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Definitely, Grandma, and Hello: coastward answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation coastward scam caller: hello, how are you today? me: great! scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP address has been compromised. I'll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though scam caller: what? me: you really couldn't think of a better lie? scam caller: me: like, my "IP address has been compromised." How, exactly, does an IP address become "compromised"? scam caller: me: I was just wondering, is all scam caller: why did you answer? me: me: what? scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call, then why did you answer? me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me. me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your goal scam caller: my goal? me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an expense scam caller: well, can I scam you? me: me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me? scam caller: yes. can I scam you? me, baffled: sure, you can try scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots right now andI really don't feel like getting up scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won't. scam caller: You answered today. me: .touché? scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day. neko-ritsu Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
Definitely, Grandma, and Hello: coastward
 answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre
 conversation
 coastward
 scam caller: hello, how are you today?
 me: great!
 scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP
 address has been compromised. I'll just need you to
 get in front of your computer so we can get your
 account fixed up
 me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though
 scam caller: what?
 me: you really couldn't think of a better lie?
 scam caller:
 me: like, my "IP address has been compromised."
 How, exactly, does an IP address become
 "compromised"?
 scam caller:
 me: I was just wondering, is all
 scam caller: why did you answer?
 me:
 me: what?
 scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call,
 then why did you answer?
 me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your
 expense
 scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to
 me.
 me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your
 goal
 scam caller: my goal?
 me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother.
 You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an
 expense
 scam caller: well, can I scam you?
 me:
 me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
 scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
 me, baffled: sure, you can try
 scam caller: you need to get in front of your
 computer
 me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots
 right now andI really don't feel like getting up
 scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning,
 then
 me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely
 won't.
 scam caller: You answered today.
 me: .touché?
 scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good
 day.
 neko-ritsu
 Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

Bad, Community, and Funny: ..ooo Verizon 11:48 PM 269010. conversational-allstar + grump.. grumpsepticplier Samantha/ 18 years old/ Loves the Game Grumps/NSP/Starbomb Not following each other Today at 11:43 PM grumpsepticplier Hey. I'm only asking cause l saw this in the tag. But do you still do game grumps rps? conversational-allstar no i. i dont do game grumps rps conversational-allstar i have no idea what would give you that mpression im honestly kind of baffled 000 T-Mobile 12:46 AM game grumps rp Follow -o Write a message GIF ..ooo Verizon 11:48 PM 269010. conversational-allstar + grump.. 000 T-Mobile 2:46 AM ④ 92%- game grumps rp Follow bother to poke holes in it.. [cluttering noise of someone tripping in the dark] "DAMMIT!!" #windwaker #rp meme #rp prompts #rp starters 203 notes conversational-allstar Follow game grumps open rp pm me if interested 68 notes rxsebxd Follow Arin Hanson Sentence Starters LOZ Sequelitis Edition Hey, uh... hey, what are you doing over there? Write a message GIF ..ooo Verizon 11:50 PNM 24%) conversational-allstar + grump.. Because l saw this. It is you isn't it? conversational-allstar well that sure is me i think that was a joke i made at some point i didnt think there was an actual game grumps roleplaying community im. sorry grumpsepticplier Well I'm sorry but to me that's not very funny. At least not now it isn't. conversational-allstar my bad man grumpsepticplier Yeah. It is your bad Say something GIF genjimain: transexualizer: so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut yeah. it is your bad.
Bad, Community, and Funny: ..ooo Verizon
 11:48 PM
 269010.
 conversational-allstar + grump..
 grumpsepticplier
 Samantha/ 18 years old/ Loves the Game
 Grumps/NSP/Starbomb
 Not following each other
 Today at 11:43 PM
 grumpsepticplier
 Hey. I'm only asking cause l saw this in
 the tag. But do you still do game
 grumps rps?
 conversational-allstar
 no i. i dont do game grumps rps
 conversational-allstar
 i have no idea what would give you that
 mpression
 im honestly kind of baffled
 000 T-Mobile
 12:46 AM
 game grumps rp
 Follow
 -o
 Write a message
 GIF

 ..ooo Verizon
 11:48 PM
 269010.
 conversational-allstar + grump..
 000 T-Mobile
 2:46 AM
 ④ 92%-
 game grumps rp
 Follow
 bother to poke holes in it..
 [cluttering noise of someone tripping in the
 dark] "DAMMIT!!"
 #windwaker #rp meme #rp prompts #rp starters
 203 notes
 conversational-allstar Follow
 game grumps open rp pm me
 if interested
 68 notes
 rxsebxd Follow
 Arin Hanson Sentence Starters
 LOZ Sequelitis Edition
 Hey, uh... hey, what are you doing over
 there?
 Write a message
 GIF

 ..ooo Verizon
 11:50 PNM
 24%)
 conversational-allstar + grump..
 Because l saw this. It is you isn't it?
 conversational-allstar
 well that sure is me
 i think that was a joke i made at some
 point
 i didnt think there was an actual game
 grumps roleplaying community
 im. sorry
 grumpsepticplier
 Well I'm sorry but to me that's not very
 funny. At least not now it isn't.
 conversational-allstar
 my bad man
 grumpsepticplier
 Yeah. It is your bad
 Say something
 GIF
genjimain:

transexualizer:

so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

yeah. it is your bad.

genjimain: transexualizer: so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut yeah. it is your bad.

Cute, Nerd, and Yeah: fanboyingduringteatime stephendann spookyhella casually call people "human" to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are re psychoanalyze me#and i turned on him and hissed dont presume patably baffled and terrified an wa and i felt powerful and celestial ll was well Oooh! I have done this a few times One of my favorites is when a religious converter type comes up to me when I'm sitting around. Because they usually have a cold open like "The Lord has called me to you" replying with "Indeed He Has My Child, for He is Pleased With Your Work, and wishes you to know that you are known to Him". Throw inflections into the wrong points in words, but do it with a very calming presence. After all, you're the SMS from the afterlife, you're merely the vessel of the vassal, and nothing scuttles their plans faster than trying to have to process that this very calmly spoken person who InflEcts their words JuiSSSSt quite not riGHt is acknowleding them in an uncomforting way Once they leave, watch them until something blocks the line of site, and then move like lightning to not be there when they glance back. (This is why there are probably some really good rumours in Adelaide about me) I remember this guy once who tried to dare me (the nerd of the group) to do something or another to prove my "manliness" I calmly replied "How cute of you to think I'm human..." and kept walking He stared at me in confusion and when I was several meters away I heard him say "yeah...good point." Social Interaction 401
Cute, Nerd, and Yeah: fanboyingduringteatime
 stephendann
 spookyhella
 casually call people "human" to unsettle them and make them
 question what sort of being you are
 re
 psychoanalyze me#and i turned on him and hissed dont presume
 patably baffled and terrified
 an
 wa
 and i felt powerful and celestial
 ll was well
 Oooh! I have done this a few times
 One of my favorites is when a religious converter type comes up to me
 when I'm sitting around. Because they usually have a cold open
 like "The Lord has called me to you" replying with "Indeed He Has My
 Child, for He is Pleased With Your Work, and wishes you to know that
 you are known to Him". Throw inflections into the wrong points in words,
 but do it with a very calming presence. After all, you're the SMS from the
 afterlife, you're merely the vessel of the vassal, and nothing scuttles their
 plans faster than trying to have to process that this very calmly spoken
 person who InflEcts their words JuiSSSSt quite not riGHt is acknowleding
 them in an uncomforting way
 Once they leave, watch them until something blocks the line of site, and
 then move like lightning to not be there when they glance back.
 (This is why there are probably some really good rumours in Adelaide
 about me)
 I remember this guy once who tried to dare me (the nerd of the group) to do
 something or another to prove my "manliness"
 I calmly replied "How cute of you to think I'm human..." and kept walking
 He stared at me in confusion and when I was several meters away I heard him
 say "yeah...good point."
Social Interaction 401

Social Interaction 401