Roses are red baseball uses a bat According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground The bee of course flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black Ooh black and yellow! Letf's shake it up a little Barry! Breakfast is readyl Oomingt Hang on a second Hello?-Barry?-Adam?-Oan you believe this is happening?-I cant nl pick you up Looking sharp Use the stairs Your father paid good money for those Sorry Im excited Here's the graduate We're very proud of you son A perfect report card all B's Very proud Mat I got a thing going here-You got lint on your fuzz- Ow! That's met- Wave to ust We be in row 1180000-Byet Barry I told you stop flying in the house!-Hey Adam-Hey Barry-is that fuzz ger?-A little Special day graduation Never thought rd make it Three days grade school three days high school Those were awkward Three days college Im glad t took a day and hitchhiked around the hive You did come back different- Hi Barry-Artie growing a mustache? Looks good- Hear about Frankie?-Yeah- You going to the funeral?-No fm not going Everybody knows sting someone you die Don't waste it on a squirrel Such a hothead I guess he could have just gotten out of the way I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day That's why we don't need vacations Boy quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances Well Adam today we are men- We are!- Bee-men-Amen! Hallelujah! Students faculty distinguished bees please welcome Dean Buzzwell Welcome New Hive Oity graduating class of a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group This is it! Wow Wow We know that you as a bee have worked your whole ife to get to the point where you can work for your whole life Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as Honeyl- That girl was hot- She's my cousint-She is?-Yes we're all cousins-Right You're right -At Honex we constandy strive to improve every aspect of bee existence These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology -What do you think he makes?- Not enough Here we have our latest advancement the Krelman- What does that do?-Oatches that litle strand of honey that hangs after you pour it Saves us millions Oan anyone work on the Kreiman? Of course Most bee jobs are small ones But bees know that every small job if it's done well means a lot But choose carefully because you'l stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life The same job the rest of your ife? i didn't know that Whatrs the difference? Youl be happy to know that bees as a species havent had one day off in 27 million years So youl just work us to death? Wel sure try Wow! That blew my mind! What's the difference? How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make Im relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life But Adam how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? Were bees We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example I dont know But you know what Im talking about Please clear the gate Royal Nectar Force on approach Wait a second Oheckit out-Hey those are Polen Jocks!-Wow Ive never seen them this close They know what it's ike outside the hive Yeah but some don't come back - Hey Jocks!-Hi Jocks! You guys did great You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it-I wonder where they were -I dont know Their day's not planned Outsiide the hive flying who knows where doing who knows what You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock You have to be bred for that Right Look That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime Ir's just a status symbol Bees make too much of it Perthaps Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant Distant Look at these two- Oouple of Hive Harrys-Lets have fun with them It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock Yeah Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat and with the other he was slapping me!- Oh my!-I never thought rd knock him out What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities I can autograph that A litle gusty out there today wasn't it comrades? Yeah Gusty We're hiting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow- Six miles huh?-Barry! A puddle jump for us but maybe you're not up for it- Maybe 1 am-You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate What do you think buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be It all depends on what 0900 means Hey Honex! Dad you surprised me You decide what you're interested in?-Well there's a lot of choices But you only get one Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son let me tell you about stiring You grab that stick and you just move it around and you stir it around You get yourself into a rhythm It's a beautful thing You know Dad the more I think about it maybe the honey son the stirrert-You're gonna be a stirrer?- No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have I could say anything right now I'm gonna get an ant tattool Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe rl pierce my thorax Shave my antennae Shack up with a grasshopper Get a gold tooth and call everybody dawg I'm so proud We're starting work today!- Today's the day Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone Yeah right Pollen counting stunt bee pouring stirrer front desk hair removalIs it still available?-Hang on Two lef! One of them's yours Oongratulations! Step to the side- Whard you get?- Picking crud out Stellart Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes sirl Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice You want to go first?- No you go Oh my Whar's available? Restroom atendant's open not for the reason you think- the neck up Dead from the neck down That's life! Oh this is so hard! Heating cooling stunt bee pourer stirer humming inspector number seven lint coordinator stripe supervisor mite wrangler Barry what do you think I should Barry? Barry! All right we've got the sunfiower patch in quadrant nine What happened to you? Where are you?-I'm going out- Out? Out where?- Out there Oh not i have to before I go to work for the rest of my life You're gonna diet You're crazyt Hello? Another call coming in If anyone's feeling brave there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today Hey guys-Look at that Isnt that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it son flight deck's restricted Its OK Lou We're gonna take him up Really? Feeling lucky are you? Sign here here Just initial that- Thank you-OK You got a rain advisory today and as you all know bees cannot fly in rain So be careful As always watch your brooms hockey sticks dogs birds bears and bats Also I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us Murphy's in a home because of it babbling like a cicadal- That's awful -And a reminder for you rookies bee law number one absolutely no talking to humans! All right launch positions! Buzz buzz buzz buzz Buzz buzz buzz buzz Buzz buzz buzz buzzi Black and yellow! Hellol You ready for this hot shot? Yeah Yeah bring it on Wind check-Antennae check-Nectar pack check- Wings check -Stinger check Scared out of my shorts check OK ladies let's move it out! Pound those petunias you striped stem-suckers! All of you drain those fiowers! Wowl Im out i can't believe I'm out So blue I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wowl Flowers! This is Blue Leader We have roses visual Bring it around 30 degrees and hold Roses! 30 degrees roger Bringing it around Stand to the side kid irs got a bit of a kick That is one nectar collectort-Ever see pollination up close?- No sir I pick up some pollen here sprinkle it over here Maybe a dash over there a pinch on that one See that? It's a itle bit of magic Thar's amazing Why do we do that? That's pollen power More polen more fiowers more nectar more honey for us Oool Im picking up a lot of bright yellow Oould be daisies Don't we need those? Oopy that visual Wait One of these fowers seems to be on the move Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative That was on the line! This is the coolest What is it? I don't know but I'm loving this color It smells good Not ike a flower but i like it Yeah fuzzy Ohemical-y Oareful guys It's a little grabby My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain get off there! Problem!- Guyst- This could be bad Affirmative Very close Gonna hurt Mama's little boy You are way out of position rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help met I don't think these are flowers Should we tell him?-1 think he knows What is this?1 Match point! You can start packing up honey because you're about to eat it! Yowser Gross There's a bee in the carl- Do something m driving-Hi bee He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move If you don't move he won't sting you Freeze! He blinkedt Spray him Grannyl What are you doing? Wow the tension level out here is unbelievable I gotta get home Oan't fly in rain Oant fly in rain Oant fy in rain Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken could you close the window please? Ken could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume I made it into a fold-out brochure You see? Folds out Oh no More humans i don't need this What was that? Maybe this time This time This time This timet This time! This Drapes! That is diabolical It's fantastic It's got all my special skills even my top-ten favorite movies What's number one? Star Wars? Nah I dont go for that kind of stuff No wonder we shouldn't talk to them They're out of their minds When I leave a job interview they're flabbergasted cant believe what I say There's the sun Maybe that's a life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? is that your statement? I'm just saying all lide has value You don't know what he's capable of feeling My brochure! There you go little guy Im not scared of him It's an alergic thing Put that on your resume brochure My whole face could puff up Make it one of your special skills Knocking someone out is also a special skill Right Bye Vanessa Thanks- Vanessa next week? Yogurt night?- Sure Ken You know whatever- You could put carob chips on there Bye Supposed to be less calories Bye I gotta say something She saved my life I gotta say something All right here it goes Nah What would i say? I could really get in trouble It's a bee law You're not supposed to talk to a human I can't believe Im doing this Ive got to Oh I cant do it Oome on! No Yes NoDo it I can't How should I start i?You like jazz? No thar's no good Here she comes! Speak you fool! Hi! I'm sory-You're talking-Yes I knowYou're talking! I'm so sorry No its OK It's fine I know F'm dreaming But I don't recall going to bed Well Im sure this is very disconcerting This is a bit of a surprise to me I mean you're a bee! I am And I'm not supposed to be doing this but they were all trying to kill me And if it wasn't for you I had to thank you It's just how I was raised That was a litte weird-Im talking with a bee- Yeah I'm talking to a bee And the bee is talking to mef I just want to say I'm grateful rl leave now- Wait How did you learn to do that? What? The taiking thing Same way you did I guess Mama Dada honey You pick it up- That's very funny- Yeah Bees are funny if we didn't laugh we'd cry with what we have to deal with Anyway Oan Lget you something?-Like what? I dont know I mean I don't know Ooffee? I don't want to put you out It's no trouble It takes two minutes-I's just coffee -I hate to impose Dont be ridiculous!-Actualy I would love a cup Hey you want rum cake? I shouldn't- Have some - No i cant Oome on! m trying to lose a couple micrograms- Where?-These stripes don't help You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion Are you al right? No He's making the tie in the cab as they're fying up Madison He finally gets there He runs up the steps into the church The wedding is on And he says Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan Why would I marry a watermelon? Is that a bee joke? Thars the kind of stuff we do Yeah different So what are you gonna do Barry? About work? I dont know I want to do my part for the hive but I can't do it the way they want I know how you feel You do?- Sure My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor but I wanted to be a florist-Really?-My only interest is flowers Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan Anyway if you look There's my hive right there See it? Youre in Sheep Meadow! Yes! Im right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area I lost a toe ring there once- Why do giris put rings on their toes? Why not?- It's lke putting a hat on your knee- Maybe n try that You all right ma'am?-Oh yeah Fine Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway this has been great Thanks for the coffee Yeah it's no trouble Sorry I couldn't finish it If I did rd be up the rest of my lide Are you? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Suref Here have a crumb-Thanks! -Yeah All right Well then I guess nil see you around Or not OK Barry And thank you so much again for before Oh that? That was nothing Well not nothing but Anyway This can't possibly work He's all set to go We may as well try it OK Dave pull the chute Sounds amazing-It was amazing! it was the scariest happlest moment of my life Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy They talk crazy They eat crazy giant things They drive crazy Do they try and kill you like on TV? Some of them But some of them dont-How'd you get back?- Poodle You did it and rm glad You saw whatever you wanted to see You had your experience Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal-WelWell? Well I met someone You did? Was she Beo-ish?-A wasp? Your parents will kill yout- No no no not a wasp- Spider?-Im not attracted to spiders I know it's the hottest thing with the eight legs and all I cant get by that face So who is she? She's human No no That's a bee law You wouldn't break a bee law- Her name's Vanessa-Oh boy She's so nice And she's a florist! Oh nol e talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my lide! And she understands me This is over! Eat this This is not over! What was that? They call it a crumb It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat That's what falls off what they eat!-You know what a Oinnabon is?-No Irs bread and cinnamon and frosting They heat it up Sit down! really hot!- Listen to me! We are not them! We're us There's us and there's them! Yes but who can deny the heart that is yearming? There's no yearning Stop yearning Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee my friend Thinking bee! Thinking bee - Thinking bee Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking beet Thinking bee! There he is He's in the pool You know what your problem is Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why arent you working? Ive got a lot of big life decisions to think about What life? You have no life! You have no job You're barely a bee! Would it kil you to make a litle honey? Barry come out Your father's talking to you Martin would you talk to him? Barry Im talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set Go ahead Tl catch up Don't be too long Watch thist Vanessa!- We're still here I told you not to yell at him He doesnt respond to yelling!-Then why yell at me?-Because you dont listent Im not listening to this Sorry I've gotta go - Where are you going?-I'm meeting a friend A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye just hope she's Bee-ish They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tounament of Roses that's every florist's dreamt Up on a float surrounded by flowers crowds cheering A tounament Do the roses compete in athletic events? No All right Ive got one How come you don't fly everywhere? I's exhausting Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster Yeah OK I see I see All right your turn TIVo You can just freeze live TV? Thats insane! You dont have that? We have Hivo but it's a disease It's a horible horrible disease Oh my Dumb bees! You must want to stng all those jerks We try not to sting It's usually fatal for us So you have to watch your temper Very carefully You kick a wall take a wak write an angry letter and throw it out Work through it like any emotion Anger jealousy lust Oh my goodnesst Are you OK? Yeah- What is wrong with you? It's a bug He's not bothering anybody Get out of here you creep! What was that? A Pic N Save circular? Yeah it was How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages Seventy-five is pretty much our limit You've realy got that down to a science-I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue- bet You're dating a human florist! We're not dating You're flying outside the hiv Bees make it -I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating cooling stiming You need a whole Krelman thing-It's organic -It's our-ganic! It's just honey Barry Just what? Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealingt You've taken our homes schools hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! Im getting to the bottom of this I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey Hector -You almost done?-Almost He is here I sense it Well I guess l go home now and just leave this nice honey out with no one around You're busted box boy! I knew I heard something So you can talk! I can talk And now youll start taking! Where you getting the sweet stutf? Who's your supplier? I don't understand I thought we were friends The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! it's ours now! You sir have crossed wrong sword! You sir will be lunch for my iguana Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! it comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces they never knew what hit them And now they're on the road is dead All right Uh-oht What is that?!-Oh not-A wipert Triple blade!-Triple blade? Jump on! Its your only chance beel Why does everything have to be so doggone clean? How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington I'm Oarl Kasell But don't kill no more bugs! Beet Moose blood guy!!- You hear something?-Like what? Like tiny screaming Turn off the radio Whassup bee boy? Hey Blood Just a row of honey jars as far as the eye could see Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it I mean that honey's ours Bees hang tight- We're all jammed in Its a close community Not us man We on our own Every mosquito on his own - What if you get in trouble?- You a mosquito you in trouble Nobody likes us They just smack See a mosquito smack smack At least yOu're out in the world You must meet girls Mosquito girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly Mosquito giri don't want no mosquito You got to be kidding met Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long beet-Hey guyst-Moosebioodt knew rd catch y'all down here Did you bring your crazy straw? We throwt in jars siap a label on it and its pretty much pure profit What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead They are pinheads! Pinhead Oheck out the new smoker- Oh sweet That's the one you want The Thomas 30001 Smoker? Ninety pufts a minute semi-automatic Twice the nicotine all the tar A couple breaths of this knocks them right out They make the honey and we make the money They make the honey and we make the money? Oh my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah It doesnt last too long Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here We had no choice This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something Oh Barry stop Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory These are obviously doctored photos How did you get mixed up in this? Ho's been talking to humans- What?-Talking to humans?! He has a human girifriend And they make outf Make out? Barry! We do not - You wish you could- Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio Those crazy legs kept me up all night Barry this is what you want to do with your ife? I want to do it for all our lives Nobody works harder than bees! Dad I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring You couldn't stop I remember that What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts In the face! The eye!l That would hurt No Up the nose? That's a killer There's only one place you can sting the humans one place where it matters Hive at Five the hive's only full-hour action news source No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk Weather with Storm Stinger Sports with Buzz Larvi And Jeanette Ohung-Good evening I'm Bob Bumble-And I'm Jeanette Ohung A tri-county bee Barry Benson intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packaging it and profiting from it legally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King we l have three former queens here in our studio discussing their new book Olassy Ladies out this week on Hexagon Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson Did you ever think Tm a kid from the hive I cant do this? Bees have never been afraid to change the world What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where Im from we'd never sue humans We were thinking of stickball or candy stores How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case which will be the trial of the bee century You know they have a Lamry King in the human world too It's a common name Next week He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots Next week Glasses quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em Bear Week next week They're scary hairy and here live Always leans forrward pointy shoulders squinty eyes very Jewish In tennis you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother Ken She's 81 Honey her backhand's a joke! Im not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet please Actual work going on here - is that that same bee?- Yes it ist Im helping him sue the human race Helio Helo bee This is Ken Yeah I remember you Timberland size ten and a half Vibram sole I beieve Itry not to use the competition So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities And a takes my mind off the shop Instead of flowers people are giving balloon bouquets now Those are great if you're three And artificial flowers Oh those just get me psychobict Yeah me too Bent stingers pointless polination Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done Maybe this could make up for it a ittle bit - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal -I guess You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans they won't be able to say Honey I'm home without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where the world anxiously waits because for the first time in history we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak What have we gotten into here Bary? it's pretty big isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade- What's the matter?-I don't know Ijust got a chil Well if it isn't the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding All right Oase number 4475 Superior Oourt of New York Bary Bee Benson v the Honey Industry is now in session Mr Montgomery you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege Mr Benson you're representing all the bees of the world? Im kidding Yes Your Honor we're ready to proceed Mr Montgomery your opening statement please Ladies and gentlemen of the jury my grandmother was a simple woman Born on a farm she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us if we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr Benson imagines just think of what would it mean I wOuld have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robolics! Ventriloquism! Oloningt For all we know he could be on steroids! Mr Benson? Ladies and gentlemen there's no trickery here Im just an ordinary bee Honey's pretty important to me It's important to all bees We invented it! We make it And we protect it with our lives Unfortunately there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guyst fm hoping that after this is all over you'll see how by taking our honey you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time So nice! Oal your first witness So Mr Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms big company you have I suppose so I see you also own Honeyburton and Honront Yes they provide beekeepers for our farms Beekeeper I find that to be a very disturbing term I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers do you?- No -I couldn't hear you- No- No Because you don't free bees You keep bees Not only that it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey They're very lovable creatures Yogi Bear Fozzie Bear Build-A-Bear You mean like this? Bears kill beest How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?1 Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pilliows! OK that's enough Take him away So Mr Sting thank you for being here Your name intrigues me- Where have I heard it before?-I was with a band called The Police But you've never been a police officer have you? No I havent No you havent And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name Oh please Have you ever been stung Mr Sting? Because Im feeling a ite stung Sting Or should I say Mr Gordon M Sumnert That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr Liotta first belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005 Thank you Thank you I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow I enjoy what I do Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't But is this what it's come to for you? Exploting tiny helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and leam your lines si? Watch it Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella This is a badfella! Why doesnt someone just step on this creep and we can ail go home?- Order in this court!- You're all thinking itt Ordert Order I say!-Say it- Mr Liotta please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that I think the jury's on our side Are we doing everything right legaly? Im a florist Right Well here's to a great team To a great team! Well hello - Ken!-Hello I didn't think you were coming No Iwas just late I tried to call but the batteryI didn't want all this to go to waste so I called Barry Luckily he was free Oh that was lucky There's a little left I could heat it up Yeah heat it up sure whatever SoI hear you're quite a tennis player Im not much for the game myself The bali's a little grabby Thatr's where I usually sit Right there Ken Barry was looking at your resume and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill You think I don't see what you're doing? i know how hard it is to find the rightjob We have that in common Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment but we do jobs like taking the crud out Thars just what I was thinking about doing Ken I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz I hope that was all right Im going to drain the old stinger Yeah you do that Look at that You know Ive just about had it with your little mind games- Whatrs that?-Itaian Vogue Mamma mia that's a lot of pages A lot of ads Remember what Van said why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in heref I love the smel of flowers How do you smel of fames?1 Not as much Water bug! Not taking sidest Ken I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! Ive got issuest Wel well well a royal fush-You're bluffing Am 17 Surfs up dude! Po0 water That bowl S gnarly Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know I dont even like honey! i don't eat it We need to talkd He's just a itle bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about? Are there other bugs in your life? No but there are other things bugging me in life And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees no yogurt night My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye Ken And for your information I prefer sugar-free artificial sweeteners made by mant m sorry about all that I know its got an afertaste! 1 like it I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me I couldn't overcome it Oh well Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr Montgomery is about out of ideas We would ike to cal Mr Bary Benson Bee to the stand Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers- Yeah Layton you've gotta weave some magic with this jury or it's gonna be all over Don't worry The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they dont ike about bees You got the tweezers?-Are you allergic? Only to losing son Only to losing Mr Benson Bee ni ask you what I think we'd all like to know What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're triends-Good friends?- Yes How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute Are you her little bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two From what I understand doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?- Yeah but-So those aren't your real parents!- Oh Barr- Yes they are! Hold me back! Youre an egitimate bee arent you Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't yall date your cousins?- Objection!- Im going to pincushion this guy! Adam don't it's what he wants! Oh I'm hit! Oh lordy I am hit! Orderl Orderl The venom! The venom is coursing through my veinst I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equalst They're striped savages Singing's the only thing they know! it's their way!-Adam stay with me-I can't feel my legs What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court Order! Order please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T Montgomery- Hey buddy- Hey- Is there much pain?- Yeah I 1 blew the whole case didn't 1? It doesn't matter What matters is you're alive You could have died I'd be beter off dead Look at me They got it from the cafeteria downstairs in a tuna sandwich Look there's a little celery still on it What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it It was alAll adrenaline and then and then ecstasyl All right You think it was al a trap? Of course Im sorry I flew us night into close that window?-Why?-The smoke Bees don't smoke Right Bees don't smoke Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking Thats it! Thars our case! it is? Itrs not over? Get dressed I've gotta go somewhere Get back to the court and stall Stall any way you can Ánd assuming you've done step correctly you're ready for the tub Mr Flayman Yes? Yes Your Honort Where is the rest of your team? Well Your Honor it's interesting Bees are trained to fly haphazardly and as a result we don't make very good time I actually heard a funny story about Your Honor havent these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this courts valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who run legitimate businesses I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr Flayman Im afraid Im going to have to consider Mr Montgomery's motion But you can't! We have a terific case Where is your proo? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gunt Hold it Your Honort You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun What is that? It's a bee smokert What this? This harmless Sttle contraption? This couldn't hurt a fy let alone a bee Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Smoking or non? Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?- What are we gonna do?- He's playing the species card Ladies and gentlemen please free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the beest Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa we won! I knew you could do it High-five! Sorry Im OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees Now we won't have to work so hard all the time This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature Benson You'll regret this Barry how much honey is out there? All right One at a time Barry who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants-What if Montgomery's right?- What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time 27 million years Oongratulations on your victory What will you demand as a settlement? First we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with every last drop We demand an end to the giorification of the bear as anything more than afthy smelly bad-breath stink machine We're all aware of what they do in the woods Wait for my signal Take him out He'll have nauseous for a few hours then he'll be fine And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames But it's just a prance-about stage name!unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack ganishments Oan't breathe Bring it in boys! Hold it right there! Good Tap it Mr Buzzwell we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!-I think we need to shut down!- Shut down?7 We've never shut down Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Tun your key sirl What do we do now? Oannonbalf We're shutting honey production! Mission abort Aborting pollination and nectar detail Returning to base Adam you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there Oh yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody?-Are they out celebrating?-They're home They dont know what to do Laying out sleeping in I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket At least we got our honey back Sometimesi think so what if humans iked our honey Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it This was my new desk This was my new job I wanted to do it really well And now Now I can't I dont understand why theyre not happy I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing It's amazing Honey really changes people You don't have any idea what's going on do you?- What did you want to show me?- This What happened here? That is not the half of it Oh no Oh my They're all wilting Doesn't look very good does it? No And whose fault do you think that is? You know I'm gonna guess bees Bees? Specifically me I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things It's notust flowers Fruits vegetables they all need bees Thar's our whole SAT test right there Take away produce that affects the entire animal kingdom And then of course The human species? So if there's no more polination it could all just go south here couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault How about a suicide pact? How do we do it?-ni sting you you step on me - Thatust kills you twice Right right Listen Barry sorry but I gotta get going I had to open my mouth and tak Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena They've moved at to this weekend because all the flowers are dying It's the last chance nil ever have to see it Vanessa Ijust wanna say Im sory i never meant it to turn out like this I know Me neither Tounament of Roses Roses cant do sports Wait a minute Roses Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry?- Roses are flowers!- Yes they are Flowers bees pollent I know Thafs why this is the last parade Maybe not Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK I made a huge mistake This is a total disaster all my fault Yes it kind of is Ive ruined the planet I wanted to help you with the flower shop Ive made pollent I know Thar's w Vanessa Iust wanna s my mouth and talk Vaneeation it could allust on so Ould affect all these thinns worse Actually it's completely closed down I thought maybe you were remodeling But I have another idea and it's greater than my previous ideas combined I don't want to hear it All right they have the roses the roses have the pollen i know every bee plant and flower bud in this park All we gotta do is get what theyve got back here with what we've got-Bees-Park Polen! Flowers Repollinationt-Across the nation! Tournament of Roses Pasadena Oaldormia They've got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy Security will be tight I have an idea Vanessa Bloome FTD Official floral business Its real Sorry ma'am Nice brooch Thank you It was a gift Once inside we just pick the right float How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess and you could be the pea! Yes I got it-Where should I sit?- What are you?-I believe Im the pea The pea? It goes under the maitresses Not in this fairy tale sweetheart-Im getting the marshal You do that This whole parade is a fascof Lets see what this babyll do Hey what are you doing?1 Then all we do is biend in with traficwithout arousing suspicion Once at the airport there's no stopping us Stop! Security You and your insect pack your float?-Yes Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your stinger-It's part of me I know Just having some fun Enjoy your fight Then if we're lucky wel have just enough pollen to do the job Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work It's got to work Attention passengers this is Oaptain Scott We have a bit of bad weather in New York It looks like wel experience a couple hours delay Barry these are cut flowers with no water Theyl never make it I gotta get up there and talk to them Be careful Oan I get heip with the Sky Mal magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer Oaptain Fm in a real situation Whatd you say Hal? Nothing Beef Don't freak outf My entire species What are you doing?-Wait a minutet Im an attorney!-Who's an attorney? Don't move Oh Barry Good aternoon passengers This is your captain Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster a toupee a lide rat exploded One's bald one's in a boat they're both unconscious!- Is that another bee joke?- Nof No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower Flight 356 Whar's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome I'm a florist from New York Where's the pilot? He's unconscious and so is the copilot Not good Does anyone onboard have fight experience? As a matter of fact there is- Who's that?-Barry Benson From the honey trial?! Oh great Vanessa this is nothing more than a big metal bee It's got giant wings huge engines I can't ty a plane- Why notr? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?-Yes How hard could it be? Wait Barry! We're headed into some lightning This is Bob Bumble We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport where a suspenseful scene is developing Barry Benson fresh from his legal victory Thars Barry! s attempting to land a plane loaded with people lowers and an incapacitated fight crew Flowers?1 We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience Just a minute There's a bee on that plane Im quite familiar with Mr Benson and his no-account compadres They've done enough damage But isn't he your only hope? Technically a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all Their wings are too smal Haven't we heard this a milion times? The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense- Get this on the airf- Got it-Stand by- We're going live The way we work may be a mystery to you Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs But let me tell you about a small job If you do it well it makes a big difference More than we realized To us to everyone That's why I want to get bees back to working together That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O We get behind a felow-Biack and yellow!- Hello! Left right down hover- Hover?-Forget hover This isn't so hard Beep-beept Beep-beep! Barry what happened?1 Wait I think we were on autopilot the whole time -That may have been helping me-And now we're not So it tums out I cannot fly a plane All of you let's get behind this fellow! Move it outt Move out! Our only chance is if I do what rd do you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell Im not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voicef It's not a tone I'm panicking! I can't do thist Vanessa pull yourself together You have to snap out of it You snap out of it You snap out of it - You snap out of it- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!-You snap out of it- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- Hold it!-Why? Oome on irs my turn How is the plane flying? I don't know Helio? Benson got any fowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow Black and yellow Hello Al right let's drop this tin can on the blacktop Where? I can't see anything Oan you? No nothing It's all cloudy Oome on You got to think bee Barry-Thinking bee-Thinking bee Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking beet Wait a minute I think fm feeling somethingWhar?-I don't know ir's strong puling me Like a 27-million-year-old instinct Bring the nose down Thinking beet Thinking beef Thinking beel-What in the world is on the tarmac?-Get some lights on that Thinking beel Thinking beet Thinking beet-Vanessa aim for the flower OK Out the engines We're going in on bee power Ready boys? Affirmativet Good Good Easy now That's it Land on that floworl Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around!- Not that flowerl The other one!-Which one?- That flower-I'm aiming at the flowerl That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt I mean the giant pulsating fiower made of millions of bees! Pul forward Nose down Tail up Rotate around it-This is insane Barry- This's the only way I know how to fly Am I koo-koo-kachoo or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there Don't be afraid Smell it Full reverset Just drop it Be a part of it Aim for the centert Now drop it in! Drop it in womant Oome on already Barry we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes No high-five!- Right Bary it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the fower! That was genius!-Thank you-But we're not done yet Listen everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth That means this is our last chance We're the only anes who make honey polinate flowers and dress like this If we're gonna survive as a species this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then folow met Except Keychain Hold on Barry Here You've earned this Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit Alli gotta do are the sleeves Oh yeah That's our Barry Mom! The bees are back! if anybody needs to make a cal now's the time I got a feeling we be working late tonight! Here's your change Have a great afternoon! Oan l help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved Don't forget these Milk cream cheese it's all me AndI don't see a nickell Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea Barry Im sorry Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you Sory I'm late He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite All I needed was a briefcase Have a great afternoon! Barry I just got this huge tulip order and I can't get them anywhere No problem Vannie Just leave it to me You're a lifesaver Bary Oan I help who's next? All right scramble jocks! it's time to fly Thank you Bary! That bee is living my ldel Let it go Kenny When will this nightmare end?!-Let it all go Beautiful day to fly-Sure is Between you and me I was dying to get out of that office You have got to start thinking bee my ? I'm not Beautiful Meme

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