Mike Who designed these - Blind Boy Goliath? December 30 2018 Verified Purchase Unless you are size XXXXL or have fingers like Cumberland sausages or can play slide guitar using your thumb these shiny trinkets will be too big I'm 6 feet tall 180 pound and Vovov's humungous 'bottlenecks' are useless zero inner traction no finger grip-i-tude no chance I wonder who designed them Blind Boy Goliath? Furthermore the low-quality 'stainless steel' offers very little sustain resonance call it what you will I won't be recommending them except to Steven 'Shorty' Seagal the next time I don't meet him The good news is slide fans that when you realize you wasted all yo' hard-earned pay you will surely get de blues Lord have mercy which may help and here's a line to get y'all started on the road to nowhere Woke up dis moh-nin wid a drainpipe on mah finga Blind Boy Goliath's Guitar Slides Meme

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