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Trashy, Who, and Photo: 25m ago These four assholes who covered a disabled woman with flour and eggs ...then posed for a photo
Trashy, Who, and Photo: 25m ago
These four assholes who covered a disabled woman with flour and eggs ...then posed for a photo

These four assholes who covered a disabled woman with flour and eggs ...then posed for a photo

Bitch, Candy, and Children: C16 people recently commented. a Search Facebook is wit and 22 others 19 mins Salem/Keizer Crime I am beyond shaken right now and my tears are proof of that. Today I went into Hobby Lobby to grab things needed for a large candy cake. There was no parking up front so a parked on the end of an isle next to this Jeep. Didn't think anything of it when I hopped out and headed inside.... 57 minutes ago When I can out 35 min later heard Bloodcurdling screams coming from the Jeep. It was a scream of pain almost....for a young child. There were two kids LOCKED inside a closed, hot window tinted jeep. They had been in there before I had went in and they were both strapped into car seats.I called 911 immediately and BROKE the window with a spark plug from a lady's car. That woman and I grabbed both kids who were drenched in sweat both red beyond words. t immediately jumped in my car because the littlest one (maybe two months old was becoming very lethargic...I just kept pleading with 911 to hurry because the little one didn't look to well I'm a reporter with KATU who lives in Salem. I asked Salem police about reports of two children being rescued from a hot vehicle outside Hobby Lobby Friday and this is what Lt. Treven Upkes, a police spokesman, told me: I took this picture when they told me1 could leave after taking mine and the other by standard who helped.... information and STILL the mother or father had not come out from wherever. What's the cop tell me???? The owner can technically press charges against you if they want for breaking their window! 088 "Gotta love social media... The only call we had with a grey Jeep at Hobby Lobby was of an unconscious man in the Jeep. He was eventually taken by medics to Salem Health where he walked away prior to treatment. I looked at him and said "Tell the bitch to bring it on! I will gladly take whatever judgement entered against me by any judge but I will have a say in a court room on an open docket that will be public record on how much of a cunt of a mother she is that she could leave two helpless infants locked in a car when the heat index inside is over 100 degrees."! Hey.....iresponsible, life skill lacking assholes of a parent who would ever leave your child along in a locked car on a hot summer day deserves to be put under a jail!!! Both babies on the way to the hospital without a parent because their body temperatures were too high Sorry, there was no dramatic rescue of two dying children by a concerned cake decorator." I'm going to take my streaked tear filled face and snotty running nose back home and hug my baby tight who know is safe at home in a very cool environment. Smfh.... eWhat is wrong with people ?!? 108 Comments 139 Like Comment Write a comment... Gl Nncation Wah Meru News Feed Friends Marketpiace Literally none of these things happened
Bitch, Candy, and Children: C16 people recently commented.
 a Search Facebook
 is wit
 and 22 others
 19 mins
 Salem/Keizer Crime
 I am beyond shaken right now and my tears are proof of that. Today I went
 into Hobby Lobby to grab things needed for a large candy cake. There was
 no parking up front so a parked on the end of an isle next to this Jeep.
 Didn't think anything of it when I hopped out and headed inside....
 57 minutes ago
 When I can out 35 min later heard Bloodcurdling screams coming from
 the Jeep. It was a scream of pain almost....for a young child. There were
 two kids LOCKED inside a closed, hot window tinted jeep. They had been
 in there before I had went in and they were both strapped into car seats.I
 called 911 immediately and BROKE the window with a spark plug from a
 lady's car. That woman and I grabbed both kids who were drenched in
 sweat both red beyond words. t immediately jumped in my car because the
 littlest one (maybe two months old was becoming very lethargic...I just
 kept pleading with 911 to hurry because the little one didn't look to well
 I'm a reporter with KATU who lives in Salem. I asked
 Salem police about reports of two children being rescued
 from a hot vehicle outside Hobby Lobby Friday and this is
 what Lt. Treven Upkes, a police spokesman, told me:
 I took this picture when they told me1 could leave after taking mine and
 the other by standard who helped.... information and STILL the mother or
 father had not come out from wherever. What's the cop tell me???? The
 owner can technically press charges against you if they want for breaking
 their window! 088
 "Gotta love social media... The only call we had with a
 grey Jeep at Hobby Lobby was of an unconscious man in
 the Jeep. He was eventually taken by medics to Salem
 Health where he walked away prior to treatment.
 I looked at him and said "Tell the bitch to bring it on! I will gladly take
 whatever judgement entered against me by any judge but I will have a say
 in a court room on an open docket that will be public record on how much
 of a cunt of a mother she is that she could leave two helpless infants
 locked in a car when the heat index inside is over 100 degrees."!
 Hey.....iresponsible, life skill lacking assholes of a parent who would ever
 leave your child along in a locked car on a hot summer day deserves to be
 put under a jail!!!
 Both babies on the way to the hospital without a parent because their body
 temperatures were too high
 Sorry, there was no dramatic rescue of two dying children
 by a concerned cake decorator."
 I'm going to take my streaked tear filled face and snotty running nose back
 home and hug my baby tight who know is safe at home in a very cool
 environment. Smfh.... eWhat is wrong with people ?!?
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Beautiful, Girls, and Lol: 21% 12% 2:15 1:58 BDN Aley Sent you a Snap! whatever something you added me because of my looks did you not idk what it is BDN that's your business Lol yeah please tell me they aren't thugs! BDN Wearing durags and stuff It's not you don't know anything about me! ME I'm better than other guys because I'm different not all black men are thugs..... I'm not an asshole and I don't cheat or I don't do .BDN stuff like that! Lol I know that but the ones on tinder probably are ME ME and how many people are you actually talking to right now not all of them a lot of them are really nice .BDN .BDN A few other girls Lol yeah that's what they all say ME | Of course all the dudes who are assholes and don't and how many of them actually like you deserve the most beautiful girls somehow get them..BDN while nice loyal guys like myself are stuck with no All of them are still talking to me one!!!!!!!!! Lol so obviously you're insane! And that is a fact so don't deny it! 1ME ME no im just not that into you i didn't deny anything... it's okay but maybe it's because the "nice guys" like you are pushy and clingy and entitled you seem nice in some ways but i dont like you like that not all guys who get girls are assholes im sorry and if you think that way i can refer you to a good friend of mine.. not everyone likes me but other people do and the people who don't aren't insane they just... .BDN don't like me No I'm not at all! just want a girl to like me for a chance that's all!! Send a chat Send a chat i said "you're not really my type" as politely as i could and...
Beautiful, Girls, and Lol: 21%
 12%
 2:15
 1:58
 BDN
 Aley
 Sent you a Snap!
 whatever
 something
 you added me because of my looks did you not
 idk what it is
 BDN
 that's your business
 Lol yeah please tell me they aren't thugs!
 BDN
 Wearing durags and stuff
 It's not you don't know anything about me!
 ME
 I'm better than other guys because I'm different
 not all black men are thugs.....
 I'm not an asshole and I don't cheat or I don't do
 .BDN
 stuff like that!
 Lol I know that but the ones on tinder probably are
 ME
 ME
 and how many people are you actually talking to
 right now
 not all of them
 a lot of them are really nice
 .BDN
 .BDN
 A few other girls
 Lol yeah that's what they all say
 ME
 |
 Of course all the dudes who are assholes and don't
 and how many of them actually like you
 deserve the most beautiful girls somehow get them..BDN
 while nice loyal guys like myself are stuck with no
 All of them are still talking to me
 one!!!!!!!!!
 Lol so obviously you're insane!
 And that is a fact so don't deny it!
 1ME
 ME
 no im just not that into you
 i didn't deny anything...
 it's okay
 but maybe it's because the "nice guys" like you are
 pushy and clingy and entitled
 you seem nice in some ways but i dont like you like
 that
 not all guys who get girls are assholes
 im sorry
 and if you think that way i can refer you to a good
 friend of mine..
 not everyone likes me but other people do
 and the people who don't aren't insane they just...
 .BDN
 don't like me
 No I'm not at all!
 just want a girl to like me for a chance that's all!!
 Send a chat
 Send a chat
i said "you're not really my type" as politely as i could and...

i said "you're not really my type" as politely as i could and...

Dodgeball, Friends, and Funny: 07/18/19(Thu)22:10:19 No.805004015 Anonymous >be me >long while ago >first year of middle school >meet up with a group of kids who also play clash of clans in cafeteria before class 54 KB JPG >this one kid, let's call him Oscar, is a bit off >he raises his voice over the smallest things and rages when anybody crosses him >day: Monday >arrive in math class >class starts >Oscar seems frustrated, and the teacher sees he forgot his homework >rage 25% look in his eyes and he starts counting down from 10 >he calms down and the teacher moves on with class >day: Tuesday >enter cafeteria before class, eating with Clan >hear a pound on a table and turn to see Oscar red in the face angrily exclaiming that they are out of ketchup for hash browns >50% rage in eyes >kitchen staff rush to get him a full bottle of ketchup >rage leaves eyes, day goes on >day: Wednesday >gym class >Oscar is talking mad shit to opposing dodgeball team >Game starts >the entire enemy team only targeted Oscar to spite him for like 5 minutes >Oscar starts hyperventilating and his eyes fill with rage >75% rage in fact >kids get tired of shitting on Oscar and he calms down >day: Thursday >science class so various rocks and hammers and >in geology unit, an array of testing sandpaper are lying around >someone thinks to pull a prank on Oscar >him and his friends all get paper towels and start rubbing it between their hands >they say it feels really good if you do it >they hand Oscar the finest sandpaper when he asks to try "ow it hurts" >they tell him it won't work if he stops >he does this until the joints of his hand start to bleed, his hand completely smooth and raw from the sandpaper >he is writhing in pain from hands and starts to yell "YOU ASSHOLES, YOU FUCKED WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME!" He grabs a hammer and a yardstick from the workstation and duel wielded them to beat the group >l find it funny, and chuckle to myself >he does a 180, and hits me with a geode, bruising my arm >mfw I've been struck by a smooth criminal 2 Replies/1 Image View Thread anon has an encounter
Dodgeball, Friends, and Funny: 07/18/19(Thu)22:10:19 No.805004015
 Anonymous
 >be me
 >long while ago
 >first year of middle school
 >meet up with a group of kids who
 also play clash of clans in cafeteria
 before class
 54 KB JPG
 >this one kid, let's call him Oscar, is a
 bit off
 >he raises his voice over the smallest things and
 rages when anybody crosses him
 >day: Monday
 >arrive in math class
 >class starts
 >Oscar seems frustrated, and the teacher sees he
 forgot his homework
 >rage 25% look in his eyes and he starts counting
 down from 10
 >he calms down and the teacher moves on with
 class
 >day: Tuesday
 >enter cafeteria before class, eating with Clan
 >hear a pound on a table and turn to see Oscar red in
 the face angrily exclaiming that they are out of
 ketchup for hash browns
 >50% rage in eyes
 >kitchen staff rush to get him a full bottle of ketchup
 >rage leaves eyes, day goes on
 >day: Wednesday
 >gym class
 >Oscar is talking mad shit to opposing dodgeball
 team
 >Game starts
 >the entire enemy team only targeted Oscar to spite
 him for like 5 minutes
 >Oscar starts hyperventilating and his eyes fill with
 rage
 >75% rage in fact
 >kids get tired of shitting on Oscar and he calms
 down
 >day: Thursday
 >science class
 so various rocks and hammers and
 >in geology unit,
 an array of testing sandpaper are lying around
 >someone thinks to pull a prank on Oscar
 >him and his friends all get paper towels and start
 rubbing it between their hands
 >they say it feels really good if you do it
 >they hand Oscar the finest sandpaper when he asks
 to try
 "ow it hurts"
 >they tell him it won't work if he stops
 >he does this until the joints of his hand start to
 bleed, his hand completely smooth and raw from the
 sandpaper
 >he is writhing in pain from hands and starts to yell
 "YOU ASSHOLES, YOU FUCKED WITH ME FOR THE
 LAST TIME!"
 He grabs a hammer and a yardstick from the
 workstation and duel wielded them to beat the group
 >l find it funny, and chuckle to myself
 >he does a 180, and hits me with a geode, bruising
 my arm
 >mfw I've been struck by a smooth criminal
 2 Replies/1 Image
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anon has an encounter

anon has an encounter

Crazy, Fucking, and Life: Donatello/Michelangelo View high resolution ethermaster: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading "donatello/michelangelo"] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart I'm gonna let you in on a secret That aint renaissance fanart O things you You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see begin to imagine. I have to read people's Robespierre smut and their cannot questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? assume it's being used Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell "STOP" in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the tiny scrap of one innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3Tagofthe Day is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don't fuck. They don't fuck each other. They don't fuck humans. They don't fuck in real life and they don't fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming Turtles Don’t Fuck
Crazy, Fucking, and Life: Donatello/Michelangelo
 View high resolution
 ethermaster:
 ao3tagoftheday:
 [Image Description: Tag reading "donatello/michelangelo"]
 The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart
 I'm gonna let you in on a secret
 That aint renaissance fanart
 O
 things you
 You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I
 see
 begin to imagine. I have to read people's Robespierre smut and their
 cannot
 questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so
 jaded that,
 when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance
 without context, I just
 as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue?
 assume it's being used
 Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you
 from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell
 "STOP" in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you
 So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the
 tiny scrap of
 one
 innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3Tagofthe Day is now that
 turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They
 don't fuck. They don't fuck each other. They don't fuck humans. They don't fuck
 in real life and they don't fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance
 painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel
 ceiling
 There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled
 programming
Turtles Don’t Fuck

Turtles Don’t Fuck

Ass, Bad, and Be Like: 13> Wi Yesterday at 11:01 AM See why do dudes get a bad name because that really makes me mad because I'm not a bad dude it's like Who's free oday for real man why do you got to downgrade dudes females can be assholes too 17h Like Reply Gtfo I always see all your whiney desperate ass posts that ahit is why girls be like that to you Imao all mad at me cause i dont wanna chill with all you creops wha inbox ma weird shit you gat all offended so the "weird dude shoe fit ya guess (females,not you weird dudes 17h Like Reply 13 27 Comments Dude I've never said a motherfuking rd to you I've never texted you not ce so you beller walch who the Lie Comment ite a comment AM 14 Sk e 13> ord to vou l' Dude I've never said a motherfuking word to you I've never texted you not once so you better watch who the mother f*** you talkin to like that Daniel Active Now Forward this message to more than 9 people of your contacts and it will be free of life for you to watch and it will turn green the ball of above do it and you will see 3 16h Like Reply Today is not a good day to get me going I can promise you that boo 16h Like Reply 4:56 PM You think you're f***funny trash at me like that I'm YOU COMMENTED ON MY SHIT CRYING OVER NOTHING. GET OFF f*Facebook you haven't seen me pissed off yet little girl I got a f**** temper that you don't want to f**see the last do the piss me off broke his f****neck I'm not THEN BITCH CAUSE I AINT AFRAID TO ROAST ANYONE YOU WEAK ASF 16h Reply Like going to hit you but I will cost you the f*out don't f** trash me on f****** Facebook yikes sorry Daniel 16h Like Reply View 3 previous replies kyrar Wingard YESTERDAY AT 4:57 PM Write a comment... Aa damnit daniel
Ass, Bad, and Be Like: 13>
 Wi
 Yesterday at 11:01 AM
 See why do dudes get a bad name
 because that really makes me mad
 because I'm not a bad dude it's like
 Who's free oday
 for real man why do you got to
 downgrade dudes females can be
 assholes too
 17h Like Reply
 Gtfo I always see all your whiney
 desperate ass posts that ahit is why
 girls be like that to you Imao all mad
 at me cause i dont wanna chill with
 all you creops wha inbox ma weird
 shit you gat all offended so
 the "weird dude shoe fit ya
 guess
 (females,not you weird dudes
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 rd to you I've never texted you not
 ce so you beller walch who the
 Lie
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 ord to vou l'
 Dude I've never said a motherfuking
 word to you I've never texted you not
 once so you better watch who the
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 Daniel
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 Forward this message to
 more than 9 people of your
 contacts and it will be free of
 life for you to watch and it will
 turn green the ball of above
 do it and you will see
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 Today is not a good day to get me
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 You think you're f***funny
 trash at me like that I'm
 YOU COMMENTED ON MY SHIT
 CRYING OVER NOTHING. GET OFF
 f*Facebook you haven't
 seen me pissed off yet little
 girl I got a f**** temper that
 you don't want to f**see
 the last do the piss me off
 broke his f****neck I'm not
 THEN BITCH CAUSE I AINT AFRAID
 TO ROAST ANYONE YOU WEAK
 ASF
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