Student Hey Government You Keep Telling Me How Important It Is to Get an Education but It's Really Expensive Can I Get Some Money? German Government All College Is Tuition-Free Finland Government We Welcome Anyone in the World to Get Any Level of Education No Charge Danish Government Dont Be Silly College Wont Cost You Anything but We Will Provide You $900month for Living Expenses for 6 Years US Government This Is America Pull Yourself Up by Your Bootstraps We'll Provide You Loans at 10x the Interest Rate We Charge Banks if You Don't Pay We'll Garnish Your Paycheck if You Declare Bankruptcy You Still Owe Us Also Textbooks Aren't Included Because F**k You That's Why srsfunnyCollege Education in Different Countries