OK GUYS BUT JOSEPH JOE SWAN SON IS OHE OF THE MAIN CHARLCTERS OF FAMILY GUA HE IS A POLICE OFFICER WHO LIVES ON SPODNER STREET HE IS THE HUSBAND OF BONNIE AND THE FATHER OF HEVIN AND SUSIE JDE MET PETER WHEN AFTER JUST MOWNG NTO OUAHOG THE HAPP GD LUCKY TOY EACTORY NEEDED A FINAL MEMBER FOR THEIR COMPANY BASEBALL TEAM PETER NEWTHAT JOE HAD WON MANY AWRDS FOR PLAVING BESEBALL IN THE PAST HE DID NOT KNOW THAT JOE WAS PARALYZED BELOW THE WAIST HOWEVERSHE DDES MOST OF THE TIME JOE PROVED THAT THIS WASHT ENOUGH TO STOP HIM AND HE LED THE TEAM TO VICTORY HE LIVES AT 33 SPODHER STREET WITH HIS FAMLY6DE SWANSONHS A TOUGH GRIZZLED COP WHOS SEEN IT ALL AND DOESN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY HE USED TO BE FULL OF ENERGY ND READY TO KICK SOME ASS WHENEVER HE GOT THE CHAN CE HE WAS TOUGH AND FIERCE AND HE ALWAYS BLASTED OFF LIKE A ROCNET ILLING PEOPLE AND PUNCHING THEIR LIGHTS OUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR H MHE WAS CRIPPLED DURING ONE OF HIS BADASS CRIME-STOPPING BATTLESNONOWHE CAN'T MOVE AS MUCH AS HE USED TO THIS EXPERIENCE CHANGED HIM BUT ONLY IN A PHYSICAL SENSE JDE MADE SURE HE DID NOT LET HIS HANDICAP SLOW HIM DOWN HE MAY BE BOUND TO HIS WHEELCHAIR BUT HE IS STILL FULL OF THE SAME DETERMINATION AND AUDICITY AS HE'S ALWAYS BEEN HE'S ALWAYS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS THREATENING TO KILL PEOPLE BLOWING STUFF UP FOR NO REASON AND HAVING SEX WITH HIS WIFE ALL WITHOUT THE USE OF HIS LEGS JOE IS PERFECTLY SATISFIED WITH THIS UNLINE HIS WIFE IN LATER SEASONS OF THE SHOW IT BECAME MORE AND MORE COMMON FOR JOE'S FRIENDS TO MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR BEING CRIPPLED OVERTIME THIS GRADUALLY LED TO HIM BECOMING LESS AND LESS CONFIDENT WITH HIMSELF TO THE POINT WHERE HE SORT OF BECAME THE MEG OF THE BEER BAR BUDDIES JOE BECAME SORT OF DOWNTRODDEN AND DEPRESSED HE WAS A LOT MORE OQUIET AND PRONE TO WALLOWING IN HIS SADNESS WHEN PEOPLE ABUSED HIM HED MORE OFTEN THAN NOT SIT ON HIS ASS AND TAKE IT RATHER THAN FIGHT BACK THIS WASN'T JUST RESERVED FOR HIS FRIENDS AS HIS WIFE BONNIE ALSO STARTED TO RESPECT HIM EVEN LESS ALTHOUGH BONNIE WAS A DEVOTED WIFE AT FIRST AND DIDN'T LET JOE'S HANDICAP RUIN THEIR MARRIMGE LATER SEASONS SHOWED HER OPENLY ADMITTING HER DISPLEASURE WITH JOE CHEATING ON JOE AND EVEN MAKING NUMEROUS MURDER ATTEMPTS ON JOE ALL OF THIS SLIGHT JOE WAS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO AS AN ENFORCER OF THE LAW JOE IS SORT OF THE VOICE OF REASON TO THE GROUP HE MAKES SURE NONE OF THE BEER BAR BUDDIES TO ANYTHING ILLEGAL THIS IS WHY HE IS EXCLUDED FROM MOST OF THEIR ACTIVITIES HE IS SEEN AS A COMPLETE DOWNER IN LATER SEASONS HOWEVER JOE STOPPED HAVING POLE UP HIS ASS AND STARTED PARTAKING IN FUN ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES WITH THE GUYS WHICH MAY HAVE GOTTEN HIM LESS RESPECT AT WORK BUT IT DID EARN HIM MORE RESPECT FROM HIS FRIENDS EVEN IF THAT RESPECT WAS OVERSHADOWED BY THEIR AFOREMENTIONED CONSTANT BARRAGE OF ABLEISM JOE HAS SEVERE ANGER ISSUES WHICH OFTEN MANIFEST IN EXPLOSIVELY VIOLENT OUTBURST AT RANDONM TIMES THROUGHOUT THE SHOW AN EXAMPLE OF THIS IS BEATING HIS SON NEVIN IN A BLIND RAGE TO THE POINT NEVIN HAD TO LIVE WITH A FOSTER FAMILY AND SHOOTING THE LEFT OVERS OF HIS 160Z STEAK THEN TURNING THE GUN ON HIS FRIENDS AFTER BEING MOCKED FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO FINISH IT IN THE FAT GUY STRANGLER JOE IS ARGUABLY THE BEST HAND TO HAND FIGHTER IN THE ENTIRE SHOW DESPITE HIS CONDITION IT HAS BEEN SEEN ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS THAT HE IS ABLE TO COMPLETELY OVERWHELM OTHER CHARACTERS WHO ARE ACCOMPLISHED FIGHTERS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT SUCH AS LOIS GRIFFIN A BLACK BELT AND PETER KNOWN FOR LONG VIOLENT BATTLES WITH ERNIE THE GIANT CHICKEN JOE HAS ALSO SHOWN THE ABILITY TO EASILY TAKE ON MULTIPLE ENEMIES AT ONCE SUCH AS HIS ENCOUNTER A LARGE NUMBER OF ARMED MIDGETS IN THE THIN WHITE LINE AND PETER QUAGMIRE AND CLEVELAND IN BELIEVE IT OR NOT JOE'S WALKING ON AIR IN DA BOOM IT IS SHOWN THAT DESPITE THE LOWER PART OF HIS BODY BEING MELTED INTO HIS DRIVEWAY JOE IS PERFECTLY ABLE TO FIGHT AND DEFEAT A GIANT MUTATED RAT HOWEVER JDE IS NOT UNBEATABLE WHILE CONTROLLING THE CRIPPLETRON IN NO MEALS ON WHEELS HE WAS TAKEN DOWN BY STEWIE GRIFFIN AT LEAST IN PART DUE TO HIS SMALL SIZE AND AGILITY IN JOE'S REVENGE HE LOST THE UPPER HAND IN A FIGHT TO BOBBY BRIGGS AND ONLY MANAGEDTO RECOVER THROUGH QUICK THINKING ON HIS PART Hey I am the yo mama guy! Meme

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found ON 2019-10-02 18:23:27 BY awwmemes.com

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