This old man turned 15 today Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT πŸ‘ DAMN πŸ‘ THING πŸ‘ ON πŸ‘ THAT πŸ‘ SCREEN πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ GO πŸ‘ BABY πŸ‘ GIRL πŸ‘ EFF πŸ‘ JOEL πŸ‘ WITCHOE πŸ‘ SHARP πŸ‘ WIT πŸ‘ AND πŸ‘ MOUNTAINOUS πŸ‘ TÈTA$ πŸ‘ LMAO because I only need them to see far not while I’m actually at the gym I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv BRUV I CANT SEE LMAO The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL Canada no shots I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY why am I like this πŸ˜‘ bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Slide 1 @aturner411 Slide 2 reddit u-wampus514 Please check out wwwdogs4warriorsorg ❀️ Slide 3 @goosewhomst Slide 4 @jadethesablegsd Meme

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Maizel

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