thefingerfuckingfemalefury: asymbina: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: asymbina: godtechturninheads: magicaltophat: drtanner: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”  Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned. @infiniteadventureswithyou oh my God “Don’t worry it’s just our Advanced Packaging Technology it hums” Ready Meal: (SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL) Me: (Throws the entire microwave into a lake) NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES NOT TODAY SATAN MEAL Expectation: Reality: THIS IS A CURSED MEAL