When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.
oh my God
“Don’t worry it’s just our Advanced Packaging Technology
Ready Meal: (SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL)
Me: (Throws the entire microwave into a lake) NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES
NOT TODAY SATAN MEAL
THIS IS A CURSED MEAL