WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call not wait for weeks I pray he's rich and self-employed And when I spend won't be annoyed Pull out my chair and hold my hand Massage my feet and help me stand Oh send a king to make me queen A man who loves to cook and clean I pray this man will love no other And relish visits with my mother A MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me fishing and drinking This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit Poetic justice Meme

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