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All In Favor: All in favor raise your hands
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All In Favor: All in favor raise your hands by Bmchris44 MORE MEMES
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All In Favor: PAEDIATRICIAN BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE PAEDIATRICIAN £14.99 Free postage ONCOLOGIST BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE ONCOLOGIS £14.99 Free postage PHILOSOPHER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE PHILOSOPHER £14.99 FULKER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE ULKER £14.99 Free postage GILDER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE GILDER £14.99 Free postage KEDGER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE KEDGER £14.99 Free postage HORSELEECH BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE HORSELEECH £14.99 Free postage RODMAN BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE RODMAN £14.99 Free postage HUSBANDMAN BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE HUSBANDMAN £14.99 Free postage STRIKEBREAKER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GR New (other) DADDYS LITTLE STRIKEBREAKER £14.99 Free postage MORTICIAN BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE MORTICIAN £14.99 Free postage elodieunderglass: An aesthetic that first appears to be pure and basic Heterosexuals Are At It Again, but becomes increasingly uncomfortable until you finally understand: these babygrows (onesies) with parental professions on eBay. An entrepreneurial sort, eBay user “justtheshirt” realized that for some people, the perfect gift for, say, the baby of a beekeeper is a onesie saying “Daddy’s Little Beekeeper.” In fact, the more obscure the profession, the more excited the customer will feel about the representation! So they took a list of All the Professions, and generated a listing for each one. If someone buys a onesie, they can stamp it with whatever the listing said - and make a rather enormous profit, on a £3 onesie, having made exactly one design and used one script. Genius! The issue is, they didn’t curate the list. Not a single human appears to have overseen this process. So they have inadvertently created some uncomfortably themed babywear, like “Daddy’s Little Maid,” “Daddy’s Little Nightwalker,” and “Daddy’s Little Courtesan.” The database also contained a massive proportion of obscure Medieval English professions, like “fulker” and “meader” and “whipcord maker.” (The auto-generated listing enthuses something like, “the perfect gift for a whipcord maker - or just for someone who wishes they were one!”) There are onesies for babies whose daddies are herbalists, muleteers and sacristans. I have come full circle in my feelings about this and now I am all in favor of dressing babies in these, as long as the profession is incredibly obscure, and the daddy in question refuses to explain anything.
All In Favor: PAEDIATRICIAN BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 PAEDIATRICIAN
 £14.99
 Free postage
 ONCOLOGIST BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 ONCOLOGIS
 £14.99
 Free postage
 PHILOSOPHER BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 PHILOSOPHER
 £14.99

 FULKER BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 ULKER
 £14.99
 Free postage
 GILDER BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 GILDER
 £14.99
 Free postage
 KEDGER BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 KEDGER
 £14.99
 Free postage

 HORSELEECH BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 HORSELEECH
 £14.99
 Free postage
 RODMAN BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 RODMAN
 £14.99
 Free postage

 HUSBANDMAN BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 HUSBANDMAN
 £14.99
 Free postage
 STRIKEBREAKER BODY
 SUIT PERSONALISED
 DADDYS LITTLE BABY GR
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 STRIKEBREAKER
 £14.99
 Free postage
 MORTICIAN BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 MORTICIAN
 £14.99
 Free postage
elodieunderglass:

An aesthetic that first appears to be pure and basic Heterosexuals Are At It Again, but becomes increasingly uncomfortable until you finally understand: 

these babygrows (onesies) with parental professions on eBay.

An entrepreneurial sort, eBay user “justtheshirt” realized that for some people, the perfect gift for, say, the baby of a beekeeper is a onesie saying “Daddy’s Little Beekeeper.” In fact, the more obscure the profession, the more excited the customer will feel about the representation! So they took a list of All the Professions, and generated a listing for each one. If someone buys a onesie, they can stamp it with whatever the listing said - and make a rather enormous profit, on a £3 onesie, having made exactly one design and used one script. Genius!

The issue is, they didn’t curate the list.  Not a single human appears to have overseen this process. So they have inadvertently created some  uncomfortably themed babywear, like “Daddy’s Little Maid,” “Daddy’s Little Nightwalker,” and “Daddy’s Little Courtesan.” 

The database also contained a massive proportion of obscure Medieval English professions, like “fulker” and “meader” and “whipcord maker.” (The auto-generated listing enthuses something like, “the perfect gift for a whipcord maker - or just for someone who wishes they were one!”) 

There are onesies for babies whose daddies are herbalists, muleteers and sacristans.

I have come full circle in my feelings about this and now I am all in favor of dressing babies in these, as long as the profession is incredibly obscure, and the daddy in question refuses to explain anything.

elodieunderglass: An aesthetic that first appears to be pure and basic Heterosexuals Are At It Again, but becomes increasingly uncomfort...