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Gif, God, and Oh My God: SHNOMF NOMF HORMF HOM I've gots to get my rib on! Uh oh! Looks like Doris could use the cleaning power of SHINE BRIGHT clothing soap! WHO IN THE SHIT- Shunc SHINE BRIGHT cuts right through that greasy barbeque sauce with our special patented cleansing chemicals called "Cleansicals"! called "Cleansicals",- Ah, good as new! WOAH! WOAH WHAT?? You may have a sparkling clean blouse, Doris, but you'l always be stuck with that filthy personality! Just the way mama likes it!! Squa Now giddafuckout ma house <p><a href="http://mrs-jamie-wellerstein.tumblr.com/post/138518643212/writebastard-aragorn1379-ginjaninja3716" class="tumblr_blog">mrs-jamie-wellerstein</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writebastard.tumblr.com/post/127122394113">writebastard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aragorn1379.tumblr.com/post/92875965119">aragorn1379</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ginjaninja3716.tumblr.com/post/75118855340">ginjaninja3716</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commandereyebrows.tumblr.com/post/62641962273">commandereyebrows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chachipistachis.tumblr.com/post/54218909712">chachipistachis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.tumblr.com/post/50529088111">theamericankid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. </p> </blockquote> <p>Is this the same artist who made the original for this</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff73092818e65657206f4d9fd35f52d6/tumblr_inline_p7jwl8vGjP1qfcjfm_540.gif" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>how women actually are</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD</p> </blockquote> <p>mother fuckin macys sale</p> </blockquote> <p>Her name is Doris. <a href="http://b1nd1.deviantart.com/art/Doris-156093096">Here’s the artist</a>. And here’s more <br/>Doris:<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b69f7f952ee0b9a2ac0a9f31063ac211/tumblr_inline_p7jwl9BOLX1qfcjfm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I have a physical need to reblog this every time.</p> </blockquote>
Gif, God, and Oh My God: SHNOMF NOMF HORMF HOM
 I've gots to get
 my rib on!
 Uh oh! Looks like
 Doris could use the
 cleaning power of
 SHINE BRIGHT
 clothing soap!
 WHO
 IN THE
 SHIT-
 Shunc

 SHINE BRIGHT cuts right through that
 greasy barbeque sauce with our special patented
 cleansing chemicals called "Cleansicals"!
 called "Cleansicals",-
 Ah, good as new!
 WOAH! WOAH
 WHAT??

 You may have a sparkling
 clean blouse, Doris, but you'l
 always be stuck with that
 filthy personality!
 Just the way mama likes it!!
 Squa

 Now giddafuckout ma house
<p><a href="http://mrs-jamie-wellerstein.tumblr.com/post/138518643212/writebastard-aragorn1379-ginjaninja3716" class="tumblr_blog">mrs-jamie-wellerstein</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writebastard.tumblr.com/post/127122394113">writebastard</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aragorn1379.tumblr.com/post/92875965119">aragorn1379</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ginjaninja3716.tumblr.com/post/75118855340">ginjaninja3716</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commandereyebrows.tumblr.com/post/62641962273">commandereyebrows</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chachipistachis.tumblr.com/post/54218909712">chachipistachis</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.tumblr.com/post/50529088111">theamericankid</a>:</p>
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<p>Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. </p>
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<p>Is this the same artist who made the original for this</p>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff73092818e65657206f4d9fd35f52d6/tumblr_inline_p7jwl8vGjP1qfcjfm_540.gif" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"/></figure></p>
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<p>how women actually are</p>
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<p>OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD</p>
</blockquote>
<p>mother fuckin macys sale</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Her name is Doris. <a href="http://b1nd1.deviantart.com/art/Doris-156093096">Here’s the artist</a>. And here’s more <br/>Doris:<br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b69f7f952ee0b9a2ac0a9f31063ac211/tumblr_inline_p7jwl9BOLX1qfcjfm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I have a physical need to reblog this every time.</p>
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<p><a href="http://mrs-jamie-wellerstein.tumblr.com/post/138518643212/writebastard-aragorn1379-ginjaninja3716" class="tumblr_blog">mrs-jamie...

Bones, Gandalf, and Instagram: tumblr <p><i>New day, new name. The Tumblr formerly known as thefandometrics will now only respond to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. We’re more than just data. Spread the word.</i></p><p>Listen up. It’s time. You can feel it in your bones, can’t you? Or maybe it’s that little piece of your brain dedicated to your OTP, your secondary ships, and your favorite fandoms. Its whisper has turned into a blissed-out scream…<br/></p><h2><b><i>SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON IS STARTING IN THREE DAYS. </i></b></h2><p>Can’t make it? Don’t worry—Tumblr will be there covering the most important stuff in comics, movies, TV, games, and all things entertainment. Consider us your eyes and ears. We&rsquo;ll be on the floor, in Artist Alley, at outdoor activations, and everywhere in between. Take it all in via <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>, the <a href="http://tumblr.com/search/sdcc">#SDCC</a> tag, our <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">official Instagram</a>, and a few Answer Times and exclusive GIFs over on <a href="https://tmblr.co/mwphPpMxa8C3zeAQVvle0Qg">@stardom</a>. </p><p>In previous years, we brought <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163348304584/over-the-past-four-days-weve-captured-the-best">the best cosplay</a> from the con floor straight to your dashboard (hi, <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163316514887/you-shall-not-passthis-post-without-reblogging">Sexy Gandalf</a>). This year we want to add a little audience participation to the mix. Let’s see you—yes, you—in your finest cosplay gear. Whether you’re at Comic-Con yourself or just dressed up at home,<b> <a href="http://fandom.tumblr.com/submit">submit your picture</a> to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. </b>We’re going to showcase the best of the best right here on this ol’ Tumblr.</p>
Bones, Gandalf, and Instagram: tumblr
<p><i>New day, new name. The Tumblr formerly known as thefandometrics will now only respond to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. We’re more than just data. Spread the word.</i></p><p>Listen up. It’s time. You can feel it in your bones, can’t you? Or maybe it’s that little piece of your brain dedicated to your OTP, your secondary ships, and your favorite fandoms. Its whisper has turned into a blissed-out scream…<br/></p><h2><b><i>SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON IS STARTING IN THREE DAYS. </i></b></h2><p>Can’t make it? Don’t worry—Tumblr will be there covering the most important stuff in comics, movies, TV, games, and all things entertainment. Consider us your eyes and ears. We&rsquo;ll be on the floor, in Artist Alley, at outdoor activations, and everywhere in between. Take it all in via <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>, the <a href="http://tumblr.com/search/sdcc">#SDCC</a> tag, our <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">official Instagram</a>, and a few Answer Times and exclusive GIFs over on <a href="https://tmblr.co/mwphPpMxa8C3zeAQVvle0Qg">@stardom</a>. </p><p>In previous years, we brought <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163348304584/over-the-past-four-days-weve-captured-the-best">the best cosplay</a> from the con floor straight to your dashboard (hi, <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163316514887/you-shall-not-passthis-post-without-reblogging">Sexy Gandalf</a>). This year we want to add a little audience participation to the mix. Let’s see you—yes, you—in your finest cosplay gear. Whether you’re at Comic-Con yourself or just dressed up at home,<b> <a href="http://fandom.tumblr.com/submit">submit your picture</a> to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. </b>We’re going to showcase the best of the best right here on this ol’ Tumblr.</p>

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Advice, America, and Apparently: AjA J+ 2 mins AjAJ+ 2 mins #comicCon is underway. With a recent surge in diversifying comic book characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? on is under way with a recent surge in diversifying comic book #Comic characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? Is diversit killing comios? As Aj fanboys but ho. Sorry MARVEL V.P. ADMITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILLED COMIC SALES April 3, 2017 Daniel Greenfield 50 526 While the Marvel-Disney monster has been ruling the box office, Marvel Comics sales have been having serious issues. One obvious factor was trying to force political correctness on readers by replacing Peter Parker, Iron Man, etc with ridiculously politically correct "diverse" versions In a revelation that would surprise no one, comic book readers were not interested in a Muslim Ms. Marvel, a Latino Spider-Man who isn't Peter Parker or the Angela Davis version of Iron Man. And Marvel's VP of Sales made the mistake of admitting that. <p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/166223687686/trilllizard420-the1manpizzaparty" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164525613653/the1manpizzaparty-trilllizard420" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the1manpizzaparty.tumblr.com/post/164445569495/trilllizard420-unicornlordart-well-somebodys" class="tumblr_blog">the1manpizzaparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164374984198/unicornlordart-well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://unicornlordart.tumblr.com/post/164374320304/well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">unicornlordart</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Well… Somebody’s fucking lying.</p></blockquote> <p>diversity in and of itself doesn’t kill comics, but pointless, endless reboots, massive events that rely on you keeping up with 12 given titles at any time, and constant, badly established legacy characters are why comics are failing</p> <p>not to mention splitting up iconic superhero titles among more than one person at once</p> <p>did you know there’s actually 3 people running around with the Wolverine codename at the moment?</p> <p>Let’s take some examples:</p> <p>Riri Williams popped up with no buildup after Tony Stark got murked, but he was apparently monitoring this 15 year old girl teen prodigy never mentioned before in his comics, entrusted with an AI based on his brain patterns and personality to mentor her.</p> <p>You know, as compared to however fucking many characters they could’ve given his legacy to.</p> <p>Also we’re supposed to believe someone as egotistical and self glorifying as Dr Doom would take on the identity of Iron Man?</p> <p>Please.</p> <p>It’s the same shit as Jane Foster as female Thor, with a healthy combination of plothole.</p> <p>Somehow, a human woman who has not been involved with Thor in way, with a terminal disease that was ravaging her body, somehow ended up ON THE MOON without any protection and managed to pick up Mjolnr and was found Worthy by it after the fight where Thor ceased to be Worthy.</p> <p>Like, you know, instead of Sif, a long time companion of Thor and who can pick up the hammer or Angela, who Marvel had then won a recent legal fight to be able to use….</p> <p>People don’t dislike it because it’s “diversity”</p> <p>They don’t like it because it’s weak, pandering writing that doesn’t stand up to internal logic.</p> <p>Now, an example of this done right is when Sam Wilson, aka, the Falcon, became Captain America</p> <p>for one thing, he was actually established as working closely with Steve Rogers for a long time in the comics before he was given the mantle. By Steve Rogers himself.</p> <p>See, at this point, Rogers got rapidly aged cause his super serum stopped working and he was an old man, so he couldn’t do it any more, but he was still around to give Sam advice and support over comms.</p> <p>But of course, until Marvel actually bothers to learn why people aren’t buying their shit, they’re gonna keep making the same mistakes, as long as they’re insulated by the losses of the MCU and being used by Disney as a vanity press, they’ll never learn and lose more ground to DC and the indies</p> <p>EDIT: Also I totally forgot, unrecognizable new brands they try to create.</p> <p>If your comic customers, as in the customers that go in and buy things, if they go “who’s this” and show you a comic, then they’re probably not gonna pick it up. They’re there to buy Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, Avengers they can recognize, not fuckin Stardude or whatever odd new thing they’re gonna push is.</p> <p>It’s nothing to do with race of sex of the characters concerned, but if they’ve got no brand recognition to support their solo titles, they’re gonna flounder.</p> <p>Not even getting into the alienating, pointlessly political shite like that infamous Mockingbird “Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda” t-shirt schlock stunt.</p> <p>What’s also more damaging than that is a flippant response to criticism or calling their readership racist assholes on twitter or whatever. That’s a really bad look for an industry professional when you’re not even an artist or a writer as someone essential to a comic book.</p> </blockquote> <p>this person forgot to mention how they shoehorn in unnecessary commentary and subplots no one was looking for. it honestly feels like that sometimes spider man stops mid fight and says “did i mention im a gay POC” (hyperbole but kind of true)</p> </blockquote> <p>this, sadly, is Not Hyperbole with America Chavez</p> </blockquote> <p>And the worst thing is?</p> <p>With tweaking and good writing, Riri and America (what a stupid name) could work.</p> <p>But because Marvel is run by incompetent pandering idiots, they’re the worst ideas to ever come out of the company.</p> </blockquote> <p>I honestly wish Riri had been done well because I don’t mind the concept.</p>
Advice, America, and Apparently: AjA
 J+
 2 mins
 AjAJ+
 2 mins
 #comicCon is underway. With a recent surge in diversifying comic book
 characters, do you have a new favorite superhero?
 on is under way with a recent surge in diversifying comic book
 #Comic
 characters, do you have a new favorite superhero?
 Is diversit
 killing comios?
 As
 Aj
 fanboys
 but ho.
 Sorry

 MARVEL V.P. ADMITS POLITICAL
 CORRECTNESS KILLED COMIC SALES
 April 3, 2017 Daniel Greenfield 50
 526
 While the Marvel-Disney monster has been ruling the box office, Marvel Comics sales have been having serious
 issues. One obvious factor was trying to force political correctness on readers by replacing Peter Parker, Iron
 Man, etc with ridiculously politically correct "diverse" versions
 In a revelation that would surprise no one, comic book readers were not interested in a Muslim Ms. Marvel, a
 Latino Spider-Man who isn't Peter Parker or the Angela Davis version of Iron Man. And Marvel's VP of Sales
 made the mistake of admitting that.
<p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/166223687686/trilllizard420-the1manpizzaparty" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164525613653/the1manpizzaparty-trilllizard420" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://the1manpizzaparty.tumblr.com/post/164445569495/trilllizard420-unicornlordart-well-somebodys" class="tumblr_blog">the1manpizzaparty</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164374984198/unicornlordart-well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://unicornlordart.tumblr.com/post/164374320304/well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">unicornlordart</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Well… Somebody’s fucking lying.</p></blockquote>
<p>diversity in and of itself doesn’t kill comics, but pointless, endless reboots, massive events that rely on you keeping up with 12 given titles at any time, and constant, badly established legacy characters are why comics are failing</p>
<p>not to mention splitting up iconic superhero titles among more than one person at once</p>
<p>did you know there’s actually 3 people running around with the Wolverine codename at the moment?</p>
<p>Let’s take some examples:</p>
<p>Riri Williams popped up with no buildup after Tony Stark got murked, but he was apparently monitoring this 15 year old girl teen prodigy never mentioned before in his comics, entrusted with an AI based on his brain patterns and personality to mentor her.</p>
<p>You know, as compared to however fucking many characters they could’ve given his legacy to.</p>
<p>Also we’re supposed to believe someone as egotistical and self glorifying as Dr Doom would take on the identity of Iron Man?</p>
<p>Please.</p>
<p>It’s the same shit as Jane Foster as female Thor, with a healthy combination of plothole.</p>
<p>Somehow, a human woman who has not been involved with Thor in way, with a terminal disease that was ravaging her body, somehow ended up ON THE MOON without any protection and managed to pick up Mjolnr and was found Worthy by it after the fight where Thor ceased to be Worthy.</p>
<p>Like, you know, instead of Sif, a long time companion of Thor and who can pick up the hammer or Angela, who Marvel had then won a recent legal fight to be able to use….</p>
<p>People don’t dislike it because it’s “diversity”</p>
<p>They don’t like it because it’s weak, pandering writing that doesn’t stand up to internal logic.</p>
<p>Now, an example of this done right is when Sam Wilson, aka, the Falcon, became Captain America</p>
<p>for one thing, he was actually established as working closely with Steve Rogers for a long time in the comics before he was given the mantle. By Steve Rogers himself.</p>
<p>See, at this point, Rogers got rapidly aged cause his super serum stopped working and he was an old man, so he couldn’t do it any more, but he was still around to give Sam advice and support over comms.</p>
<p>But of course, until Marvel actually bothers to learn why people aren’t buying their shit, they’re gonna keep making the same mistakes, as long as they’re insulated by the losses of the MCU and being used by Disney as a vanity press, they’ll never learn and lose more ground to DC and the indies</p>
<p>EDIT: Also I totally forgot, unrecognizable new brands they try to create.</p>
<p>If your comic customers, as in the customers that go in and buy things, if they go “who’s this” and show you a comic, then they’re probably not gonna pick it up. They’re there to buy Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, Avengers they can recognize, not fuckin Stardude or whatever odd new thing they’re gonna push is.</p>
<p>It’s nothing to do with race of sex of the characters concerned, but if they’ve got no brand recognition to support their solo titles, they’re gonna flounder.</p>
<p>Not even getting into the alienating, pointlessly political shite like that infamous Mockingbird “Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda” t-shirt schlock stunt.</p>
<p>What’s also more damaging than that is a flippant response to criticism or calling their readership racist assholes on twitter or whatever. That’s a really bad look for an industry professional when you’re not even an artist or a writer as someone essential to a comic book.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>this person forgot to mention how they shoehorn in unnecessary commentary and subplots no one was looking for. it honestly feels like that sometimes spider man stops mid fight and says “did i mention im a gay POC” (hyperbole but kind of true)</p>
</blockquote>
<p>this, sadly, is Not Hyperbole with America Chavez</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And the worst thing is?</p>
<p>With tweaking and good writing, Riri and America (what a stupid name) could work.</p>
<p>But because Marvel is run by incompetent pandering idiots, they’re the worst ideas to ever come out of the company.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I honestly wish Riri had been done well because I don’t mind the concept.</p>

<p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/166223687686/trilllizard420-the1manpizzaparty" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen<...

Dating, Life, and Rude: HOWTO FEND OFFA PICKUP ARTIST 1 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist. Is your Does he appear to have an immediate connection with you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is he calling you familiar or condescending names such as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"? suitor overly charming and quick with cash? 2 not accept drinks. Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions. Do 3 Keep personal information to yourself. o not give him your name, and do not tell him where you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or insight into your personal life or plans. 4Make it clear that you are not interested Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on to other prospects 5 Turn away and ignore him Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere 39 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and sweep your elbow torward the glass The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and pill your drink on the pickup artist. 40. cbapter I: defensive dating <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/"> The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>
Dating, Life, and Rude: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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Dating, Life, and Rude: HOWTO FEND OFFA PICKUP ARTIST 1 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist. Is your Does he appear to have an immediate connection with you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is he calling you familiar or condescending names such as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"? suitor overly charming and quick with cash? 2 not accept drinks. Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions. Do 3 Keep personal information to yourself. o not give him your name, and do not tell him where you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or insight into your personal life or plans. 4Make it clear that you are not interested Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on to other prospects 5 Turn away and ignore him Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere 39 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and sweep your elbow torward the glass The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and pill your drink on the pickup artist. 40. cbapter I: defensive dating <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/"> The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>
Dating, Life, and Rude: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/">

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>

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Animals, College, and Crying: jacks @aJackieLarsen so my school installed a cry closet in the library LMFAOoooooo0O what is higher education A Safe Place for Stressed Out Students Otherwise known as The Cry Closet This space is meant to provide a place for students studying for finals to take a short 10- minute break. Rules of the Closet 1. Knock before entering 2. Only one person in the closet at a time 3. Limit your time in the closet to no more than10 minutes 4. Turn lights and timer off before leaving 5. Use #cryclosetuotu if posting on social media Artist: Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173308917734/modernjudgementarcana-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://modernjudgementarcana.tumblr.com/post/173308117133/celticpyro-tastefullyoffensive-via" class="tumblr_blog">modernjudgementarcana</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173305456889/tastefullyoffensive-via-ajackielarsen-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/173304766682/via-ajackielarsen" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/aJackieLarsen/status/988820882717003776">aJackieLarsen</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>To the people replying with “Lol them Special Snowflakes” and “If you need this you’re not ready for college!”…shut up maybe?</p> <p>College is stressful and some people have anxiety/depression/ADHD/panic attacks/sensory overload/whatever. I saw this and the first thing I thought of was “Hey, this is great for when I get really upset because I’ve had massive emotional breakdowns a few times this semester! Now I don’t have to run off to the soccer field and hide in the bushes!”</p> </blockquote> <p>My college had therapy dogs. I get the intention behind the closet, but personally I prefer the dogs. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Dogs sound like a great idea, honestly. Really, the more mental health resources, the better. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>The local shelter used to bring puppies for us to play with during finals week and that was awesome. But I honestly feel like I would be more anxious if you saw me running into a room with stuffed animals to go crying.</p><p>Plus it’s a small dark room on a college campus. </p><p>People are gonna fuck in it.</p>
Animals, College, and Crying: jacks
 @aJackieLarsen
 so my school installed a cry closet in the
 library LMFAOoooooo0O what is higher
 education

 A Safe Place for Stressed Out Students
 Otherwise known as The Cry Closet
 This space is meant to provide a place for
 students studying for finals to take a short 10-
 minute break.
 Rules of the Closet
 1. Knock before entering
 2. Only one person in the closet at a time
 3. Limit your time in the closet to no more
 than10 minutes
 4. Turn lights and timer off before leaving
 5. Use #cryclosetuotu if posting on social
 media
 Artist: Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173308917734/modernjudgementarcana-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://modernjudgementarcana.tumblr.com/post/173308117133/celticpyro-tastefullyoffensive-via" class="tumblr_blog">modernjudgementarcana</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173305456889/tastefullyoffensive-via-ajackielarsen-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/173304766682/via-ajackielarsen" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/aJackieLarsen/status/988820882717003776">aJackieLarsen</a>)</p></blockquote>
<p>To the people replying with “Lol them Special Snowflakes” and “If you need this you’re not ready for college!”…shut up maybe?</p>
<p>College is stressful and some people have anxiety/depression/ADHD/panic attacks/sensory overload/whatever. I saw this and the first thing I thought of was “Hey, this is great for when I get really upset because I’ve had massive emotional breakdowns a few times this semester! Now I don’t have to run off to the soccer field and hide in the bushes!”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>My college had therapy dogs. I get the intention behind the closet, but personally I prefer the dogs. <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Dogs sound like a great idea, honestly. Really, the more mental health resources, the better. <br/></p></blockquote>

<p>The local shelter used to bring puppies for us to play with during finals week and that was awesome. But I honestly feel like I would be more anxious if you saw me running into a room with stuffed animals to go crying.</p><p>Plus it’s a small dark room on a college campus. </p><p>People are gonna fuck in it.</p>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173308917734/modernjudgementarcana-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <block...