Sniperct Swan2swan We Really Don’t Talk Enough About How Artoo Went Into the Desert to Find Obi-Wan Because No Kid Would Be Stupid Enough to Follow Him Into Tusken Territory and Then This Kid Chases Him Down and Gets Beaten Up and His Unconscious Body Is Dragged Back to His Landspeeder and Artoo Looked Down and Went “This One This One Knows How to Have a Good Time” #He’d Had Adventures but Really All Those Rebels Were Too Cautious for Him#he’d Served Anakin Skywalker There Was Just No Coming Back#and Then There’s This Nerdy Kid Who Kinda Sorta Reminds Him of That Guy#and Then Obi-Wan Says “your Father Wanted You to Have This” and Pulls Out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo Just EXPLODES Because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and He Cross-References His Old Memory Banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also No Wonder He Could Fool This Idiot to Take Off the Restraining Bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and He Was Ride or Die Forever#and About Two Days Later He DID Die#but He Got Better#so Really WOW This Guy IS the Best#artoo Detoo