Once a lap dog always a lap dog So a lot of you have been asking me hey smash when are you going to review the weighted blanket how did it work does it work wonders did it fix your sleep problem?? Well it’s funny u ask! Since I got it I’ve had two weeks of perfectly sound sleep where I close my eyes and imagine cows skipping over a fence like happy cows on a vegan farm where all they gotta do is be cute lol for three minutes until I doze blissfully 😍 JUST KIDDING! It made it worse a lil bit 😂 Officially said goodbye to that h0e today I wanted it to work but like a toxic relationship sometimes You idealize something but the reality is it is not what is best for you so you have to say goodbye and block them forever but keep the entire text thread including the pics as evidence 🧐 LOL! Just kidding but not really 🙂😂 Mannnnnn listen I wanted it to work I was in full placebo effect I was ready to receive God’s blessings But that bish had me feelin TRAPPT Like it’s supposed to mimic the warmth of the human body but for some reason a THICCUM pair of thighs straddling my right quad muscles whilst a head delicately lays on my BREAST and two breasstasis swaddle my right side feel hella different 🧐 Anyway I tried Gave it a go for two skrate weeks Did not work as intended That being said I do not want to dissuade you! It has worked for so many people and I am so thankful to the person who recommended it That person has recommended a lot of great things and this one just happened to not work out One person’s medicine is another person’s poison This is how we were created May you all sleep well and wake up rested and rejuvenated Bless up! ❤️ Meme

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