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    Animals, Gif, and Radio: RADIO
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protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over the world is interminable. We could throw statistics at you all day long (e.g. Upwards of 300 MILLION tons of plastic are consumed each year), but the impact of these numbers border on inconceivable.
For those living on the coasts, a mere walk on the beach can give anyone insight into how staggering our addiction to plastic has become as bottles, cans, bags, lids and straws (just to name a few) are ever-present. In other areas that insight is more poignant as the remains of animal carcasses can frequently be observed; the plastic debris that many of them ingested or became entangled in still visible long after their death. Sadly, an overwhelming amount of plastic pollution isn’t even visible to the human eye, with much of the pollution occurring out at sea or on a microscopic level.
The short-lived use of millions of tons of plastic is, quite simply, unsustainable and dangerous. We have only begun to see the far-reaching consequences of plastic pollution and how it affects all living things. According to a study from Plymouth University, plastic pollution affects at least 700 marine species, while some estimates suggest that at least 100 million marine mammals are killed each year from plastic pollution.Here are some of the marine species most deeply impacted by plastic pollution.
Sea Turtles
Seals and Sea Lions
Seabirds
Fish
Whales and Dolphins
– GET SAVE THE WORLD UNISEX T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN TROPICAL LEG CHAIN HERE –
– GET THE STARFISH EARRING HERE –
– GET THE SEA SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE MERMAID TAIL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE BANGLE BRACELET HERE –
– GET Β PROTECT OUR OCEAN T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE β€œOCEAN SOUL” LAYERED NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE RING HERE –
– GET THE WAVE NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER SHELL ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE PARACORD WHALE TAIL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE WAVE EARRINGS HERE –
– GET KEEP OUR OCEAN BLUE T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE WHALE TAIL NECKLACE Β HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE SUMMER SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE OCEAN PEARL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN STARFISH ANKLET HERE –
Every purchase supports Ocean Conservation. We give 15% of our profits to Organizations that bravely fight for Marine Conservation.

The approximate delivery time is 4-15 days I just ordered the wave ring because the cause is so noble and much needed.Β πŸ’πŸ’™
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Animals, Gif, and Radio: RADIO
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valopiza:

protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over the world is interminable. We could throw statistics at you all day long (e.g. Upwards of 300 MILLION tons of plastic are consumed each year), but the impact of these numbers border on inconceivable.
For those living on the coasts, a mere walk on the beach can give anyone insight into how staggering our addiction to plastic has become as bottles, cans, bags, lids and straws (just to name a few) are ever-present. In other areas that insight is more poignant as the remains of animal carcasses can frequently be observed; the plastic debris that many of them ingested or became entangled in still visible long after their death. Sadly, an overwhelming amount of plastic pollution isn’t even visible to the human eye, with much of the pollution occurring out at sea or on a microscopic level.
The short-lived use of millions of tons of plastic is, quite simply, unsustainable and dangerous. We have only begun to see the far-reaching consequences of plastic pollution and how it affects all living things. According to a study from Plymouth University, plastic pollution affects at least 700 marine species, while some estimates suggest that at least 100 million marine mammals are killed each year from plastic pollution.Here are some of the marine species most deeply impacted by plastic pollution.
Sea Turtles
Seals and Sea Lions
Seabirds
Fish
Whales and Dolphins
– GET SAVE THE WORLD UNISEX T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN TROPICAL LEG CHAIN HERE –
– GET THE STARFISH EARRING HERE –
– GET THE SEA SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE MERMAID TAIL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE BANGLE BRACELET HERE –
– GET Β PROTECT OUR OCEAN T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE β€œOCEAN SOUL” LAYERED NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE RING HERE –
– GET THE WAVE NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER SHELL ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE PARACORD WHALE TAIL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE WAVE EARRINGS HERE –
– GET KEEP OUR OCEAN BLUE T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE WHALE TAIL NECKLACE Β HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE SUMMER SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE OCEAN PEARL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN STARFISH ANKLET HERE –
Every purchase supports Ocean Conservation. We give 15% of our profits to Organizations that bravely fight for Marine Conservation.

The approximate delivery time is 4-15 days I just ordered the wave ring because the cause is so noble and much needed.Β πŸ’πŸ’™
                
                

                
            

            
            
valopiza:

protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Animals, Gif, and Radio: RADIO
 ive
valopiza:

protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over the world is interminable. We could throw statistics at you all day long (e.g. Upwards of 300 MILLION tons of plastic are consumed each year), but the impact of these numbers border on inconceivable.
For those living on the coasts, a mere walk on the beach can give anyone insight into how staggering our addiction to plastic has become as bottles, cans, bags, lids and straws (just to name a few) are ever-present. In other areas that insight is more poignant as the remains of animal carcasses can frequently be observed; the plastic debris that many of them ingested or became entangled in still visible long after their death. Sadly, an overwhelming amount of plastic pollution isn’t even visible to the human eye, with much of the pollution occurring out at sea or on a microscopic level.
The short-lived use of millions of tons of plastic is, quite simply, unsustainable and dangerous. We have only begun to see the far-reaching consequences of plastic pollution and how it affects all living things. According to a study from Plymouth University, plastic pollution affects at least 700 marine species, while some estimates suggest that at least 100 million marine mammals are killed each year from plastic pollution.Here are some of the marine species most deeply impacted by plastic pollution.
Sea Turtles
Seals and Sea Lions
Seabirds
Fish
Whales and Dolphins
– GET SAVE THE WORLD UNISEX T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN TROPICAL LEG CHAIN HERE –
– GET THE STARFISH EARRING HERE –
– GET THE SEA SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE MERMAID TAIL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE BANGLE BRACELET HERE –
– GET Β PROTECT OUR OCEAN T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE β€œOCEAN SOUL” LAYERED NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE RING HERE –
– GET THE WAVE NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER SHELL ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE PARACORD WHALE TAIL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE WAVE EARRINGS HERE –
– GET KEEP OUR OCEAN BLUE T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE WHALE TAIL NECKLACE Β HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE SUMMER SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE OCEAN PEARL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN STARFISH ANKLET HERE –
Every purchase supports Ocean Conservation. We give 15% of our profits to Organizations that bravely fight for Marine Conservation.

The approximate delivery time is 4-15 days I just ordered the wave ring because the cause is so noble and much needed.Β πŸ’πŸ’™
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Animals, Gif, and Radio: RADIO
 ive
valopiza:

protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over the world is interminable. We could throw statistics at you all day long (e.g. Upwards of 300 MILLION tons of plastic are consumed each year), but the impact of these numbers border on inconceivable.
For those living on the coasts, a mere walk on the beach can give anyone insight into how staggering our addiction to plastic has become as bottles, cans, bags, lids and straws (just to name a few) are ever-present. In other areas that insight is more poignant as the remains of animal carcasses can frequently be observed; the plastic debris that many of them ingested or became entangled in still visible long after their death. Sadly, an overwhelming amount of plastic pollution isn’t even visible to the human eye, with much of the pollution occurring out at sea or on a microscopic level.
The short-lived use of millions of tons of plastic is, quite simply, unsustainable and dangerous. We have only begun to see the far-reaching consequences of plastic pollution and how it affects all living things. According to a study from Plymouth University, plastic pollution affects at least 700 marine species, while some estimates suggest that at least 100 million marine mammals are killed each year from plastic pollution.Here are some of the marine species most deeply impacted by plastic pollution.
Sea Turtles
Seals and Sea Lions
Seabirds
Fish
Whales and Dolphins
– GET SAVE THE WORLD UNISEX T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN TROPICAL LEG CHAIN HERE –
– GET THE STARFISH EARRING HERE –
– GET THE SEA SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE MERMAID TAIL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE BANGLE BRACELET HERE –
– GET Β PROTECT OUR OCEAN T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE β€œOCEAN SOUL” LAYERED NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE RING HERE –
– GET THE WAVE NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER SHELL ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE PARACORD WHALE TAIL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE WAVE EARRINGS HERE –
– GET KEEP OUR OCEAN BLUE T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE WHALE TAIL NECKLACE Β HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE SUMMER SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE OCEAN PEARL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN STARFISH ANKLET HERE –
Every purchase supports Ocean Conservation. We give 15% of our profits to Organizations that bravely fight for Marine Conservation.

The approximate delivery time is 4-15 days I just ordered the wave ring because the cause is so noble and much needed.Β πŸ’πŸ’™
                
                

                
            

            
            
valopiza:

protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Animals, Gif, and Radio: RADIO
 ive
valopiza:

protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over the world is interminable. We could throw statistics at you all day long (e.g. Upwards of 300 MILLION tons of plastic are consumed each year), but the impact of these numbers border on inconceivable.
For those living on the coasts, a mere walk on the beach can give anyone insight into how staggering our addiction to plastic has become as bottles, cans, bags, lids and straws (just to name a few) are ever-present. In other areas that insight is more poignant as the remains of animal carcasses can frequently be observed; the plastic debris that many of them ingested or became entangled in still visible long after their death. Sadly, an overwhelming amount of plastic pollution isn’t even visible to the human eye, with much of the pollution occurring out at sea or on a microscopic level.
The short-lived use of millions of tons of plastic is, quite simply, unsustainable and dangerous. We have only begun to see the far-reaching consequences of plastic pollution and how it affects all living things. According to a study from Plymouth University, plastic pollution affects at least 700 marine species, while some estimates suggest that at least 100 million marine mammals are killed each year from plastic pollution.Here are some of the marine species most deeply impacted by plastic pollution.
Sea Turtles
Seals and Sea Lions
Seabirds
Fish
Whales and Dolphins
– GET SAVE THE WORLD UNISEX T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN TROPICAL LEG CHAIN HERE –
– GET THE STARFISH EARRING HERE –
– GET THE SEA SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE MERMAID TAIL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE BANGLE BRACELET HERE –
– GET Β PROTECT OUR OCEAN T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE β€œOCEAN SOUL” LAYERED NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE RING HERE –
– GET THE WAVE NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER SHELL ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE PARACORD WHALE TAIL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE WAVE EARRINGS HERE –
– GET KEEP OUR OCEAN BLUE T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE WHALE TAIL NECKLACE Β HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE SUMMER SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE OCEAN PEARL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN STARFISH ANKLET HERE –
Every purchase supports Ocean Conservation. We give 15% of our profits to Organizations that bravely fight for Marine Conservation.

The approximate delivery time is 4-15 days I just ordered the wave ring because the cause is so noble and much needed.Β πŸ’πŸ’™
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Animals, Gif, and Radio: RADIO
 ive
valopiza:

protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over the world is interminable. We could throw statistics at you all day long (e.g. Upwards of 300 MILLION tons of plastic are consumed each year), but the impact of these numbers border on inconceivable.
For those living on the coasts, a mere walk on the beach can give anyone insight into how staggering our addiction to plastic has become as bottles, cans, bags, lids and straws (just to name a few) are ever-present. In other areas that insight is more poignant as the remains of animal carcasses can frequently be observed; the plastic debris that many of them ingested or became entangled in still visible long after their death. Sadly, an overwhelming amount of plastic pollution isn’t even visible to the human eye, with much of the pollution occurring out at sea or on a microscopic level.
The short-lived use of millions of tons of plastic is, quite simply, unsustainable and dangerous. We have only begun to see the far-reaching consequences of plastic pollution and how it affects all living things. According to a study from Plymouth University, plastic pollution affects at least 700 marine species, while some estimates suggest that at least 100 million marine mammals are killed each year from plastic pollution.Here are some of the marine species most deeply impacted by plastic pollution.
Sea Turtles
Seals and Sea Lions
Seabirds
Fish
Whales and Dolphins
– GET SAVE THE WORLD UNISEX T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN TROPICAL LEG CHAIN HERE –
– GET THE STARFISH EARRING HERE –
– GET THE SEA SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE MERMAID TAIL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE BANGLE BRACELET HERE –
– GET Β PROTECT OUR OCEAN T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE β€œOCEAN SOUL” LAYERED NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE WAVE RING HERE –
– GET THE WAVE NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER SHELL ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE PARACORD WHALE TAIL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE WAVE EARRINGS HERE –
– GET KEEP OUR OCEAN BLUE T-SHIRT HERE –
– GET THE WHALE TAIL NECKLACE Β HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER ANKLET HERE –
– GET THE SUMMER SHELL NECKLACE HERE –
– GET THE OCEAN PEARL BRACELET HERE –
– GET THE BOHEMIAN STARFISH ANKLET HERE –
Every purchase supports Ocean Conservation. We give 15% of our profits to Organizations that bravely fight for Marine Conservation.

The approximate delivery time is 4-15 days I just ordered the wave ring because the cause is so noble and much needed.Β πŸ’πŸ’™
                
                

                
            

            
            
valopiza:

protect-marine-animals:
Help us to save the marine animals 🌊
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure
 for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6
 fflehoneubee.com
 To interested individuals,
 We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to
 celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from
 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a
 grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ
 Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic
 father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may
 stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:

 Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking
 beer
 Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to
 change. We will provide all of the meat)
 Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport"
 "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)
 Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building
 your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes
 are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.
 Desired experience:
 A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father
 A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
 An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer
 We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all
 the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a
 few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold
 ones with the boys.
 THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are
 interested. Preference will be given to applicants
 named Bill, Randy, or Dave
hydok:

sothatjusthappened90:

insanelycoolish:


impuretale:

drunp:
this is peak Craigslist
I want to know if they got answers.Β 

I really wanna know how this turned out.














Just so you guys know.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure
 for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6
 fflehoneubee.com
 To interested individuals,
 We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to
 celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from
 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a
 grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ
 Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic
 father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may
 stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:

 Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking
 beer
 Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to
 change. We will provide all of the meat)
 Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport"
 "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)
 Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building
 your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes
 are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.
 Desired experience:
 A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father
 A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
 An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer
 We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all
 the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a
 few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold
 ones with the boys.
 THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are
 interested. Preference will be given to applicants
 named Bill, Randy, or Dave
hydok:

sothatjusthappened90:

insanelycoolish:


impuretale:

drunp:
this is peak Craigslist
I want to know if they got answers.Β 

I really wanna know how this turned out.














Just so you guys know.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

                
            

            
            
hydok:

sothatjusthappened90:

insanelycoolish:


impuretale:

drunp:
this is peak Craigslist
I want to know if they got answers.Β 

I really...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Children, Community, and Facebook: Verizon 1x 3:15 PM
 61%D
 Post
 Turns out cutting off 15" of her hair last time
 she touched scissors wasn't a big enough
 lesson.she cut her bangs AGAIN. So now
 she's BALD. I think this time the lessons
 gonna sink in a little deeper!
 Write a comment..
 Post
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jackpowerx:
savage-affinity:

Context to the story:
The girl cut her hair once so that she could have bangs. The mother disapproved and decided to cut off 15 of her hair as punishment. The girl later again decided to change her hair style and the above was the result; she shaved her daughters head.
Having a few personal experiences with this kind of invasive behaviour it really hurts to see someone go through these kinds of things, where the parent tries to live vicariously through their childs life, to attempt to shape them and make their decisions for them depending on what THEY would do and give their child NO independence or self expression.
Thankfully, this mother thought her actions were 100% justifiable and posted it to Facebook as a bit of a β€œhaha, teach my kid a lesson” and has been hit with brutal recrimination from her community and has had visits from Child Protective Services.
For so many young (and older) girls their hair is their self expression, and in several months I hope this girl will have hers back.

Children are not their parent’s possessions.
Children are NOT their parents’ possessions.
CHILDREN ARE NOT THEIR PARENTS’ POSSESSIONS!!!

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Children, Community, and Facebook: Verizon 1x 3:15 PM
 61%D
 Post
 Turns out cutting off 15" of her hair last time
 she touched scissors wasn't a big enough
 lesson.she cut her bangs AGAIN. So now
 she's BALD. I think this time the lessons
 gonna sink in a little deeper!
 Write a comment..
 Post
 News Feed Requests MessagesNotifications More
jackpowerx:
savage-affinity:

Context to the story:
The girl cut her hair once so that she could have bangs. The mother disapproved and decided to cut off 15 of her hair as punishment. The girl later again decided to change her hair style and the above was the result; she shaved her daughters head.
Having a few personal experiences with this kind of invasive behaviour it really hurts to see someone go through these kinds of things, where the parent tries to live vicariously through their childs life, to attempt to shape them and make their decisions for them depending on what THEY would do and give their child NO independence or self expression.
Thankfully, this mother thought her actions were 100% justifiable and posted it to Facebook as a bit of a β€œhaha, teach my kid a lesson” and has been hit with brutal recrimination from her community and has had visits from Child Protective Services.
For so many young (and older) girls their hair is their self expression, and in several months I hope this girl will have hers back.

Children are not their parent’s possessions.
Children are NOT their parents’ possessions.
CHILDREN ARE NOT THEIR PARENTS’ POSSESSIONS!!!

                
            

            
            
jackpowerx:
savage-affinity:

Context to the story:
The girl cut her hair once so that she could have bangs. The mother disapproved and deci...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Apple, Fall, and God: ++ProfCupcake 4.8k points 15 days ago
 -You can't call yourself a real programmer unless you built the chip yourself
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 ++qsdf321 2.6k points 15 days ago
 Only if you've mined the silicon manually
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 ++ProfCupcake 1.5k points 15 days ago
 -- Pff. Amateur. You're only a real programmer if you planted the silicon in the
 rock yourself.
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 ++ 2Punx2Furious us
 _ well, I was part of the star that went supernova and made all the silicon on
 1.0k points 15 days ago
 earth, so I kind of did (but so are you)
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 ++morphoyle 503 points15 days ago
 -I already invented the universe in an attempt to make an apple pie
 Does that count?
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 ++signalwave 431 points 15 days ago
 -- Can we talk? I have a few... feature requests.
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 ++MyceliumSpirit 258 points 15 days ago
 -- Personally would like some bugs fixed
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 ++Nekopawed 445 points 15 days ago
 -- Fixed memory dump when walking into a new room
 Fixed issue where eyelash, that is meant to prevent things
 falling into your eye, would fall into your eye
 Patched dreams.dll to allow for lucid dreaming as a startup
 parameter
 Removed dream where you forgot you had a class you needed
 to graduate from the dream rotation.
 Nerfed damage from stubbing toe to slight discomfort from
 near fatal.
 Made common sense a common trait from uncommon.
 Added garbage collection for inside of eyes to reduce impact
 of floaters.
 Fixed issue where cells would randomly start replicating out of
 control causing a fatal crash before end of product life
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 ++devoxel 165 points 15 days ago
If god was a programmer
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Apple, Fall, and God: ++ProfCupcake 4.8k points 15 days ago
 -You can't call yourself a real programmer unless you built the chip yourself
 Reply Share Report Save
 ++qsdf321 2.6k points 15 days ago
 Only if you've mined the silicon manually
 Reply Share Report Save
 ++ProfCupcake 1.5k points 15 days ago
 -- Pff. Amateur. You're only a real programmer if you planted the silicon in the
 rock yourself.
 Reply Share Report Save
 ++ 2Punx2Furious us
 _ well, I was part of the star that went supernova and made all the silicon on
 1.0k points 15 days ago
 earth, so I kind of did (but so are you)
 Reply Share Report Save
 ++morphoyle 503 points15 days ago
 -I already invented the universe in an attempt to make an apple pie
 Does that count?
 Reply Share Report Save
 ++signalwave 431 points 15 days ago
 -- Can we talk? I have a few... feature requests.
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 ++MyceliumSpirit 258 points 15 days ago
 -- Personally would like some bugs fixed
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 ++Nekopawed 445 points 15 days ago
 -- Fixed memory dump when walking into a new room
 Fixed issue where eyelash, that is meant to prevent things
 falling into your eye, would fall into your eye
 Patched dreams.dll to allow for lucid dreaming as a startup
 parameter
 Removed dream where you forgot you had a class you needed
 to graduate from the dream rotation.
 Nerfed damage from stubbing toe to slight discomfort from
 near fatal.
 Made common sense a common trait from uncommon.
 Added garbage collection for inside of eyes to reduce impact
 of floaters.
 Fixed issue where cells would randomly start replicating out of
 control causing a fatal crash before end of product life
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 ++devoxel 165 points 15 days ago
If god was a programmer
                
            

            
            
If god was a programmer