Noctumsolis Frankly-Ludicrous Villain Dude What About Frank?! Hero … Who? Villain Frank! Franklin Jones! Wears My Henchmen’s Uniform Had the Key to My Door GOT MURDERED BY SOME ASSHOLE TWO WEEKS BEFORE HIS KID’S BALLET RECITAL?! Hero … You Know Your Henchmen’s Names? Villlain OF COURSE I DO! I SEE THESE PEOPLE EVERY DAY! THEY’RE MY FRIENDS! What You Thought I Just Went to the Fucking Minion Store and Bought Three Hundred Assistants?! People Don’t Work for Evil Overlords Unless They Really Like the Evil Overlord! Hero Well I Mean I Though Henchmen Were Just Kinda… There? Villain … You Thought Frank Whom I Entrusted With the Key to My Personal Chamber Who I Named the Godfather of My Children Was Just There Hero YOU HAVE KIDS?! Villain HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT?! WE’VE BEEEN NEMESI FOR DECADES! Hero WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT? YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE I WANT DEAD! Villain HOW AM I THE VILLAIN HERE?!