There are dealbreakers too Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges engages in social activism or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere This may not be the right place the Startup Castle says if you - Watch more than 4 hours of TVmoviegame entertainment per week - Have more than 1 tattoo - Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social media Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day Wear make-up more than twice a weelk - Own any clothing shoes watches or handbags costing over $500 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents - Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents - Have more than one internet app date per week - Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week - Use marijuana more than twice a year - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire ajani-on-the-spot gehayi berlynn-wohl hapabap nazerine plasmalogical paxamericana Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them No no guys look closely This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men No drugs no makeup no special diet exercise 15 hrs a week who are passive and docile no protests no music lyrics with swears who most of all will not be missed if they disappear very little social media presence not rich enough to own expensive luxury items no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over billsgifts few identifying markings like tattoos This is obviously an organ harvesting operation Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone Gotta say though that I like the organ harvesting scheme better “It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today and yet Meme

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