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    Fucking, God, and Internet: mandatalks:

locatescape:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-



Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Fucking, God, and Internet: mandatalks:

locatescape:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-



Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

                
            

            
            
mandatalks:

locatescape:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Magic, Vacation, and Sunday: PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR
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 IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR,
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 XERHINO
Programmers nightmare
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Magic, Vacation, and Sunday: PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR
 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS
 (28 days x 13 months = 364, +1 = 365)
 THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY
 THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 2 3 4 5 6 7
 89
 4 5 67
 1 23
 8 9
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 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
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 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 NYD
 2 34
 89
 5 6 7
 1 2
 1 23
 4 5 6 7
 NEW YEARS DAY.
 5 6 7
 1
 4
 1
 10
 11
 12 13
 14
 8
 9
 10
 11
 12 13
 14
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 10
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 IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND,
 IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS
 IT'S A DOUBLE VACATION DAY
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 20 21
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 23
 24
 25
 26
 27 28
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 23
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 25
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 27 28
 THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS,
 "I'LL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU
 KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY.
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
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 IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR,
 IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY.
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 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
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 EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN
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 XERHINO
Programmers nightmare
                
            

            
            
Programmers nightmare