TBT - SSG Corey Calkins Ladies and gentlemen gather round the campfire as we light up your field day celebrations with a celebration of our own That’s right it’s time to throw this thing back to February 2010 A simpler time a time before David Petraeus locked his knees at a senate hearing and back when you could still tinkle on dead Taliban omgtakemebackkkk⠀ ⠀ Today we’re talking about every Marine from 6th Reggie’s favorite little town in Afghanistan’s Helmand Province marjahmarjahmarjah⠀ ⠀ What many of you may not know however is that them Gyrenes weren’t the only ones with their dicks in the dirt giving Terry the ol’ whatfor Case in point the subject of today’s OAF TBT Staff Sgt Corey Calkins aka CashMoneyCorey⠀ ⠀ While serving as a weapons sergeant for ODA 3121 Cake Crushin’ Calkins was part of the coalition push through Marjah On 18 February 2010 he led an assault of ANA troops against a platoon-sized element of Taliban fuckbois at a key intersection near the bazaar in Marjah While under intense small arms RPG and mortar fire Corey the Cockslapper charged the enemy position like a robust lesbian hopped up on Jack Daniels in a domestic dispute inspiring his ANA troops to follow and overwhelm the Taliban position TakeTheirShoes⠀ ⠀ After locking down the intersection and surrounding positions Corey continued to fuck Terry six ways to Sunday by voluntarily continuing to drive the man-titty-havin’ soyboys out of smalls arms and RPG range so three critically wounded Marines could be evacuated He aggressively pursued the enemy hotter than the homies in Tekashi 69’s cell block are pursuing his butthole LemmeTugOnYoDickALilWhile⠀ ⠀ For his actions that day SSG Calkins was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and earned himself a lifetime supply of bummed cigs fat pinches of dip and near-beers from every Marine in the Ghan ThereGoesMyHero ⠀ ⠀ Meme









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