sees who he's giving the soul stone back to its been a long time.

its been a long time.

Family, Funny, and Girls: nyx-010: horroriskiller The boy who played Danny in "The Shining" had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn't even be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence. Lloyd didn't see the actual uncut movie until everything clicked into place those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd's onscreen mother only moments prior That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life. Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he's got bragging rights for being in a classic @ ihunny.co Reinvented by SamanthaTumbirs for iFunny ) Meanwhile Haley Joel Osment had nightmares from Sixth Sense and didn't get to see the actual movie til he was older either.

Meanwhile Haley Joel Osment had nightmares from Sixth Sense and didn't get to see the actual movie til he was older either.

Money, Been, and Culture: TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon Millenial culture is having no money, constantly being worrying about money, then treating yourself to something because you've been worrying so much and now you're worrying about money again

Cute, Fall, and Huh: YOU MATCHED WITH PAIGE ON 5/8/19 Cheesy pickup line, fun fact, dirty pickup line, or a joke? that's for you to know and me to find out darlirn Are you a wheat field in the late fall? Cause you look like you need to be plowed ohhhh he went for the dirty one huh... cute Oh she thought that was the dirty one Cute Sent I tried giving her the option We’ve been on two dates since.

I tried giving her the option We’ve been on two dates since.

Dank, Memes, and Nba: Quick Draw McGraw @villematic_ how y'all use a mugshot when this man was the victim #DEVELOPING: Rapper NBA Youngboy 'shot at' near Trump International Beach Resort bit.ly/2Q2u3XG Tim McGraw got it right on this one. How else can you show that the victim has been arrested before??? by crab_rangoonsquad MORE MEMES

Tim McGraw got it right on this one. How else can you show that the victim has been arrested before??? by crab_rangoonsquad MORE MEMES

Love, Time, and Word: How WE BEGA N It was how we began. Your mouth against mine, your fingers tracing along the back of my neck. You asked me to imagine what it must have been like, for the first two people who fell in love; before the word love was conceived You said it felt like that for you. Like we existed in before love-as though we were waiting for the word to catch up to the feeling. a time --L ANG LEAV

Been, For, and Get: When you've been sitting for an hour and get up too quickly

Coachella, Dank, and Drinking: @joeyyhatle This game is straight savage BUZZED This IsThe Drinking Ill N WARNING: Game That Gets You And Your Friends The youngest player takes a drink. Don't blame us; blame your parents for not fucking sooner. The player with the largest shoe size takes a drink. Also, congrats on the huge dick, bro. Take a drink if you've ever been to Coachella And then shut the fuck up about it for the rest of the night. BuzzedDrinkingGame I need this for my next party 😂 https://amzn.to/2DLEAS6

I need this for my next party 😂 https://amzn.to/2DLEAS6

Children, Dank, and Fail: 4:39 1 Tweet Heather Retweeted Lisa Britton @LisaBritton Boys are being left behind. The stats are there. While our society has been busy empowering girls for decades, boys are falling behind girls in school, more likely to get suspended, fail & drop out. It's time for us to empower ALL children, regardless of their gender! 10:16 AM 5/13/19 Twitter for iPhone 143 Retweets 605 Likes Time to empower any kid, no matter of theyre genger, race, religion ect. by Zappiercoot58 MORE MEMES

Time to empower any kid, no matter of theyre genger, race, religion ect. by Zappiercoot58 MORE MEMES

Head, Scream, and Heart: It was exhausting the way I loved you. I threw every ounce of myself into it. I dived head first at but just as I should have hit the water, I hit a brick wall. Where a splash should have been, was a scream of pain Your guard was up, and I was left battered and bruised, with a heavy heart and an even heavier loss t your heart (AT) https://iglovequotes.net/

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Yeah, Tomorrow, and Fat: 12:25 Johnny created the group "barbecue" BBQ tomorrow at my place. 12:33 Dave Nice! Can't wait for a fat steak and a pair of ribs 12 34 Great. Any vegans here? 12:34 Sara Yeah me! Glad you asked 12:36 Sara has been removed from the group of and is q w e r y u o p a s d f g hj k I 123 0

Drinking, Driving, and God: 5a People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind" "My God, how do of good things about beign blind do it?" "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty I go on airplanes first get VIP treatment at amusement parks. Never hove to worry about drinking and driving My electric bill's lower than yours... I don't have to do my own lawn I ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10. I don't have to watch somebody age You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how I know people. It's very cool that way THE META PICTURE lolzandtrollz:Good Answer

lolzandtrollz:Good Answer

Children, Fail, and Girls: 4:39 1 Tweet tl Heather Retweeted Lisa Britton @LisaBritton Boys are being left behind The stats are there. While our society has been busy empowering girls for decades, boys are falling behind girls in school, more likely to get suspended, fail & drop out. It's time for us to empower ALL children, regardless of their gender! 10:16 AM 5/13/19- Twitter for iPhone 143 Retweets 605 Likes Let’s fight for equality

Let’s fight for equality

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