The World's Butthole's Post Beginner's Guide to Shit Blisters Step 1 Grab a Bucket and Fill It With Diarrhea Bonus Points if It's From You and a Few Different Friends Step 2 Grab a Syringe Suck Up the Liquefied Poopoo and Pick a Spot on Your Body Your Non-Dominant Forearm Works Best Step 3 Penetrate Just the First Couple Layers of Skin and Inject a Few CCs of the Liquefied Poopoo Forming a Sizable Blister of Shit a La a Shit Blister Step 4 Let It Fester and Get Nice and Infected for a Few Days Step 5 Initiate Sexual Activity With Your Partner Step 6 Just Before Reaching Orgasm Shove Your Shit Blister Right in Front of Your Partner's Open Mouth and Quickly Figure Out a Way to Make Them Unwittingly Bite Down Into It Step 7 Pat Yourself on the Back for Successfully Pulling Off This Legendary Act Write a Comment GIF 1 Jesus Can You Come Down Please?