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social security

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lead

light

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one

down

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health

last night

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security

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you

promised land

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price

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call center

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this is

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suicidal

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were

called

care

night

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ago

years

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retirement

the children

over

got excited

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When

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I Had

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About

Center

Has

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Savings

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