She finds the manager and says There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30000 and he wants to use this as collateral She holds up the tiny pink elephant I mean what in the world is this? Cool Beans June 14 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack You're gonna love this The bank manager looks back at her and says It's a knick knack Patty Whack Give the frog a loan His old man's a Rolling Stone Miss Whack I'd like to get a $30000 loan to take a holiday You sang it didn't you? Yeah I know you did Never take life too seriously Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger his dad is Mick Jagger and that it's okay he knows the bank manager Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral The frog says Sure I have this and produces a tiny porcelain elephant about an inch tall bright pink and perfectly formed Very confused Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office She finds the manager and says There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30000 and he wants to Like Share Comment use this as collateral She holds up the tiny pink and 246K others Write a comment GIF 42484 shares Write a comment GIF Wtf even is boomer Facebook Meme

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