Posted by uWhatYouSoundLike_rn 3 hours ago 22k Redditors who clean up crime scenes - what's the most bizarre thing you've witnessed? Give Award Share Save 337 Comments SORT BY BEST Single comment thread View all comments 5 minutes ago Dunkmaster_Nick Score hidden This was nearly 20 years ago we had gotten noise complaints and reports of explosives - the area was prone to gas leaks and honestly it wasn't too out of place for this town considering the kind of reports we'd gotten earlier that summer When we arrived on scene we see this pretty regular middle class suit get yelled at and beaten down by this dude with the dumbest hair a 6'6 marine biologist a nerdy 4'11 highschooler and to top it all off the local celebrity author was there So while this dude in the suit is bleeding on the ground we're clearing the area because we didn't quite know the extent of these gas leaks and what further risks there could be My co-worker a paramedic goes over to help this man This is where things start getting a little weirder While she's trying to reassure him that he'd be okay - his injuries were pretty serious - he apparently began rubbing her hands and talking about how the Mona Lisa gave him a boner when he was a kid He then starts claiming to be this rich guy who lived in the northeast part of town near the villas who had recently been reported missing After that he starts getting really weird and threatens to chop off my co- workers hands Of course we had just assumed this guy was delirious but right as this is happening the intern who was driving the ambulance reverses too hard and runs over this dude's head Honestly I was seriously confused and while I wanted to know more this is honestly just par for the course in what became Morioh's bizzare summer of 1999 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Saw this on AskReddit Good work folks Meme

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