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Children

Dating

Food

Life

Love

The Worst

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Awkward

Bear

Bears

That

When

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR
 DATE IS A BEAR
 1 Make sure that your date is a bear.
 Bears and human beings can look yery similar at
 first glance. Note the similarites below:
 Hair
 Eyes:
 Salmon
 (Occasional)
 Breath:
 CollegelHumor
 2 Assess the situation.
 The bear is likely
 are not very good at using dating websites, and
 occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal
 profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate
 the bear, giving it
 before things get awkward
 surprised
 as you are. Bears
 as
 an opportunity to leave the date
 3 Don't give the bear sweets.
 Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint
 people as a food source. This damages its ability to
 survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat
 on

 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area.
 Bears can become extremely aggressive around
 their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you
 should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs,
 consider whether or not you feel emotionally
 prepared to enter into a relationship where children
 are involved
 5 Propose to the bear.
 If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid
 if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight
 your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any
 longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one
 bear who makes you truly happy
 CollegeHumer
novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks
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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance Note the similarites below Hair Eyes Salmon Occasional Breath CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites and occasionally forget to check bear on their personal profile Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source This damages its ability to survive in thee wild Also sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date If you do see cubs consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear If it seems right then make the leap Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One Don't fight your strange wrong physically impractical love any longer and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideasThe Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks Meme

Children

Dating

Food

Life

Love

The Worst

tumblr

Awkward

Bear

Bears

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