ng 21 KB 598x 320 Ghost Puncher Anonymous 110815Sun10 48 16 No 34834824トーssasi-1ssaalH83533ISSHHases-asassss!assazs Don't know if this goes in Hit or x Whevs here's the story It's fucking long but bear with me friend not in the story tels us about place to get palm readings read show up to this shady ass place at 10 in the morning wearing our workout gear ghost bitches already mirin stereotypical scraggly gypsy woman shakes our hands and seats us at the table with a crystal bal hispanic heritage kicks in and I nope at the last minute womanrp to the >woman goes from smiling to homrtied >starts grabbing and studying his hand like a last w him ask him if he did any ouija voodoo bullshit >says he smashed a hole in the wall when he was drunk lifting at home says their was a some type of decorative skull behind it that he now uses as decoration in his bedroom gypsy lets us leave without paying spotting friend while he benches some newble dumbass is curling next to us like no joke 6 inches away from us dude slips up and swings a twenty he's holding at frlend's head throws the bar up and ducks just in time almost impale myself trying to catch the ba gets back up and I'm s stal otell friend he should go home wants 0et some sage sage and silver o gym and give it to says the power was dead even though his bills were payed and rest of noighborhood had power heard rattling of silverware saw a silhouette of someone crawl under the kitchen counter friend doesn't believe in ouija shit and believes its an intruder or animal Anonymous 110815Sun11 0019 No 34834929 >> his rabswhile bar and gets ready for says he sees what looks like a small humanoid crouched in his weight room gives zero fucks and tosses the pull-up bar at the window ike lanklet kneecaps squatting shit -calls other friend for advice our lifting group has some odd characters johnny answers and tells him to burn the sage and carry the slver TI call my grandmother tomorow to help she's one of the medium people friend sits down on his couch while the house smells like old dried up and out t for the silver starts to see something dart back and forth across the room otv goes of and static comes on says high pitched screaming fils the house walks over to the weight room and smashes the skull against the wall in a fluid motion ike imagine walking into a room tipping over a vase then going back to doing whatl you were doing he did that except threw a skull against the wal says house shook screaming got higher then stopped g0 off I'm very concemed that he said mildly says he doused himself in holy water and started swinging as hard as he could into the darkness only hears the says he heard the footsteps getting further away from him asleep p and goes to the gym to tell me this the next day Anonymous 1 10815Sun1 1 1 1 28 No 34835026ト assz friend goes outside to make frequent calls throughout his routines Mells me's been calling his home phone and leaving angry voice messages for the ghosts sais he would buy a snake just to flatten it out with a rolling pin until it dies friend goes home again 에ells me it's disturbing how well he is handling the situation says he went to ifting buddy's house to check up on the sitch ping his ass with a ouija board towel throws in on the floor and kicks it into the iving room pours more holy water on it then takes it outside to burn it asks friend ls he ls hungry >Uh sure says he pulls out an opened ouija board he bought at spencers and uses it as a fucking cutting board says he repeatedy stabbed the cutting knife into the board when he was not using it breaks the board in half after he's done chopping up tomatoes and throws it in the trash saysat grilled TM PUTTING JESUS ON THIS WALL AND IFLL BE BACK TO FUCKING MASTURBATE ON MY BENCH PRESS WHILE THINKING ABOUT LUCIFER'S WHORE DAUGHTER johnny leaves budy goes into the room and puts another crucifix on the wal abuela goes to lifting buddy's house with a priest the next day -says her abuela and priest were also amazeddisturbed with how lifting buddy is fighting the situstion priest actually cowered and mired lifting buddy pissing naked on the satanic bible he bought at some shady bookstore ells priest he walks around naked a lot lately and talks shit about satan priest leaves before cleansing Anonymous 110815Sun112139 No 34835108トー4ssnsauan says it was a group of entities that were very pissed that their shrine was disturbed tells her that they have no power since lifting buddy isn't remotely scared of anything they've done Check out what I found on the street this moming takes a bit out apple a fucking dead snake puts holy water and salt on it kicks it into the carpet a few times before peeling it off and throwing it into the trash can in the kitchen they keep running from her ghostsyare scared of abuela asks what could make them pass on says they did black magic to get revenge on some asshole landlord from way back when >says they had incriminating shit to shame his family within the wall with the skull abuela tells ifting buddy what he needs to do makes the hole in the wall bigger by throwing a 15 through the wal im not lying about any of this I swear and especially this next part ifting buddy filips through the papers then wipes his balls with it abuela horified -crumples them up and throws them into the comer of the room lells the spirits to piss off then punches another hole in the wall abuela says may go have mercy in spanish then leaves more holes than wall destroyed af but like halo descending from the heavens the bench press and squatting rack are still there smiles and asks my friend if he did what needed to be done s house a month later Anonymous 11081SSun1135 55 No 34835252トー48SHI Melis abuela he uncrumpled the papers and got the address of this bastard papers were only from 60 years ago so the guy was still alive just old as dust finds the address of this guy in some sorta mansion knocks on the door wearing a get swole you must star wars yoda tank top board shorts pink sunglasses and a backwards chicago buils snapback johnny said lifting buddy went into a lot of detail about some scrawny white guy in his mid thities opens to door >lifting buddy holds out the papers and asks for the person in the paper's name > Hey dad Someone's here to see you He has documents -lifting buddy lets himsolf in and finds the old man in his studies papers Wwhere did you get that 7 >old man tries to grab at the papers >lifting buddy punches the old man in the face crouches in his face and sets the old man straight sherlock homes style guy's son runs in and 기itting buddy stops mid sentence lets the guy down then gut punches him unta he hobbles out of the from and pukes in the hal way otells the old man to set shit right or he will be back for blood yarious carCouple othinks the old man brought some friends and grabs his pul-up bar walks out side in his tank top and house shorts -the documents were apparently deeds swindled out by the old man ofamilies say the whole we'll never forget youl spiel and leave nothing but calories and carbs cookies briskets gumbo away and goes back to 1143 20 No 34835317 >see old man's name in the news a few days later for >somehow only heard about him now don't know if it was from lifting buddy doing more damage than he thought the ghosts getting their revenge or natural causes -hasn't had any paranormal problems since then except for one says he went to the kitchen for a late night non-cheating snack and saw full body apparitions says he grabbed an apple head nodded while taking a bite and walked away back to his bedroom >he stops halfway and tuns around > Holy fuck you guys were realr Lifting buddy still lifts and does inane shit ike he always does No one fucks with him since the ghost puncher incident Abuela mires every time she's around him And I think the priest told his priest buddieschurch because everyone mires and cowers in grace twice as hard when they are around him Again non of this was made 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