Mike Headly Girl U Got a Lil Dick U Ugly Your Beard Trash You're Short Hope Your Momma Die Everyone Yasssss Guy U Wear Too Much Makeup Everyone Wow What a Asshole What a Prick Kill Him Piece of Shit *2 Niggas Standing on the Bus Stop* “Hey Brian” “What?” “Do You Have a Dad?” “Yeah? What’s This About?” “Well I Don’t” “Oh Is He Dead?” “No He’s Black” “Oh Makes Sense” “But I Do Remember the Last Thing He Told Me” “Whats That?” “DHEL-Hqn2-QEPC” “What Does That Mean?” “It’s a $10 PSN Code I Never Used You Assholes Should Probably Stop Reading This Story and Go Claim It Before a Nigga Spends It on a Fortnite Pickaxe or Some Shit”