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anti jokes: File: 1337809575066 ipg-(12 KB, 420x337, Untitled.jpg) Anonymous (ID: ahQFZxuO) 05/23/12(Wed)17:46:15 No.401534735 >Knock Knock who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol ANTI' JOKES Anonymous (ID: QPcJGwos) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:46 No.401535019 File: 1337809666000 ipg-(37 KB, 300x300, reaction 12 jpg) the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: 80dA3anp) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:49 No. 401535029 the driver was an alcohol >was an alcohol >an alcohol Anonymous (ID: UEXGDniN) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:58 No.401535062 a man walks into a bar its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: uulGtpMB) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54 19 No.401536240 File: 1337810059692 jpg-(267 KB, 911x911, dominoes1.jpg) >A man walks into dominoes looking for pizza >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: nwZEepyF) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:22 No.401536252 >Knock knock >Who's there? >Strawberry >Strawberry who? An alcohol Anonymous (ID: W++Gx0sd) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:22 No.401536253 A priest and a Rabbi walk into a Mosque Sits the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: vwp1+80R) 05/23/12(Wed)17:50:29 No.401535497 two guys go to a store its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (D: wp1+8OR) 05/23/12(Wed)18:04:20 No.401538294 how many light bulbs does it take to kill a baby? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: ssDPrKzf) 05/23/12(Wed)17:52:36 No 401535906 File: 1337809956436 ipg-(50 KB, 466x300, The-money-wasted-on-drugs-and-(...)jpg) >an alcohol We put him into a lineup, ma'am. Please pick out the one that killed your son Anonymous (ID: 7t/4sdkG) 05/23/12(Wed)18:04:07 No.401538259 File: 1337810647905 ipg-(89 KB, 417x277, analcohol.jpg) an alcohol
anti jokes: File: 1337809575066 ipg-(12 KB, 420x337, Untitled.jpg)
 Anonymous (ID: ahQFZxuO) 05/23/12(Wed)17:46:15 No.401534735
 >Knock Knock
 who's there?
 its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 ANTI'
 JOKES
 Anonymous (ID: QPcJGwos) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:46 No.401535019
 File: 1337809666000 ipg-(37 KB, 300x300, reaction 12 jpg)
 the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: 80dA3anp) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:49 No. 401535029
 the driver was an alcohol
 >was an alcohol
 >an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: UEXGDniN) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:58 No.401535062
 a man walks into a bar
 its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: uulGtpMB) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54 19 No.401536240
 File: 1337810059692 jpg-(267 KB, 911x911, dominoes1.jpg)
 >A man walks into dominoes looking for pizza
 >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver
 the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: nwZEepyF) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:22 No.401536252
 >Knock knock
 >Who's there?
 >Strawberry
 >Strawberry who?
 An alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: W++Gx0sd) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:22 No.401536253
 A priest and a Rabbi walk into a Mosque
 Sits the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: vwp1+80R) 05/23/12(Wed)17:50:29 No.401535497
 two guys go to a store
 its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (D: wp1+8OR) 05/23/12(Wed)18:04:20 No.401538294
 how many light bulbs does it take to kill a baby?
 its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: ssDPrKzf) 05/23/12(Wed)17:52:36 No 401535906
 File: 1337809956436 ipg-(50 KB, 466x300, The-money-wasted-on-drugs-and-(...)jpg)
 >an alcohol
 We put him into a lineup, ma'am. Please pick out the
 one that killed your son
 Anonymous (ID: 7t/4sdkG) 05/23/12(Wed)18:04:07 No.401538259
 File: 1337810647905 ipg-(89 KB, 417x277, analcohol.jpg)
 an alcohol
anti jokes: 25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever. 1. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation 2. Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem. 3. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. 4. Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" Nope, I'm a person. 5. A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. The cleric, having abstained from alcohol due to religious constrictions, does not drink, and his friends decide to do the same. They spend the night laughing and having a good time. 6. Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients. 7. What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut. 8. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. 9. A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles. 10. I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" 11. A group of Mexicans were in the back of a car. They were carpooling to work to save on gas. 12. A man walks in to a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart. 13. I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. 14. An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey 15. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 16. Yo momma's so ugly that your father no longer finds her attractive, and now their marriage is in trouble 17. Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Because Baseball and Soccer are much more popular sports in Mexico. 18. What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. 19. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars... except for the duck. 20. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer 21. What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot. 22. Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead. 23. Why couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall? I don't know. I'm asking you the question. 24. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 25. Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker? She has dementia.
anti jokes: 25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever.
 1. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they
 spotted the potential danger in the situation
 2. Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is
 a serious problem.
 3. How do you confuse a blonde?
 Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
 4. Ask me if I am an orange.
 "Are you an orange?"
 Nope, I'm a person.
 5. A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. The cleric,
 having abstained from alcohol due to religious constrictions,
 does not drink, and his friends decide to do the same. They
 spend the night laughing and having a good time.
 6. Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?
 He uses the finest ingredients.
 7. What do you call a black man on the moon?
 An astronaut.
 8. What's red and smells like blue paint?
 Red paint.
 9. A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The
 bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware
 he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins
 to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just
 ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he
 realizes his marriage is in shambles.
 10. I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he
 kicked the bucket. He said,
 "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
 11. A group of Mexicans were in the back of a car. They were
 carpooling to work to save on gas.
 12. A man walks in to a bar.
 His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
 13. I like my coffee like my women.
 Without a penis.
 14. An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go
 by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because
 owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird
 of prey
 15. What's red and bad for your teeth?
 A brick.
 16. Yo momma's so ugly that your father no longer finds her
 attractive, and now their marriage is in trouble
 17. Why didn't Jesus play hockey?
 Because Baseball and Soccer are much more popular sports in
 Mexico.
 18. What's green and has wheels?
 Grass, I lied about the wheels.
 19. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?
 They both have handlebars... except for the duck.
 20. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
 Neither of them is a police officer
 21. What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
 A pilot.
 22. Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?
 Because she's dead.
 23. Why couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall?
 I don't know. I'm asking you the question.
 24. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical
 question?
 25. Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker?
 She has dementia.
anti jokes: File: 1337809575066.jpg-(12 KB, 420x337, Untitled.jpg) Anonymous (ID ahQFZxuO) 05/23/12(Wed)17:46:15 No.401534735 >Knock Knock who's there? >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol ANTI JOKES Anonymous (ID: QPcJGwos) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:46 No.401535019 File: 1337809666000 (37 KB, 300x300, reaction12.jpg) >the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: 80dA3anp) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:49 No.401535029 >the driver was an alcohol >was an alcohol >an alcohol Ps Anonymous (ID: UEXGDniN) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:58 No.401535062 >a man walks into a ba >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: uulGtpMB) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:19 No.401536240 File: 1337810059692 jpg-(267 KB, 911x911, dominoes1.jpg) >A man walks into dominoes looking for pizza >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: nwZEepyF) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:22 No.401536252 >Knock knock >Who's there? >Strawberry >Strawberry who? >An alcohol Anonymous (ID: W++Gx0sd) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:22 No.401536253 A priest and a Rabbi walk into a Mosque >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: vwp1+80R) 05/23/12(Wed)17:50:29 No.401535497 two guys go to a store >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (D: wp1+8OR) 05/23/12(Wed)18:04:20 No.401538294 how many light bulbs does it take to kill a baby? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol Anonymous (ID: ssDPrKzf) 05/23/12(Wed)17:52:36 No.401535906 File: 1337809956436.jpg-(50 KB, 466x300, The-money-wasted-on-drugs-and-.).jpg) >an alcohol We put him into a lineup, ma'am. Please pick out the one that killed vour son Anonymous (ID: 7t/4sdkG) 05/23/12(Wed)18:04:07 No.401538259 File: 1337810647905 ipg-(89 KB, 417x277, analcohol.jpg) an alcohol
anti jokes: File: 1337809575066.jpg-(12 KB, 420x337, Untitled.jpg)
 Anonymous (ID ahQFZxuO) 05/23/12(Wed)17:46:15 No.401534735
 >Knock Knock
 who's there?
 >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 ANTI
 JOKES
 Anonymous (ID: QPcJGwos) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:46 No.401535019
 File: 1337809666000
 (37 KB, 300x300, reaction12.jpg)
 >the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: 80dA3anp) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:49 No.401535029
 >the driver was an alcohol
 >was an alcohol
 >an alcohol
 Ps
 Anonymous (ID: UEXGDniN) 05/23/12(Wed)17:47:58 No.401535062
 >a man walks into a ba
 >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: uulGtpMB) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:19 No.401536240
 File: 1337810059692 jpg-(267 KB, 911x911, dominoes1.jpg)
 >A man walks into dominoes looking for pizza
 >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver
 the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: nwZEepyF) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:22 No.401536252
 >Knock knock
 >Who's there?
 >Strawberry
 >Strawberry who?
 >An alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: W++Gx0sd) 05/23/12(Wed)17:54:22 No.401536253
 A priest and a Rabbi walk into a Mosque
 >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: vwp1+80R) 05/23/12(Wed)17:50:29 No.401535497
 two guys go to a store
 >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (D: wp1+8OR) 05/23/12(Wed)18:04:20 No.401538294
 how many light bulbs does it take to kill a baby?
 its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
 Anonymous (ID: ssDPrKzf) 05/23/12(Wed)17:52:36 No.401535906
 File: 1337809956436.jpg-(50 KB, 466x300, The-money-wasted-on-drugs-and-.).jpg)
 >an alcohol
 We put him into a lineup, ma'am. Please pick out the
 one that killed vour son
 Anonymous (ID: 7t/4sdkG) 05/23/12(Wed)18:04:07 No.401538259
 File: 1337810647905 ipg-(89 KB, 417x277, analcohol.jpg)
 an alcohol
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 What do you call a fish
 with no eyes? a fsh.
G'Mornin everyone β˜• 🌞 it looks like rain....my puppies come home this evening!!!! 🐢🐢🐢🐢

G'Mornin everyone β˜• 🌞 it looks like rain....my puppies come home this evening!!!! 🐢🐢🐢🐢