🐣 25+ Best Memes About Always

Tumblr, Work, and Blog: Interviewer: would u describe yourself as a mature person who is always hard at work? Me: *holding back an erection joke* yes <a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175854183469/why-am-i-like-this" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>: <blockquote>Why am I like this?!!</blockquote>

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Memes, Sarcasm, and How: Tweet Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It's always like bam, there's a snail He’s got a point… via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LpZGdJ">https://ift.tt/2LpZGdJ</a>

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Memes, Old, and 🤖: Old publicity photos of nsync always make them look like Guy Fieri's five sons

Memes, 🤖, and Will: When a person is really info you, they Will always find a way fo make fime for you no excuses.

America, Children, and Family: SOCIALIST CLAIM "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs. Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their kids." -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez REALITY Multiple Jobholders as a Percent of Employed 1. The percent of workers with multiple jobs is near its all-time low. Average Weekly Hours Worked 7.5 37,0 36.5 2. The average number of hours worked per week is near its all-time low. 35.5 35.0 45 34.0 3. That's not even how unemployment is calculated. Working multiple jobs does not lower the unemployment rate more than working one job does, nor does working long hours. Unbiased America ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ’S EMBARRASSINGLY INCORRECT CLAIM By Kevin Ryan Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made several bizarre claims in an interview with Firing Line’s Margaret Hoover last week that has a lot of people scratching their heads. Ocasio-Cortez, the left’s new darling and self-described socialist, was asked about the strong economy and low unemployment rate. She offered a bizarre explanation. “Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,” she explained. “Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their kids.” Huh? Ok, first of all, that’s not even how the unemployment rate works. It’s a measure of how many people are looking for a job but can’t find one. Neither holding multiple jobs, nor working overtime affects the calculation at all. Secondly, “everyone has two jobs” couldn’t be further than the truth. The percent of workers with more than one just is near its all-time low, under 5%. And people aren’t working longer and longer hours to make ends meet. In fact, people are working fewer hours, not more, meaning it’s actually easier than ever to feed your family. Ocasio-Cortez then goes on to blame capitalism for the above-mentioned made-up problems. Ironically, her dire description of the economy is a more apt description of what life was like BEFORE capitalism, when everyone worked extremely long hours, including children, just to avoid starvation. She seems to long for those days. “Capitalism has not always existed in the world and it will not always exist in the world,” she said. SOURCES: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/firing-line/video/alexandria-ocasio-cortez/ https://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/2015/article/multiple-jobholding-over-the-past-two-decades-2.htm https://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/2017/article/multiple-jobholding-in-states-in-2015.htm https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/LNS12026620#0 https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/PRS84006023#0 https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/AWHAETP http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/jul/18/alexandria-ocasio-cortez/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-wrong-several-counts-abou/ https://www.factcheck.org/2018/07/ocasio-cortez-wrong-on-cause-of-low-unemployment/ https://reason.com/blog/2018/07/17/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-unemployment NOTE ON METHODOLOGY: Weekly work hours is based on the BLS “Business Sector: Average Weekly Hours” index, which I’ve converted from an index to actual hours. There are many different measures of “weekly work hours,” but all show a long downward trend in hours worked, not an upward trend as Ocasio-Cortez contends.

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ’S EMBARRASSINGLY INCORRECT CLAIM By Kevin Ryan Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made several bizarre claims in an intervie...

Affect, Be Careful, and You: Actions: People need to learn that their actions do affect other people. So be careful what you say and do, it's not always just about you. ILES

Confused, Friends, and True: I now know what a true friend really is: someone who always loves you, the imperfect you, the confused you, the wrong you, the scared you, because that's what friends do. tinybuddha .com

Memes, True, and Never: Never leave a true relationship for a few faults. Nobody is perfect, nobody is correct, and in the ena, affection is always greater Than perfechon. ❤️

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Shit, Weird, and Work: Amy Quayle @amy_quayle Clearing out your room always leads to weird shit, I'm walking round with a travel neck pillow on tryna get my old DS to work

Ass, Bad, and Fam: Jesse Chavez l ordered one large pizza and when it came idk if it was a joke but literally nothing on it just the crust no sauce cheese toppings nothing. 41 minutes ago Like Reply Pizza Hut O Jesse, we would like to hear more about this order. Please contact us at www.pizzahut.com/phcares with the details. SB t minutes 800 Like Jesse Chavez My bad fam I was high ass fuck and opened the pizza upside down This will always be funny 😂 https://t.co/XW7CxzTb3D

This will always be funny 😂 https://t.co/XW7CxzTb3D

Holes, Good, and Heart: She was a forgiver. Her heart was so large. She didn't know how to give up on people, because she always believed the good in those she loved. It was until she was walked on so many times, she had no choice but to let go of those who burned holes in her heart. ILES

Bae, Blackpeopletwitter, and Yeah: Podcast Bae @TheOTAPShovw When you choose "Debit" your bank pays for the transaction. When you choose "Credit"'the merchant does This is why your bank incentivizes you to use credit and the merchant always asks "debit?" Instead of "debit or credit" Because most folks just say yeah w/o thinking Alyssa Briana @_miixedginl Tell me something l don't know Just write checks to piss both sides off (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Just write checks to piss both sides off (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Being Alone, Family, and Parents: Balloon Boy The Untold Stor <a href="https://ren-of-rationality.tumblr.com/post/176000159280/libertarirynn-this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a" class="tumblr_blog">ren-of-rationality</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175977121284/this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a-good-chance" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>: <blockquote> This is mind blowing. There’s a good chance “Balloon Boy” from back in 2009 wasn’t actually an intentional hoax at all and this family got screwed over by the justice system and lied about by the media 😳 Follow up: <a href="https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY">https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY</a> </blockquote> I don’t know, I always thought that the most damning evidence against them was the kid’s slip up during the interview, which interestingly enough is the evidence he seemed to gloss over more than the others. The excuse given by this kid wasn’t just “not a great excuse” it makes no sense. The kid states that someone asked him vaguely “so what happened about this balloon thing” shortly after he’d spoken to someone else about where he was hiding. That’s not what happened though, when this kid slips up his parents asked him, “Didn’t you hear us calling for you?” then when he nods yes, they ask “well why didn’t you come out?” Then the kids answers, “You guys said, we did this for the show.” <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FwI6UONWCq7A"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wI6UONWCq7A?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure>All of which is very different than what the kid’s saying happened in his later excuse. </blockquote> Yes and the video addresses this. It is a weird slip but being that it’s pretty much the only evidence that still stands up and it *is* still the word of a sleep deprived six-year-old who may not have even fully understood the question, especially since they *have* been on shows before, I don’t think that alone is enough to show beyond reasonable doubt that’s a hoax.

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Gif, God, and Oh My God: SHNOMF NOMF HORMF HOM I've gots to get my rib on! Uh oh! Looks like Doris could use the cleaning power of SHINE BRIGHT clothing soap! WHO IN THE SHIT- Shunc SHINE BRIGHT cuts right through that greasy barbeque sauce with our special patented cleansing chemicals called "Cleansicals"! called "Cleansicals",- Ah, good as new! WOAH! WOAH WHAT?? You may have a sparkling clean blouse, Doris, but you'l always be stuck with that filthy personality! Just the way mama likes it!! Squa Now giddafuckout ma house <a href="http://mrs-jamie-wellerstein.tumblr.com/post/138518643212/writebastard-aragorn1379-ginjaninja3716" class="tumblr_blog">mrs-jamie-wellerstein</a>:<blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writebastard.tumblr.com/post/127122394113">writebastard</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aragorn1379.tumblr.com/post/92875965119">aragorn1379</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ginjaninja3716.tumblr.com/post/75118855340">ginjaninja3716</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commandereyebrows.tumblr.com/post/62641962273">commandereyebrows</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chachipistachis.tumblr.com/post/54218909712">chachipistachis</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.tumblr.com/post/50529088111">theamericankid</a>: <blockquote> Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. </blockquote> Is this the same artist who made the original for this <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff73092818e65657206f4d9fd35f52d6/tumblr_inline_p7jwl8vGjP1qfcjfm_540.gif" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"/></figure> </blockquote> how women actually are </blockquote> OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD </blockquote> mother fuckin macys sale </blockquote> Her name is Doris. <a href="http://b1nd1.deviantart.com/art/Doris-156093096">Here’s the artist</a>. And here’s more Doris: <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b69f7f952ee0b9a2ac0a9f31063ac211/tumblr_inline_p7jwl9BOLX1qfcjfm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> I have a physical need to reblog this every time. </blockquote>

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Bad, Dank, and Dogs: Dogs - A Review Dogs are celebrated because they can Do Things, and because they can be very Nice. That is very good for Dogs. They get 4 stars for that. To the great horror of many Annoying People, 1 star must be deducted for the following reasons: Greasiness, Shedding. Aggressive Defecation. Over-Salivation. Deliberate and Forceful Pissing. Gluttony. Jealousy. Property Damage, Whining. Domestic Abuse, Insurance Fraud, Heresy. Sacrilege. Blasphemy. Apostasy. Straight-up Murder. Wage Theft. Absenteeism, Always Running Their Mouths, and Alchemy Good @welcometomymemepage @wtmmp no. bad.

Blackpeopletwitter, Girls, and Vines: alexia @_alexiaa_ the most unfunny girls in the world always calling themselves goofy 2018-05-26, 1:59 AM Quoting vines isnt a personality trait (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Quoting vines isnt a personality trait (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dogs, Friends, and Love: Julia Galef @juliagalef I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left AS| turned the corner | could hear his owner saying to him reproach- fully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends" 3:47 AM 17 Jul 18 169 Retweets 1,679 Likes Pupper pals

Pupper pals

Dinosaur, Toys, and Travel: Travel photos are always better with dinosaur toys

Relationships, Best, and You: if you can't handle me at my worst then leave because i don't have a best I'm always awful

Cute, Hella, and Always: I always go to the register with the cutest cashier Self Checkout I’m hella frickin cute

I’m hella frickin cute

Funny, Shit, and Kids: Ballin Kaepernick @TheCoolTeacher Y'all. I'm in class. Kids are working, talking and whatnot. I hear this "You're like a plunger. Always bringing up old shit." IHOLLERED 10/26/17, 6:19 PM LMAOOOOO! https://t.co/52h72EAJKR

LMAOOOOO! https://t.co/52h72EAJKR

Advice, Definitely, and Life: how the signs show they care libra: if a libra cares about you they will open up to you, they love to share their lives with people aries: it's obvious. they are super protective over you and would fight someone for you. they care about and they'll tell you personal they'll tease you but don't want others being mean to you will always have your back what and make you feel good about yourself. things. they will also be there for you no matter taurus very touchy feely and supportive to those they care about. they'll pay a lot of attention to you and always remember small details about your life. they will be there for you 24/7 scorpIO there's a good chance they won't just straight up say it but they'll show it by always listening to you and offering advice as well as defending you no matter what. also super protective of you. gemini: they will always want to have fun with you and go on adventures. they will try to cheer you up with laughter when you're down and never abandon you. they'll talk with you for hours. sagittarius: would literally do anything for someone they care about. they are super loyal to the ones they love and stick by their side with uplifting support cancer: they will tell you and be very affectionate capricorn: towards you, they will be there for you all the capricoms are very loyal to the ones they care time and always want to be around you. ill about and stick up for them no matter what. always want to talk about your life. they also love to help others so they'll give lots of advice and support to you. leo: a leo will shower you with gifts and affection so aquarius: you know they care about you. it will most likely they'll want to talk and be close with you all be obvious because they will tell you or pay a lot the time. if you're upset they will try thein of attention to you constantly. hardest to make you smile or laugh and they won't ever give up on you. virgo: a virgo will joke around with you a lot but at pisces: llalways be there for you they show they care by being a comforting and be very supportive. they may not say they care but they will definitely show it. presence and just letting you vent. they will give you great advice and listen to you no matter what. they will always check up on you.

Love, Heart, and Match: 23 140 km away Whether we match or not, Ihope your day is full of positivity and wholesomeness. Just know that you will always be worthy of unconditional love and support Was not expecting this type of heart warming this morning.

Was not expecting this type of heart warming this morning.

Love, Heart, and Match: 23 140 km away Whether we match or not, Ihope your day is full of positivity and wholesomeness. Just know that you will always be worthy of unconditional love and support Was not expecting this type of heart warming this morning. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2zReCga">https://ift.tt/2zReCga</a>

Was not expecting this type of heart warming this morning. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2zReCga">https://ift.tt/2zReCga<...

Life, Memes, and Never: Life has Knocked me down a few times,it showed me things never wanted to see.l experienced sadness and failures. But one thing for sure, always get up. Amen! Be Human Be Kind <3

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Dress, Looking, and Fine: He peck. He wreck but most importantly He dress fine as heck he always looking on point.

he always looking on point.

Being Alone, Club, and Tumblr: It's always sad when you see someone eating alone <a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/175666569999/lonely-girl" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>: <blockquote>Lonely Girl</blockquote>

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Horoscope, Check, and Post: Whenever I come across a horoscope post I always check yours too

Memes, 🤖, and Case: ALWAYS CARRYA KNIFE WITH YOU. JUST IN CASE THERE'S CHEESECAKE, OR YOU NEED TO STAB SOMEONE IN THE THROAT.

Dank, Life, and Never: No matter what life throws at you, always remember one thing: Bangs are never the answer canij Never ever.

Never ever.

Clothes, Life, and Love: o Sprint 5:38 AM a e is mr clean gay is mr clean gay ALL NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS MAPS "Mr. Clean is neither gay, straight nor bi, he is asexual because sex of any kind is just too dirty for him. His first love has always been cleaning. He can't even bear to be seen in anything but clean, perfectly white clothes. So it has been his whole life." I’m ace (gray) too.

I’m ace (gray) too.

Love, Memes, and Never: Love her like you never wanf fo ose ner and hafs how youll always keep her.

Bailey Jay, Club, and Trap: BUT A MAGIC IMMORTAL SNAIL WILL SPAWN WITHIN 10KM OF YOU IT'S AS FAST AS REGULAR SNAIL BUT IT WILL ALWAYS BE CHASING YOU IF IT TOUCHES YOU YOU DIE DO YOU TAKE THE DEAL? l. Get a metal bucket and a barbell weight and wait for snail (only about 200 hours 2 Trap snail with bucket and add barbell lmont got ya 3. built brick wall around it 4. enjoy your 10 billion $ problem, magic snails? QUEt <a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/175787922215/theres-nothing-troll-physics-cant-fix" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>: <blockquote>There’s nothing troll physics can’t fix.</blockquote>

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Club, Tumblr, and Blog: YOGETI0 BILLIONG BUT A MAGIC IMMORTAL SNAIL WILL SPAWN WITHIN 10KM OF YOU ITSAS FAST AS REGULAR SNAIL, BUT IT WILL ALWAYS BE CHASING YOU F IT TOUCHES YOU YOU DIE DO YOU TAKE THE DEAL? ME: <a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/175823553195/happy-end" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>: <blockquote>Happy End</blockquote>

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Friends, Love, and Memes: We felt we owed something to our friends who have passed, we always post farewell photos, so today we decided to create an album in honor of our friends...We miss you and love you and you will never be forgotten!

We felt we owed something to our friends who have passed, we always post farewell photos, so today we decided to create an album in honor of...

Heart, Mind, and Will: The mind will not always remember exactly what happened. but the heart will always remember the feeling. - Brigitte Nicole

Funny, Money, and Saw: danielkanhai i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. 12." then they always pick one up and inspect it like, "yeah, it's grade A alright...the real deal" sheriffsunshine People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut inwincible-mutton-chops Tbh, I always saw my mom check the eggs in the carton and for the longest time I didn't know why and everytime I went out and bought eggs I'd copy her because that's what everyone does, open the carton. So l'd always just end up staring at an open carton of eggs in the grocery store thinking "Yes. These are eggs. And I'd buy them. Source: danielkanhai

Beautiful, Brave, and Cool: I have always liked my people a bit damaged. A bit rough around the edges. A bit difficult to stereotype. A bit stranger than the normal crowd. I like people whose eyes tell stories and whose smiles have fought through wars. If you're perfect, chances are, we aren't going to get on. If you're one of the cool kids, chances are, you won't like me. You see, what I want is authentic. What I want to see is your purlty, l want to see the way you wear your scars, I want to see how brave you are with your vulnerability, how emotionally naked do you let the world see you. Your damage may not be beautiful, but it has made you exquisite. It makes you original, different - and one of my kind of people because people like you are the most incredible things about this world. Nikita Gill wordables.

Clothes, Food, and Memes: My Mom was a Miracle Worker. With little money she always managed to put clean clothes on me, take a few cans of food and make it seem like a feast, squeeze her budget so that she could buy me that thing I just had to have, be my nurse, teacher, counselor, cook, maid, and friend, and still greet the world with a smile. Others may have had more money than we did, but no one had a better mother. Be Human Be Kind My mom was a miracle worker.<3

My mom was a miracle worker.<3

Birthday, Yoshi, and Cake: For the past 3 years, my wife has made me a Yoshi cake for my birthday. They're always terrible, but I don't care. ro

Barber, Funny, and Haircut: This is my favorite barber shop review ever. Back The Mane Barber Shop. 4 months ago Shout out to my man Henry who not only didn't mention the heinous fart I ripped in his chair, but casually aimed the blow drier at my crotch for about 15 seconds while pretending to be distracted by the tv to save us both True professional. Haircut is also always on point if you care about that sort of thing. Useful 2 (9 Funny 7 Cool O A True Professional

A True Professional

Barber, Funny, and Haircut: This is my favorite barber shop review ever. Back The Mane Barber Shop. 4 months ago Shout out to my man Henry who not only didn't mention the heinous fart I ripped in his chair, but casually aimed the blow drier at my crotch for about 15 seconds while pretending to be distracted by the tv to save us both True professional. Haircut is also always on point if you care about that sort of thing. Useful 2 (9 Funny 7 Cool O A True Professional via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LaJWv8">https://ift.tt/2LaJWv8</a>

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Jealous, Memes, and Respect: She deserves to know that you will always put her first. She deserves to know that you will always be faithful, loving and trusting towards her. She deserves to know that you will always be her protector. She deserves to know that she can always count on you for support. She deserves to smile multiple times a day. She deserves to be treated so well, it will make other women jealous of her. She deserves to be loved for who she is and not for who you want her to be. She deserves to laugh like she doesn't have a worry in the world. She deserves to have a man she can hold hands and walk together with spiritually. She deserves to be spoken to with respect. She deserves whatever makes her fel like she is truly the only woman in the world.

Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:<blockquote>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</blockquote>

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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>: <blockquote>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</blockquote>

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: FRANK, HATE TO BOTHER YOU, BUT CAN I ASK YOU A QUICK QUESTION? GLENN, LIKE I SAID: YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK ME ANY QUESTION, AS LONG AS YOU AT LEAST G00GLED IT OR MADE SOME SORT OF ATTEMPT TO FIND THE ANSWER ON YOUR OWN FIRST WEB TOON dustinteractive T <a href="http://dustinteractive.com/post/175472663381/lmgtfy" class="tumblr_blog">dustinteractive</a>: <blockquote>LMGTFY</blockquote>

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Android, Got, and Answer: Any of yall got an android charger?" @_Blockaye The answer is always no 😂💀💯 https://t.co/PbPTJqKwJa

The answer is always no 😂💀💯 https://t.co/PbPTJqKwJa

Birthday, Yoshi, and Cake: For the past 3 years, my wife has made me a Yoshi cake for my birthday. They're always terrible, but I don't care.

Apparently, Crying, and Dad: 1111 7996 23:29 29 JUNE My dad always found ruooer ducks while on walks and hid them around for his version of good luck. He passed four years ago, and we thought we found them all. Tonight, I opened the back seat cupholder of my car for apparently the first time in a while. Dad, you genius jerk 30,273 likes uess where i'm crying rn

Birthday, Funny, and Yoshi: For the past 3 years, my wife has made me a Yoshi cake for my birthday. They're always terrible, but I don't care.

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