You avoided it at all costs You showered three times a day You washed your hands and face after every meal You stayed inside away from the beating sun and omnipresent moisture You wormed away from every occasion that involved a greasy meal You couldn't stand it One day you woke up in a bed that was oozing You were relieved when you realized you didn't soil yourself You were horrified when you realized you were soaking in a bed of your own sweat You scrambled for the shower You ignored the split splat noises your feet made as you rushedc You turned the faucet and let the refreshing water wash over you It wasn't enough The grease was still in every pore and every fold of your body You grab the soap and start scrubbing And scrubbing And scrubbing It's surprisingly easy Skin gives way to fat which gives way to bone All the lard and cholesterol melts slips between your fingers and disappears down the drain in a soapy slurry But it isn't enough You don't stop even as the shower floor gains a fresh coat of gunk It's on you It's on you and it's staining you and it' s in you and it is you and it won't come off You start scraping scraping trying to get it off You reach deep inside First it's like trying to peel bark off of a tree Then it feels like grating a block of wax Finally it starts melting under the torrent of shower water Curdles of osseous matter drift down into the floor and into the flood Every last bit of you disappears into the drain Finally you're clean Src Meme

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