🐣 25+ Best Memes About Anything

Anaconda, Beautiful, and Cute: nathan zed@NathanZed 21h all the online teacher reviews for one of my professors just say "he's cute. they barely even say anything about how the class is taught. this nigga better be beautiful 79 3,340 42.5K nathan zed@NathanZed 14m update: dis nigga mad cute 100 254 2,944 Enrolled!

Enrolled!

Anaconda, Beautiful, and Cute: nathan zed@NathanZed 21h all the online teacher reviews for one of my professors just say "he's cute. they barely even say anything about how the class is taught. this nigga better be beautiful 79 3,340 42.5K nathan zed@NathanZed 14m update: dis nigga mad cute 100 254 2,944 Enrolled! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SaheK4

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Smell, Tumblr, and Weird: CAT $10 IN TREATS FEBRUARY 2019 QIL And the bug CROWLEY that got audy 10 THINGS at couldbe fridge You've gotMAIL Why every package is actually for you NOISES TREND weird smell, boxes and rubbing the side oT your mouth on literally anything new OUTSID ISSUR supermodelcats: “If there was a Cat Vogue magazine, can you imagine your picture being in it?” Hmm, let’s see…

supermodelcats: “If there was a Cat Vogue magazine, can you imagine your picture being in it?” Hmm, let’s see…

Word, World, and Change: Phonte @phontigallo 6h v Mans at Trader Joe's didn't ask me about my weekend or anything, just rang up my groceries and let me go on my way. Be the change you want to see in the world 924 t219 1,244 Spread the word

Spread the word

Being Alone, Church, and Energy: AINT PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL... LEAVE ME ALONE! I HAVE TO GET IN THE CHURCH! HAVE TO TALK TO ALONE NOW... M I AM GOD! WIFE GONE... MY OTHER TORN FROM ME By THAT CREATURE... I NEED GUIDANCE! you NEED TO BE PUT AWAY FOR LIFE BROCK! AND THAT IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO apprenticenanoswarm: beypride: Eddie fist-fighting cops to get into church and pray is Peak Content he doesn’t have the symbiote with him in this scene. he doesn’t have any powers. and he has laid out SEVEN COPS. the amount of raw idiotic Catholic energy in this panel is supremeMatt Murdock wishes he had anything on Eddie Brock

apprenticenanoswarm: beypride: Eddie fist-fighting cops to get into church and pray is Peak Content he doesn’t have the symbiote with him in...

Af, Classical Art, and Project: When you get an A on the group project but you didn't do anything Me af

Me af

Facebook, God, and Heaven: [god@heaven 1rm -rf devil Permission denied Igodeheaven m -rf devil* Permission denied Igodeheaven ]rm rf devil.* Permission denied [godsheaven Permission denied [god@heaven 1rm rf .* Permission denied Igodeheaven "] sudo rm -rE* 1rm rf ANYTHING FUCK facebook.com/IndianAtheista The Holy Sudo.

The Holy Sudo.

Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII. I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?

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Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII. I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?

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Tumblr, Best, and Blog: Me whenever l'm on r/wholesomememes and see literally anything 0 awesomacious: Best sub hands down

awesomacious: Best sub hands down

Dolphin, Live, and Mean: Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water Me🐬irl

Me🐬irl

Comfortable, T-Mobile, and Appreciate: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi 11:19 PM 40% Ande Wall @AndeWall 18h Replying to @zackfox I've been divorced twice, l'm comfortable being around dudes that don't like me or tailor anything to me in any way 35 55 1,940 Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h Bro its valentine day u good sis? 272 Ande Wall @AndeWall 16h I am, appreciate you asking, you good? O147u Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h 284 Ande Wall @AndeWall 15h Damn. What's up? 104 Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh... 14h v Girl, these valentines days just be hard sometimes 2 3 2161 Ande Wall @AndeWall 14h My son and I have a long standing tradition where we go to a restaurant, send *one* glass of champagne over to a couple and watch the confusion unfold about who it's for and where it came from. Maybe try that and see if it cheers you up 7 19 692 Tweet your reply Don’t let anything keep you down😘 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tmUGvA

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Comfortable, T-Mobile, and Appreciate: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi 11:19 PM 40% Ande Wall @AndeWall 18h Replying to @zackfox I've been divorced twice, l'm comfortable being around dudes that don't like me or tailor anything to me in any way 35 55 1,940 Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h Bro its valentine day u good sis? 272 Ande Wall @AndeWall 16h I am, appreciate you asking, you good? O147u Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h 284 Ande Wall @AndeWall 15h Damn. What's up? 104 Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh... 14h v Girl, these valentines days just be hard sometimes 2 3 2161 Ande Wall @AndeWall 14h My son and I have a long standing tradition where we go to a restaurant, send *one* glass of champagne over to a couple and watch the confusion unfold about who it's for and where it came from. Maybe try that and see if it cheers you up 7 19 692 Tweet your reply Don’t let anything keep you down😘

Don’t let anything keep you down😘

Old Woman, Target, and Tumblr: Cows will be your friend if you treat them nicely Old woman uses a marionette of herself to feed squirrels in the park I can't get anything done Someone was snoring in front of me on the train, I gave a light kick, and this face turned around and looked at me animalsnaps:More animal snaps

animalsnaps:More animal snaps

Alive, Birthday, and God: "Because of their beliefs I've never been vaccinated for anything, god knows how I'm still alive." upeter xIg UNILAD Teen With Anti-Vax Mum Gets Vaccinated 'For Everything' After 18th Birthday Trophy earned! One of the Luckly Few

Dogs, Tbh, and Tumblr: flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the like car rides. He's alittle thing tbh we call him short and long and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendlyl" So this guy brings his equally big triend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "can I pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never let anything hurt you. He's a good boy." I'll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked aft me (53, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah yes the two least intimidating living things I've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them' and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy awesomacious: This is too sweet

awesomacious: This is too sweet

Fail, Fast Food, and Food: Vomegle Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger I hate my fucking life! You: no you dont You: you hate your life right now Stranger: im 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better Stranger my co-workers make fun of me all day You: learn the ways of the honeybadger Stranger: and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay You: that is illegal Stranger cause he's a cheap bastard Stranger: my only friend is mentally retarded You: that makes you a wonderful friend: Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid shit Stranger i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive Stranger: plus every time i try i fail my drivers test You: Drivers ed bro You: shit works Stranger: and you know what the worst part is? You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you? Stranger i live in a pineapple under the sea. You: god damn it

Bored, Memes, and 🤖: MEOWED UNTIL HUMAN WOKE UP DID NT NEED ANYTHING JUST BORED

God, Tumblr, and Animal: It's a perfect watermelon I can't get anything done I shall na me him, birdie Sanders And then God said: "Who's a good boy?" What is this hamster preaching? babyanimalgifs:Animal snaps

babyanimalgifs:Animal snaps

Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space. Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs. 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up" buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do e loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC

loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tic...

Blank, Answer, and You: When you don't know the answer to an exam question but you don't want to leave it blank Anything better than Blank!

Anything better than Blank!

Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space. Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs. 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up" buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do e loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC

loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tic...

Tumblr, Best, and Blog: Me whenever l'm on r/wholesomememes and see literally anything 0 awesomacious: Best sub hands down

awesomacious: Best sub hands down

God, Animal, and Good: It's a perfect watermelon I can't get anything done I shall na me him, birdie Sanders And then God said: "Who's a good boy?" What is this hamster preaching? Animal snaps

Animal snaps

Cute, Friends, and Best: "Get excited about the little things. About wearing a new outfit for the first time. About Sunday brunches with your best friends. About the new cute guy in your class. About finding an extra dollar in your pocket. About anything that even remotely makes you happy because as you grow up, passions fade and enthusiasm gets mistaken for foolishness. So don't let the grey world stop you from shining."

Beer, Chill, and Friends: 11:39 T Florencla m sorry, l thought I was ready for this but I'm not. I haven't been in a good place mentally for a while now and l need to figure this out before I start meeting new people Feel free to unmatch me if you want otherwise I'll probably message you again when I'm feeling ready Sorry for wasting your time Thursday 7:26 PM Hey! l'm not looking for a boyfriend/ girlfriend or anything special here l've met some cool people that I call friends as well. I enjoy listening to people, so if you wanna drink a beer/ coffee and talk about your problems I'm happy to listen/help! That's something good about latinamerican people, we're friendly and l'm really chill and laid back sometimes it's easier to talk to people you don't know in order to get an impartial opinion or well that's what I think S You didn't waste my time, you seem to GIF Type a message... I know Im being a pussy, but god damn some people on Tinder are just too nice.

I know Im being a pussy, but god damn some people on Tinder are just too nice.

Ass, Valentine's Day, and Mean: When he doesn't get you anything for Valentine's Day so now you have to call his wife Mean Ass. 😁😁😁😁😁

Mean Ass. 😁😁😁😁😁

Sad, Feel, and Anything: I don't feel sad I don't feel anything

Say It, Immigration, and Trump: DECLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY just wanted you to know that you can'tjust say the word emergency and expect anything to happen didn't say it, Ideclared it. President Trump and Congress battle over illegal immigration (2019)

President Trump and Congress battle over illegal immigration (2019)

Memes, Tbh, and Valentine's Day: When she asks what she's getting for Valentines Day e8 I’m too broke for anything else tbh @88wavey

I’m too broke for anything else tbh @88wavey

Counter Strike, Fuck You, and Fucking: 11:25 13:12 sharpest jello kitchen knife insharpest carbon fiber kitchen the world 圧倒的不妾者の極み! 10,447,009 views 2 months ago knife in the world 圧倒的不妾者の極み! 13,634,525 views 2 months ago 11:48 11:15 sharpest Cardboard kitchen knife in the world 圧倒的不妾者の極み! 12,212,340 views 1 month ago Sharpening a 1 knife with S 300 Whetstone 圧倒的不妾者の極み! 3,047,043 views 7 months ago 8:27 sharpest ice kitchen knife in the world 圧倒的不審者の極み! 5,246,153 views 2 months ago sharpest Aluminium foil kitchen knife in the world 圧倒的不審者の極み! 4,598,865 views 3 months ago synthicyde: karpad: darkbookworm13: feedmecomicart: webbut: seelcudoom: transgirlnausicaa: durbikins: Counter Strike: Global Offensive this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife! ate the fucking knife nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke. You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does. Let’s not forget everything else in his videos. The googly eyes he puts on things His cow jugs The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

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Dank, Winter, and Spring: TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon IT IS FEBRUARY. THE NONSENSE MONTH IS IT WINTER. NO. IS IT SPRING. NO. WHY IS IT COLD. MY SOCKS ARE WET. I CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING. FEBRUARY.

Disney, Movies, and Saw: Hey, Judy. I'd just like to say I'm sorry for the way I behaved in my youth I had a lot o -doubt. and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and agression a major jerk. cloperella I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies Gideon made something of himself. He's a pastry chef, something that's not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn't try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever, he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. Well done, Disney toggle-woggs Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into "unchecked rage and aggression" sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he's either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney:) whimmy-bam This movie is a treasure awesomacious: Zootopia being wholsome

awesomacious: Zootopia being wholsome

Meme, Spider, and SpiderMan: revolutionator traceexcalibur traceexcalibur did classic Spider-Man even DO anything besides be a meme 5 notes tesladyneindustries kingcheddarxvii YES! AND HERE'S HOW:

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior) wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm nodding along not thinking anything of all this when he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists though and then proceeds to take out his phone and text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644, will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our son Reply 3.3k vanillafolder09 1h If this is real, this is wholesome af awesomacious: Wholesome post about swearing

awesomacious: Wholesome post about swearing

Memes, Respect, and Lost: Have you ever lost all respect for someone? Like you don't hate them but you don't feel the need to associate yourself or say anything to them anymore,

Facts, Memes, and Valentine's Day: Wetherspoons > Anything associated with Valentine's day. Facts.

Facts.

Love, Winter, and Spring: Technical!yRon @TechnicallyRon IT IS FEBRUARY. THE NONSENSE MONTH IS IT WINTER. NO. IS IT SPRING. NO. WHY IS IT COLD. MY SOCKS ARE WET. I CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING. FEBRUARY, February: a love story

February: a love story

Friends, Valentine's Day, and Fuck: HOEGIVESNOFUCKS @hgnf_emmers If he doesn't buy you anything for Valentine's Day... fuck his friends 2/13/19, 4:52 PM You’re welcome

You’re welcome

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the office

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Y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladanimals yet

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This little lad needed his uncle to roll anything but a 6 in order to win the game... 😂🙊

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