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God, Best, and Home: 27m Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't billions of microscopic sperm cells but it was just one big sperm cell and everytime you jacked off you had to kill it before it squirmed too far Give Award Share 29 Comments SORT BY BEST Single comment thread. View all comments 100 points 4 hours ago Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and fat you can eat it. God: "eAT THE EDICK Every day we stray further and further from God

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Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and
take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail
wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and
fat you can eat it.
God:
"eAT THE
EDICK
Every day we stray further and further from God

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and everytime you jacked off you
had to kill it before it squirmed too
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Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and
take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail
wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and
fat you can eat it.
God:
"eAT THE
EDICK
Every day we stray further and further from God

Every day we stray further and further from God

Blackpeopletwitter, Head, and Iphone: Noonie @theyloveNoonie So... I made new hall passes for my students... IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT inspise IGHT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT 2:28 PM 17 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone Give this lady an award (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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Head, Iphone, and Twitter: Noonie @theyloveNoonie So... I made new hall passes for my students... IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT inspise IGHT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT 2:28 PM 17 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone Give this lady an award

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Memes, London, and International: DRYWRITE, SOHO THEATRE AND ANNAPURNA THE ATRE THE AWARD-WINNING PLAY FLEABAG LLER-BRIDGE 93 Caught the last performance of Fleabag w Carlos Miranda of the London Mirandas (no relation) Phoebe Waller-Bridge is an international treasure, which you may already know. https://t.co/YcShYlXaxI

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Memes, London, and International: DRYWRITE, SOHO THEATRE AND ANNAPURNA THE ATRE
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Caught the last performance of Fleabag w Carlos Miranda of the London Mirandas (no relation)
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Tits, Best, and What Is: r/AskReddit Posted by u/aplusk41. 8h What is the weirdest thing a complete stranger has done to you? Discussion Award Share 535 487 BEST COMMENTS eljosho1986 5h I got told to "show me your tits" while in a crosswalk. The car had several guys in it. I did, and they cheered. I'm a 6'4" 240 lb very hairy man... It was an interesting experience. 984 Reply 18 more replies ATPA They had us in the first half, not gonna lie NEW

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A friend of mine is a tattoo artist. She got a guy
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insisted it be placed in the same place, exactly the
same. It was a pink butterfly on the right wrist.
When she asked him questions about it, he got
defensive and just wanted to get it done. He was
big guy with a nearly full body of tattoos getting a
pink butterfly on his wrist.
Anyway, she does the tattoo - only took about 30
minutes - and when he saw the finished tattoo he
started to cry. It was his daughter's tattoo, one he
took her to get. She had died a couple of weeks
before in an auto accident, and he wanted to get
her tattoo as a memorial. When he tried to explain
beforehand, he kept getting choked up and got
defensive automatically (as guys often do).
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A friend of mine is a tattoo artist. She got a guy
come in with a photo of a tattoo on someone and
insisted it be placed in the same place, exactly the
same. It was a pink butterfly on the right wrist.
When she asked him questions about it, he got
defensive and just wanted to get it done. He was
big guy with a nearly full body of tattoos getting a
pink butterfly on his wrist.
Anyway, she does the tattoo - only took about 30
minutes - and when he saw the finished tattoo he
started to cry. It was his daughter's tattoo, one he
took her to get. She had died a couple of weeks
before in an auto accident, and he wanted to get
her tattoo as a memorial. When he tried to explain
beforehand, he kept getting choked up and got
defensive automatically (as guys often do).
Reply
856
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Tattoo wholesomeness.

Tattoo wholesomeness.

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A little late to the party but I like donating to those "Need money
for school/art supplies/gamedev, donate and Ill draw what you
want" art streams. I go after the ones who have work ethic and
ability but lack a large fanbase.
What I like to do is anonymously donate x2 their commission rate
or outright buy their needed thing for them on stream, and make
my request something easy like drawing their favorite character.
It makes my week seeing the reactions.
I do it because I was once dreamt about succeeding in the game
industry as an artist, but had money barriers. I ground out a ton
of work, succeeded, and now make good money in AAA, so now I
get to help out others.
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A little late to the party but I like donating to those "Need money
for school/art supplies/gamedev, donate and Ill draw what you
want" art streams. I go after the ones who have work ethic and
ability but lack a large fanbase.
What I like to do is anonymously donate x2 their commission rate
or outright buy their needed thing for them on stream, and make
my request something easy like drawing their favorite character.
It makes my week seeing the reactions.
I do it because I was once dreamt about succeeding in the game
industry as an artist, but had money barriers. I ground out a ton
of work, succeeded, and now make good money in AAA, so now I
get to help out others.
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Money, Party, and School: r/AskReddit Posted by u/diedeer 13h ? S 1 people who donate a lot of money to streamers, whats your job? why are you so generous? Discussion 3.7k Share 33.9k Award BEST COMMENTS designthatdream 5h A little late to the party but I like donating to those "Need money for school/art supplies/gamedev, donate and Ill draw what you want" art streams. I go after the ones who have work ethic and ability but lack a large fanbase. What I like to do is anonymously donate x2 their commission rate or outright buy their needed thing for them on stream, and make my request something easy like drawing their favorite character. It makes my week seeing the reactions. I do it because I was once dreamt about succeeding in the game industry as an artist, but had money barriers. I ground out a ton of work, succeeded, and now make good money in AAA, so now I get to help out others. 1 164 Reply Paying it forward

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A little late to the party but I like donating to those "Need money
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want" art streams. I go after the ones who have work ethic and
ability but lack a large fanbase.
What I like to do is anonymously donate x2 their commission rate
or outright buy their needed thing for them on stream, and make
my request something easy like drawing their favorite character.
It makes my week seeing the reactions.
I do it because I was once dreamt about succeeding in the game
industry as an artist, but had money barriers. I ground out a ton
of work, succeeded, and now make good money in AAA, so now I
get to help out others.
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A little late to the party but I like donating to those "Need money
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want" art streams. I go after the ones who have work ethic and
ability but lack a large fanbase.
What I like to do is anonymously donate x2 their commission rate
or outright buy their needed thing for them on stream, and make
my request something easy like drawing their favorite character.
It makes my week seeing the reactions.
I do it because I was once dreamt about succeeding in the game
industry as an artist, but had money barriers. I ground out a ton
of work, succeeded, and now make good money in AAA, so now I
get to help out others.
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Reply
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Bad, Fail, and God: GrizFyrFyter1 102d My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if didn't make it for her. . I asked about it t once and her response was "it just taste better when you make it". Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup. the_dapper_minion 102d I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting around to find me. Once a body part is located she attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the little things. Mitz_Fitz 103d Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have. God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me wardog1066 102d 3 1 Award Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we will find each other again and she always smiles when she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've never told her this for fear she will become aware of it and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees me. I get misty if I think too hard about it. Men talking about the women they love

Bad, Fail, and God: GrizFyrFyter1 102d
My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if
didn't make it for her.
.
I asked about it t once and her response was "it just
taste better when you make it".
Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
the_dapper_minion 102d
I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy
sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she
does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting
around to find me. Once a body part is located she
attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol
most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the
little things.
Mitz_Fitz 103d
Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike
accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and
lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have.
God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me
wardog1066 102d
3 1 Award
Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but
when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we
will find each other again and she always smiles when
she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can
bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've
never told her this for fear she will become aware of it
and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees
me. I get misty if I think too hard about it.
Men talking about the women they love

Bad, Fail, and God: GrizFyrFyter1 102d
My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if
didn't make it for her.
.
I asked about it t once and her response was "it just
taste better when you make it".
Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
the_dapper_minion 102d
I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy
sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she
does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting
around to find me. Once a body part is located she
attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol
most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the
little things.
Mitz_Fitz 103d
Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike
accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and
lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have.
God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me
wardog1066 102d
3 1 Award
Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but
when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we
will find each other again and she always smiles when
she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can
bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've
never told her this for fear she will become aware of it
and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees
me. I get misty if I think too hard about it.
Men talking about the women they love

Men talking about the women they love

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What about Python? It got Best Programming Language of the year award.
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couple days ago at a mosque in Norway and the 65
year old worshiper, Mohamed Rafiq, who whooped his
ass.
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(YousefMunayyer)))
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(YousefMunayyer)))
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I gotta say, if my ideology told me I was a genetically
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an unarmed brown elder three times my age, l'd start
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12:30 AM Aug 13, 2019 Twitter for Android
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Bad, Fail, and God: GrizFyrFyter1 102d My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if didn't make it for her. . I asked about it t once and her response was "it just taste better when you make it". Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup. the_dapper_minion 102d I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting around to find me. Once a body part is located she attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the little things. Mitz_Fitz 103d Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have. God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me wardog1066 102d 3 1 Award Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we will find each other again and she always smiles when she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've never told her this for fear she will become aware of it and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees me. I get misty if I think too hard about it. browsedankmemes: Men talking about the women they love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2ZuCMd2

Bad, Fail, and God: GrizFyrFyter1 102d
My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if
didn't make it for her.
.
I asked about it t once and her response was "it just
taste better when you make it".
Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
the_dapper_minion 102d
I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy
sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she
does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting
around to find me. Once a body part is located she
attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol
most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the
little things.
Mitz_Fitz 103d
Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike
accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and
lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have.
God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me
wardog1066 102d
3 1 Award
Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but
when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we
will find each other again and she always smiles when
she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can
bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've
never told her this for fear she will become aware of it
and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees
me. I get misty if I think too hard about it.
browsedankmemes:

Men talking about the women they love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2ZuCMd2

Bad, Fail, and God: GrizFyrFyter1 102d
My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if
didn't make it for her.
.
I asked about it t once and her response was "it just
taste better when you make it".
Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
the_dapper_minion 102d
I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy
sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she
does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting
around to find me. Once a body part is located she
attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol
most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the
little things.
Mitz_Fitz 103d
Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike
accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and
lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have.
God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me
wardog1066 102d
3 1 Award
Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but
when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we
will find each other again and she always smiles when
she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can
bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've
never told her this for fear she will become aware of it
and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees
me. I get misty if I think too hard about it.
browsedankmemes:

Men talking about the women they love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2ZuCMd2

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ELLEN PAGE
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THAT CAME BACK
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SHINES IN THIS STORY OF MIRACLES AND FRIENDSHIP
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rubyfruitjumble:

srmxy:

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wait I looked it up and “ghost cat” and “the cat that came back” are literally the same movie that was released under two different names and apparently they just tried to market it separately as a thriller and as a heartwarming family film???

What

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I DOWNLOADED
GHOST
HEADG
REQUA
MO

ELLEN PAGE
GHOSTCAT
ELLEN PAGE SHINES AS THE LEAD IN THIS
SUSPENSEFUL SUPERNATUURAL DRAMA"

ELLEN PAGE
THE CAT
THAT CAME BACK
"ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTRESS ELLEN PAGE
SHINES IN THIS STORY OF MIRACLES AND FRIENDSHIP
STUART ALSON, INDEPENDENT FILM QUARTERLY
kyrkovisan:

rubyfruitjumble:

srmxy:

Ellen Page’s early filmography looks like it was Photoshopped for an Arrested Development gag.

wait I looked it up and “ghost cat” and “the cat that came back” are literally the same movie that was released under two different names and apparently they just tried to market it separately as a thriller and as a heartwarming family film???

What

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Genius, Sleeping, and Mom: "He didn't want to take a bath, so I took a
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with cockroaches. Now he takes a bath 10
times a day." -Genius Mom of Boys
Mom of the year award goes to…

Genius, Sleeping, and Mom: "He didn't want to take a bath, so I took a
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with cockroaches. Now he takes a bath 10
times a day." -Genius Mom of Boys
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App Store, Best, and Neighbors: O 71% App Store l 13:42 r/AskReddit u/EskildDood 14h 1 S 2 Redditors with thin walls, what have you heard in your apartment? Discussion 48.4k 11.1k Share BEST COMMENTS SurvivingJupiter 9h S 1 Award I can hear when my neighbors vacuum. Our building tends to vaccuum together as a result. I hear my upstairs neighbor and go "oh hey i should vaccuum havent done that in awhile and its already noisy". Then my downstairs neighbor and my left hand neighbor start vacuuming. It's kinda hilarious. My right hand neighbor doesn't vaccuum with us but does sing opera while doing dishes. Reply 4.5k 13 MORE REPLIES Add a comment

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I can hear when my neighbors vacuum. Our
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should vaccuum havent done that in awhile and
its already noisy". Then my downstairs neighbor
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