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A Sneeze: When you tell your boyfriend a joke and the girl under his bed starts laughing too Never forget your girls favorite color. I canโ€™t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you โ€œight chill outโ€ but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. Iโ€™m catching some bomb neck, Iโ€™m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me whatโ€™s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs canโ€™t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets Iโ€™m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before Iโ€™m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldnโ€™t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. โ€œI donโ€™t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you donโ€™t trust me Idk about thisโ€ Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldnโ€™t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I canโ€™t date liars fam. I broke up with her. Iโ€™m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
A Sneeze: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I canโ€™t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you โ€œight chill outโ€ but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. Iโ€™m catching some bomb neck, Iโ€™m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me whatโ€™s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs canโ€™t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets Iโ€™m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before Iโ€™m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldnโ€™t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. โ€œI donโ€™t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you donโ€™t trust me Idk about thisโ€ Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldnโ€™t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I canโ€™t date liars fam. I broke up with her. Iโ€™m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.

Never forget your girls favorite color. I canโ€™t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find ano...

A Sneeze: When your 3-year-old wakes you up with a sneeze
A Sneeze: When your 3-year-old wakes you up with a sneeze

When your 3-year-old wakes you up with a sneeze

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A Sneeze: DID YOU KNOW
 n The Water To Cold At The End Of
 Yout Sower To Prn Aine
 Cold Water Seals Your Pores And
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Keep An Onion Near You At Night
 If You Have A Stufly Nose
 DID YOU KNOW
 Put Your Hands In ice Water And
 Flex Then If You Have A Migraine
 DID YOU KNOW
 Press Your Tangue Against
 the Roof Of Your Mouth
 You Have A Brain Freezse
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Pinch Yourelf If You Just
 Can t Stop Laughing
 DID YOU KNOW
 IfYou're AboutTo5่‡ผrt Gagging.
 Tuck Your Tumb in Your Fist Anรก
 Grip It Tightly
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Scratch Your Ear If You Have
 A Tickle In Your Throฤ…t.
 DID YOU KNOW?
 Put Deodorant On A Mosquito
 Rite To Stop The Itching
 DID YOU KNOW
 Resejrch Shows That The Right Ear is
 Fietter At Plcking Up Werds&Speech
 Whle The Left Exe Is Better
 Picking Lp Masik & Other Sounds
 DID YOU KNOW
 If You Have A Toothache, Rob Scme
 Ice Between Your Thumb And Foretiniger
 This Can Reliqve The Pan
 By Lp To 50 Percent
 DID YOU KNOW
 Press Your Tongue Firnly Against
 The Back of Your Teeth
 To Prevent A Sneeze
 DID YOU KNOW?
 If You're In Red And Stll Feelhng Dzzy
 Place One Of Your Feet Oe The Ground
 Ths wall Help Your Ba
 Recalculate Your Poation.
 DID YOU KNOW
 If You're Having Trouble
 Falling Asleep, Blink Fast
 For A Minute
 DID YOU KNOW!
 If You Read A Speech Before Yau
 Go To Bed, You Will Remember
 It Better Io The Moming
 DID YOU KNOW
 if You're Feeling sleepy
 Hold You're Breath For es Long
 As You Can And Then Release i
 SORRY FOR THE LONG POST
 HERES A POTATO
15 Things that you may not know

15 Things that you may not know