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And Then He: In Case of "B" Break Glass My daughter is currently pulling a D- in math. This is her phone. galexion: handmetheshovel: thatguyinthecornerino: randomavengersquotes: lolnerdsposts: robanilla: justsomeonereloadable: thesecretkeith: blanketfortprincette: tastefullyoffensive: (photo by聽fistfullofcookies) Why do parents always assume their kid is lazy when they get bad grades? Like maybe help your kids by talking to them, not punishing them. This is how I failed math and didn鈥檛 even know I had number dyslexia for years. When my sister was in high school she struggled a LOT with math. Like I know a lot of people find it really difficult (myself included), but I mean she was really really bad at it. She has always been a very smart, creative and sensitive person, but math made no sense to her, to the point where passing seemed impossible. I will always remember that twice a week, around the kitchen table, my sister would sit down with my dad for hours, and they would try to work out her math homework. I should mention that my dad is an artist, and art teacher. Truth be told I think he struggled with math just as much if not more then she did. But twice a week you could hear them downstairs, going back and forth, trying to figure it out together. Some nights would be smooth and easy, some nights I could hear them arguing from one floor up about factors or equations, not in anger but in mutual frustration. I remember the day that she passed. My sister couldn鈥檛 wait until my dad鈥檚 school day ended, so she called him at work. She gleefully announced to him 鈥淚 got a D-!鈥. We could hear him through the phone as he exclaimed 鈥淪he got a D!鈥 excitedly to his class. Still through the phone we heard his students clapping, laughing and whooping in congratulations. Seldom has a grade in our household been so celebrated. Just thought a shitty picture like this should be accompanied by a story about a person鈥檚 parents who actually gave a shit about helping their kid instead of mocking and punishing them. Read the story Read the story Read the story reblogging for the story. READ IT. THE STORY If it weren鈥檛 for my dad I would not be able to read and write. I was born1971 and people really didn鈥檛 know or care that some people struggle not because they are lazy but they just fuckin鈥 can鈥檛 do what comes easy to most. My dad did what that father did. Dad was working 12/14/16 hour days. And still鈥 he sat down and read up on shit, talked to my teacher - and then he saved me. Reading has made me. I am a reader. The one thing people know about me is: she reads. Be like dad. Don鈥檛 be a tit. R E A DT h eS T O R Y
And Then He: In Case of "B"
 Break Glass
 My daughter is currently pulling a D- in math. This is her phone.
galexion:

handmetheshovel:
thatguyinthecornerino:

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lolnerdsposts:

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thesecretkeith:

blanketfortprincette:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo by聽fistfullofcookies)

Why do parents always assume their kid is lazy when they get bad grades? Like maybe help your kids by talking to them, not punishing them. This is how I failed math and didn鈥檛 even know I had number dyslexia for years.

When my sister was in high school she struggled a LOT with math. Like I know a lot of people find it really difficult (myself included), but I mean she was really really bad at it. She has always been a very smart, creative and sensitive person, but math made no sense to her, to the point where passing seemed impossible.
I will always remember that twice a week, around the kitchen table, my sister would sit down with my dad for hours, and they would try to work out her math homework. I should mention that my dad is an artist, and art teacher. Truth be told I think he struggled with math just as much if not more then she did. But twice a week you could hear them downstairs, going back and forth, trying to figure it out together. Some nights would be smooth and easy, some nights I could hear them arguing from one floor up about factors or equations, not in anger but in mutual frustration.
I remember the day that she passed. My sister couldn鈥檛 wait until my dad鈥檚 school day ended, so she called him at work. She gleefully announced to him 鈥淚 got a D-!鈥. We could hear him through the phone as he exclaimed 鈥淪he got a D!鈥 excitedly to his class. Still through the phone we heard his students clapping, laughing and whooping in congratulations. Seldom has a grade in our household been so celebrated.
Just thought a shitty picture like this should be accompanied by a story about a person鈥檚 parents who actually gave a shit about helping their kid instead of mocking and punishing them.


Read the story


Read the story


Read the story 


reblogging for the story. READ IT.


THE STORY


If it weren鈥檛 for my dad I would not be able to read and write. I was born1971 and people really didn鈥檛 know or care that some people struggle not because they are lazy but they just fuckin鈥 can鈥檛 do what comes easy to most.
My dad did what that father did. 
Dad was working 12/14/16 hour days.
And still鈥 he sat down and read up on shit, talked to my teacher - and then he saved me. Reading has made me. I am a reader. The one thing people know about me is: she reads.  
Be like dad.
Don鈥檛 be a tit.


R E A DT h eS T O R Y

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And Then He: abc honeydrippingbeehives: ohhellorula: Bill Hader鈥檚 knife story is the funniest thing ever TRANSCRIPTIONBill Hader: This funny thing鈥 As PAs we would all hang out. And there was this guy named Big鈥揑 was Little Bill on that show because there was a guy named Big Bill, he was like 6鈥7鈥斥揳nd this other guy named Jason Altieri. And one time Jason, he had this giant bowie knife, like a Rambo knife, and he was hitting a tree with it. [audience laughter] This is what we would do. [Bill laughs] This is Hollywood, guys!Jimmy Kimmel: You鈥檙e practicing editing!Bill: Yeah, he was editing! [unintelligible + laughter]Jimmy: The old-fashioned way.Bill: The old-fashioned way. This is the way they did it on Gone With The Wind, I tell ya! [audience laughter] You gotta get your editing thing together, your editing arm down. So he was cutting this thing and we were laughing, and then Bill comes over and he鈥檚 like聽鈥淗ey, J, you should really stop messing with鈥濃搕his is a cigarette鈥撯漼ou really should stop messing with the knife.鈥 And J went [grunting noises] and he went聽鈥淗ey, come on! Don鈥檛 do that.鈥 And he walked away. Then Bucky, our prop guy, came over and he goes聽鈥淗ey, I got that exact same knife but it鈥檚 retractable. It鈥檚 fake.鈥 [inaudible + laughter] So he gets the fake one. He鈥檚 doing this鈥Bill laughs] And it鈥檚 one of those things where we waited, like, an hour. [audience laughter] Like, you couldn鈥檛 go,聽鈥淗ey, Bill! Come over here!鈥 You had to be like鈥e has to just walk over. So we鈥檙e waiting for an hour and J is like聽鈥淕uys, is he over? Ah, come on, man!鈥 So finally, Bill comes over and goes,聽鈥淗ey, are you still messing with that knife? You should stop messing with the knife, man.鈥 And he went [grunting noise], and he went聽鈥淚 told you, don鈥檛 do that!鈥 And then he just went [clunking sound effect] and stuck him right in the chest [Bill laughs] and Bill went聽鈥淲HY?!鈥 [laughter] He thought he was murdered! He legit thought he just got murdered! [Bill laughs] And we were鈥h, we were laughing so hard! [laughter] He just went聽鈥淲HY?!鈥 like that鈥檚 the thing you would say.[Bill laughs]Jimmy: Call his parents to tell his final words [Jimmy laughs]Bill:聽鈥淲hat did Bill say?鈥 Wait, wait til you hear what he said when he鈥 [inaudible + laughter] He yelled聽鈥淲hy?鈥 [Bill laughs]Jimmy: Oh, that鈥檚 good. Oh, boy.
And Then He: abc
honeydrippingbeehives:

ohhellorula:
Bill Hader鈥檚 knife story is the funniest thing ever
TRANSCRIPTIONBill Hader: This funny thing鈥 As PAs we would all hang out. And there was this guy named Big鈥揑 was Little Bill on that show because there was a guy named Big Bill, he was like 6鈥7鈥斥揳nd this other guy named Jason Altieri. And one time Jason, he had this giant bowie knife, like a Rambo knife, and he was hitting a tree with it. [audience laughter] This is what we would do. [Bill laughs] This is Hollywood, guys!Jimmy Kimmel: You鈥檙e practicing editing!Bill: Yeah, he was editing! [unintelligible + laughter]Jimmy: The old-fashioned way.Bill: The old-fashioned way. This is the way they did it on Gone With The Wind, I tell ya! [audience laughter] You gotta get your editing thing together, your editing arm down. So he was cutting this thing and we were laughing, and then Bill comes over and he鈥檚 like聽鈥淗ey, J, you should really stop messing with鈥濃搕his is a cigarette鈥撯漼ou really should stop messing with the knife.鈥 And J went [grunting noises] and he went聽鈥淗ey, come on! Don鈥檛 do that.鈥 And he walked away. Then Bucky, our prop guy, came over and he goes聽鈥淗ey, I got that exact same knife but it鈥檚 retractable. It鈥檚 fake.鈥 [inaudible + laughter] So he gets the fake one. He鈥檚 doing this鈥Bill laughs] And it鈥檚 one of those things where we waited, like, an hour. [audience laughter] Like, you couldn鈥檛 go,聽鈥淗ey, Bill! Come over here!鈥 You had to be like鈥e has to just walk over. So we鈥檙e waiting for an hour and J is like聽鈥淕uys, is he over? Ah, come on, man!鈥 So finally, Bill comes over and goes,聽鈥淗ey, are you still messing with that knife? You should stop messing with the knife, man.鈥 And he went [grunting noise], and he went聽鈥淚 told you, don鈥檛 do that!鈥 And then he just went [clunking sound effect] and stuck him right in the chest [Bill laughs] and Bill went聽鈥淲HY?!鈥 [laughter] He thought he was murdered! He legit thought he just got murdered! [Bill laughs] And we were鈥h, we were laughing so hard! [laughter] He just went聽鈥淲HY?!鈥 like that鈥檚 the thing you would say.[Bill laughs]Jimmy: Call his parents to tell his final words [Jimmy laughs]Bill:聽鈥淲hat did Bill say?鈥 Wait, wait til you hear what he said when he鈥 [inaudible + laughter] He yelled聽鈥淲hy?鈥 [Bill laughs]Jimmy: Oh, that鈥檚 good. Oh, boy.

honeydrippingbeehives: ohhellorula: Bill Hader鈥檚 knife story is the funniest thing ever TRANSCRIPTIONBill Hader: This funny thing鈥 As PA...

And Then He: Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How鈥.? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.聽 Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip鈥檚 jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he聽FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There鈥檚 a movie about his life called 鈥淚 love you, phillip morris鈥澛燬tarring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it鈥檚 literally just a 鈥渂e gay do crime鈥 rom com there鈥檚 no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it鈥檚 sweet and I鈥檇 die for it guess what鈥檚 going on my to watch list now
And Then He: Steven Russell was a con artist who
 escaped from prison by using laxatives
 to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then
 called the prison, posing as a doctor,
 asking for prisoners interested in an
 experimental treatment, and
 volunteered. Once out of Texas, he
 sent death certificates to the prison
 stating he had died.
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
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creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How鈥.?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.聽
Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
then he was arrested again, and the above happened
while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip鈥檚 jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he聽FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There鈥檚 a movie about his life called 鈥淚 love you, phillip morris鈥澛燬tarring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor


Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it鈥檚 literally just a 鈥渂e gay do crime鈥 rom com there鈥檚 no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it鈥檚 sweet and I鈥檇 die for it


guess what鈥檚 going on my to watch list now

monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How鈥.? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.聽 Originally arrested...

And Then He: Special Instructions: boy send your cutest delivery looking-for-amber: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying 鈥渋鈥檓 the only one working is it ok if i come鈥 he got a $20 tip Hey as a manager at a pizza shop, this makes us all uncomfortable. Wether it be a boy or girl driver I HAVE to tell them to be vigilant. Don鈥檛 go into the house. Don鈥檛 speak more than necessary. Don鈥檛 give them your name. Leave if you feel unsafe, I don鈥檛 care if they don鈥檛 get their food. Call me when you鈥檙e coming back so I know you鈥檙e okay. The company (before I worked there of course) had a girl kidnapped because of this! Because the manager at the time didn鈥檛 think to send another employee seeing as it was close to midnight! Thankfully they got her back within a day. I don鈥檛 care if you鈥檙e just trying to be funny. This is predatory and very scary. Side note that鈥檚 related: DON鈥橳 HIT ON YOUR DRIVERS! Unless the show signs of wanting to get to know you or something, don鈥檛 make them uncomfortable. I had to put a guy on the DON鈥橳 DELIVER list because he kept calling for my 17yo female employee, only wanted her, no one else. I refused to send her and then he started coming in and wanted to talk to her. She was terrified, rightfully so. She also told me about a month after she quit, she swore she saw him walking around her neighborhood. She had to put a restraining order against the fucker. LEAVE THE DRIVERS ALONE YOU CREEPS.
And Then He: Special
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 send your cutest delivery
looking-for-amber:
so-super-fucking-skinny:

twinque:

ordering pizza

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying 鈥渋鈥檓 the only one working is it ok if i come鈥
he got a $20 tip


Hey as a manager at a pizza shop, this makes us all uncomfortable. Wether it be a boy or girl driver I HAVE to tell them to be vigilant. Don鈥檛 go into the house. Don鈥檛 speak more than necessary. Don鈥檛 give them your name. Leave if you feel unsafe, I don鈥檛 care if they don鈥檛 get their food. Call me when you鈥檙e coming back so I know you鈥檙e okay. 
The company (before I worked there of course) had a girl kidnapped because of this! Because the manager at the time didn鈥檛 think to send another employee seeing as it was close to midnight! Thankfully they got her back within a day. I don鈥檛 care if you鈥檙e just trying to be funny. This is predatory and very scary. 
Side note that鈥檚 related: DON鈥橳 HIT ON YOUR DRIVERS! Unless the show signs of wanting to get to know you or something, don鈥檛 make them uncomfortable. I had to put a guy on the DON鈥橳 DELIVER list because he kept calling for my 17yo female employee, only wanted her, no one else. I refused to send her and then he started coming in and wanted to talk to her. She was terrified, rightfully so. She also told me about a month after she quit, she swore she saw him walking around her neighborhood. She had to put a restraining order against the fucker. 
LEAVE THE DRIVERS ALONE YOU CREEPS.

looking-for-amber: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a ca...