ll AT&T M-Cell Ted Nugent March 28 NO SHIIT!! HIGH SCHOOL 1957 vs 2017 Scenario 1 Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack 1957 - Vice Principal comes over looks at Jack's shotgun goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack 2017- School goes into lock down FBI called Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers Scenario 2 Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school 1957 - Crowd gathers Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies 2017 - Police called and SWAT team arrives they arrest both Johnny and MarkThey are both charged with assault and both expelled -even though Johnny started it Scenario 3 Write a comment 2 Ted Nugent's Post Scenario 3 Jeffrey will not be still in class he disrupts other students 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal He then returns to class sits stiil and does not disrupt clasS again 2017 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin He becomes a zombie He is then tested for ADD The family gets extra money SSI from the government because Jeffrey has a disability Scenario 4 Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt 1957 - Billy is more careful next time grows up normal goes to college and becomes a successful businessman 2017 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being spanked herself and their dad goes to prison Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist Scenario 5 Write a comment 2 Ted Nugent's Post Scenario 5 Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock 2017- The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations His car is then searched for drugs and weapons Scenario 6 Pedro fails high school English 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school passes English and goes to college 2017 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher English is then banned from core curriculum Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English Scenario 7 Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed Write a comment 2 Ted Nugent's Post Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed 957 Ants die 2017 - ATF Homeland Security and the FBI are all called Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism The FBl investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again Scenario 8 Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher Mary Mary hugs him to comfort him 1957 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing 2017 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job She faces 3 years in State Prison Johnny undergoes 5years of therapy This should hit every email in box to show just how stupid we have become! By today's standards none of us were supposed to ever make it Write a comment 2 Grandma Ted makes some excellent points Meme

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