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Are You Dead: your-average-dork submitted to fuck-customers My Coworker Thinks I'm a Vampire So, uh, i don't know if this qualifies as a fuck coworkers, but my one coworker, let's call her Julie, is convinced I'm a vampire??? One day, i had turned to her to say something and she commented that my eyes looked red for a second and I was like haha i didn't know they did that and she ust nodded to herself as if she were confirming something Another time, some coworkers and I were talking and Julie, out of the blue, asked me if I liked garlic bread, i don't, and her eyes widen the slightest bit, but she doesn't say anything and the conversation moves on Just recently, I had made an offhanded comment about how my hands are always cold and she asked me, in a tone of voice that didn't sound like she was joking, 'are you dead? and I didn't know how to reply so I just laughed it off and said yeah, basically' before I started helping the next customer A different coworker said I reminded them of a vampire in twilight, except that I don't sparkle. Probably because I'm pretty pale and have my hair dyed black or something like that. But the second this coworker said the word vampire', Julie's head shot up and stared at me for an uncomfortable 5 seconds i?? don't know what to do?? She's a genuinely nice person and I like her when she's not trying to gather proof that I'm secretly an immortal being But it's getting to be too weird for me to deal with #submissions #fuck co-workers #fuck coworkers #embarrassing #submission 196 notes Some people
Are You Dead: your-average-dork submitted to fuck-customers
 My Coworker Thinks I'm a
 Vampire
 So, uh, i don't know if this qualifies as a fuck coworkers, but my one coworker,
 let's call her Julie, is convinced I'm a vampire???
 One day, i had turned to her to say something and she commented that my eyes
 looked red for a second and I was like haha i didn't know they did that and she
 ust nodded to herself as if she were confirming something
 Another time, some coworkers and I were talking and Julie, out of the blue,
 asked me if I liked garlic bread, i don't, and her eyes widen the slightest bit, but
 she doesn't say anything and the conversation moves on
 Just recently, I had made an offhanded comment about how my hands are
 always cold and she asked me, in a tone of voice that didn't sound like she was
 joking, 'are you dead? and I didn't know how to reply so I just laughed it off and
 said yeah, basically' before I started helping the next customer
 A different coworker said I reminded them of a vampire in twilight, except that I
 don't sparkle. Probably because I'm pretty pale and have my hair dyed black or
 something like that. But the second this coworker said the word vampire', Julie's
 head shot up and stared at me for an uncomfortable 5 seconds
 i?? don't know what to do??
 She's a genuinely nice person and I like her when she's not trying to gather
 proof that I'm secretly an immortal being
 But it's getting to be too weird for me to deal with
 #submissions #fuck co-workers #fuck coworkers #embarrassing #submission
 196 notes
Some people

Some people

Are You Dead: your-average-dork submitted to fuck-customers My Coworker Thinks I'm Vampire So, uh, i don't know if this qualifies as a fuck coworkers, but my one coworker, let's call her Julie, is convinced I'm a vampire??? One day, i had turned to her to say something and she commented that my eyes looked red for a second and I was like haha i didn't know they did that and she just nodded to herself as if she were confirming something Another time, some coworkers and I were talking and Julie, out of the blue, asked me if I liked garlic bread, i don't, and her eyes widen the slightest bit, but she doesn't say anything and the conversation moves on Just recently, I had made an offhanded comment about how my hands are always cold and she asked me, in a tone of voice that didn't sound like she was joking, 'are you dead? and I didn't know how to reply so I just laughed it off and said yeah, basically' before I started helping the next customer A different coworker said I reminded them of a vampire in twilight, except that l don't sparkle. Probably because I'm pretty pale and have my hair dyed black or something like that. But the second this coworker said the word vampire, Julie's head shot up and stared at me for an uncomfortable 5 seconds i?? don't know what to do?? She's a genuinely nice person and I like her when she's not trying to gather proof that I'm secretly an immortal being But it's getting to be too weird for me to deal with #submissions #fuck co-workers #fuck coworkers #embarrassing #submission 196 notes Ive had bad coworkers, but none of them top this.
Are You Dead: your-average-dork submitted to fuck-customers
 My Coworker Thinks I'm
 Vampire
 So, uh, i don't know if this qualifies as a fuck coworkers, but my one coworker,
 let's call her Julie, is convinced I'm a vampire???
 One day, i had turned to her to say something and she commented that my eyes
 looked red for a second and I was like haha i didn't know they did that and she
 just nodded to herself as if she were confirming something
 Another time, some coworkers and I were talking and Julie, out of the blue,
 asked me if I liked garlic bread, i don't, and her eyes widen the slightest bit, but
 she doesn't say anything and the conversation moves on
 Just recently, I had made an offhanded comment about how my hands are
 always cold and she asked me, in a tone of voice that didn't sound like she was
 joking, 'are you dead? and I didn't know how to reply so I just laughed it off and
 said yeah, basically' before I started helping the next customer
 A different coworker said I reminded them of a vampire in twilight, except that l
 don't sparkle. Probably because I'm pretty pale and have my hair dyed black or
 something like that. But the second this coworker said the word vampire, Julie's
 head shot up and stared at me for an uncomfortable 5 seconds
 i?? don't know what to do??
 She's a genuinely nice person and I like her when she's not trying to gather
 proof that I'm secretly an immortal being
 But it's getting to be too weird for me to deal with
 #submissions #fuck co-workers #fuck coworkers #embarrassing #submission
 196 notes
Ive had bad coworkers, but none of them top this.

Ive had bad coworkers, but none of them top this.