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Children, Club, and Dad: Cheko reacted quickly when he saw his owner get threatend with a knife in a domestic dispute, he dived in front of his mom to protect her. Here he is shown recovering from being stabbed 13 times. Four intruders, one armed with a shotgun broke into a family home where the father was threatened to open the family safe, when the dad of 3 didn't comply the indruder got ready to open fire where Lefty the pit bull jumped at him blocking the shot from his daddy and got a bullet wound to his shoulder. The intruder was injured by the dog and they all quickly fled from the scene. Baby, a 10 year old pit bull woke up her family in the middle of the night to alert them of a blazing fire that had broken out. Managing to avoid the vicious flames, one by one she woke up each family member and led them to safty. After putting her humans out of danger, she then ran back into the burning house to save the family's other five dogs, one of which was blind and too scared to go with her so she pulled the dog out by the scruff of the neck. The home was completely distroyed but thanks to Baby, no-one had a single burn. Cara was walking her dog, Creature one night and couldn't help but notice he had a lot of interest in a certain bush. Shrugging it of as he's just seen a cat, Creature carried on to pull and bark to alert his owner that something wasn't quite right. Cara finally went with her companions instinct and decided to check it out, where she found an elderly woman in her PJs on the ground, shivering from the cold. Who she found was Carmen Mitchell, 89, suffers from Alzheimer's and had wandered from her home. When Bella the pit bull mix was seen running into traffic and barking at pedestrians, she was thought to be just another stray. Teri was one of those pedestrians and decided the follow the mixed breed. Bella lead Teri to her home, where her wheelchair-bound owner was found on the floor with stab wounds in his neck while clinging to life. Her owner luckily survived and says that he owes his life to Bella for running to get help. I made this comp because the media only concerntrates on the badly-owned pit bulls then blame their breed for it for their actions. There's hundreds of stories about heroic pit bulls that saidly never make it to mainstream media as people seem to love an outrage. If this gets a good reaction then i'll put more up but i don't want to bore anyone for now. I have a pit bull who i took from a dog fighter when he was a puppy, even though he's been 'bred to fight' i've raised him right and in the 11 years of having him he's never hurt anyone and has given me nothing but happiness (and maybe a couple of chewed up shoes) Thanks for reading guys, i hope the world is a little more open- minded on this misunderstood yet lovable breed. malicemanaged: almostrose: helainetieu: I hope everyone reblogs this. For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x] Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that. Pitbulls are great dogs and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me
Children, Club, and Dad: Cheko reacted quickly when he saw his
 owner get threatend with a knife in a
 domestic dispute, he dived in front of his
 mom to protect her. Here he is shown
 recovering from being stabbed 13 times.
 Four intruders, one armed with a
 shotgun broke into a family home
 where the father was threatened to
 open the family safe, when the dad of
 3 didn't comply the indruder got
 ready to open fire where Lefty the pit
 bull jumped at him blocking the shot
 from his daddy and got a bullet wound
 to his shoulder. The intruder was injured
 by the dog and they all quickly fled from
 the scene.

 Baby, a 10 year old pit bull woke up her
 family in the middle of the night to alert
 them of a blazing fire that had broken
 out. Managing to avoid the vicious
 flames, one by one she woke up each
 family member and led them to safty.
 After putting her humans out of
 danger, she then ran back into the
 burning house to save the family's
 other five dogs, one of which was blind
 and too scared to go with her so she
 pulled the dog out by the scruff of the
 neck. The home was completely
 distroyed but thanks to Baby, no-one
 had a single burn.
 Cara was walking her dog, Creature one
 night and couldn't help but notice he
 had a lot of interest in a certain bush.
 Shrugging it of as he's just seen a cat,
 Creature carried on to pull and bark to
 alert his owner that something wasn't
 quite right. Cara finally went with her
 companions instinct and decided to
 check it out, where she found an
 elderly woman in her PJs on the
 ground, shivering from the cold. Who
 she found was Carmen Mitchell, 89,
 suffers from Alzheimer's and had
 wandered from her home.

 When Bella the pit bull mix was seen
 running into traffic and barking at
 pedestrians, she was thought to be just
 another stray. Teri was one of those
 pedestrians and decided the follow the
 mixed breed. Bella lead Teri to her
 home, where her wheelchair-bound
 owner was found on the floor with
 stab wounds in his neck while clinging
 to life. Her owner luckily survived and
 says that he owes his life to Bella for
 running to get help.
 I made this comp because the media only
 concerntrates on the badly-owned pit
 bulls then blame their breed for it for
 their actions. There's hundreds of stories
 about heroic pit bulls that saidly never
 make it to mainstream media as people
 seem to love an outrage. If this gets a
 good reaction then i'll put more up but i
 don't want to bore anyone for now.
 I have a pit bull who i took from a dog
 fighter when he was a puppy, even
 though he's been 'bred to fight' i've
 raised him right and in the 11 years of
 having him he's never hurt anyone and
 has given me nothing but happiness (and
 maybe a couple of chewed up shoes)
 Thanks for reading guys, i hope
 the world is a little more open-
 minded on this misunderstood
 yet lovable breed.
malicemanaged:
almostrose:

helainetieu:

I hope everyone reblogs this.


For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]
Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that.


Pitbulls are great dogs and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me

malicemanaged: almostrose: helainetieu: I hope everyone reblogs this. For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was f...

British, Amp, and Think: I think youll have to be of a certain age British to get this.
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I think youll have to be of a certain age British to get this.

British, Amp, and Think: I think youll have to be of a certain age British to get this.
British, Amp, and Think: I think youll have to be of a certain age  British to get this.

I think youll have to be of a certain age British to get this.

Bad, Children, and Crime: MAGA means bigotry MAGA means racism MAGA means homophobia MAGA means anti-semitism MAGA means divisiveness Hate crimes are on the rise because the tone is set from the top and Trump's tone is, "there are good people on both sides." Prayers to #JussieSmollett. La communalconcubine: tehgore: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: libertarirynn: Too bad more and more of these “hate crimes“ are proven hoaxes. Will y’all ever learn to at least spend two seconds critically thinking about something before swallowing it as fact because “orange man bad”? That was a rhetorical question. MAGA MEANS ANY BAD THING EVER. MAGA IS MY SECULAR SUBSTITUTE FOR LITERAL SATAN If men were paid enough more women could stay home and be happy wives. Instead we all work and scrape by living as wage slaves, some unable to support kids and lead a full life.If we were allowed to talk about crime rates like how 13% of the population does about 55% of the violent crime we could talk about solutions; instead we pretend egalitarianism is good, deny reality, and create an unsafe society.Most gay people were victimized as children and many go on to victimize more children, much (not all) of this is learned behavior. Instead of protecting our children and enforcing some level of moral behavior we have pride parades and child drag queens.Jews…Globalist bankers who ruin countries, pornographers, drug pushers like the Sacklers, the root of Bolshevism AND Capitalism, a people who hate and subvert anything they can’t corrupt and enslave. Their behavior is always the same everywhere they are and in every time period in which they are studied. Blindness to their nature enables them to harm the entire world.Who built the most successful nations on Earth and who came later? What race of people is not allowed a country of their own?  What is the ONLY race of people not allowed to advocate for themselves? Who is discriminated against in schools and the workplace by institutionalized power? Diversity means we ALWAYS needs less of a certain specific race of people and more or ANYTHING else who suffers? Whites need their own space. Rading through this wall of text and finding, “jews… globlist bankers who own countries” This post went off the rails like the old 97
Bad, Children, and Crime: MAGA means bigotry
 MAGA means racism
 MAGA means homophobia
 MAGA means anti-semitism
 MAGA means divisiveness
 Hate crimes are on the rise because
 the tone is set from the top and
 Trump's tone is, "there are good
 people on both sides."
 Prayers to #JussieSmollett. La
communalconcubine:

tehgore:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
libertarirynn:
Too bad more and more of these “hate crimes“ are proven hoaxes. Will y’all ever learn to at least spend two seconds critically thinking about something before swallowing it as fact because “orange man bad”? That was a rhetorical question.
MAGA MEANS ANY BAD THING EVER. MAGA IS MY SECULAR SUBSTITUTE FOR LITERAL SATAN

If men were paid enough more women could stay home and be happy wives. Instead we all work and scrape by living as wage slaves, some unable to support kids and lead a full life.If we were allowed to talk about crime rates like how 13% of the population does about 55% of the violent crime we could talk about solutions; instead we pretend egalitarianism is good, deny reality, and create an unsafe society.Most gay people were victimized as children and many go on to victimize more children, much (not all) of this is learned behavior. Instead of protecting our children and enforcing some level of moral behavior we have pride parades and child drag queens.Jews…Globalist bankers who ruin countries, pornographers, drug pushers like the Sacklers, the root of Bolshevism AND Capitalism, a people who hate and subvert anything they can’t corrupt and enslave. Their behavior is always the same everywhere they are and in every time period in which they are studied. Blindness to their nature enables them to harm the entire world.Who built the most successful nations on Earth and who came later? What race of people is not allowed a country of their own? 

What is the ONLY race of people not allowed to advocate for themselves? Who is discriminated against in schools and the workplace by institutionalized power? Diversity means we ALWAYS needs less of a certain specific race of people and more or ANYTHING else who suffers? Whites need their own space.

Rading through this wall of text and finding, “jews… globlist bankers who own countries”

This post went off the rails like the old 97

communalconcubine: tehgore: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: libertarirynn: Too bad more and more of these “hate crimes“ are proven hoaxes...

Be Like, Beautiful, and Fucking: trustedwings tumblr Follow adventureisouttheremydear So like do caterpillars know that they re gonna be butterflies or do they just build the cacoon and be like wtf am l doing frauleinninja this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site trustedwings Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it's in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That's right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.K.A. not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can't even remember where l put my damn phone Source:lumpiagirl Holy moly. | 19 Posts That'll Make You Say "Fucking Whoa" goo cocoon
Be Like, Beautiful, and Fucking: trustedwings
 tumblr
 Follow
 adventureisouttheremydear
 So like do caterpillars
 know that they re gonna
 be butterflies or do they
 just build the cacoon
 and be like wtf am l
 doing
 frauleinninja
 this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site
 trustedwings
 Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it's in its
 cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That's right, GOO. The damn thing
 dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the
 butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float
 around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A
 study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and
 then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell
 with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their
 cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies
 reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.K.A. not only is there
 wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same,
 unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar
 even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit
 together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can't even remember where l
 put my damn phone
 Source:lumpiagirl
Holy moly. | 19 Posts That'll Make You Say "Fucking Whoa" goo cocoon

Holy moly. | 19 Posts That'll Make You Say "Fucking Whoa" goo cocoon

Advice, Ass, and Bad: Follow i keep seeing these posts romanticizing Peresephone and Hades. like hozier and florence welch should duet cause they're like persephone and hades. or cute little myth aus or fan art and edits of people's faves styled like them and it's like this: Persephone wasn't some young girl in love with a bad boy. She was fucking abducted and raped by hades. her mother mourned the loss of her child her time spent in the underworld wasa myth about why plants die in winter. when she is depicted in art the subject is usually 'The Rape of Persephone' that shit isn't romantic. that is fucked up. x hades #that shit is fucked #read a book 1 note that is fucked up ked #read a book I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject? And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in classicism and mythology disagree with OP? Including the... epic hymn that first told this story? You know what's in that original source material.. right? Abducted, yes Demeter mourned? Definitely Rape, no abduct So here's some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars and garters! included abducting the bride. With the father's permission, which Hades got before he took her away Here's a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to anyone who's ever dabbled in things like explication and context) Here's a link to another book that talks about Persephone's rise to power as a result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds Oh shit!l Here's a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the Holy pug tacos Batman! Here's another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and liminal rites WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking winter), which you know if you read a book Way to go, OP All these fucking books! What could anyone possibly do with them all?1?171? Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them? A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades? Maybe next time, you stringy plece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass. JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU Perception of Persephone
Advice, Ass, and Bad: Follow
 i keep seeing these posts romanticizing
 Peresephone and Hades.
 like hozier and florence welch should
 duet cause they're like persephone and
 hades.
 or cute little myth aus
 or fan art and edits of people's faves
 styled like them
 and it's like this:
 Persephone wasn't some young girl in
 love with a bad boy. She was fucking
 abducted and raped by hades. her
 mother mourned the loss of her child
 her time spent in the underworld wasa
 myth about why plants die in winter.
 when she is depicted in art the subject is
 usually 'The Rape of Persephone'
 that shit isn't romantic. that is fucked up.
 x hades #that shit is fucked #read a book
 1 note
 that is fucked up
 ked #read a book
 I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry
 Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject?
 And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in
 classicism and mythology disagree with OP?
 Including the... epic hymn that first told this story? You know what's in that
 original source material.. right?
 Abducted, yes
 Demeter mourned? Definitely
 Rape, no
 abduct
 So here's some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars
 and garters! included abducting the bride. With the father's permission, which
 Hades got before he took her away
 Here's a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its
 conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to
 anyone who's ever dabbled in things like explication and context)
 Here's a link to another book that talks about Persephone's rise to power as a
 result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds
 Oh shit!l
 Here's a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the
 Holy pug tacos Batman!
 Here's another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and
 liminal rites WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking
 winter), which you know if you read a book Way to go, OP
 All these fucking books! What could anyone possibly do with them all?1?171?
 Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them?
 A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a
 certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith
 Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to
 castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to
 create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of
 Persephone and Hades?
 Maybe next time, you stringy plece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take
 your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and
 respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many
 interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of
 female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass.
 JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU
Perception of Persephone

Perception of Persephone

Be Like, Beautiful, and Phone: trustedwings tumbl Follow adventureisouttheremydear So like do caterpillars know that they're gonna be butterflies or do they just build the cacoon and be like wtf am l doing frauleinninja this post has f ed me up more than any other on this site trustedwings Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it's in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That's right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.KA not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its sh together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can't even remember where l put my damn phone Source:lumpiagirl And I can’t remember what I had for lunch
Be Like, Beautiful, and Phone: trustedwings
 tumbl
 Follow
 adventureisouttheremydear
 So like do caterpillars
 know that they're gonna
 be butterflies or do they
 just build the cacoon
 and be like wtf am l
 doing
 frauleinninja
 this post has f ed me up more than any other on this site
 trustedwings
 Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it's in its
 cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That's right, GOO. The damn thing
 dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the
 butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float
 around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A
 study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and
 then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell
 with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their
 cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies
 reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.KA not only is there
 wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same,
 unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar
 even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its sh
 together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can't even remember where l
 put my damn phone
 Source:lumpiagirl
And I can’t remember what I had for lunch

And I can’t remember what I had for lunch

Be Like, Books, and Complex: shock if fallout 76 really is a world where "every character is a real person" & there's no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i've established enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character teamOplayerO someone help where's the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over yes-sica God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage druid, and ranger that played the game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests, I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of ale. I'd buy their ingredients and make awesome food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy to all the gossip. Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was brewing massive amounts of the most gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a year I roleplayed with these people as a simple barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant and then during a harvest festival where every player on our server was in attendance and I was payed to provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had happened. They where all going to die, and die they did. Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore rpers mind you) and some had been playing those characters for 8 years and there they all were collapsed and dying. Soon they were all unconscious, as you could only die if you went unconscious three times in one day or if a certain psychotic bartender came and cut off your head which I did to every player in our group of 38. They were all there, and unfortunately so was I Revenge against what, you ask? So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there was in character justification for any instance of disputed player killing, obviously my situation prompted a call for an investigation. I understood those rules from the start though, and I kept a written log in the game where I detailed my character's building hatred of every single other player character in the world. He would keep track of every little thing from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that people roleplayed to develop their characters into the madness of mine So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he had multiple journals packed full of a thousand reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who was also the server admin had some ornate cloak with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what kind of insufferable prick he must have been for wearing it. I would just write one or two things down every day for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs to locate in the tavern basement and read through. The result was that they found my massacre to be in good form and in-character, so the server was not rolled back and instead they decided to reset and implement a new landmass they had been working on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a handful of the veteran players who had been top dog for several years in their little gladiator arena. I only did any of it because my first character was murdered by some overzealous asshole who just used his character to project his inferiority complex. He killed me on my second day on the server because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it was taking place in the middle of town and there was a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was not invited and he was a known prick it was found justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said fck that, and rolled a new character who was ostensibly eager to please and non-threatening. I won. This one? Source: shock 114.795 notes D ; I hope I can become this spiteful one day
Be Like, Books, and Complex: shock
 if fallout 76 really is a world where "every
 character is a real person" & there's no NPCs
 im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly
 tavern barkeep and then once i've established
 enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of
 west virginia and it will be in character
 teamOplayerO
 someone help where's the screenshot of
 some post somewhere about the mmo player
 who barkept for a longass time then fucked
 absolutely everyone over
 yes-sica
 God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a
 heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online
 server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned
 tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE
 BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I
 was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage
 druid, and ranger that played the game. After they
 went out and grinded their skills and did their quests,
 I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of
 ale. I'd buy their ingredients and make awesome
 food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy
 to all the gossip.
 Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was
 brewing massive amounts of the most
 gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a
 year I roleplayed with these people as a simple
 barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant
 and then during a harvest festival where every player
 on our server was in attendance and I was payed to
 provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last
 morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the
 reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools
 raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly
 sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had
 happened. They where all going to die, and die they
 did.
 Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore
 rpers mind you) and some had been playing those
 characters for 8 years and there they all were
 collapsed and dying. Soon they were all
 unconscious, as you could only die if you went
 unconscious three times in one day or if a certain
 psychotic bartender came and cut off your head
 which I did to every player in our group of 38. They
 were all there, and unfortunately so was I
 Revenge against what, you ask?
 So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp
 and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there
 was in character justification for any instance of
 disputed player killing, obviously my situation
 prompted a call for an investigation. I understood
 those rules from the start though, and I kept a written
 log in the game where I detailed my character's
 building hatred of every single other player character
 in the world. He would keep track of every little thing
 from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more
 importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that
 people roleplayed to develop their characters into
 the madness of mine
 So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how
 infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he
 had multiple journals packed full of a thousand
 reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably
 re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who
 was also the server admin had some ornate cloak
 with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages
 about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what
 kind of insufferable prick he must have been for
 wearing it.
 I would just write one or two things down every day
 for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs
 to locate in the tavern basement and read through.
 The result was that they found my massacre to be in
 good form and in-character, so the server was not
 rolled back and instead they decided to reset and
 implement a new landmass they had been working
 on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a
 handful of the veteran players who had been top dog
 for several years in their little gladiator arena.
 I only did any of it because my first character was
 murdered by some overzealous asshole who just
 used his character to project his inferiority complex.
 He killed me on my second day on the server
 because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it
 was taking place in the middle of town and there was
 a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was
 not invited and he was a known prick it was found
 justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the
 emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said fck that,
 and rolled a new character who was ostensibly
 eager to please and non-threatening. I won.
 This one?
 Source: shock
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I hope I can become this spiteful one day

80s, Batman, and Dad: or dventures of Billy & andySabrina: The Animated Series (199) Sabrina: The Animated Series (1999) (2003) Sorting Squid Weird Al The Weird Al Show (1997) Johnny Bravo (1997) Fatman Al Yankstone Weird Al Yankovic The Simpsons (1989) Weird Al Mad (201o) Adventure Time (2010) no Krang Banana Man Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008) Transformers Animated (2007) Weird Al Wreck-Gar Technician Back at the Barnyard (2007,) Lilo & Stitch (2003) Weird Al Singing Minstrel Voltron: Legendary Defender (2016) The 7D (2014) Blumfump Shapeshifter Wander Over Yonder (2013) Teen Titans Go! (2013) Dr. Screwball Jones Darkseid Gravity Falls (2012) My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Probabilitor Cheese Sandwich the-one-and-only-jsk: “Weird Al” has played:-Himself but yellow (Simpsons)-Himself but himself (Johnny Bravo)-Himself but a Grand Dad (Weird Al Show)-Himself but the best super hero (Weird Al Show)-Himself but designed ugly (Sabrina)-A freaking squid (Billy and Mandy)-A cross between his 80s self and current self (Lilo and Stitch)-Himself but CGI (Back at the Barnyard)-Robot peeps (Transformers)-Himself but with the second best super hero (Batman)-A banana spaceman (Adventure Time)-A brain villain [he was also a certain super hero and a manager] (Mad)-A pony [which may or may not have made me a brony] (My Little Pony)-Smart dude (Gravity Falls)-An actually funny scene in this awful show (Teen Titans Go)-Banana doctor clown guy (Wander Over Yonder)-Anyone (The 7D)-Squidward (Voltron)-Some guy (Star V.S. the Forces of Evil - not pictured)-Someone who might have killed someone (Milo Murphy’s Law; main character - not pictured) -A robot who is quite weird (Uncle Grandpa - not pictured) -A dog (BoJack Horseman - not pictured) This is why you should love “Weird Al”.
80s, Batman, and Dad: or
 dventures of Billy & andySabrina: The Animated Series (199)
 Sabrina: The Animated Series (1999)
 (2003)
 Sorting Squid
 Weird Al
 The Weird Al Show (1997)
 Johnny Bravo (1997)
 Fatman
 Al Yankstone
 Weird Al Yankovic
 The Simpsons (1989)
 Weird Al

 Mad (201o)
 Adventure Time (2010)
 no
 Krang
 Banana Man
 Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008)
 Transformers Animated (2007)
 Weird Al
 Wreck-Gar
 Technician
 Back at the Barnyard (2007,)
 Lilo & Stitch (2003)
 Weird Al
 Singing Minstrel

 Voltron: Legendary Defender (2016)
 The 7D (2014)
 Blumfump
 Shapeshifter
 Wander Over Yonder (2013)
 Teen Titans Go! (2013)
 Dr. Screwball Jones
 Darkseid
 Gravity Falls (2012)
 My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 Probabilitor
 Cheese Sandwich
the-one-and-only-jsk:

“Weird Al” has played:-Himself but yellow (Simpsons)-Himself but himself (Johnny Bravo)-Himself but a Grand Dad (Weird Al Show)-Himself but the best super hero (Weird Al Show)-Himself but designed ugly (Sabrina)-A freaking squid (Billy and Mandy)-A cross between his 80s self and current self (Lilo and Stitch)-Himself but CGI (Back at the Barnyard)-Robot peeps (Transformers)-Himself but with the second best super hero (Batman)-A banana spaceman (Adventure Time)-A brain villain [he was also a certain super hero and a manager] (Mad)-A pony [which may or may not have made me a brony] (My Little Pony)-Smart dude (Gravity Falls)-An actually funny scene in this awful show (Teen Titans Go)-Banana doctor clown guy (Wander Over Yonder)-Anyone (The 7D)-Squidward (Voltron)-Some guy (Star V.S. the Forces of Evil - not pictured)-Someone who might have killed someone (Milo Murphy’s Law; main character - not pictured)
-A robot who is quite weird (Uncle Grandpa - not pictured)

-A dog (BoJack Horseman - not pictured)
This is why you should love “Weird Al”.

the-one-and-only-jsk: “Weird Al” has played:-Himself but yellow (Simpsons)-Himself but himself (Johnny Bravo)-Himself but a Grand Dad (Weir...

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Bad, Bodies , and Chicago: Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 - Follow
 Just in case you needed further evidence that
 neoliberalism is a dehumanizing dystopian
 nightmaree
 Golden Fistbump
 Mary
 Chicago
 Shout-out to all the impressive
 Lyft parents out there - like Mary,
 a longtime Lyft driver who was
 still on the road at nine months
 pregnant. When contractions
 persisted, she headed to the
 hospital but not before
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 4,893 8,316

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 Follow
 Under the twin banners of "efficiency" &
 "innovation" Big Tech is launching capitalism's
 final offensive against our bodies and our souls
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 175
 4:07 PM- 7 Dec 2016

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 * Follow
 Shades of this in here:
 University of Toronto Boasts about Homeless Star Student
 In what world is a top university student having to live in a
 homeless shelter treated like a success story? Welcome to
 Canada in 2015.
 canadalandshow.com
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 34
 53
 4:08 PM-7 Dec 2016

 Flea Beast
 @plasticisfood
 Follow
 @LukewSavage
 TACO @tacobell
 BELL
 Live Más Scholarship winner
 Ricarda works 60 hrs/wk as a
 student w/ cerebral palsy. A Busy
 schedule can't stop her.
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 53
 116
 4:44 PM-7 Dec 2016

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 Following
 @plasticisfood Holy shit
 LIKES
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 4:45 PM- 7 Dec 2016
cuzdickisadick:

reversingtheirrevocable:

burningtolive:


cordolia:
destroy capitalism.
Wait… Am I supposed to think that it’s bad that people are overcoming major hurdles in life to be successful?


No, you’re supposed to think it’s bad that cases of underprivileged people being forced to push themselves to extremely unhealthy extents due to the constraints of this terrible society are being celebrated and used against other underprivileged people as an excuse to call them lazy.


THATS NOT EFFICIENCY THATS THE OPPOSITE 
There’s a certification called “Six Sigma” that certifies you to be able to go into any field with the knowledge and ability to increase productivity and efficiency, and NO ONE LISTENS TO THEM ANYMORE
Here’s a picture of a section that blew me away as I was not expecting for this to be explicitly said: 
Money is a DEMOTIVATOR! The more your workers are worried about money the less productive they are. It’s been studied for year after year. ALL of these things are obvious, but rarely implemented. 
If anyone is curious as to how Motorola survived the recession that hit us after Bush?
BY NOT REDUCING PAY, AND CONTINUING TO TREAT THEIR EMPLOYEES A CERTAIN WAY
Even though their financial advisors said they would lose millions of dollars for the next quarters, the CEO refused and pretty much said “I don’t care what we lose at this very second, or the next year. You’re trying to save the company 2 million dollars, and that’s nothing. We’d make that back quickly. But by continuing with the plan we’ve been doing, this company will still exist in 10 years. If not it won’t. I’m not cutting pay, or vacation time.” And it worked. 

Capitalism has been fed to us for years through propaganda and misinformation and this is why we are where we are.

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