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Definitely, Book, and Autobiography: r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 1 S 3 I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little. 10.1k Share 103 hold up Wait wut

Wait wut

Dank, Bible, and Nails: LAD BIBLE VIRAL LITTLEAD NAILS PARALLEL PARKING [NEWSFLARE] I could think of a few people who need parallel parking lessons from this lad... 👏🚗

I could think of a few people who need parallel parking lessons from this lad... 👏🚗

Yeah, Pornstar, and Jelly: New Pornstar: "It's just a few guys, right?" Director: "Yeah, no prob" *during the scene* KAPWING Jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly.

Jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly.

Baseball, Bitch, and Cats: hawkeye1964 MARTY G @geezmarty a few days ago llearned that whenever you add a song to a playlist in spot of fy the artist gets a notification telling them about it, including the name of the playlist, yeah I felt the same unadulterated terror you're feeling right now 11/25/18, 4:38 PM Who Has The Best Dick In Baseball? ah gaod millennium-enterprise songs that are probs abt masturbation loonychild I'M PRETTY FLY FOR A BI GUY PLAYLIST Bitch Music suncrayon FUCK everyone else BE a mud creature PHOTOSYNTHESIZE narwhalsarefalling cheer up you depressed bastard Are cats a Mineral houston-i-have-problems absolutely batshit feral michaelburnnham Slapping Songs To Fight God To angry-beibers CHRISTMAS BITCH panpacificdefensecorpse songs to get killed to izzzzzzieeeeeeeee sea shanties for thots anubitch crying in a laundry room at 2am

Aww, Crying, and Cute: After we went trick or treating we ran into Walmart to grab a few things and ran into Elsa! These two were saying "that's my sister!" When we left Nahmi cried and said she wanted to see her sister. I got Elsa's moms number, and she said her daughter was crying too. Now we're scheduling a play date #LoveSeesNoColor TALKOEXAS Aww that’s cute

Aww that’s cute

Wtf, House, and Boyfriend: skye amber @_skyeamber my ex boyfriend called me a house cat. he said, "you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wtf you do, you come back around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again" the accuracy though 6/10/18, 2:52 PM Meirl

Meirl

Homie, Mini-Me, and Fuck: When your homie trains with you for a few months and acquires years worth of valuable knowledge G:@spartaaaaaaaaa FUCK CARDIO Mini me. Via @fuck_cardio

Mini me. Via @fuck_cardio

Blue, DnD, and Ancient: When you barely manage to defeat the Ancient Blue Dragon with a few HP left and you hear the DM mumble "Well at least the Boss will be harder." h.com/dndmemes WHAT The -Law

-Law

The Host, Host, and Day: The host, trying to get through the day The desire to drop everything and dissociate for a few hours

Free, Horoscope, and Http: SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22- DECEMBER 21 ZodiacMind.com If your Sagittarius disappears forř a few days, not to worry, for they are only recharging their battery to be that same lively person again. Aug 17, DAILY HOROSCOPE: http://horoscope-daily-free.net

Aug 17, DAILY HOROSCOPE: http://horoscope-daily-free.net

Memes, Anxiety, and Sleep: When someone asks you how your night went Didn't get much sleep, but I did get a few hours of anxiety in 🥀

🥀

Muslim, Nike, and Sports: Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty This is horrible! I've been successfully using hijab as an excuse to avoid running for years Philip Lewis @Phil_Lewis_ Nike introduces new line of sports hijab for Muslim female athletes en.vogue.me/culture/ nike-p... springinseptember: memeseverdie: Are they even allowed to compete in sports though? OK so here are just a few random pictures form the OLYMPICS.

springinseptember: memeseverdie: Are they even allowed to compete in sports though? OK so here are just a few random pictures form the OLYMP...

Adidas, Barbie, and Dating: 'Euphoria' Barbie Ferreira: Fat Girl Representation Is Still Far From Where It Needs to Be MOST READ Bachelor in Paradise' Chris Harrison Calls Out Blake Horstmann For Screwing Over Women And Being 'Arrogant Leonardo DiCaprio's Dating Habits Are Grossing People Out And For Good Reason 5 Women on What It's Like to Be Raped by a Boyfriend Anders Holm and Emma Nesper Are Perhaps The Cutest Couple Ever 'Bachelor in Paradise': Hannah Brown, Caelynn Miller-Keyes Support Demi Burnett After She Faces Homophobia femestella: Since getting cast on Euphoria as Kat, model-turned-actress Barbie Ferreira is finally getting the attention she deserves. Barbie has been a mainstream model for a few years, starring in campaigns for American Apparel, Aerie, Adidas, and Outdoor Voices. But she truly always wanted to be an actress, something she saw as unattainable until recently. Chatting with Glamour, she explained why Euphoria was the perfect role for a big girl like her. Read it here

femestella: Since getting cast on Euphoria as Kat, model-turned-actress Barbie Ferreira is finally getting the attention she deserves. Barbi...

Godzilla, Ted, and Tumblr: fel-fisk: happy pride everyone, i went to see godzilla king of the monsters a few days ago and have come to the conclusion that godzilla mothra are girlfriendsthank u for coming to my ted talk

fel-fisk: happy pride everyone, i went to see godzilla king of the monsters a few days ago and have come to the conclusion that godzilla m...

Being Alone, Video Games, and Games: When you wake up before anyone else in the house and play video games alone for a few hours BMC juuusssst right….

juuusssst right….

Advice, Android, and Apple: creative writing MASTERPOST studysection: Hey guys! As a writer myself, it’s hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. That’s why I decided to create this masterpost, and maybe make more if I find future resources. I hope you like it, and expect to see more masterposts like this in the future! Generators Character Appearance Generator Archetypes Generator Character Generator Character Traits Generator Family Generator Job/Occupation Generator, (II) Love Interest Generator Motive Generator Name Generator Personality Generator, (II) Quick Character Generator Super Powers Generator Names Brand Name Generator Medicine Title Generator Name Generator Quick Name Generator Vehicle Generator Town Name Generator Plot First Encounter Generator First Line Generator, (II) Plot Generator, (II), (III) Plot Device Generator Plot Twist Generator Quick Plot Generator Setting/World-Building City Generator Fantasy Race Generator Laws Generator Pet Generator Setting Generator Species Generator Terrain Generator Prompts Subject Generator ”Take Three Nouns” Generator Word Prompt Generator Misc Color Generator Decision Generator Dialogue Generator Journey Generator Title Generator, (II), (III) Some Tips Just a few I found from the writing tips tag! Writing action / @berrybird How to create a strong voice in your writing / @collegerefs How to plot a complex novel in one day! / @lizard-is-writing 8 ways to get past writer’s block / @kiramartinauthor psa for writers / @dasakuryo ”Write Using Your 5 Senses” / @ambientwriting How People Watching Improves Your Writing / @wherethetransthingsare Writing Science Fiction: Tips for Beginners / @fictionwritingtips Creating Likeable Characters / @authors-haven Vocabulary Descriptive words / @somekindofstudent Words to replace “Said” / @msocasey Obscure color words / @mintsteelpeachlilac Words to spice up your stories / @busyibee Words to describe someone’s voice Words to Use Instead of Very / @gaybybirth Touchy Feely Words / @gaybybirth Some Advice Stephen King’s Top 20 Rules for Writers ”But my plot isn’t UNIQUE or BIG enough!” / @youreallwrite 8 Things Every Creative Should Know / @adamjk (How To) Get Over Comparing Yourself to Other Creatives / @adamjk How to Get Over Common Creative Fears (Maybe) / @adamjk 14 Tips From Stephen King On Writing / @i-can-give-you-prompts Playlists Electronic Thoughts / @eruditekid “Mix About Writing” An Instrumental Mix / @shadowofemirates Shut Up, I’m Writing! / @ninadropdead Chill / @endlessreveries Breathtaking Film Scores / @tweedskirts Music to Write to Vol. 1: Starlight / @crestadeen Music for Written Words / @ghoulpatch Dead Men Tell No Tales / @scamandersnewt Fatale / @dolcegf All These Things that I’ve Done / @referenceforwriters Feeling Soaking into Your Bones / @verylondon I Can Feel Your Pulse in the Pages / @rphelper Morally Ambiguous / @scamandersnewt Wonderwall / @wheelerwrites Pythia / @mazikeene Ballet: To Dance / @tanaquil Websites and Apps For Writing ZenPen: A minimalist writing website to keep you free of distractions and in the flow. The Most Dangerous Writing App: A website where you have to keep typing or all of your writing will be lost. It helps you keep writing…kind of. You can choose between a time or word count limit! Evernote: An online website where you can take notes and save the product to your laptop and/or smartphone! Writer, the Internet Typewriter: It’s just you and your writing, and you can save your product on the website if you create an account. Wordcounter: A website to help check your word and character count, and shows words you’re using frequently. Monospace: An Android app for writing on the go when you feel the inspiration, but you don’t have your laptop on you! For Productivity Tide: An app that combines a pomodoro-esque timer with nature sounds and other noises! (Google Play / Apple Store) ClearFocus: An Android app with a pomodoro-type time counter to let you concentrate easier and stay productive. Forest: An app with a time counter to keep you focused and off your phone, and when you complete the time limit, a tree grows in your garden! (Google Play / Apple Store) SelfControl: A Mac downloadable app that blocks you from distracting mail servers, websites, and other things! Prompt Blogs @writeworld @dialouge-prompts @oopsprompts @prompts-for-the-otp @creativepromptsforwriting @the-modern-typewriter @theprofessionalpromptmaker @writers-are-writers @otp-imagines-cult @witterprompts @havetobememes @auideas @putthepromptsonpaper @promptsonpaper @fyotpprompts @otpisms @soprompt @otpprompts @ablockforwritersblock @awritersnook Writing Tips Blogs @writeworld @anomalously-written @awritersnook @clevergirlhelps @referenceforwriters @whataboutwriting @thewritershelpers @nimblesnotebook @slitheringink

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Beijing, Definitely, and Guns: BANG BANG WE CAN END GUN VIOLENCE. xphilosoraptorx: unlimited-shitpost-works: siryouarebeingmocked: 8lastrat8: american–support: kasaron: allriot-political-tshirts: American citizens own 40% of all guns in the world. Out of more than one billion firearms in the world, American citizens hold 393 million, for a population of roughly 326 million. That’s a lot of guns! The last time the US federal government managed to pass laws that limit the spread and use of guns was 25 years ago. It was 1994. The Federal Assault Weapons Ban was temporary. It expired in 2004, resulting in a massive increase in mass shootings across the country. Republicans are running out of excuses, blaming the latest incidents in Drayton and El Paso on video games. We can end gun violence. Let’s start with gun control. What sort of gun control legislation would you like to see be put into place? OP, that claim of shootings increased is false. The violence and shootings didn’t change in that decade from the previous decade, and in fact, violence has been on the decline. WHAT HAS CHANGED is how much media is shoved down your throat. Thats it. The nonstop spam from legacy media of a single event for a month, if not months on end is what changed. It used to be a 5, maybe 10 minute story has now turned into a 4 week “constant coverage” of spewing the same info daily, with nothing added. After the early 90s, we saw a sharp decline and its been declining ever since. Meanwhile, ownership is at an alltime high, increasing, as if a plethora of armed citizens reduces the audacity of a potential killer to attempt knowing they’ll get capped. What has also changed is the increase in the absolutely terrible idea of “gun free zones” seeing as approximately 85-95% of these shootings are occuring in these zones. Seems like that’s your problem. Hmm, this graph seems to showcase that despite the US owning vastly more guns… homicide rate is lower than a hefty chunk of even the non gun owners… I’d just like to know how they propose to take our guns. If I got one logical explanation from one of these half wits that didn’t include magic or ridiculous gestapo tactics we could have a conversation but, every F’ing time it devolves into name calling, insults, and slander. They simply can’t explain how to take the guns away. Not a single one of them has ever responded to me without crass vulgarities and irrational screeching. myamberreason said: Anyway, guys, why you need THAT many guns? I understand owned a few for protection or legal hunting, but why do you have around 40% of firearms in the world?? I’m sorry, are you implying the Yanks should meet international proportional quotas on guns? We do own a few for self-defense and hunting. It’s just that the rest of the world doesn’t own very many guns. The reason we all have so many guns is very simple: logistics. The point of the second amendment is for us, the citizens of the USA, to be “shit your pants, wake up in a cold sweat” terrifying to the people running this country, so much so that they involuntarily have second, third, even fourth thoughts about ever violating our rights. The 2nd amendment is the most important and most powerful of all the amendments. Every single right and amendment could taken away, and we could regain them all with that one. And I’m not the only one who recognizes the importance of the 2nd.And it definitely terrifies Beijing. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t have to justify an amount of guns to you any more than I have to justify how many video games or coffee cups I have.

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Break, Heart, and Mom: your mom spent 9 months creating your heart, don't let someone break it in a few minutes

Family, Food, and Friends: Be Positive Be Happy If you have a family that loves you, a few good friends, food on your table and a roof over your head. You are richer than you think.

Club, Precious, and Tumblr: What we need is a few good taters. What's taterso precious? PO-TAY-TOES! Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com laughoutloud-club: Stick ‘Em In A Stew

laughoutloud-club: Stick ‘Em In A Stew

Funny, Anxiety, and Sleep: When someone asks you how your night went Didn't get much sleep, but I did get a few hours of anxiety in Starting my week like... https://t.co/nUvxbl4rlL

Starting my week like... https://t.co/nUvxbl4rlL

MeIRL, Mental Health, and Health: 9OSTVSHOSTYEETS INSTA Let me check on my mental health real quick I'm just gonna give it a few more minutes meirl

meirl

Abc, Life, and Love: ABC News COO NEWS Yesterday at 3:58 pm While she had dated a few men, Jean said she had never found 'the one'.. until she met Martin while waiting for a bus i ABC.NET.AU Jean is turning 90 and has fallen in love for the first time: 'It's the happiest time in my life' Top 10 Epic moments

Top 10 Epic moments

Funny, Life, and Fate: @diotics isnt it odd how one day u randomly meet someone then a few months later down the line they've became a huge part of your life & you can no longer imagine your life without them in it? fate really brings people together when it's least expected or needed the most

Friends, Best, and Best Friends: We met randomly playing Overwatch. It took us several weeks to realize we lived on the same street just a few blocks apart and now we (and our pups!) are best friends.

We met randomly playing Overwatch. It took us several weeks to realize we lived on the same street just a few blocks apart and now we (and o...

Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN sO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH. NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITHA BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED of only they taught beauty class like this Best description of sugar scrub ever.

Best description of sugar scrub ever.

Live, Charles Bukowski, and Can: You have to die a few times before you can really live. Charles Bukowski https://t.co/czaOnxWrYX

https://t.co/czaOnxWrYX

Memes, Live, and Charles Bukowski: You have to die a few times before you can really live. Charles Bukowski https://t.co/czaOnxWrYX

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Arthur, Dallas Cowboys, and Nsfw: fracke TRIES NUDIT THE 5 REBLOGS CHALLENGE OPEN SHIRT 10 REBLOGS SHIPTLESS GERALT 15 REBLOGS PANTLESS DUTCH 25 REBLOGS UNDERWEAR ONLY 35 REBLOGS NUDE CENSO PAED) |ARTHUR 45 REBLOGS NUDE CuncensoRED BEBLOG THS PoST HACKERAXE. TUMBLR.COM hackeraxe: I read all your replies and decided to compile this little list! Not one, but all three of our fine young men, (if a nearly 100-year-old witcher counts as being young as well,) are up and ready to go for this challenge, and so am I. They’re my three favorite men to draw lately, so here they are!At 5 reblogs, there will be an open shirt Arthur Morgan drawing!At 10 reblogs, you’ll get to have a shirtless Geralt of Rivia!At 15 reblogs, you get to see Dutch without his pants on!At 25 reblogs, Geralt will only be in his undies!At 35 Reblogs, Dutch will be completely naked, albeit with a censor.And at a whopping 45 reblogs…Geralt, Dutch Van Der Linde, and Arthur Morgan will all be completely naked in all their glory, as nude as the day they were born.So, what are you waiting for? Reblog and tell all your buddies for the incoming shipment of nude cowboys and a witcher! All at the small fee of a few reblogs!(Disclaimer: These drawings won’t be immediate! I have to still complete one more gift drawing as well as a commission, so be patient. However, none of these can get started without your support!Disclaimer 2: This may be the very first time I ever draw male genitalia. I’ll be posting this as NSFW on my twitter account, if I figure out how to use this damn thing. https://twitter.com/hacker_axe)Have a great one, everybody! THIS POST BLEW UP SO FAST,, IM LEGIT SCREAMINGthe thirst is real

$Arthur, Dallas Cowboys, and Nsfw: fracke TRIES NUDIT THE 5 REBLOGS CHALLENGE OPEN SHIRT 10 REBLOGS SHIPTLESS GERALT 15 REBLOGS PANTLESS DUTCH 25 REBLOGS UNDERWEAR ONLY 35 REBLOGS NUDE CENSO PAED) |ARTHUR 45 REBLOGS NUDE CuncensoRED BEBLOG THS PoST HACKERAXE. TUMBLR.COM hackeraxe: I read all your replies and decided to compile this little list! Not one, but all three of our fine young men, (if a nearly 100-year-old witcher counts as being young as well,) are up and ready to go for this challenge, and so am I. They’re my three favorite men to draw lately, so here they are!At 5 reblogs, there will be an open shirt Arthur Morgan drawing!At 10 reblogs, you’ll get to have a shirtless Geralt of Rivia!At 15 reblogs, you get to see Dutch without his pants on!At 25 reblogs, Geralt will only be in his undies!At 35 Reblogs, Dutch will be completely naked, albeit with a censor.And at a whopping 45 reblogs…Geralt, Dutch Van Der Linde, and Arthur Morgan will all be completely naked in all their glory, as nude as the day they were born.So, what are you waiting for? Reblog and tell all your buddies for the incoming shipment of nude cowboys and a witcher! All at the small fee of a few reblogs!(Disclaimer: These drawings won’t be immediate! I have to still complete one more gift drawing as well as a commission, so be patient. However, none of these can get started without your support!Disclaimer 2: This may be the very first time I ever draw male genitalia. I’ll be posting this as NSFW on my twitter account, if I figure out how to use this damn thing. https://twitter.com/hacker_axe)Have a great one, everybody! THIS POST BLEW UP SO FAST,, IM LEGIT SCREAMINGthe thirst is real$