Travelling
Travelling

Travelling

Believe Me
Believe Me

Believe Me

Reunited
Reunited

Reunited

That
That

That

And
And

And

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im-not-sorry

im-not-sorry

sobbing
sobbing

sobbing

comfort
comfort

comfort

station
station

station

my daughter
 my daughter

my daughter

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5 Minutes Away: Richard Osman @richardosman 1h Travelling to Cambridge. We just picked up a load of extra passengers from a broken down train. This was what happened to their train (1/8) 458293 Richard Osman They'd stopped at Stevenage, where an American woman got on. As the train pulled out she cried "My daughter is still on the platform!" (2/8) 37422 Richard Osman richardosman 1h Sympathy everywhere, someone has number of station and rings. Woman understandably getting hysterical. Goes to pull emergency cord (3/8) 3 367221 Richard Osman Someone tells her train can't stop til the next station (5 minutes away) so not to pull the cord. She does anyway. Totally fair enough (4/8) 371216 Richard Osman richardosman 1h Passengers soothe the woman, reassure her until they reach next station. At next station train is taken out of service because of cord (5/8) 3 369215 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h But no-one complains, because they want the sobbing mother reunited with her daughter. The driver arrives at the carriage (6/8) 370 222 Richard Osman 1h s He hears the story, is incredibly professional and reassuring and comforting. He gets word from Stevenage that her daughter is fine (778) 3 3712 Richard Osman@richardosman 1h And, in front of a carriage of people whose train is now out of service she says, no word of a lie, "Thank goodness my husband was with her" 48424 American woman accidentally leaves her daughter on a British train platform
5 Minutes Away: Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 Travelling to Cambridge. We just picked up
 a load of extra passengers from a broken
 down train. This was what happened to
 their train (1/8)
 458293
 Richard Osman
 They'd stopped at Stevenage, where an
 American woman got on. As the train
 pulled out she cried "My daughter is still on
 the platform!" (2/8)
 37422
 Richard Osman richardosman 1h
 Sympathy everywhere, someone has
 number of station and rings. Woman
 understandably getting hysterical. Goes to
 pull emergency cord (3/8)
 3 367221
 Richard Osman
 Someone tells her train can't stop til the
 next station (5 minutes away) so not to pull
 the cord. She does anyway. Totally fair
 enough (4/8)
 371216
 Richard Osman
 richardosman 1h
 Passengers soothe the woman, reassure
 her until they reach next station. At next
 station train is taken out of service
 because of cord (5/8)
 3 369215
 Richard Osman
 @richardosman 1h
 But no-one complains, because they want
 the sobbing mother reunited with her
 daughter. The driver arrives at the carriage
 (6/8)
 370
 222
 Richard Osman
 1h
 s He hears the story, is incredibly
 professional and reassuring and
 comforting. He gets word from Stevenage
 that her daughter is fine (778)
 3 3712
 Richard Osman@richardosman 1h
 And, in front of a carriage of people whose
 train is now out of service she says, no
 word of a lie, "Thank goodness my
 husband was with her"
 48424
American woman accidentally leaves her daughter on a British train platform

American woman accidentally leaves her daughter on a British train platform

5 Minutes Away: Richard Osman @richardosman 1h Travelling to Cambridge. We just picked up a load of extra passengers from a broken down train. Ihis was what happened to their train (1/8) 458 293 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h They'd stopped at Stevenage, where an American woman got on. As the train pulled out she cried "My daughter is still on the platform!" (2/8) 374 223 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h Sympathy everywhere, someone has number of station and rings. Womarn understandably getting hysterical. Goes to pull emergency cord (3/8) 1 367221 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h Someone tells her train can't stop til the next station (5 minutes away) so not to pull the cord. She does anyway. Totally fair enough (4/8) 371216. Richard Osman @richardosman 1h Passengers soothe the woman, reassure her until they reach next station. At next station train is taken out of service because of cord (5/8) 369 215 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h But no-one complains, because they want the sobbing mother reunited with her daughter. The driver arrives at the carriage (6/8) 370222 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h He hears the story, is incredibly professional and reassuring and comforting. He gets word from Stevenage that her daughter is fine (7/8) 371229. Richard Osman @richardosman 1h And, in front of a carriage of people whose train is now out of service she says, no word of a lie, "Thank goodness my husband was with her" 4842.4K Woman leaves her daughter behind
5 Minutes Away: Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 Travelling to Cambridge. We just picked up
 a load of extra passengers from a broken
 down train. Ihis was what happened to
 their train (1/8)
 458 293
 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 They'd stopped at Stevenage, where an
 American woman got on. As the train
 pulled out she cried "My daughter is still on
 the platform!" (2/8)
 374 223
 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 Sympathy everywhere, someone has
 number of station and rings. Womarn
 understandably getting hysterical. Goes to
 pull emergency cord (3/8)
 1 367221
 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 Someone tells her train can't stop til the
 next station (5 minutes away) so not to pull
 the cord. She does anyway. Totally fair
 enough (4/8)
 371216.
 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 Passengers soothe the woman, reassure
 her until they reach next station. At next
 station train is taken out of service
 because of cord (5/8)
 369
 215
 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 But no-one complains, because they want
 the sobbing mother reunited with her
 daughter. The driver arrives at the carriage
 (6/8)
 370222
 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 He hears the story, is incredibly
 professional and reassuring and
 comforting. He gets word from Stevenage
 that her daughter is fine (7/8)
 371229.
 Richard Osman @richardosman 1h
 And, in front of a carriage of people whose
 train is now out of service she says, no
 word of a lie, "Thank goodness my
 husband was with her"
 4842.4K
Woman leaves her daughter behind

Woman leaves her daughter behind

5 Minutes Away: when u just let out a stank ass fart and u waiting for niggas to smell it.. Im over at my girls place for dinner. She went all in for this. Rose Petals on the ground, candle lighting, smooth music. Everything was perfect until her Lasagna came out. I’ve never tasted something so sinful. Tasted like burnt rubber. Im holding back my tears and this food in my mouth. she got the nerve to say “I can see you like it, Its my secret recipe” Secret recipe? Bitch squeezed the life out of some Hot Pockets for the cheese. What did they do to deserve this? She must have been legally blind because my facial expression said she was bout to catch a Batista Bomb through this dinner table. I couldn’t take this food. I had to skip straight to desert. Im on the couch eating this ass like its my last supper. My girl says she’s about to go freshen up in the bathroom. While waiting my homie Taj calls telling me the squad is about to get Lit. I didn’t wanna leave be but that food had me fucked up. Taj crib happens to be 5 minutes away. Im walking there when Taj and the crew pulls up. I hop in and we cruising. We’re about to Hot Box the whip. Blunts in rotation with the bros. Im about to take a pull when my stomach starts trembling. Holding in my shit and this Hit at the same time was trouble. Im clenching my cheeks tight af so I won’t stink up the car. I can feel my bubble guts getting worse. This must be what Anal feels like. I couldn’t take it. I let it rip. My fart came out silent. I pass the blunt like nothing happen. We was literally smoking some Gas. The Deadly Fragrance embodied the car. Im calmly about to light the next blunt when everyone smells it. They blaming each other and I’m Playing along. Im about to take another pull when I just let my whole insides out. Fart sounded like we had a Wraith in the car. My position has been compromised. Taj drove the car right back round to my girls house. I calmly existed the vehicle like in GTA when kicked from someones car. I couldn’t have a decent meal or a night. I tried to go back in my girls crib. She was mad as fuck throwing my shit out the window. Left me out in the rain like a usher video. I’m single now. I’m still not sure what gave me that gas the Lasagna or the ass.
5 Minutes Away: when u just let out a stank ass fart
 and u waiting for niggas to smell it..
Im over at my girls place for dinner. She went all in for this. Rose Petals on the ground, candle lighting, smooth music. Everything was perfect until her Lasagna came out. I’ve never tasted something so sinful. Tasted like burnt rubber. Im holding back my tears and this food in my mouth. she got the nerve to say “I can see you like it, Its my secret recipe” Secret recipe? Bitch squeezed the life out of some Hot Pockets for the cheese. What did they do to deserve this? She must have been legally blind because my facial expression said she was bout to catch a Batista Bomb through this dinner table. I couldn’t take this food. I had to skip straight to desert. Im on the couch eating this ass like its my last supper. My girl says she’s about to go freshen up in the bathroom. While waiting my homie Taj calls telling me the squad is about to get Lit. I didn’t wanna leave be but that food had me fucked up. Taj crib happens to be 5 minutes away. Im walking there when Taj and the crew pulls up. I hop in and we cruising. We’re about to Hot Box the whip. Blunts in rotation with the bros. Im about to take a pull when my stomach starts trembling. Holding in my shit and this Hit at the same time was trouble. Im clenching my cheeks tight af so I won’t stink up the car. I can feel my bubble guts getting worse. This must be what Anal feels like. I couldn’t take it. I let it rip. My fart came out silent. I pass the blunt like nothing happen. We was literally smoking some Gas. The Deadly Fragrance embodied the car. Im calmly about to light the next blunt when everyone smells it. They blaming each other and I’m Playing along. Im about to take another pull when I just let my whole insides out. Fart sounded like we had a Wraith in the car. My position has been compromised. Taj drove the car right back round to my girls house. I calmly existed the vehicle like in GTA when kicked from someones car. I couldn’t have a decent meal or a night. I tried to go back in my girls crib. She was mad as fuck throwing my shit out the window. Left me out in the rain like a usher video. I’m single now. I’m still not sure what gave me that gas the Lasagna or the ass.

Im over at my girls place for dinner. She went all in for this. Rose Petals on the ground, candle lighting, smooth music. Everything was...