Ralfmaximus the White People Crying Over the Colston Statue Never Gave It a Second Thought Until It Got Dunked It’s Not Like They Worshipped It or Spent Time Admiring It Thinking “wow What a Cool Monument to Capitalism” Chances Are a Great Many Had No Idea It Even Existed There Is Exactly ONE Colston Heir Remaining and He’s Been First in Line to Piss on the Damned Thing It’s Not About the Statue It’s Never About the Statue