Sarah How Did You Know I Was a Painter?! Mar 9 2017 738 PM Think It's Pretty Obvious Just Took Your Name and Age and Compiled a List of All the Year Old Sarahs in the CAREA Region Then Cross Referenced Newspaper Birth Records to Make a List of Potential Parents and Spent 13 Straight Hours Contacting Them About Their Daughter's Favorite Hobbies Then Reverse Image Searched Your Pics and Ran Them Through a Web-Based Facial Recognition Program to Narrow Down the Potential Sarahs You Might Be According to Open Source Online School Yearbooks Then to Make Sure I Had the Right Sarah I Noticed an Enhance-Able Partial Serial Number on Your Phone in One of Your Pics So I Then Impersonated You in a Fishing Call to Apple Support and While They Had Me on the Line I Noticed in Your Tinder Profile Bio You Had Your Employment Listed as 'Artist-Teacher at Paint Nite' Sent How Did You Know I Was a Painter?!