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Being Alone, Apparently, and Ass: Profile Ever since I was a kid, I loved playing the Sonic the hedgehog games, but I wasn't good at them as I couldn't get past the second or third stages. Then one day, when playing Sonic the hedgehog 3, decided to play as Tails just for fun, and I became good at Sonic 3 all of a sudden, I could play past the stages I couldn't before, and even get close to the final stages of the games, and it was all because of Tails, his gameplay style was just right for me, and if it wasn't for him I wouldn't of experienced the amazing games. I even loved playing as Tails in other games he's in as a kid, and still do. (That was my first step into loving Tails, next was his character.) I've been bullied a lot in my life at school, even the teachers bullied me, and my only friend had to leave for a very, very long time (But I've reunited with him now, and are still friends to this day, I also have a lot of new friends as well.) But there was this new teacher that I was friends with, we even had one thing very in common, and that was our love for Spider-man. Spider-man was my hero, every day I would dress up as him, and liked to pretend to be him. Last year I got back into Sonic and I remembered Tails being my favorite, so I tried to learn everything I didn't know already about him, and I found out that he's very close to me with personally and back story, he's also now my biggest inspiration and I even dream to voice act him one day, which would actually go down in history as Īwould be the first adult male who has voiced him, and can actually do the voice. ieven found out how badly he has been treated in the newer 3D games to a point that he's not even the same character anymore. But I'm glad that in Sonic mania he's himself there Here is what I would list as essentials in Tails' art Seeing him covered with oil: (Look, Tails is a hard worker and there is for some reason a lack of Tails being a messy engineer, so l would love to see more of this.) Masturbating himself off with his twin tails: (There is only one image of this, and I think it's cute that he is jerking himself off with the thing he once thought was a curse.) Actually having Tails looking like himself (This is something I can't even believe I have to say, but I wouldn't be gay for him or think he's sexy if didn't like the way he actually looks like, so Tails with wide hips, a big ass, or a face that's not even close is not only very gross but offensive as well. Tails is a guy, respect him as one. Please.) Having a smallI, medium, or even big, sized dick (I don't do monster cock, but sometimes I will make an exception.) IMPORTANT Being top with the guys: (Tails being top in gay art is so good! Too bad though there's like, 3% of him being top and 97% of him being bottom, and I wish that it could be more even. So artist, could you please make more images of Tails topping in gay art, please.. I'm literally forced to like something I don't, and that's Tails being bottom. And might I add that out of the 3 other people I know that absolutely love Tails as a character also don't like him bottom, giving me the theory that people that actually know and love his character don't even like the art he always receives and instead you attract others that don't know nor care about Tails, absolutely defeating the purpose of actually really making something real Tails fans want.) IMPORTANT Respect his dick. Respect him: Okay I need to let this be known to anyone reading this. Tails' NSFW art is a fucking disgrace to a badass and manly character. I can't even believe how disgustingly disrespectful and hateful the art fucking is. I honestly hate even having to talk about the abusive and vile shit that gets drawn daily, and to make things worse, people make a living off of drawing my absolute favourite character as if he was a joke: As if he isn't manly or badass.. I can't believe this is actually real... And as a fan of Tails am I suppose to "like" this? Am I meant to be "happy" my favourite character gets treated like dirt? Well I'm not!! I hate anyone who likes or has even made this garbage content to lessen his value or worth. Anyone who is my enemy will feel my fucking wrath I swearl!! Though a apology of your wrong doing will free you from this wrath of mine Him being badass, cute, and cuddly (Hey don't think I would count you SFW artist out, though this also does go towards NSWF as well.) I don't really know how to end this, so I'll just say. I love Tails! There is this video on YouTube by Drabaz Doug, called "Pain to Power - (An Inspirational Gohan Tribute) DBZ AMV" https://youtu.be/EkCs DNS8ATC Tails' NSFW is one of the biggest shits I've ever seen, not only did I expect better for Tails when joined the furry porn community, but I thought he was a beloved character. My nearly one year time spent in this community has drastically changed me and my false perception that Tails was liked. honestly feel attacked for liking Tails, because apparently Tails is a joke and means nothing to everyone, and because I actually have feelings towards Tails, then fuck me too, right What I find even more shit is when Tails would to fucking top for once in gay art, you get comments from these same people on IB every time on the content who are selfish assholes that have no right to say disrespectful stuff on that content, I don't understand why those people feel the need to come onto a rare supportive Tails picture that actually respects Tails only to talk bad about Tails and how he's "supposed to be treated like shit and get abused." Fuck you if you're one to do that, you already have millions of your Tails hate content, can you actually leave us Tails fans alone to enjoy what few we actual have to enjoy? Weeks ago I was looking at Twitter and I came across a Twitter account of someone who would RP Tails as a big dick top always with women and men, but after like two months the account disappeared never to be seen again. And I know exactly why, because he also hated Tails being bottom to both females and males all the fucking time, and he would repost these disrespectful images only to say "wow, Tails getting power bottomed by woman. Again. Isn't that sad that someone was like, "man Tails is badass surely his NSFW should reflect that?" But no, the opposite happens... Guess what? I was expecting the same! And also got disappointed... Usually when I talk about Tails being a hated character, people think I'm stupid for saying that, "because Tails gets all the girls". I don't know about that when artist don't draw Tails with females for the intent of Tails being praised, surely people should realize this when images with Tails and women are all about the females abusing Tails and have Tails being treated as if he's nothing but a toy because fuck Tails apparently. he for some reason doesn't deserve the Spider-Man 2 line "carefully, he's a hero" What about the cucking? People like to believe DreamcastZX1/SuperBunnyGT cucks Tails because "Tails gets respected all the time". Are you fucking kidding me? If that was why he would cuck anyone, you would be seeing Shadow, Silver, or Knuckles being cucked, not Tails. And if Tails was respected all the time, I as someone who only looks at Tails art wouldn't be complaining along with plenty others about Tails' art only being absurdly disrespectful all the time. DreamcastZX1/SuperBunnyGT cucks Tails because he generally hates Tails, even going as so far to disallow people to commission anything that has Tails depicted in a positive light. And worst of all, he inspired others to cuck Tails as well. Fuck DreamcastZX1/SuperBunny! e's a total bitch and I'm glad he's gone! But that doesn't stop the possibility of others trying to continue his shit cucking of Tails legacy And don't get me started on how people treat Tails as if he's a slut or a dick girl all the time! Whatever baseless crap makes people think the manly and high IQ Tails is somehow girly or a slut is fucking crazy! Are you people stupid, or talking about a completely different character? While Sonic somewhat gets the same treatment, realize that it's not really a problem because Sonic actually has plenty of artist's that treat him like king, and they at least draw Sonic respectfully muscular or accurately on model, unlike Tails.. Like I didn't sign up to look at Tails porn to see Tails wearing female clothing or make up, god shit like that is Seriously do people like what artists usually make Tails looking like? Kinda defeats the sexual appeal of Tails' young and manly appearance doesn't it? And the ass thing? How does a character who doesn't even have a ass get treated as if he does like all the time? it's ridiculous! He literally has the same body as the Mario brothers one way ticket to vomiting Again, I feel hated for actually liking Tails, and am I a freak for finding what he actually looks like attractive? Or at least him being given a muscular body if he must be drawn with a humanoid body? Isn't true love about loving someone for who they are and that you wouldn't change anything about them? And instead you change to be with them? It's now time for the people to speak up, as we want Tails to top consistently! I spent some time gathering screenshots of lots of people wanting Tails to top more. Guy writes an essay on why you can't draw porn of Tails that doesn't align with his tastes.
Being Alone, Apparently, and Ass: Profile
 Ever since I was a kid, I loved playing the Sonic the hedgehog games, but I wasn't good at them as I
 couldn't get past the second or third stages. Then one day, when playing Sonic the hedgehog 3,
 decided to play as Tails just for fun, and I became good at Sonic 3 all of a sudden, I could play past the
 stages I couldn't before, and even get close to the final stages of the games, and it was all because of
 Tails, his gameplay style was just right for me, and if it wasn't for him I wouldn't of experienced the
 amazing games. I even loved playing as Tails in other games he's in as a kid, and still do. (That was
 my first step into loving Tails, next was his character.) I've been bullied a lot in my life at school, even
 the teachers bullied me, and my only friend had to leave for a very, very long time
 (But I've reunited with him now, and are still friends to this day, I also have a lot of new friends as well.)
 But there was this new teacher that I was friends with, we even had one thing very in common, and
 that was our love for Spider-man. Spider-man was my hero, every day I would dress up as him, and
 liked to pretend to be him. Last year I got back into Sonic and I remembered Tails being my favorite, so
 I tried to learn everything I didn't know already about him, and I found out that he's very close to me
 with personally and back story, he's also now my biggest inspiration and I even dream to voice act him
 one day, which would actually go down in history as Īwould be the first adult male who has voiced him,
 and can actually do the voice. ieven found out how badly he has been treated in the newer 3D games
 to a point that he's not even the same character anymore. But I'm glad that in Sonic mania he's himself
 there
 Here is what I would list as essentials in Tails' art
 Seeing him covered with oil:
 (Look, Tails is a hard worker and there is for some reason a lack of Tails being a messy engineer, so l
 would love to see more of this.)
 Masturbating himself off with his twin tails:
 (There is only one image of this, and I think it's cute that he is jerking himself off with the thing he once
 thought was a curse.)
 Actually having Tails looking like himself
 (This is something I can't even believe I have to say, but I wouldn't be gay for him or think he's sexy if
 didn't like the way he actually looks like, so Tails with wide hips, a big ass, or a face that's not even
 close is not only very gross but offensive as well. Tails is a guy, respect him as one. Please.)
 Having a smallI, medium, or even big, sized dick
 (I don't do monster cock, but sometimes I will make an exception.)
 IMPORTANT
 Being top with the guys:
 (Tails being top in gay art is so good! Too bad though there's like, 3% of him being top and 97% of him
 being bottom, and I wish that it could be more even. So artist, could you please make more images of
 Tails topping in gay art, please.. I'm literally forced to like something I don't, and that's Tails being
 bottom. And might I add that out of the 3 other people I know that absolutely love Tails as a character
 also don't like him bottom, giving me the theory that people that actually know and love his character
 don't even like the art he always receives and instead you attract others that don't know nor care about
 Tails, absolutely defeating the purpose of actually really making something real Tails fans want.)
 IMPORTANT
 Respect his dick. Respect him:
 Okay I need to let this be known to anyone reading this. Tails' NSFW art is a fucking disgrace to a
 badass and manly character. I can't even believe how disgustingly disrespectful and hateful the art
 fucking is. I honestly hate even having to talk about the abusive and vile shit that gets drawn daily, and
 to make things worse, people make a living off of drawing my absolute favourite character as if he was
 a joke: As if he isn't manly or badass.. I can't believe this is actually real... And as a fan of Tails am I
 suppose to "like" this? Am I meant to be "happy" my favourite character gets treated like dirt? Well I'm
 not!! I hate anyone who likes or has even made this garbage content to lessen his value or worth.
 Anyone who is my enemy will feel my fucking wrath I swearl!! Though a apology of your wrong doing
 will free you from this wrath of mine
 Him being badass, cute, and cuddly
 (Hey don't think I would count you SFW artist out, though this also does go towards NSWF as well.)
 I don't really know how to end this, so I'll just say. I love Tails!
 There is this video on YouTube by Drabaz Doug, called
 "Pain to Power - (An Inspirational Gohan Tribute) DBZ AMV"
 https://youtu.be/EkCs DNS8ATC
 Tails' NSFW is one of the biggest shits I've ever seen, not only did I expect better for Tails when
 joined the furry porn community, but I thought he was a beloved character. My nearly one year time
 spent in this community has drastically changed me and my false perception that Tails was liked.
 honestly feel attacked for liking Tails, because apparently Tails is a joke and means nothing to
 everyone, and because I actually have feelings towards Tails, then fuck me too, right
 What I find even more shit is when Tails would to fucking top for once in gay art, you get comments
 from these same people on IB every time on the content who are selfish assholes that have no right to
 say disrespectful stuff on that content, I don't understand why those people feel the need to come onto
 a rare supportive Tails picture that actually respects Tails only to talk bad about Tails and how he's
 "supposed to be treated like shit and get abused." Fuck you if you're one to do that, you already have
 millions of your Tails hate content, can you actually leave us Tails fans alone to enjoy what few we
 actual have to enjoy?
 Weeks ago I was looking at Twitter and I came across a Twitter account of someone who would RP
 Tails as a big dick top always with women and men, but after like two months the account disappeared
 never to be seen again. And I know exactly why, because he also hated Tails being bottom to both
 females and males all the fucking time, and he would repost these disrespectful images only to say
 "wow, Tails getting power bottomed by woman. Again.
 Isn't that sad that someone was like, "man Tails is badass surely his NSFW should reflect that?" But
 no, the opposite happens... Guess what? I was expecting the same! And also got disappointed...
 Usually when I talk about Tails being a hated character, people think I'm stupid for saying that,
 "because Tails gets all the girls". I don't know about that when artist don't draw Tails with females for
 the intent of Tails being praised, surely people should realize this when images with Tails and women
 are all about the females abusing Tails and have Tails being treated as if he's nothing but a toy
 because fuck Tails apparently. he for some reason doesn't deserve the Spider-Man 2 line "carefully,
 he's a hero"
 What about the cucking? People like to believe DreamcastZX1/SuperBunnyGT cucks Tails because
 "Tails gets respected all the time". Are you fucking kidding me? If that was why he would cuck anyone,
 you would be seeing Shadow, Silver, or Knuckles being cucked, not Tails. And if Tails was respected all
 the time, I as someone who only looks at Tails art wouldn't be complaining along with plenty others
 about Tails' art only being absurdly disrespectful all the time. DreamcastZX1/SuperBunnyGT cucks
 Tails because he generally hates Tails, even going as so far to disallow people to commission anything
 that has Tails depicted in a positive light. And worst of all, he inspired others to cuck Tails as well. Fuck
 DreamcastZX1/SuperBunny! e's a total bitch and I'm glad he's gone! But that doesn't stop the
 possibility of others trying to continue his shit cucking of Tails legacy
 And don't get me started on how people treat Tails as if he's a slut or a dick girl all the time! Whatever
 baseless crap makes people think the manly and high IQ Tails is somehow girly or a slut is fucking
 crazy! Are you people stupid, or talking about a completely different character? While Sonic somewhat
 gets the same treatment, realize that it's not really a problem because Sonic actually has plenty of
 artist's that treat him like king, and they at least draw Sonic respectfully muscular or accurately on
 model, unlike Tails.. Like I didn't sign up to look at Tails porn to see Tails wearing female clothing or
 make up, god shit like that is
 Seriously do people like what artists usually make Tails looking like? Kinda defeats the sexual appeal
 of Tails' young and manly appearance doesn't it? And the ass thing? How does a character who
 doesn't even have a ass get treated as if he does like all the time? it's ridiculous! He literally has the
 same body as the Mario brothers
 one way ticket to vomiting
 Again, I feel hated for actually liking Tails, and am I a freak for finding what he actually looks like
 attractive? Or at least him being given a muscular body if he must be drawn with a humanoid body?
 Isn't true love about loving someone for who they are and that you wouldn't change anything about
 them? And instead you change to be with them?
 It's now time for the people to speak up, as we want Tails to top consistently! I spent some time
 gathering screenshots of lots of people wanting Tails to top more.
Guy writes an essay on why you can't draw porn of Tails that doesn't align with his tastes.

Guy writes an essay on why you can't draw porn of Tails that doesn't align with his tastes.

Dicks, Drone, and Dumb: File: gun control.ipg (47 KB, 534x422) Anonymous (ID: dWxSblmP 113398588113398817>113398831113399161113399208113399214 113399320 113399780 02/19/17(Sun)15:32:55 No. 113397344 >113397784 ITS ONE TINY STEP FROIM BANNING ASSMULT RIFLES TO HITLER STALIN AND POL POT! MAKING THE CONNECTION BETWEEN INSANITY AND GUNS 113399855 >>113400374>113401026113401054 >113401252 113403089113403570113403794 >113404110>>113405496>113406346 113406373 113406560 113407875 113408216 113408337 113418138113418166>113418457113420635 113420885 113424401113425901113426870 113428793113430476>113431360 113431629 113431898113432210 113432901113433953 113435430113436613>>113436731 113437852 113439957113441626 113447266 113447596 EУНТВТ (А) >113448017>113450008>113455410>113455785 >I need muh AR-15 to protect me from tha gubbamin- Gets drone striked 02/19/17(Sun)15:36:23 No. 113397784 Anonymous (ID: SYxEx 113397344 (OP) Hitler just took the guns from jews and minorities. Is he /ourguy/? Anonymous (ID:8ONP) 113405010>113405842 >>113406739113407128113407510 >>113407569>113407831 >>113412000>113413675>>113413742 >113417047113418905 02/19/17(Sun)15:38:42 No.113398089 113398112>113398294>>113398463>>113398877113403208 113419741113420823>113421678113427417>113431223 >113433792>113434444113434967>113439126 >113444750113445635113447096 113448316>113449462>>113450004113450355 113453624 Listen, you fantastically retarded motherfucker. I'm going to try to explain this so that you can understand it. You cannot control an entire country and its people with tanks, jets, battleships and drones or any of these things that you so stupidly believe trumps citizen owners hip of firearms. A fighter jet, tank, drone, battleship or whatever cannot stand on street corners. And enforce "no assembly" edicts. A fighter jet cannot kick down your door at 3AM and search your house for contraband. None of these things can maintain the needed police state to completely subjugate and enslave the people of a nation. Those weapons are for decimating, flattening and glassing large areas and many people at once and fighting other state militaries. The government does not want to kill all of its people and blow up its own infrastructure. These are the very things they need to be tyrannical assholes in the first place. If they decided to turn everything outside of Washington D.C. into glowing green glass they would be the absolute rulers of a big, worthless, radioactive pile of shit. Anonymous (ID: 8ONP) 113405842>113406739113407128113407510113407569113407831113413675 113417047>>113420823113421678113427417113433792 113434444>>113439126>113444297113444750113445635 113447096113449462 113450004>113450355 02/19/17(Sun)15:38:52 No. 113398112 >113398294>113398463 >113398877113404446113405010 >>113398089 Police are needed to maintain a police state, boots on the ground. And no matter how many police you have on the ground they will always be vastly outnumbered by civilians which is why in a police state it is vital that your police have automatic weapons while the people have nothing but their limp dicks. BUT when every random pedestrian could have a Glock in their waistband and every random homeowner an AR-15 all of that goes out the fucking window because now the police are out numbered and face the reality of bullets coming back at them. If you want living examples of this look at every insurgency that the U.S. military has tried to destroy. They're all still kicking with nothing but AK-47s, pick up trucks and improvised explosives because these big scary military monsters you keep alluding to are all but fucking useless for dealing with them. Dumb. Fuck. Can't Fight the Government, /k/ explains
Dicks, Drone, and Dumb: File: gun control.ipg (47 KB, 534x422)
 Anonymous (ID: dWxSblmP
 113398588113398817>113398831113399161113399208113399214 113399320 113399780
 02/19/17(Sun)15:32:55 No. 113397344
 >113397784
 ITS ONE TINY STEP
 FROIM BANNING
 ASSMULT RIFLES
 TO HITLER
 STALIN AND
 POL POT!
 MAKING THE
 CONNECTION
 BETWEEN
 INSANITY
 AND GUNS
 113399855 >>113400374>113401026113401054 >113401252 113403089113403570113403794
 >113404110>>113405496>113406346 113406373 113406560 113407875 113408216 113408337
 113418138113418166>113418457113420635 113420885 113424401113425901113426870
 113428793113430476>113431360 113431629 113431898113432210 113432901113433953
 113435430113436613>>113436731 113437852 113439957113441626 113447266 113447596
 EУНТВТ (А)
 >113448017>113450008>113455410>113455785
 >I need muh AR-15 to protect me from tha gubbamin-
 Gets drone striked
 02/19/17(Sun)15:36:23 No. 113397784
 Anonymous (ID: SYxEx
 113397344 (OP)
 Hitler just took the guns from jews and minorities.
 Is he /ourguy/?
 Anonymous (ID:8ONP)
 113405010>113405842 >>113406739113407128113407510 >>113407569>113407831 >>113412000>113413675>>113413742 >113417047113418905
 02/19/17(Sun)15:38:42 No.113398089
 113398112>113398294>>113398463>>113398877113403208
 113419741113420823>113421678113427417>113431223 >113433792>113434444113434967>113439126 >113444750113445635113447096
 113448316>113449462>>113450004113450355 113453624
 Listen, you fantastically retarded motherfucker. I'm going to try to explain this so that you can understand it.
 You cannot control an entire country and its people with tanks, jets, battleships and drones or any of these things that you so
 stupidly believe trumps citizen owners hip of firearms.
 A fighter jet, tank, drone, battleship or whatever cannot stand on street corners. And enforce "no assembly" edicts. A fighter jet
 cannot kick down your door at 3AM and search your house for contraband.
 None of these things can maintain the needed police state to completely subjugate and enslave the people of a nation. Those
 weapons are for decimating, flattening and glassing large areas and many people at once and fighting other state militaries. The
 government does not want to kill all of its people and blow up its own infrastructure. These are the very things they need to be
 tyrannical assholes in the first place. If they decided to turn everything outside of Washington D.C. into glowing green glass they
 would be the absolute rulers of a big, worthless, radioactive pile of shit.
 Anonymous (ID: 8ONP)
 113405842>113406739113407128113407510113407569113407831113413675 113417047>>113420823113421678113427417113433792
 113434444>>113439126>113444297113444750113445635 113447096113449462 113450004>113450355
 02/19/17(Sun)15:38:52 No. 113398112
 >113398294>113398463 >113398877113404446113405010
 >>113398089
 Police are needed to maintain a police state, boots on the ground. And no matter how many police you have on the ground they will
 always be vastly outnumbered by civilians which is why in a police state it is vital that your police have automatic weapons while
 the people have nothing but their limp dicks.
 BUT when every random pedestrian could have a Glock in their waistband and every random homeowner an AR-15 all of that goes
 out the fucking window because now the police are out numbered and face the reality of bullets coming back at them.
 If you want living examples of this look at every insurgency that the U.S. military has tried to destroy. They're all still kicking with
 nothing but AK-47s, pick up trucks and improvised explosives because these big scary military monsters you keep alluding to are
 all but fucking useless for dealing with them.
 Dumb. Fuck.
Can't Fight the Government, /k/ explains

Can't Fight the Government, /k/ explains

Animals, Children, and Flexing: I would never mess with Gelada Baboons iredd.it -Submitted 1 day ago by 79 comments share save hide give award report crosspost 1226 61 points 1 day ago They're one of the most dangerous animal on hearth an will destroy you in seconds. Stay out of their path and territory. They're amazing but they will fight to death to protect what they have. permalink embed save report give award reply S69 points 23 hours ago (2 children) 51 points 20 hours ago I love it that people just upvote this shit. Geladas eat 90% grass. Herbivores. You are only really in danger from a gelada if you are another male gelada threatening an adult male. Even in that case, it's mostly show-- they do the scary lip and eyelid flip and make a lot of noise. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 2 points 6 hours ago (0 children) 1 point an hour ago (2 children) -63 points 19 hours ago Or maybe stop acting like you know shit about these animals you only know anything about because maybe you read some stuff in a book, or you vaguely remember something that was said on television. Baboons have been documented killing young gazelles for the meat. They're not strictly herbivores, they will eat meat if they're hungry enough. They take tiny things like eye contact and the showing of teeth as a challenge and if you make them think for a second that you are weaker they will kill you. Go ahead, I'd love to see you prove you're theory that if you make a lot of noise they'll just run away. As a small army of monkeys surrounds you, I'd love to see you try and convince them that you're more dangerous than they are. Go ahead and see how charging them pans out. I'm sure they'd all just run away exactly as you said. The fact is the animal kingdom isn't some logic machine where you put in a value and always get the same result. You can't say anything for certain because there's always exceptions to these absolutist statements people love to make all the goddamn time. Just stop it. Stop pretending like you're some kind of expert, and just accept that you don't know all the things and it's perfectly fine when other people know better than you. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 69 points 19 hours ago Not geladas. They belong to the genus Theropithecus. You are talking about an entirely different genus of animals: Papio. Source: Am a professor of Biological anthropology. Literally the sub-discipline of anthropology that specializes in primates. Check my post history if you want. Also, don't be an asshole. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 36 points 19 hours ago Holy shit man, you just ended that mans career. If he doesn't reply it's because he's hanging in his closet right now. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 42 points 18 hours ago Stop pretending like you're some kind of expert Sort of the high point of my life on Reddit so far. Someone accusing me of pretending to be an expert in the one and only super specialized topic in which I am an actual expert. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 9 points 16 hours ago Man I wish one day I could flex like that loool. Thanks for bringing good info to the sub though permalink embed save parent report give award reply H -63 points 19 hours ago Oh fuck off. You were being an asshole too, and I reserve the right to be an asshole to assholes, don't act like you were just some kindly professor offering up your expertise. You were being a condescending prick who can't present information in an engaging way. Seriously all that expertise and the best you can come across as is just another asshole on the internet? I pity anyone who has to suffer a lecture from you. permalink embed save parent report give award reply Havoccity Cubic Wombat Turd 0 points 13 hours ago r/dontyouknowwhoiam permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply H Bloodyhippo56 2 points 7 hours ago Can I be in the screenshot? permalink embed save parent report give award reply Stitched together from r/natureismetal
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 61 points 1 day ago
 They're one of the most dangerous animal on hearth an will destroy you in seconds. Stay out of their path and
 territory. They're amazing but they will fight to death to protect what they have.
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 51 points 20 hours ago
 I love it that people just upvote this shit. Geladas eat 90% grass. Herbivores. You are only really in danger from a
 gelada if you are another male gelada threatening an adult male. Even in that case, it's mostly show-- they do the
 scary lip and eyelid flip and make a lot of noise.
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 -63 points 19 hours ago
 Or maybe stop acting like you know shit about these animals you only know anything about because maybe you read
 some stuff in a book, or you vaguely remember something that was said on television.
 Baboons have been documented killing young gazelles for the meat. They're not strictly herbivores, they will eat meat
 if they're hungry enough. They take tiny things like eye contact and the showing of teeth as a challenge and if you
 make them think for a second that you are weaker they will kill you. Go ahead, I'd love to see you prove you're theory
 that if you make a lot of noise they'll just run away. As a small army of monkeys surrounds you, I'd love to see you
 try and convince them that you're more dangerous than they are. Go ahead and see how charging them pans out. I'm
 sure they'd all just run away exactly as you said.
 The fact is the animal kingdom isn't some logic machine where you put in a value and always get the same result. You
 can't say anything for certain because there's always exceptions to these absolutist statements people love to make
 all the goddamn time. Just stop it. Stop pretending like you're some kind of expert, and just accept that you don't
 know all the things and it's perfectly fine when other people know better than you.
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 69 points 19 hours ago
 Not geladas. They belong to the genus Theropithecus. You are talking about an entirely different genus of animals:
 Papio.
 Source: Am a professor of Biological anthropology. Literally the sub-discipline of anthropology that specializes in
 primates. Check my post history if you want. Also, don't be an asshole.
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 36 points 19 hours ago
 Holy shit man, you just ended that mans career. If he doesn't reply it's because he's hanging in his closet right now.
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 42 points 18 hours ago
 Stop pretending like you're some kind of expert
 Sort of the high point of my life on Reddit so far. Someone accusing me of pretending to be an expert in the one and
 only super specialized topic in which I am an actual expert.
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 9 points 16 hours ago
 Man I wish one day I could flex like that loool. Thanks for bringing good info to the sub though
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 -63 points 19 hours ago
 Oh fuck off. You were being an asshole too, and I reserve the right to be an asshole to assholes, don't act like you
 were just some kindly professor offering up your expertise. You were being a condescending prick who can't present
 information in an engaging way. Seriously all that expertise and the best you can come across as is just another
 asshole on the internet? I pity anyone who has to suffer a lecture from you.
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 Can I be in the screenshot?
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Bad, Fuck You, and Fucking: i F170 3 3 DM 6:4F DM Imma go before I threaten you OCT 24, 2018 AT 5:51 PM Нey Lol have a nice day You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages. Holy fuck you have a kid?!?!? Do you neglect him too??? That's fucking horrible!!! I hope he doesn't turn out like you but I mean yea you don't know me and none of these assholes around here do! You can't jut assume stuff and reject me. I'm not about to me single the rest of my life. Someone will have to give me a chance. Thought you would but your just like all of these horible fucking people. Look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself how good of a person you are then hmu with what you fucking see... No OCT 26, 2018 AT 6:29 PM Your loss Vou're literally a joke in the entire city of THU AT 3:13 PM Pathetic tbh I mean you don't even know me and I'm trying to get to know you cause I have really bad social anxiety and maybe even aspergers. I mean women these days are fucked up.I'm sure you'll give other guys a chance though and not me. Doesn't phase me anymore. I'm the better man. Doing what you just did to me is how not to act and how not to make a guy like you. Hi 1:48 PM Is there a day you might be free for a date if I'm not to far away? I live in Sioux falls but i can't ever drive cause of my epilepsy and heart problem though sadly. Sorry that im straight forward lol Imma go before I threaten you Lol have a nice day Aa Aa This guy has had his screenshots posted more times than I can count, he does this to a ton of girls where I live...
Bad, Fuck You, and Fucking: i F170
 3
 3
 DM
 6:4F DM
 Imma go before I threaten you
 OCT 24, 2018 AT 5:51 PM
 Нey
 Lol have a nice day
 You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and
 when you've read messages.
 Holy fuck you have a kid?!?!? Do you neglect
 him too??? That's fucking horrible!!! I hope
 he doesn't turn out like you but I mean yea
 you don't know me and none of these assholes
 around here do! You can't jut assume stuff
 and reject me. I'm not about to me single the
 rest of my life. Someone will have to give me a
 chance. Thought you would but your just like
 all of these horible fucking people. Look at
 yourself in the mirror and tell yourself how
 good of a person you are then hmu with what
 you fucking see...
 No
 OCT 26, 2018 AT 6:29 PM
 Your loss
 Vou're literally a joke in the entire city of
 THU AT 3:13 PM
 Pathetic tbh I mean you don't even know me
 and I'm trying to get to know you cause I have
 really bad social anxiety and maybe even
 aspergers. I mean women these days are
 fucked up.I'm sure you'll give other guys a
 chance though and not me. Doesn't phase me
 anymore. I'm the better man. Doing what you
 just did to me is how not to act and how not
 to make a guy like you.
 Hi
 1:48 PM
 Is there a day you might be free for a date if
 I'm not to far away? I live in Sioux falls but i
 can't ever drive cause of my epilepsy and heart
 problem though sadly. Sorry that im straight
 forward lol
 Imma go before I threaten you
 Lol have a nice day
 Aa
 Aa
This guy has had his screenshots posted more times than I can count, he does this to a ton of girls where I live...

This guy has had his screenshots posted more times than I can count, he does this to a ton of girls where I live...