Virgin Working Hard Back and feet ache from always standing Too scared to ask manager for a chair or break Comes in early and leaves late daily thinking he will impress his boss just thinks he's too slow to do the job right Pay is always late has to beg his boss to pay him within the correct month Works 55 hours a week with no overtime Stresses about job security despite working retail Educated enough for a better job too comfortable and inept to get Comes in sick despite having banked sick days so he can save them for the next big video game release one that might challenge him Yelled at by customers to the point of tears Manager scolds him and offers the customer coupons until Used a vacation day once Worried all day his coworkers would get overwhelmed without him Production went up while he was gone they are satisfied Told by his equally virgin family that if he works hard enough he will be CEO of the company Reports others for breaking minor work rules Reports go straight to the shredder Ignores coworkers small talk feels bad when they get together outside work without him Retires at 65 and dies uneventfully the following day having never enjoyed a single day in his life Only time he talks to coworkers is Paid for his uniform still returns it when he is fired to complain about the job Never does anything to deal with it Why would i want to pay union fees?? Comes in hungover hours late and leaves whenever he feels like Chad Hardly Working Has worked 55 hours total in his lifetime Blasts his mixtape to pump up workers and send customers fleeing Has scalpers from dozens of companies calling him daily Drops and starts new on a whim jobs Takes a week off after he sneezes Managers Outlived The union keeps us strong HIT Despite barely working productivity skyrockets when he's around due to boosted morale Reports virgins for fun gets them fired even if they and deported were born here ouch! Parties with his coworkers every night Hasn't slept at his own house in weeks Boss bought him a $100 000 suit uses it to wipe his standing of course ass Forces boss to pay him 18 months in advance Dips out when the check clears Promoted to manager purely for confident attitude Has never stood up at work rolls around on a wheely chair no matter how inconvenient Goes on vacation with the CEO regularly blackmails and threatens their family to get a promotion Too hungover to stand even if he wanted to Everything he owns is 'borrowed' from an old job Chokes out customers that so much as ask him a question Managers commit suicide from the stress of trying to make him work Family of insurance scammers ambulance chasers and welfare abusers work smart not hard Dies on the job violating every OHSA regulation national week of mourning declared Huge parties are thrown for him everytime he returns to work Staceys cry when he walks past them Where my Wage-Cucks at? The Virgin Working Hard Vs the Chad Hardly Workin Meme

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