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bear trap: FUNNIEST THINGS KIDS HAVE SAID TO THEIR TEACHERS Student A I can spel my mom's namel Me: Oh yeah? How do you spes ? Student A: M-0-M Sbudent 8: That's how you spel MY Not reaily overheard, the kid said it directly to me. I was tying a kindergarten boy's shoes, when he casualy tels me "I eat corn every night', then walked away I have a bear trap in my backpack, want to see? A student at my school got suspended for calling the IT teacher a PDFle I sometimes let my first graders eat with me in the classroom for ๆunch club". One day, I was sitting with a group of my six-year- reeding jokes n out of jokes, se telling their the gorite pick his nose? Because he was crary,.) One of m students says, What did the an say to the hair dryer? WHY EACH OTHER? 1 coutd breathe from aughing so hard, and none of my students understood why, They just thought it must have been rely great har dryer joke. My teacher had a wall full of kids saying stupid things One of them was Aren't dnosaurs Write x10 How do you spell x There's a usisen, ending with the year. Every time this kid is near my fe during tis moming reual, she hears im whisper 1912" to hims 1 taught daycare for four years. My favonite was when a four year-old would curse, t usually went lke this: "She. ๆ0ck said, shit.'" "Ms. Fickwitch, they said 'shit."" "wro said shit'?" my dad says you can't say she. My dad says 'shit 1 had astudent who thought the DC in washington DC stood for "da What was Jesus's first name? Not exacthy à dass room but 'sard this whei t worked with kindergarden children, we book them on an outing one aftemoon and an accusing l con ised look epicjohndoe: Nicely Done, Kids
nsfw
bear trap: FUNNIEST THINGS KIDS HAVE SAID TO
 THEIR TEACHERS
 Student A I can spel my mom's namel Me: Oh yeah? How do you
 spes ? Student A: M-0-M Sbudent 8: That's how you spel MY
 Not reaily overheard, the kid said it directly to me. I was tying a
 kindergarten boy's shoes, when he casualy tels me "I eat corn
 every night', then walked away
 I have a bear trap in my backpack, want to see?
 A student at my school got suspended for calling the IT teacher
 a PDFle
 I sometimes let my first graders eat with me in the classroom for
 ๆunch club". One day, I was sitting with a group of my six-year-
 reeding jokes
 n out of jokes, se
 telling their
 the gorite pick his nose? Because he was crary,.) One of m
 students says, What did the an say to the hair dryer? WHY
 EACH OTHER? 1 coutd
 breathe from
 aughing so hard, and none of my students understood why, They
 just thought it must have been rely great har dryer joke.
 My teacher had a wall full of kids saying stupid things
 One of them was Aren't dnosaurs
 Write x10
 How do you spell x
 There's a
 usisen, ending with the year. Every time this kid is near my fe
 during tis moming reual, she hears im whisper 1912" to hims
 1 taught daycare for four years. My favonite was when a four
 year-old would curse, t usually went lke this:
 "She. ๆ0ck said, shit.'" "Ms. Fickwitch, they said 'shit."" "wro
 said shit'?" my dad says you can't say she. My dad says 'shit
 1 had astudent who thought the DC in washington DC stood for "da
 What was Jesus's first name?
 Not exacthy à dass room but 'sard this whei t worked with
 kindergarden children, we book them on an outing one aftemoon and
 an accusing l con ised look
epicjohndoe:

Nicely Done, Kids

epicjohndoe: Nicely Done, Kids

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bear trap: im on a dinner date what do i say shes so cute im so nervous Now see bruh women like to test men. Part of they mission on this earth is to set occasional bear traps for us to see what we say. A big part of being a successful grown ass man is SEEING the traps and walking AROUND them ☺️. One obvious trap is "do I look fat in this?" But that's a easy one. Like if u can't pass that test that's God telling u that u ain't ready for a grown woman yet and u need training wheels for a few more years before u get to that level of bicycle ridery lol. But see some bear traps are trickier. My favorite one is when u talking to a girl in her mid 30s and she hit u with that throwback pic from when she was 20: "OMG lol this came up on Facebook". MEN. STOP. BE CAREFUL. THIS SHIT LOOK INNOCUOUS BUT ISSA BOWL OF HONEY INSIDE A STEEL LEG TRAP THAT'S GON CLOSE ON U AND CRUNCH YO MF BONES UP, LISTEN. Here go the WRONG answer: "LOL HOLY FUCK! There go baby Kim! Lil 20 year old Kim lookin just about fine as FUCK! Look at them titties! Lookin all perky and shit! U prolly ain even need a bra for them miracle titties lol! And them thighs! Thick but no dimples on em FUCK. Look at that smile! Braces fresh off lookin like a LICK! LOL 20 YEAR OLD KIM COULD GET IT!!" Oh no. Oh hell no. *grandmotherly black dude voice* OH NO BAYBEH WHAT IZZU DOIN, LAWWWD BAYBEH. 😂 Here's how she gon reply: "😖", "k", "ew", "wow". U feel me? "Jeez". U GAVE THE WRONG FUCKING ANSWER BRUH. Lemme give u the RIGHT answer: "aw cute. You done glo'd the FUCK up tho - safe to say I met you at the perfect time 😍". Ok? That's a bear who saw the trap, did a small bear trap dance, danced around it, and lived to walk (and run! And dance!) another day. Ok? Copy and paste this response DON'T GET CREATIVE AND PUT IT IN YOUR "own voice" I DON'T TRUST YALL Bless up 😍😂😂😂
bear trap: im on a dinner date what do i say shes
 so cute im so nervous
Now see bruh women like to test men. Part of they mission on this earth is to set occasional bear traps for us to see what we say. A big part of being a successful grown ass man is SEEING the traps and walking AROUND them ☺️. One obvious trap is "do I look fat in this?" But that's a easy one. Like if u can't pass that test that's God telling u that u ain't ready for a grown woman yet and u need training wheels for a few more years before u get to that level of bicycle ridery lol. But see some bear traps are trickier. My favorite one is when u talking to a girl in her mid 30s and she hit u with that throwback pic from when she was 20: "OMG lol this came up on Facebook". MEN. STOP. BE CAREFUL. THIS SHIT LOOK INNOCUOUS BUT ISSA BOWL OF HONEY INSIDE A STEEL LEG TRAP THAT'S GON CLOSE ON U AND CRUNCH YO MF BONES UP, LISTEN. Here go the WRONG answer: "LOL HOLY FUCK! There go baby Kim! Lil 20 year old Kim lookin just about fine as FUCK! Look at them titties! Lookin all perky and shit! U prolly ain even need a bra for them miracle titties lol! And them thighs! Thick but no dimples on em FUCK. Look at that smile! Braces fresh off lookin like a LICK! LOL 20 YEAR OLD KIM COULD GET IT!!" Oh no. Oh hell no. *grandmotherly black dude voice* OH NO BAYBEH WHAT IZZU DOIN, LAWWWD BAYBEH. 😂 Here's how she gon reply: "😖", "k", "ew", "wow". U feel me? "Jeez". U GAVE THE WRONG FUCKING ANSWER BRUH. Lemme give u the RIGHT answer: "aw cute. You done glo'd the FUCK up tho - safe to say I met you at the perfect time 😍". Ok? That's a bear who saw the trap, did a small bear trap dance, danced around it, and lived to walk (and run! And dance!) another day. Ok? Copy and paste this response DON'T GET CREATIVE AND PUT IT IN YOUR "own voice" I DON'T TRUST YALL Bless up 😍😂😂😂

Now see bruh women like to test men. Part of they mission on this earth is to set occasional bear traps for us to see what we say. A big...

bear trap: FUNNIEST THINGS KIDS HAVE SAID TO THEIR TEACHERS Student A I can spel my mom's namel Me: Oh yeah? How do you spes ? Student A: M-0-M Sbudent 8: That's how you spel MY Not reaily overheard, the kid said it directly to me. I was tying a kindergarten boy's shoes, when he casualy tels me "I eat corn every night', then walked away I have a bear trap in my backpack, want to see? A student at my school got suspended for calling the IT teacher a PDFle I sometimes let my first graders eat with me in the classroom for ๆunch club". One day, I was sitting with a group of my six-year- reeding jokes n out of jokes, se telling their the gorite pick his nose? Because he was crary,.) One of m students says, What did the an say to the hair dryer? WHY EACH OTHER? 1 coutd breathe from aughing so hard, and none of my students understood why, They just thought it must have been rely great har dryer joke. My teacher had a wall full of kids saying stupid things One of them was Aren't dnosaurs Write x10 How do you spell x There's a usisen, ending with the year. Every time this kid is near my fe during tis moming reual, she hears im whisper 1912" to hims 1 taught daycare for four years. My favonite was when a four year-old would curse, t usually went lke this: "She. ๆ0ck said, shit.'" "Ms. Fickwitch, they said 'shit."" "wro said shit'?" my dad says you can't say she. My dad says 'shit 1 had astudent who thought the DC in washington DC stood for "da What was Jesus's first name? Not exacthy à dass room but 'sard this whei t worked with kindergarden children, we book them on an outing one aftemoon and an accusing l con ised look <p>Nicely Done, Kids.</p>
nsfw
bear trap: FUNNIEST THINGS KIDS HAVE SAID TO
 THEIR TEACHERS
 Student A I can spel my mom's namel Me: Oh yeah? How do you
 spes ? Student A: M-0-M Sbudent 8: That's how you spel MY
 Not reaily overheard, the kid said it directly to me. I was tying a
 kindergarten boy's shoes, when he casualy tels me "I eat corn
 every night', then walked away
 I have a bear trap in my backpack, want to see?
 A student at my school got suspended for calling the IT teacher
 a PDFle
 I sometimes let my first graders eat with me in the classroom for
 ๆunch club". One day, I was sitting with a group of my six-year-
 reeding jokes
 n out of jokes, se
 telling their
 the gorite pick his nose? Because he was crary,.) One of m
 students says, What did the an say to the hair dryer? WHY
 EACH OTHER? 1 coutd
 breathe from
 aughing so hard, and none of my students understood why, They
 just thought it must have been rely great har dryer joke.
 My teacher had a wall full of kids saying stupid things
 One of them was Aren't dnosaurs
 Write x10
 How do you spell x
 There's a
 usisen, ending with the year. Every time this kid is near my fe
 during tis moming reual, she hears im whisper 1912" to hims
 1 taught daycare for four years. My favonite was when a four
 year-old would curse, t usually went lke this:
 "She. ๆ0ck said, shit.'" "Ms. Fickwitch, they said 'shit."" "wro
 said shit'?" my dad says you can't say she. My dad says 'shit
 1 had astudent who thought the DC in washington DC stood for "da
 What was Jesus's first name?
 Not exacthy à dass room but 'sard this whei t worked with
 kindergarden children, we book them on an outing one aftemoon and
 an accusing l con ised look
<p>Nicely Done, Kids.</p>

<p>Nicely Done, Kids.</p>

bear trap: <p>A) Bear trap</p> <p>B) Yo papa trap</p> <p>C) Redneck trap</p> <p>D) Hipster trap</p> <p>E) All the above</p>
bear trap: <p>A) Bear trap</p>
<p>B) Yo papa trap</p>
<p>C) Redneck trap</p>
<p>D) Hipster trap</p>
<p>E) All the above</p>

<p>A) Bear trap</p> <p>B) Yo papa trap</p> <p>C) Redneck trap</p> <p>D) Hipster trap</p> <p>E) All the above</p>