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Anime, Bad, and Crazy: Anonymous (ID: eQot91c+) 05/01/13(Wed)18:34:43 No.477045509 File: 1367447683568ipa-(9 KB, 480x360, yui.jpg) sbe me sbe 16 >be a total beta shave few friends nothing special -total weaboo >be doing duke of edinburgh award >for the volunteering decide to help a paralyzed girl and her mum >her dad was fighting over seas at the time -first day listen to the mum about what i'll be doing idgf >meet girl >10/10 DAYUM.jpeg -say hello how are you the usual shit >get started helping the mum cook >me and her get talking about her daughter ask what she does all day >she just lies in bed watching tv -feels bad man >don't think much other of it though >go in to take her food and to her feed her etc >SHE'S WATCHING DEATH NOTE >we start talking like crazy >discuss other anime >become friends quickly >keep up DoE award >keep talking to her >become very good friends >DoE ends *keep on visiting her after school >go out with her,with her in a wheel chair go to park and stuff -she's never been outside for a prolonged amount of time >start dating kind of >keep on visiting and helping out >watch anime together for a couple of weeks -get onto angel beats sepisode ten -find out Yui was paralyzed skeep quiet >marriage proposal scene >engageoverfeel png 10/10 girl asks if i would like her more if she could move -tears rolling down face -throw my arms around her >softly say "you are perfect the way you are, don't ever change" that was the first time i ever hugged my wife <p><a href="https://garagemovie.tumblr.com/post/156998030645/browsedankmemes-wholesome-greentext-via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">garagemovie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://browsedankmemes.com/post/156993764636/wholesome-greentext-via-rwholesomememes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">browsedankmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA" target="_blank">http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA</a></p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="254" data-orig-width="356"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f77bf3d1dd53a95edd99f5b9295c8050/tumblr_inline_ol32b0P6Wx1rk7yq5_540.png" data-orig-height="254" data-orig-width="356"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Stop. It&rsquo;s 1 am</p>
Anime, Bad, and Crazy: Anonymous (ID: eQot91c+) 05/01/13(Wed)18:34:43 No.477045509
 File: 1367447683568ipa-(9 KB, 480x360, yui.jpg)
 sbe me
 sbe 16
 >be a total beta
 shave few friends nothing special
 -total weaboo
 >be doing duke of edinburgh award
 >for the volunteering decide to help a paralyzed girl and her mum
 >her dad was fighting over seas at the time
 -first day listen to the mum about what i'll be doing idgf
 >meet girl
 >10/10
 DAYUM.jpeg
 -say hello how are you the usual shit
 >get started helping the mum cook
 >me and her get talking about her daughter
 ask what she does all day
 >she just lies in bed watching tv
 -feels bad man
 >don't think much other of it though
 >go in to take her food and to her feed her etc
 >SHE'S WATCHING DEATH NOTE
 >we start talking like crazy
 >discuss other anime
 >become friends quickly
 >keep up DoE award
 >keep talking to her
 >become very good friends
 >DoE ends
 *keep on visiting her after school
 >go out with her,with her in a wheel chair
 go to park and stuff
 -she's never been outside for a prolonged amount of time
 >start dating kind of
 >keep on visiting and helping out
 >watch anime together for a couple of weeks
 -get onto angel beats
 sepisode ten
 -find out Yui was paralyzed
 skeep quiet
 >marriage proposal scene
 >engageoverfeel png
 10/10 girl asks if i would like her more if she could move
 -tears rolling down face
 -throw my arms around her
 >softly say "you are perfect the way you are, don't ever change"
 that was the first time i ever hugged my wife
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<blockquote><p>Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA" target="_blank">http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA</a></p></blockquote>
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Dancing, Girls, and Nae Nae: u/caterpillarcraig 4h Men, how have you made a girl cr 435 511 Share BEST COMMENTS bivukaz 2h I work with kids in an elementary school One day I was standing in front of the lunch room, and I had to make the kids form a queue in order to enter the lunch room. In order to prevent the kids from rushing inside all at once, i usually play games with them to make them wait. Things like rock paper scissors, and other silly games. That day I was acting like I was the bouncer of this very exclusive nightclub called: "The Lunch Room" and I asked each kid to bust a dance move for me in order to get in. Obviously, everyone could enter but they had to shake their body a little bit. All the kids were plaving along, making fortnite dances, and other popular moves like the dab, the nae nae, etc etc etc...the most shy boys could do the robot, and the most shy girls could take my hand and i would make them spin like ballet dancers. At one point it was the turn of this shy girl, who slowly walked toward me, looked at me in the eyes... Then cried She was absolutely terrified of doing this in front of the other kids and just cried. I tried to confort her a little, so I picked her up in my arms, and took her hand like we were dancing a waltz, then spinned our way into the lunchroom Later that day she came to see me and asking me to dance with her again. I sure did. I taught her how to dance the waltz (the 3 step thing) and she had a blast. Reply 693 ZipCOde 1h this touched my soul. you're so cool 75 frecklesandmusings 1h Fellow educator here, that warmed my heart. elbmuhdnawen 55m this made me smile ) <p>from r/askmen I had to edit the comments and trim them a bit to fit in one photo because I’m on mobile</p>
Dancing, Girls, and Nae Nae: u/caterpillarcraig
 4h
 Men, how have you made a girl
 cr
 435
 511
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 bivukaz 2h
 I work with kids in an elementary school
 One day I was standing in front of the
 lunch room, and I had to make the kids
 form a queue in order to enter the lunch
 room. In order to prevent the kids from
 rushing inside all at once, i usually play
 games with them to make them wait.
 Things like rock paper scissors, and other
 silly games.
 That day I was acting like I was the
 bouncer of this very exclusive nightclub
 called: "The Lunch Room" and I asked
 each kid to bust a dance move for me in
 order to get in. Obviously, everyone could
 enter but they had to shake their body a
 little bit.
 All the kids were plaving along, making
 fortnite dances, and other popular moves
 like the dab, the nae nae, etc etc etc...the
 most shy boys could do the robot, and
 the most shy girls could take my hand
 and i would make them spin like ballet
 dancers.
 At one point it was the turn of this shy
 girl, who slowly walked toward me, looked
 at me in the eyes... Then cried
 She was absolutely terrified of doing this
 in front of the other kids and just cried. I
 tried to confort her a little, so I picked her
 up in my arms, and took her hand like we
 were dancing a waltz, then spinned our
 way into the lunchroom
 Later that day she came to see me and
 asking me to dance with her again. I sure
 did. I taught her how to dance the waltz
 (the 3 step thing) and she had a blast.
 Reply 693
 ZipCOde 1h
 this touched my soul. you're so cool
 75
 frecklesandmusings 1h
 Fellow educator here, that warmed
 my heart.
 elbmuhdnawen 55m
 this made me smile )
<p>from r/askmen I had to edit the comments and trim them a bit to fit in one photo because I’m on mobile</p>

<p>from r/askmen I had to edit the comments and trim them a bit to fit in one photo because I’m on mobile</p>

Dancing, Girls, and Nae Nae: u/caterpillarcraig 4h Men, how have you made a girl cr 435 511 Share BEST COMMENTS bivukaz 2h I work with kids in an elementary school One day I was standing in front of the lunch room, and I had to make the kids form a queue in order to enter the lunch room. In order to prevent the kids from rushing inside all at once, i usually play games with them to make them wait. Things like rock paper scissors, and other silly games. That day I was acting like I was the bouncer of this very exclusive nightclub called: "The Lunch Room" and I asked each kid to bust a dance move for me in order to get in. Obviously, everyone could enter but they had to shake their body a little bit. All the kids were plaving along, making fortnite dances, and other popular moves like the dab, the nae nae, etc etc etc...the most shy boys could do the robot, and the most shy girls could take my hand and i would make them spin like ballet dancers. At one point it was the turn of this shy girl, who slowly walked toward me, looked at me in the eyes... Then cried She was absolutely terrified of doing this in front of the other kids and just cried. I tried to confort her a little, so I picked her up in my arms, and took her hand like we were dancing a waltz, then spinned our way into the lunchroom Later that day she came to see me and asking me to dance with her again. I sure did. I taught her how to dance the waltz (the 3 step thing) and she had a blast. Reply 693 ZipCOde 1h this touched my soul. you're so cool 75 frecklesandmusings 1h Fellow educator here, that warmed my heart. elbmuhdnawen 55m this made me smile ) <p>from r/askmen I had to edit the comments and trim them a bit to fit in one photo because I’m on mobile via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IsQTCi">https://ift.tt/2IsQTCi</a></p>
Dancing, Girls, and Nae Nae: u/caterpillarcraig
 4h
 Men, how have you made a girl
 cr
 435
 511
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 bivukaz 2h
 I work with kids in an elementary school
 One day I was standing in front of the
 lunch room, and I had to make the kids
 form a queue in order to enter the lunch
 room. In order to prevent the kids from
 rushing inside all at once, i usually play
 games with them to make them wait.
 Things like rock paper scissors, and other
 silly games.
 That day I was acting like I was the
 bouncer of this very exclusive nightclub
 called: "The Lunch Room" and I asked
 each kid to bust a dance move for me in
 order to get in. Obviously, everyone could
 enter but they had to shake their body a
 little bit.
 All the kids were plaving along, making
 fortnite dances, and other popular moves
 like the dab, the nae nae, etc etc etc...the
 most shy boys could do the robot, and
 the most shy girls could take my hand
 and i would make them spin like ballet
 dancers.
 At one point it was the turn of this shy
 girl, who slowly walked toward me, looked
 at me in the eyes... Then cried
 She was absolutely terrified of doing this
 in front of the other kids and just cried. I
 tried to confort her a little, so I picked her
 up in my arms, and took her hand like we
 were dancing a waltz, then spinned our
 way into the lunchroom
 Later that day she came to see me and
 asking me to dance with her again. I sure
 did. I taught her how to dance the waltz
 (the 3 step thing) and she had a blast.
 Reply 693
 ZipCOde 1h
 this touched my soul. you're so cool
 75
 frecklesandmusings 1h
 Fellow educator here, that warmed
 my heart.
 elbmuhdnawen 55m
 this made me smile )
<p>from r/askmen I had to edit the comments and trim them a bit to fit in one photo because I’m on mobile via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IsQTCi">https://ift.tt/2IsQTCi</a></p>

<p>from r/askmen I had to edit the comments and trim them a bit to fit in one photo because I’m on mobile via /r/wholesomememes <a href="htt...

Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood Blood clot Blood vessel Blood unable to pass clot <p><a href="https://aven-rave.tumblr.com/post/173641187661/probablysupervillainrpgideas-turquoisemagpie" class="tumblr_blog">aven-rave</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://probablysupervillainrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/173627234676/turquoisemagpie-cumbermums" class="tumblr_blog">probablysupervillainrpgideas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://turquoisemagpie.tumblr.com/post/173547830749/cumbermums-blue-sunflowers" class="tumblr_blog">turquoisemagpie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-sunflowers.tumblr.com/post/54402528149">blue-sunflowers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingdomkeeperstrivia.tumblr.com/post/23644781369">kingdomkeeperstrivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animeaves.tumblr.com/post/22501511563">animeaves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hokarotsukino.tumblr.com/post/22476805096">hokarotsukino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …<br/>My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/>During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)<br/><br/>They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)<br/>She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.<br/><br/>Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/><br/>A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.<br/><br/>RECOGNIZING A STROKE<br/><br/>Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!<br/>Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.<br/>The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.<br/>Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :<br/><br/>S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..<br/>T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).<br/>R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .<br/><br/>If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.<br/><br/>NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is<br/>1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.<br/>2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.<br/><br/>A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.<br/><br/>And it could be your own.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>First reblog post that actually saves a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a life-saving post.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>the more you know</i></p> </blockquote> <p>yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG <b>REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </b></p> </blockquote> <p>Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…</p> </blockquote> <p><br/> </p> </blockquote> <p>My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^</p> </blockquote> <p>I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:</p> <ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?<br/></li> <li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?<br/></li> <li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?<br/></li> <li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.<br/></li> </ul><p>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </p> </blockquote> <p>As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone reblog this!</p> </blockquote> <p>A friend of a friend’s 24-year-old daughter just had a stroke. Don’t think it can’t happen just because you’re young. Re-blog to save a life</p>
Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood
 Blood clot
 Blood vessel
 Blood unable to pass clot
<p><a href="https://aven-rave.tumblr.com/post/173641187661/probablysupervillainrpgideas-turquoisemagpie" class="tumblr_blog">aven-rave</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://probablysupervillainrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/173627234676/turquoisemagpie-cumbermums" class="tumblr_blog">probablysupervillainrpgideas</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://turquoisemagpie.tumblr.com/post/173547830749/cumbermums-blue-sunflowers" class="tumblr_blog">turquoisemagpie</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-sunflowers.tumblr.com/post/54402528149">blue-sunflowers</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingdomkeeperstrivia.tumblr.com/post/23644781369">kingdomkeeperstrivia</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animeaves.tumblr.com/post/22501511563">animeaves</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hokarotsukino.tumblr.com/post/22476805096">hokarotsukino</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …<br/>My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/>During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)<br/><br/>They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)<br/>She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.<br/><br/>Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/><br/>A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.<br/><br/>RECOGNIZING A STROKE<br/><br/>Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!<br/>Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.<br/>The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.<br/>Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :<br/><br/>S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..<br/>T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).<br/>R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .<br/><br/>If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.<br/><br/>NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is<br/>1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.<br/>2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.<br/><br/>A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.<br/><br/>And it could be your own.</p>
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<p>First reblog post that actually saves a life.</p>
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<p>This is a life-saving post.</p>
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<p><i>the more you know</i></p>
</blockquote>
<p>yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.</p>
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<p>LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG <b>REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </b></p>
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<p>Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.</p>
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<p>Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…</p>
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<p><br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:</p>
<ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?<br/></li>
<li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?<br/></li>
<li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?<br/></li>
<li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.<br/></li>
</ul><p>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </p>
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<p>As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </p>
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<p>Everyone reblog this!</p>
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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The iC COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE m the pole with your hands. A tongue very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes will stick when the surface of the pole is 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole. 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İake test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue. . If if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck your tongue should do the trick. pantomiming a glass of water poured over How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MASCOT er aller cn all ood/ medi t is tial restau- tuate ave mark an- e to nc to HuW 'T'O ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of a small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring you in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers screensaver and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/"> Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>
Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
 iC
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes

 HOW TO TREAT A
 TONGUE STUCK
 TO A POLE
 m the pole with your hands.
 A tongue
 very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
 when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
 Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
 closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
 minutes
 will stick when the surface of the pole is
 1 Do not panic.
 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole.
 3 Move closer to the pole.
 Pulling sharply will be very painful.
 As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
 should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
 from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
 the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
 quickly heal.
 | İake
 test pull.
 Get as close as possible without letting more of the
 tongue's surface area touch the pole.
 Alternative Method
 0
 warm water
 Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
 the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
 freeze and exacerbate the problem.
 Be Aware
 Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
 saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
 small amount you will be able to generate is
 likely to freeze on your tongue.
 . If
 if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit
 Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor
 another person is present, have him or her
 pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
 may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
 stuck
 your tongue should do the trick.
 pantomiming a glass of water poured over

 How To THWART AN
 AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MASCOT
 er aller
 cn all
 ood/
 medi
 t is
 tial
 restau-
 tuate
 ave
 mark
 an-
 e to
 nc
 to

 HuW 'T'O ESCAPE
 FROM A GIANT
 OCTOPUS
 1Pull away quickly
 In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
 a small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
 away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
 sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
 if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
 next step
 2 Do not go limp.
 Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
 will check to see if you are a food item before letting
 you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
 quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
 sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
 "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult
 However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
 sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
 octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
 you in for a closer look.
 3
 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
 your arms.

 The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes
 Searchable CD
 With All
 11 Handbooks
 plus wallpapers
 screensaver
 and more
 By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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Life, Love, and Photoshop: @gmail.com> to me Hi James, I think I emailed you once before and got no re sponse, so I'm trying again. If you ever have the time l'd love for this one to come true: James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> I started self harming at the age of 13. I and have been clean for a while. The issue is, I've been suffering for so long that I haven't seen my arms looking clean, since I was a kid This method of dealing with stress will always have visible physical consequences followed by deep regrets. m 18 now As a young girl you were able to overcome something extremely traumatic and painful Something that you should never have had to live through as a child I want to see my arms without scars but I'm not very good with photoshop. I know the blur tool is good but it kinda just makes the skin look murky and weird when I use it (plus the closest thing to photoshop I can use is facetune). If this makes you uncomfortable then that's fine! I understand what you do is mostly comedy and it's not your job to do this. I won't be offended. But if you ever have the time or feel up to it, l'd love to see my scars removed. This is one of my favorite pictures of me, but it got kinda ruined by my arm. I know I'II have scars for the rest of my life but it would be nice to get rid of them just for one photo Look at your scars as a constant reminder of how strong you really are. Stay strong. Stay healthy. Thank you so much, I'm a big fan! Annie <p>Wholesome James via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2l027F8">https://ift.tt/2l027F8</a></p>
Life, Love, and Photoshop: @gmail.com>
 to me
 Hi James,
 I think I emailed you once before and got no re
 sponse, so I'm trying again. If you ever have the
 time l'd love for this one to come true:
 James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com>
 I started self harming at the age of 13. I
 and have been clean for a while. The issue is, I've
 been suffering for so long that I haven't seen my
 arms looking clean, since I was a kid
 This method of dealing with stress will always
 have visible physical consequences followed by
 deep regrets.
 m 18 now
 As a young girl you were able to overcome
 something extremely traumatic and painful
 Something that you should never have had to
 live through as a child
 I want to see my arms without scars but I'm not
 very good with photoshop. I know the blur tool is
 good but it kinda just makes the skin look murky
 and weird when I use it (plus the closest thing to
 photoshop I can use is facetune). If this makes
 you uncomfortable then that's fine! I understand
 what you do is mostly comedy and it's not your
 job to do this. I won't be offended. But if you ever
 have the time or feel up to it, l'd love to see my
 scars removed. This is one of my favorite pictures
 of me, but it got kinda ruined by my arm. I know I'II
 have scars for the rest of my life but it would be
 nice to get rid of them just for one photo
 Look at your scars as a constant reminder of
 how strong you really are.
 Stay strong. Stay healthy.
 Thank you so much, I'm a big fan!
 Annie
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Life, Love, and Photoshop: @gmail.com> to me Hi James, I think I emailed you once before and got no re sponse, so I'm trying again. If you ever have the time l'd love for this one to come true: James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> I started self harming at the age of 13. I and have been clean for a while. The issue is, I've been suffering for so long that I haven't seen my arms looking clean, since I was a kid This method of dealing with stress will always have visible physical consequences followed by deep regrets. m 18 now As a young girl you were able to overcome something extremely traumatic and painful Something that you should never have had to live through as a child I want to see my arms without scars but I'm not very good with photoshop. I know the blur tool is good but it kinda just makes the skin look murky and weird when I use it (plus the closest thing to photoshop I can use is facetune). If this makes you uncomfortable then that's fine! I understand what you do is mostly comedy and it's not your job to do this. I won't be offended. But if you ever have the time or feel up to it, l'd love to see my scars removed. This is one of my favorite pictures of me, but it got kinda ruined by my arm. I know I'II have scars for the rest of my life but it would be nice to get rid of them just for one photo Look at your scars as a constant reminder of how strong you really are. Stay strong. Stay healthy. Thank you so much, I'm a big fan! Annie <p>Wholesome James</p>
Life, Love, and Photoshop: @gmail.com>
 to me
 Hi James,
 I think I emailed you once before and got no re
 sponse, so I'm trying again. If you ever have the
 time l'd love for this one to come true:
 James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com>
 I started self harming at the age of 13. I
 and have been clean for a while. The issue is, I've
 been suffering for so long that I haven't seen my
 arms looking clean, since I was a kid
 This method of dealing with stress will always
 have visible physical consequences followed by
 deep regrets.
 m 18 now
 As a young girl you were able to overcome
 something extremely traumatic and painful
 Something that you should never have had to
 live through as a child
 I want to see my arms without scars but I'm not
 very good with photoshop. I know the blur tool is
 good but it kinda just makes the skin look murky
 and weird when I use it (plus the closest thing to
 photoshop I can use is facetune). If this makes
 you uncomfortable then that's fine! I understand
 what you do is mostly comedy and it's not your
 job to do this. I won't be offended. But if you ever
 have the time or feel up to it, l'd love to see my
 scars removed. This is one of my favorite pictures
 of me, but it got kinda ruined by my arm. I know I'II
 have scars for the rest of my life but it would be
 nice to get rid of them just for one photo
 Look at your scars as a constant reminder of
 how strong you really are.
 Stay strong. Stay healthy.
 Thank you so much, I'm a big fan!
 Annie
<p>Wholesome James</p>

<p>Wholesome James</p>

Bilbo, Cats, and Gif: WAIT You WAN DoWN? THIS IS DO 6 4CAT <p><a href="https://13ariumsulfate.tumblr.com/post/174001968286/everydayconman-hollowedskin-fatsexybitch" class="tumblr_blog">13ariumsulfate</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://everydayconman.tumblr.com/post/172112488874/hollowedskin-fatsexybitch-coffeeandstring" class="tumblr_blog">everydayconman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hollowedskin.tumblr.com/post/171046006748/fatsexybitch-coffeeandstring-verbalvomits" class="tumblr_blog">hollowedskin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fatsexybitch.tumblr.com/post/171012958346/coffeeandstring-verbalvomits-i-threw-a-dog" class="tumblr_blog">fatsexybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeeandstring.tumblr.com/post/150128886297/verbalvomits-i-threw-a-dog-on-the-ground-today" class="tumblr_blog">coffeeandstring</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://verbalvomits.tumblr.com/post/150064790451">verbalvomits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭</p> </blockquote> <p>I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.</p> </blockquote> <p>…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?</p> </blockquote> <p>you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/172cc0594b275a8d7b7a14085f005bf4/tumblr_inline_p5yl16d64a1qfqmt7_500.gif" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54db6b64e34d3d765e3069b33ca6c1ca/tumblr_inline_p5yl16CMjh1qfqmt7_500.gif" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is so true and I’m joked 😂😂😂</p> </blockquote>
Bilbo, Cats, and Gif: WAIT
 You WAN
 DoWN?
 THIS IS
 DO 6
 4CAT
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<p><a href="http://everydayconman.tumblr.com/post/172112488874/hollowedskin-fatsexybitch-coffeeandstring" class="tumblr_blog">everydayconman</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hollowedskin.tumblr.com/post/171046006748/fatsexybitch-coffeeandstring-verbalvomits" class="tumblr_blog">hollowedskin</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fatsexybitch.tumblr.com/post/171012958346/coffeeandstring-verbalvomits-i-threw-a-dog" class="tumblr_blog">fatsexybitch</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coffeeandstring.tumblr.com/post/150128886297/verbalvomits-i-threw-a-dog-on-the-ground-today" class="tumblr_blog">coffeeandstring</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://verbalvomits.tumblr.com/post/150064790451">verbalvomits</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse</p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/172cc0594b275a8d7b7a14085f005bf4/tumblr_inline_p5yl16d64a1qfqmt7_500.gif" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54db6b64e34d3d765e3069b33ca6c1ca/tumblr_inline_p5yl16CMjh1qfqmt7_500.gif" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>This is so true and I’m joked 😂😂😂</p>
</blockquote>

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