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    always: Even if you had a bad date, always give the restaurant a thumbs up!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Even if you had a bad date, always give the restaurant a thumbs up!
                
            

            
            
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    always: awesomacious:

I love my grandpa very much. He has always been my true inspiration.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: awesomacious:

I love my grandpa very much. He has always been my true inspiration.
                
            

            
            
awesomacious:

I love my grandpa very much. He has always been my true inspiration.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: I love my grandpa very much. He has always been my true inspiration.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: I love my grandpa very much. He has always been my true inspiration.
                
            

            
            
I love my grandpa very much. He has always been my true inspiration.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: I’ll Always love her🥰
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: I’ll Always love her🥰
                
            

            
            
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    always: They will always be alive in our memories and on google maps :/
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: They will always be alive in our memories and on google maps :/
                
            

            
            
They will always be alive in our memories and on google maps :/

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: twitblr:

Its always a chain reaction
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: twitblr:

Its always a chain reaction
                
            

            
            
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    always: Always Rely On Family
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Always Rely On Family
                
            

            
            
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    always: They will always be alive in our memories and on google maps :/
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: They will always be alive in our memories and on google maps :/
                
            

            
            
They will always be alive in our memories and on google maps :/

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: jaredbottoms:



I will always hold you close,But I will learn to let you go.


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: jaredbottoms:



I will always hold you close,But I will learn to let you go.


                
                

                
            

            
            
jaredbottoms:



I will always hold you close,But I will learn to let you go.



            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: [OC] Even if your world is dark, you can always find someone to enjoy yourself with.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: [OC] Even if your world is dark, you can always find someone to enjoy yourself with.
                
            

            
            
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    always: Always sunny
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Always sunny
                
            

            
            
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    always: This actually made my day. Always pay up folks.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: This actually made my day. Always pay up folks.
                
            

            
            
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    always: This actually made my day. Always pay up folks.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: This actually made my day. Always pay up folks.
                
            

            
            
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    always: They’re always the best players for some reason 💀
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: They’re always the best players for some reason 💀
                
            

            
            
They’re always the best players for some reason 💀

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: epicjohndoe:

Always Be Supportive
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: epicjohndoe:

Always Be Supportive
                
            

            
            
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Always Be Supportive

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: lemonsgivelife:
debthestoner:

rrdcooc:

addakax:

mysticalalleycat:

politicalcdnmama:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

0-memento-mori-0:

justaplate:

claydart:

starlitskyes:

frosttrix:

extremedistressorstellarblowjob:

queen-of-heck:


brightoncemore:

todayiwrotenothing:

gay-jesus-probably:

solongstarbird:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones 

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.


How could you forget this one though


I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.


Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”


ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!


I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life 

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple


I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor


He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god 


It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.


An older project, but he also did this:
(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuck 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.


Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)



Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: lemonsgivelife:
debthestoner:

rrdcooc:

addakax:

mysticalalleycat:

politicalcdnmama:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

0-memento-mori-0:

justaplate:

claydart:

starlitskyes:

frosttrix:

extremedistressorstellarblowjob:

queen-of-heck:


brightoncemore:

todayiwrotenothing:

gay-jesus-probably:

solongstarbird:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones 

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.


How could you forget this one though


I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.


Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”


ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!


I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life 

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple


I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor


He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god 


It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.


An older project, but he also did this:
(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuck 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.


Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)



Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.

                
            

            
            
lemonsgivelife:
debthestoner:

rrdcooc:

addakax:

mysticalalleycat:

politicalcdnmama:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

0-memento-mori-0:...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: I Don’t Always Die In Video Games…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: I Don’t Always Die In Video Games…
                
            

            
            
I Don’t Always Die In Video Games…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: True for me but I always try to stay positive.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: True for me but I always try to stay positive.
                
            

            
            
True for me but I always try to stay positive.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: You can try to make it foolproof, but you’ll always find a bigger fool
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: You can try to make it foolproof, but you’ll always find a bigger fool
                
            

            
            
You can try to make it foolproof, but you’ll always find a bigger fool

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: awesomacious:

You’ll always be beautiful
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: awesomacious:

You’ll always be beautiful
                
            

            
            
awesomacious:

You’ll always be beautiful

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: How does this always happen?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: How does this always happen?
                
            

            
            
How does this always happen?

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: Always missing
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Always missing
                
            

            
            
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    always: Cat memes: always purrfect for when you're bored out of your mind! #Memes #Cats #Animals
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Cat memes: always purrfect for when you're bored out of your mind! #Memes #Cats #Animals
                
            

            
            
Cat memes: always purrfect for when you're bored out of your mind! #Memes #Cats #Animals

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: Always keep a gun by The_Zoffical
MORE MEMES
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Always keep a gun by The_Zoffical
MORE MEMES
                
            

            
            
Always keep a gun by The_Zoffical
MORE MEMES

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: Always keep a gun
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Always keep a gun
                
            

            
            
Always keep a gun

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: twitblr:

It always happens
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: twitblr:

It always happens
                
            

            
            
twitblr:

It always happens

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: Always expect the unexpeted [OC]
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Always expect the unexpeted [OC]
                
            

            
            
Always expect the unexpeted [OC]

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: Meta-memes always follow when their standard use is dying out so its rather fitting
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: Meta-memes always follow when their standard use is dying out so its rather fitting
                
            

            
            
Meta-memes always follow when their standard use is dying out so its rather fitting

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    always: WillYouPressTheButton?.com
 I will not!
 You can shapeshift into
 any form you choose
 but
 People will always know
 it's you
endyranartz:

brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

This would be fun when around friends. 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: WillYouPressTheButton?.com
 I will not!
 You can shapeshift into
 any form you choose
 but
 People will always know
 it's you
endyranartz:

brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

This would be fun when around friends. 
                
            

            
            
endyranartz:

brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

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    always: HE'S
 NAKED!

 THAT IAM.

 CseLDS
juliatheanimelover7:

the-reviewer:
maddreax:


rottedd:

final act


good call Sesshy



HSHAHAHAHAHAH



😂 😂 😂 


I will ALWAYS reblog this.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                always: HE'S
 NAKED!

 THAT IAM.

 CseLDS
juliatheanimelover7:

the-reviewer:
maddreax:


rottedd:

final act


good call Sesshy



HSHAHAHAHAHAH



😂 😂 😂 


I will ALWAYS reblog this.
                
            

            
            
juliatheanimelover7:

the-reviewer:
maddreax:


rottedd:

final act


good call Sesshy



HSHAHAHAHAHAH



😂 😂 😂 


I will ALWAYS reblog...